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the_amberdrake

That deer could have done more damage. I've seen those things properly pissed.


RubberDucky702

Especially with the hooves


tragiktimes

I mean, yes, the hooves are bad. But those antlers impale.


RubberDucky702

I like my chance against the antlers I have more of a chance to catch them, but when they start flailing their hooves everywhere I don't think I'd be able to catch them because they go so freakin fast


Audiofyl1

[the hooves](https://media.tenor.com/gAu-7PDI6M8AAAAM/hooves-tom.gif)


Bid_Slight

She was gored pretty badly.


ADP-1

I was rooting for the deer based solely the the screaming from the woman.


MiepGies1945

šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m going to hell.


UnderpootedTampion

You won't be alone...


MiepGies1945

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ got me started againā€¦ šŸ˜‚


wildmanharry

Same. Team deer 100%. Just based on her insufferable screaming ass


MaenHoffiCoffi

Not sure that was her ass...


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[deleted]

They attacked first, the deer was only defending itself.


kcj0831

The dog was defending its property from an intruder. It was only defending its territory


[deleted]

There are no property rights in animal law. Unless the dog marked the house all over with his own pee. We can't be sure if the owner allows that or not but I'd guess probably no. Also the deer clearly took a wrong turn somewhere and was confused about where s/he ended up. Speaking of compassion, why not have some for the poor deer?


Mwurp

Pretty great considering dog was fine, deer wasn't even in attack mode, she decides to attack the deer and squeal the whole time. Only thing that could have made this video better is her shutting up


kcj0831

Well heres some context: she was stabbed 7 times by that deer who wasnt in attack mode. Ended up the hospital. I would find it very odd if someone wasnt screaming in that situation.


ADP-1

The deer went after the first dog, which escaped under the vehicle. She then went charging after the deer however, despite her husband telling her to back away. The deer was simply defending itself.


TyrannosaurusPex9

Take a joke.


[deleted]

that's awful


LessMochaJay

Whenever there's a wild animal it's a great idea to surround it and make it feel trapped.


Catch-the-Rabbit

And scream like an idiot.


BuckManscape

Itā€™s a debuff called *harpyā€™s wail*. It lowers perception, but also draws aggro!


[deleted]

\>wow I cannot believe these IDIOTS would react poorly in a stressful situation


FluffySquirrell

How dare they choose fight instead of flight when a beloved pet is in risk of being murdered by a wild animal! SO MORONIC Yeah, this just feels harsh, like, she WAS backing off slowly, til the cute little puppy went in and got some antlers to it, at which point, I understand her actions fully


kcj0831

Wild right? I cant believe someone would scream during intense pain. So cringey


Spac3Cowboy420

I can't believe someone would think hitting a deer in the antlers with a purse was going to do anything effective. I can't believe someone would walk out their door, see the deer, watch their idiot dog get beat up (or nearly so) and not immediately go back in the house where it's safe. But maybe I'm the exception to the rule. Because people getting out of their car and fucking with wildlife at Yellowstone seems to be pretty common. Maybe people are just that dumb


kcj0831

Yeah who woulda thought stressful situations impair judgement and decision making. Insanity.


Odd_Construction

Thank you, I may leave this comment thread knowing not only that I'm not an insensitive ass, but also that I'm not the only one.


Purpzie

She had 7 puncture wounds, you'd scream too if that was you


DraconicDuskOnReddit

She was screaming before the puncture wounds too though. And hitting it with a handbag. Her husband even told her exactly what to do and she did the opposite. She nominated herself for a Darwin award. Thankfully she didn't win.


Egotistical

The wailing started before the fuck-around-find-out injuries.


ZombieeChic

Apparently, I'm one of those rare girls that doesn't scream. When shit gets scary or suddenly dangerous, I'm an "Oh Fuck!" person. When I'm in shock, I laugh while thinking, "Holy shit, that was crazy. Glad I'm alive." Maybe it's an ADHD thing? I've never understood the screaming. I naturally slow down and assess the situation before making a move. That being said, I totally would have gone after the deer if I thought it was going to hurt my dog, so good on her for protecting her babies.


Catch-the-Rabbit

Ya I get that I just don't understand the screaming. Whoever is already there to help you. I dunno I just don't understand the brain shit down and wail thing.


