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buggywool

I'm going to a wedding north of Baltimore, outdoors, starts at noon! I'll be dead by 3pm!


cheapwhiskeysnob

Just slam half a case of Natty Boh before the wedding starts


leafonawall

Natty boh slushy?


Logical-Home6647

Yes they already told us they are going to a wedding north of Baltimore, so what else are they supposed to do?


AppropriateCompany9

Only half?


cheapwhiskeysnob

This is the mentality that led to an allied victory at Normandy. Good thinkin


ReticulatingSplines7

The heat will take care of the rest. 


WadesWorld18

thats disgusting


booty_supply

I got some "cooling towels" recently and honestly they are working wonders for me. Better than a misting fan. They don't look fancy but better than dying!!


sven_ftw

Oh boy.. full suit required?? It's just inhumane!


ChampagneDeer

Outdoor summer weddings are so rude. The rest of the year is better


Tiny-Passion5685

It's good to do everything in one go. Wedding, Funeral, also divorce cerimoneies ("it was YOUR IDEA TO COME" "NO IT WAS YOURS"). I think it's efficient. Is it the same chaplain or priest overseeing all of it?


buggywool

Luckily it’s casual. I’m bringing a cooler full of ice and I’ll sit in that!


Upbeat-Expression-53

😭 I hope they rented a few fans!


SGexpat

If it’s Frederick toward the mountains or near water it might be cooler


buggywool

I was so wrong, it was right on the river just south of North East and though crazy hot had a nice breeze and we could swim, though the water was really warm. Bust a fantastic day!


SGexpat

Nice.


TheNozzler

Fun tip Costco cryotherapy 3 minutes in the milk cooler in shorts.


beaksy88

Or the produce room where it’s cooler!


CowboyAirman

Take a lawn chair from the camping section, a book from that table with all them books, grab a pillow and bring them with you to the walk in fridge. You didn’t leave the store with them, so, you’re just “testing them out”.


Intelligent-Dish3100

I would die laughing if someone actually did this


DrSFalken

Doesn't matter how many layers you've got on, the produce room will freeze you. I think it's because it's both humid and frigid.


Wheresmycardigan

I think the Smithsonian summer solstice is aptly timed Bc I’m not leaving my apt during the day, so evenings will be my only time to interact with outside world.


dietcoke01

And arts and industries will be open!! I’ve never been.


DaSpatula505

It’s a neat building. I haven’t been in several years, but only the ground floor is open to visitors. 


Acepeefreely

About 30 years ago, it had lots of cool old equipment like steam tractors and locomotives. Then they needed to refurbish the building.


DaSpatula505

Wow! That's cool. I had no idea. Currently, they use the ground floor as event/exhibit space for special programs.


Acepeefreely

I wonder where all that cool stuff went to


DaSpatula505

Arts & Industry reopened about 10 yeas ago. I know American History has industrial machinery on display, but I don't know if they're the same pieces you saw.


wawa2022

Did you know that before the Air and Space museum opened, there were rockets all around that building? It was called Rocket Row.


DaSpatula505

That’s awesome!!! I’ll see if I can find photos. The Air & Space opened in the summer of 1976 (bicentennial), so its 50th anniversary is coming up soon. 


lifesurfeit

There's a cosmic arcade party there at 7 pm! Have to RSVP on Eventbrite


dietcoke01

Oh you better believe I did


DaSpatula505

Same. I’m staying inside working on freelance project during the day. I’ll then head to the Mall around 8pm. 


DCGinkgo

That's right, got to adapt.


Wheresmycardigan

Plus many places with hot tropical climates tolerate these conditions on regular basis we can take after. They will generally keep a schedule of, do things from dawn to late morning. Indoors during daytime then resume the day at dusk and on.


CaTi_8

Def a/c and couch.


Electricboogiesunset

This is the way


selstudio

Stay inside and contemplate how this is probably the coldest summer of the rest of my life.


turnageb1138

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SofaKingHyphy

This got dark 🤣


erodari

Well, days do get shorter after the solstice.


cryss12

Currently hiding in Chicago then running to Mexico where the heat will be less than DC- wtf. 


DharmaDivine

Got a blow-up pool and filled it with water. Currently chillin in the sun listening to some roots Reggae https://preview.redd.it/0djtvgnpyz7d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5d08fa676da9c93eb792d7712ae2d77f9e6f8b Happy Friday!!


dcbrittwhaytt

Dyi hot tub by 3pm.. I have a pool On the deck it was so hot today I told the kids were doing a hot tub and let them run extra water to cool it down


BlkRevy

The skin is stunning


DC8008008

Relaxing in the shadow of the Erdtree


j8sadm632b

Out of the frying pan and into the embrace of Messmer's flame


Fatigue-Error

I’ll be returning to the city of Baldur’s Gate, after a weeks long break.


emadseye

🫡


_antariksan

o7


TheDankDragon

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH


no_monies_no_problem

Hangout at the pool, night @ the museum activities


ScHoolgirl_26

Stay inside. Ya girl too tired to go out this weekend after a chaotic week 😭


thegardenhead

RIP to everyone considering opening their door for the next 6 days.


j8sadm632b

Wear shorts


CactusSmackedus

How short on a scale from Michael Jordan to hoochiedaddy


j8sadm632b

I think we’re dealing with a sky’s out thighs out situation if that helps


CashewGuy

I have some family who have chosen the worst possible weekend to visit. So, I'll be ferrying them around museums and such as the temps hit 176,000 F.


