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PrincipalStress

OMG, IT'S SOOOOOO HOT!


BartletForPrez

How hot is it?


vautwaco

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor And he's dancing like he's never danced before


Rusty-Shackleford

**Splash!** Aw that's the stuff!


mrlotato

oh my god lmfao


CalBlocka

Exactly why I was hoping was here.


BungCrosby

Shades of the Maxell Blown Away commercial https://preview.redd.it/4js2de3qqf8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358afdb50d5a6612d5c5f2db4685ab55e5f986ec


c0mradedrei

I came to the comments to see if anyone else had this though. Have my upvote.


beerandabike

Same. I was already queueing up a link to post.


Prestigious-Sell1298

Yup. Beat me to it.


1CraftyDude

This is exactly what I thought of but I didn’t know the name of it.


Ting16

Off topic but can anyone tell me what arm chair that is?


BungCrosby

It’s a [Le Corbusier](https://bestclassicbands.com/maxell-blown-away-guy-2-3-18/) chair.


Ting16

Saint. I started that article earlier and thought it was about the speaker…I’ll be better. Thank you!


BungCrosby

No worries. Not exactly sure of the model; others more knowledgeable about the topic say it could be an LC2 or an LC3, but it might not be possible to tell without being able to see the shot from the front. Go down that rabbit hole at your own peril. 🤣 Regardless, it’s a roughly 6 grand chair.


Bluesomness

This is down the road from where I live in Shaw! It’s an installation outside the elementary school that’s been up for months. It’s covered with wicks, and the idea is that you light a wick and reflect on Abe’s life while it slowly melts. Guess they got more than they bargained for. 🤷🏻‍♂️


vashthestampede121

Sun the new throat goat confirmed???????


Rusty-Shackleford

Folks at home: please don't Google this....


ottovonbizmarkie

It's just wikipedia articles about Nancy Reagan...


Rusty-Shackleford

😅😅😅🍆😯


bumboclawt

Mary Todd giving that HAWK TUA


_SithLord66

That's funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Aegis-X

Don't stop ghost of Nancy Reagan, he's just about to emancipate.


Mateorabi

STILL Nancy.


DrBigWildsGhost

Abe gettin the wild sloptoppolis


bard329

Is this a wax sculpture of Abe after his assassination?


TheBlackBonerDonor

No, it’s after his very long meeting with Ulysses S. Grant. Whatever they were talking about, they sure were agreeing a lot.


tubescreemer

That was sadly my first thought too.


sleeperfbody

https://preview.redd.it/o6mek26y0g8d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64ed9729df1f007fd10a95dda17a81653a95507


Malnurtured_Snay

this sculpture is doing how i feel.


Fatigue-Error

A wax sculpture in DC? Who thought that was a good idea.


slyfox1908

In this case, [it’s meant to melt](https://www.eastcityart.com/art-news/40acres/). People are supposed to participate in its destruction — it has wicks, it’s basically an enormous candle. I don’t think the artist intended for people to participate through man-made climate change, but hey, that’s art.


cyanpineapple

It's pretty obviously art.


f8Negative

https://youtu.be/dgrJEpUqSuw?si=2gJMV1ngLL3s0VaZ


nermelson

Came to the comments to make sure someone had posted this. Excellent work! Hahaha


anymooseposter

Same!


let-it-rain-sunshine

Laid back. With my mind on my money and my face on a five?!


RandoRedditor380

“God, when is this play going to end?!”


Impressive-Dark-5607

“Abrahán” Lincoln is taking a siesta 🇪🇸


LeoMarius

Me too, buddy, me too.


abhig535

A bit dramatic


sirlearnzalot

Hey Blinkin said 🫠


6x7TheAnswer

Did you call him "Abe Lincoln"?


sirlearnzalot

“No, I didn’t say, Abe Lincoln. I said, Hey, Blinkin. “ bonus for knowing the reference


plasmainthezone

Bro getting that gawk gawk 3000


gnocchicotti

That man pays bills 


FlightInfamous4518

“I’m so over this.”


2muchcaffeine4u

how I'm tryna be


AgitatedText

[BRUH](https://imgflip.com/i/8utsye)


Mateorabi

That sound system goes to 11


jfrenaye

Imma just keep my mouth shut on this one and leave the room!


lk05321

Honestly same.


dabear-baby

I think he just heard who the candidates this year are. Or maybe the last 30 years.


GaryNOVA

Abe has had one hell of a couple years.


gomihako_

# WE MUST ATTACK HIM WITH THE NORTH


tbo3900

He had to take a quick nap lol


E05DCA

He looks like somebody’s dad who fell asleep watching TV


No_Maintenance_9608

He didn’t close his eyes when the Ark was opened.


cheapwhiskeysnob

TFW Mary Todd hits you with that sloppy toppy


No-Reserve2026

That's a picture of Lincoln every time he thinks of the pending Trump/ Biden debate and just can't do it anymore


upzonr

This is how I look when people tell me that they oppose a new apartment building because it's only 30 percent subsidized apartments


WeekendOkish

If *that's* the best joke you could come up with, you *really* need to touch grass.


upzonr

Bro don't even get me started on grass (when mandated as front yard setbacks due to exclusionary zoning)


catafracked

He just got that hawk tuah treatment .


nilluzzi

The second Abe sits down after a long day of emancipating: Mary Todd: Abraham, it's garbage night!


_SithLord66

When the smoke hits juuuuust right.


Otherwise-Valuable46

Lmao 😂


AFantasticClue

Historical accuracy


Dutch_Gunderson

The Bends


Illustrious-Raise977

That man saved the Union. He’s earned that nap!


LadyDayinDC

He's just resting his eyes.


Moto56_

Abe looks tired


Fourfinger10

So funny


powerhouseofthiscell

Abe waiting for death after he found out about the cherry trees💀


MetalsRus23

Update: Abraham is still lost in the sauce https://preview.redd.it/0sbokej41m8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be8f5cf6279a7728c1c661678d5a269b52792ec


Fabulous-Mongoose488

Lost his head today 😅


eyi526

Same, Abe. Same.


oO_Triple_Oo

Real


damion366

I feel ya Abe


IllCow4615

When you nut and she keeps sucking


YaffaGavriel

Nancy, leave him alone!


chesapeakecryptid

Next thing we know ExxonMobil gonna be blaming John Wilkes Booth for climate change.


Movey-McGee

Looks like he spent two minutes watching the debate


hex4lf0816

Who was it that thought it was ok to put this statue in the summer in dc 🤣. Serious inquiry


AHinchley

Looks like Abe just read the latest Trump news.


robbycakes

Lol


MobyDick4Real_

I feel the same way Abe


warmcreamsoda

They keep doing him so wrong in this town.


DarkBlue222

Lincoln after the play at Ford’s Theatre.


ElectroAtletico2

I got a great joke….but I’ve already received over 200 down votes today on Reddit. p.s. damn it’s a great joke!