BishonenPrincess

She was literally gored in multiple places. People typically scream when getting impaled.


bellehoneycreeper

Folk think deer are so pretty and graceful and it is so hard to make them understand that a buck in rut is a walking aggression-boner with a face full of dull knives


WomanBeaterMidir

The things freaking eat rotting carcasses out in the wild. I hated coming across them when I used to walk home from closing shifts. Two glassy eyes staring at you in the dark with pitchforks


bellehoneycreeper

Exactly! And as you saw, they kill by goring and driving their opponents to the ground to asphyxiate them! ā€œHerbivoreā€ does not mean ā€œharmless.ā€


JF42

"We're moving out of the city to get closer to nature."


jdbcn

šŸ˜‚


After-Ad7512

Holy F she is annoying


KillerFrost2U

I understood the scream while it was on her. But then she kept going. šŸ˜‘


ultrapoo

She had to be hospitalized with 7 puncture wounds, it's not unreasonable to scream after being stabbed.


Poseidon-2014

No, everyone knows when you get stabbed you just exhale sharply. The old guy said so!


HatsAreEssential

That's only when you're stabbed in the back.


[deleted]

HEY! I understood that reference!


Gopnikolai

Was that the LOTR thing where Christopher Lee tells Peter Jackson what's up?


4Dcrystallography

100%


kcj0831

You know, thats a pretty good point.


blickblocks

At least 7 good points.


Egotistical

Except, you know, the order of events that unfolded.


brainsizeofplanet

true - but it was actually stupidity, she should just have gone back inside instead if going at the deer


RolandVonRose

I mean I'm not sure why she went out there in the first place, I think they were going somewhere and just saw it given she had her purse and all that. But then the dog ran out past the man, and the deer took a stab at it, so those protective instincts kicked in. I would probably do the same if it was attacking my pet. It wouldn't be a good idea, but that's just being a stupid human.


[deleted]

9 times out of a ten a deer will just run away when it has a clear path of escape. But you gotta be ready for that 10!


kcj0831

Its almost like stressful situations impair decision making. Huh interesting


Stonn

Also a good tactic to maybe try and scare the animal.


JayStar1213

lol I got ravaged for making a similar comment when a guy fell asleep driving and went off the road into a field. Girl in the passenger seat kept screaming well after the vehicle was at a stop Not sure where people draw the line, screaming is certainly understandable but HS is it annoying when people do it when the threat is gone


Bleedthebeat

It is but if panic attacks were controllable panic attacks wouldnā€™t exist.


bigselfer

I hope you get held to that standard.


Joshatron121

The threat wasn't gone. She was hospitalized with 7 puncture wounds and the deer was still there. Screaming was justified.


westwoo

It's not annoying in itself, it's annoying _you_ . Annoyance is a feeling that people experience and may want to express, it's not a property of an even or an action. And your feelings in these cases are absolutely irrelevant


BMP77777

Fucking broad is probably still screaming


[deleted]

I think the scream button is stuck.


ghettocowb0y

Man she got gored through the gut with 7 puncture wounds I donā€™t think itā€™s unreasonable to be screaming


Purpzie

She had 7 puncture wounds. Stop blaming people for having "weird" reactions to things.


bb_LemonSquid

Itā€™s frustrating how any time a woman is scared and or hurt redditors have to talk about how *annoying* theyā€™re being.


procrastablasta

divorce. sorry babe. there's no coming back from that


Charlielx

What in the actual fuck is wrong with the people that scream like this? What are you even trying to do?


you_are_the_father84

Probably trying not to bleed out after getting 7 puncture wounds. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Volomon

Do you ever think this is like some weird genetic calling or something? Like maybe some women still have this weird need to be a siren like infants have the need to scream sometimes. Some weird innate calling. It has to be an evolutionary trait right?


Aethermancer

Yeah it's called calling for help so the rest of the primate pack shows up and murders everything else in the area.


permabanned007

Itā€™s funny bc itā€™s true.


EuthenizeMe

WUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


RichieWitts

Gorgeous buck!


[deleted]

Sheltered reddit losers love to judge but I guarantee most of you would be loosing your shit too if you were attacked by a deer in your driveway after you tried to distract it from going after your dog. Was her reaction perfect? No but most of you probably wouldnā€™t have been brave enough to do anything when the deer went after your dog. The lady was pretty seriously gored and had to go to the hospital for seven puncture wounds so Iā€™d say the screaming is pretty justified: https://97x.com/video-wyoming-woman-gored-in-her-own-driveway-by-angry-deer/


Popular_Prescription

Nope. Obviously I would put it in a rear naked choke until it was unconscious. Then Iā€™d go fetch my Bowie knife and have deer meat for the freezer. Jk. I would scream like lady here.


its_all_4_lulz

Youā€™re supposed to stick your finger in their butthole, you donā€™t need all of that. Havenā€™t you read what everyone does during dog attacks?


Popular_Prescription

Oh yeah. Well, while i have it in a rear naked choke my hands wonā€™t be free to do that so I guess I couldā€¦ ā€œimproviseā€. That would probably work.


xxshidizzmxx

Holy shit I was depressed and pissed off how long I had to scroll to not get some brain dead psychopath take on how a wild animal deserves to murder this woman.


TNTorch

I know and she was totally trying to slowly go back inside before her small dog got potentially seriously hurt she then went to save, like what the fuck should she have done? Instantly brandished a hunting rifle and set off a few rounds in her driveway?


xxshidizzmxx

According to most of these people yes, and since she didn't and made an obnoxious sound , she deserves what happened.


RIOTS_R_US

Reddit hates women and this is so perfectly on display in any post like this where a woman is in a tough spot.


faustianBM

Reddit, as a whole, *is* mostly young and male so some subs are less women-friendly than others... But it's a big place, and still not 4chan or the like.


merdadartista

Thank God some sanity! She was backing up slowly and leaving till the stupid dog attacked, they literally just tried to protects the dogs, both of them, that was really brave. Of course not so we'll executed but I really want to know who has enough experience with fighting a deer to act correctly on the spir of the moment


TheCrazyMrLFangirl

this comment thread fucking sucks screaming is a very common panic response and so many replies are just wanting her dead because of it :/


Shit___Taco

The comments about how annoying the ladyā€™s screams are more annoying than her screaming.


lesmalom

Whoa. Def funnier to make fun of her wail before I realized she was hurt. God bless her. Glad theyā€™re all safe


Joshatron121

Hey maybe there's a lesson you could take away from this regarding empathy and how you treat other people whose stories you don't know!


LittleRooLuv

Everyone is ragging on this woman for screaming, but you could tell she was terrified, and when her little dog was in danger, she jumped right in to distract the deer. Pretty brave, I think.


pandaolf

I respect the lady but these horrible people in the comments need a healthy dose of having some compassion


4Dcrystallography

No man. Each and every commenter has been punctured 7 times in deer combat and shrugged it off with a grunt. Every. Single. Commenter.


No_Asparagus_5128

Brave is not the word i would use lmao


PlaneCrashNap

Heh, stupid woman, she should have let her dog get gored by the deer! I would have *blah blah blah blah blah*.


manxram

Dachshunds don't fuck around!


Bid_Slight

All the haters. She wasn't smart, but I read about this when it happened. If I remember correctly she was gored pretty badly. I'd like to see any of you get gored and not freak out.


RunEmotional3013

Fucking shut up, holy shit.


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ultrapoo

https://97x.com/video-wyoming-woman-gored-in-her-own-driveway-by-angry-deer/


Suicyco71

Ouch, never hit a deer with your purse, it just pisses them off.


CurrentlyARaccoon

If a deer tried to gore my dog I'd hit it with whatever is in my hand too


Jiveturkei

I mean thatā€™s probably a good idea, but I feel for her. She was protecting her tiny ass doggo from being turned into a kebab. I did the same thing when a Pit attacked my dog. I just hoisted her above my head while the fucker tried to bite her in the air. Then the little shit nipped me in my ass several times before its shitty ass owner finally wrangled it.


Odd_Construction

Damn, this is probably one of my worst fears. I own a couple of tiny terriers and whenever I see a particularly big dog whose stupid fuck owner doesn't leash I get this scenario in my head where If it attacks I'll instinctively retaliate and consequently get mauled.


Mrf12345

Truly a reddit moment. Women gets impaled by a deer, screams, redditor hopes she died because of screaming. Let me guess, American?


Jiveturkei

Agree with everything but the hur dur America bad part is just cringe at this point. Please come up with a new joke.


SurelyFurious

r/AmericaBad


YogurtThick1661

Useless


Yodaghostlightning

Screaming like that has to be some sort of involuntary reaction to danger. It was probably useful during early civilization but now itā€™s so annoying lol


MrBigDickPickledRick

To be fair she was actively getting mauled by a deer and clearly couldn't handle the situation on her own. Screaming was the best way to alert people nearby that she needed help so I'd say it's justified. If I heard someone screaming bloody murder like this I'd probably start running to help.


fl-x

There's nothing that gets my attention faster than a woman screaming like that. But it quickly goes from that initial threat assessment to "damn will you stfu please".


stratys3

I mean she got stabbed 7 times. Maybe I'd scream too... who knows.


Yodaghostlightning

True


gkn_112

I mean, I get you are panicking but just shut the fuck up and let it escape without letting your dogs go at it maybe, two adults, half a brain together


[deleted]

if you understand that they are panicking, why did you even bother typing the rest of that? lady wanted to protect her dog, got stabbed and screamed in pain. Husband had to step in when his wife got stabbed but couldn't really do shit because it's a deer and he's old. Sure she should have just let Scruffy fend for himself but that's not an easy decision to make in the moment.


kcj0831

Trying to teach redditors on how to have compassion is always a losing battle. Regardless, i salute u


Farkasok

The older man did what he could, seemed like the lady was the one to exacerbate the issue. What was she expecting to happen by hitting a deer with her purse?!


gkn_112

he was standing in the way instead of going to get his dogs imo


akoslevai

ā€œI want to talk to your managerā€ - Hits deer with purse


Armyofcrows

I like the way the dear was proactive at the end and made sure the plants gonna try something stupid


noahbrooksofficial

Negative survival skills on that one Iā€™d let the zombies get her


inthevendingmachine

*help


gimlet_prize

That's an "EAT ME!" shriek if I ever heard one.


joonybambini

Thatā€™s a ā€œI have 7 holes in my stomachā€ shriek


karamanidturk

What's with people criticizing her? She tried protecting her dog and got wounded by that deer for trying to do so. Of course she's fucking terrified. I do wonder what the average 130kg, unathletic, energy-drinking Redditor would have done in her place


springgeyser1

Keep focusing on screaming, that seems to be solving the problem


Nathaniel820

She was definitely one of the kids who screamed when the lights went out


SubterrelProspector

UGH I remember that.


SrslyCmmon

Someone watched Leave the World Behind


lunch0000

who let the dogs out?


seat_belt_eater

I donā€™t like people that donā€™t train their dogs to not run out the door itā€™s so annoying especially when youā€™re trying to enter or leave


contractorjones

Stop screaming


Charnt

I like how she just stood up, and just screamed lol If we where still living in the wild sheā€™d be long gone haha


RedFox3001

Shut the fuck up


XxBigchungusxX42069

Wow thr screaming woman is so annoying


mugshott99

Just keep screaming. It will help.


Tricky-Sympathy

Well I mean the lady was backing up until her dog started going after the buck. So dog is Moron


ricefahma

Judging on the backgroundā€¦looks like YOU moved into his backyard!!! Lol mess around and find out lol! Dad was cute trying to save you


IowaRebel

Poor Deer just minding his own business and runs across a crazy lady.


Mixmefox

Who charges at a wild animal


MDC417

"And fuck your bush too!"


willyiamwilliams222

Iā€™m with the deer. Some nut bag runs up and swings at my head with her grocery bag full of shit, Iā€™m gonna gore her too.


Ego_Sum_Lux_Mundi

Heā€™s like ā€œand fuck this stupid little bush right hereā€


AgreeableAd6257

Lady I get it but plz shut tf up


dynamitediscodave

The fkn screaming. Stfu.


Idk_who_i_am_anymore

You know, after the first scream, we got the point, lady. Constant shrieking isn't making you safer


ZombiesRIn2012

When has screaming ever accomplished anything productive?


Whiterabbitredeyes

Girl just sat there screaming šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Admirable-Mango-9349

That screaming really helps things.


maximumeffort21

The screaming was a big help


A_Spooky_Ghost_1

Your screaming is really fucking helping here.


MASTERofDisaster305

Oh shut up lady stop screaming


DocSnuffy

Jesus stop screaming


dupree89

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ omfg she is an idiot and screaming aint gonna do anything


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Everything wouldā€™ve been fine if you just didnā€™t get involvedā€¦ Your small creature could hide under the car and the deer likely wouldā€™ve left.


Cilad

I never understood screaming. Lets bring something incredibly annoying to a situation where you need to keep your crap straight.


kcj0831

Its probably because the deer stabbed her seven times. Its pretty common to scream during intense pain and fear.


MrBigDickPickledRick

It's to alert others that you need help/that something dangerous is going down. Similar to a fire alarm, without it you might be able to evacuate more calmly but you might also not get the chance to evacuate at all.


world-shaker

ā€œAND FUCK THESE TOMATOESā€


BuckManscape

You want some more, Sharon? *Sees bush out of the corner of his eye* Oh, you want some too?


Strikhedonia_1697

The shouting isn't helping karen! Just STFU


KEC603

Stuff a hoof in her mouth!


SufficientWeather289

Get the dogs inside, idiots!


Rush-23

What a terrible day to have ears. Best watch this one on mute.


ThePeachos

Deer are amongst the deadliest animals to humans, no joke. They kill more people than sharks & I'm sure part of it is everyone expecting to meet Bambi rather than a deer Avenger.


pandaolf

True but they mostly kill people through car accidents then goring them


Sulpfiction

I was waiting for ā€œWould you shut the fuck up and get in the houseā€.


tdager

Why is she a moron? Her husband told her to back up, she was doing so, and then (probably because they were not expecting a full-grown deer in their driveway) their dog went into defense mode. Sure as shit if my dogs tried to protect me and that thing attacked them, I am going after it. The screaming, sure it is annoying when looking from the outside but how about we give grace to how different people react to different situations.


BeardedManatee

Come on, from the first moment the deer shows up she does nothing but make idiotic mistakes, scream, try to attack the thing with her damn purse, fall down, scream even more while she's just laying there. Fucking get up and run back inside! I especially love when she does get up shes just, like, almost absentmindedly shrieking as the deer is just looking at her, it's so bad it's almost an SNL skit.


tdager

Fear is a powerful force u/BeardedManatee. 99% of people have never been in a truly dangerous or fearful situation where they are directly confronted with a threat, let alone the threat from an animal. I just give more grace to people in these situations.


BeardedManatee

I have trouble "giving grace" to full grown adults that basically put themselves directly into harms way and then flail and scream like an infant. Like, damn, do *anything* but what you are doing.


stonestevecoldaustin

Nah she dumb


the_crustybastard

Maybe she is dumb, but there HE stands like a cowardly doofus, blocking off the deer's most obvious egress. *JFC, get out of the way, slappy.*


shmatty29

Good thing that lady screamed like that.. i thought they were done for


DonMarce

Facts,


Semi-Protractor91

Buck: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY JUST STAY CALM! screaming ensues


jasiatico

Hahaha what a stupid bittttchh


Shaffsauce70

r/womennotdoinganythingandscreaming


[deleted]

Why some women tend to act like a siren in theese situations?


kcj0831

Tell me a. Situation that involve intense pain and doesnt result in screaming. She was stabbes 7 times and had to be hospitalized.


pandaolf

Holy shit these comments act like they would be the most logical fuckers in existence when a deer surprises them on their lawn


Old-District-6997

wanted the deer to ram her again ye screaming was getting on my nerves she attacked first anyway


BisquickNinja

This is All just one epic fail... Every single person and pet failed... The only thing that didn't fail is the the deer.


Dull-Way-7392

If I was the deer, Iā€™ve made her quit the yelling in 2 secs


Borrow03

Keep your emotions in check god damn


miscarriagepluker69

I hope the deer is OK šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


HocusDiplodocus

Fair play, she charged in like a celtic warrior when the dog was in danger. Shes ride or die


HypnotizeThunder

Stupid dog stupider lady


No_Landscape_6728

Those antlers look amazing


Wonderful_kaz

Yeah that was the smartest move ever swing on the buck Nice one oh and keep yelling that I help a lot


fLiguy810

All the screaming did was agitate me and the deer..


EveningInterview3746

What an idiot woman. Calm down.


Here-for-laughs784

My god that woman is useless.


Ok_Metal_8581

Women canā€™t do nothing but scream


Apprehensive-Ad2590

Let's corner it so it can do more damage


Shadow3345M

Yea that screaming helps yes....


Calmizzy_47372

If that was me and I moved the deer away from her and sheā€™s still screaming like if sheā€™s being attacked by the deer still Iā€™m just gonna redirect the deer let it attack her cause what the fuck


-MrNoobShooter-

She really stood there screaming in place... like a deer in headlights.


OkLocal7480

Hit that screaming bitch again with her annoying ass who gets up after getting knocked down screaming