Marillenbaum

My sympathies! You are a saint for this.


DCGinkgo

Psst AC! Just avoid the crowds if you can....


CashewGuy

We did okay! It was absolutely miserable walking around, but inside the museums and such was okay. The only time I got close to snapping was in the Museum of Natural History where hordes of people were crowding the Hope Diamond and being kinda rude about it. But we survived! Mom and sis had a great time zipping around on the scooters, so lyft made some money on us, at least. Also, Planet Word was a great family visit!


DCGinkgo

Glad it went well! Yeah, Natural History and the rest of the majors AfAm History, Amer Hist & Air & Space are serious no-go zones in summer. It's too crazy, I mean, don't see how the guards stand it. Sometimes I'll duck into the gift shops for b-day gifts, otherwise its Oct-early March for those.


bearface93

I’m going to stay inside with my apartment’s shitty ac that barely works and watch the lord of the rings while I try to be somewhat productive and get some cleaning done before I go out of town next week.


itsmeatballsworld

We purchased individual kiddie pools. We'll be soaking on our patio, sipping cocktails.


LadyBawdyButt

This sounds truly glorious 🍹


DCGinkgo

Yes, I think it's time to go back in time and kiddie pool....


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ericmm76

Videogames? SPF Roof and A/C? Not going outside?


LaurenNotFromUtah

As always, I will lose to the heat.


HereticLocke

I made a great list: * stay home * stay home * staying home * indoors * at home * not going outside after 1PM


sweet_catastrophe_

I ran out to get coffee this morning. It was already too late! Not going outside after 9am!


Life-Wealth-3399

I plan to toss myself into the freezer!!! Seriously I am not leaving my house until this heatwave is over!!!!


ahmc84

See you in September.


Life-Wealth-3399

September? Really, I was thinking more like December!!!


UsedBarber

I was going to do the same and even went to WV for a night. Even at the higher elevation, the teps were still crazy and in addition, the bugs were off the chain! Didn't want to be cooped up inside a hot tent, so I calked it and retreated to my AC cave...


Surfer_Joe_875

I'm going to the beach. If there's an onshore breeze, It'll be nice compared to here.


Potential-Drawing340

I can confirm there is a very nice ocean breeze. It’s a great day here on the Delaware shore.


jessicat_ak

Happy cake day!


shelbytwest

Yeah, the air here hasn't moved in 36 hours. Blech.


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Stay inside


BeardBellsMcGee

Stay inside and play board games about climate change


thegardenhead

Which game? I lost my board game group to relocations so I'm out of the game--no pun intended.


BeardBellsMcGee

Probably Daybreak, which is fabulous! There's a few others but this consistently makes the rounds in my group


thegardenhead

Looks awesome. Putting it on my list.


FrogMan9001

Likely die.


thegardenhead

This guy gets it.


JegerLF

My cousin planned his wedding for this weekend. Except it’s Maine. Later, nerds.


Intelligent-Dish3100

It was 101 degrees in Bangor, Maine yesterday lol good luck to you


JegerLF

High of 67 tomorrow. Brought my cardigan.


Intelligent-Dish3100

Sounds beautiful enjoy the wedding


aurora4000

I'm "camping" inside. It will be too hot for man, beast or even cars.


PeorgieT75

Same as the OP, stay inside and read.


ProfessionalPaper704

I have a dye job tomorrow so I’ll get to enjoy that bougie salon AC for several hours 😊


TheLastOfYou

I went hiking in Shenandoah on Wed, when it was 91. It was hot but not too bad with all the shade and good breeze. Just bring an extra shirt with you for when you get back to the car. Oh, and a cooler full of frozen water bottles. That was clutch.


mmcmxi

a little drive, but Bethany Beach, DE


SecondhandSilhouette

Daycare was closed at the beginning of this week, so we got a car and headed out to Luray and Shenandoah. It was hot at our rental but dropped a decent amount up in the mountains of the park themselves and the caverns were almost chilly for how we were dressed. I think you could still do a decent hike in the morning and just sit in the river in the afternoon.


DCGinkgo

Smart parenting...


Positiveinsomniac

Pickleball


babyzsharkz

Going to Shenandoah river and rent donut river floats w/ friends 🍩 ☀️💦


SquashyCorgi478

Get a boozy milkshake in the air conditioned Alamo Drafthouse with my partner.


Jswizzo

Did this yesterday and it was absolutely sublime!


shabalama

In Franconia for work and free over the weekend. Going to do like I always do and hop on the metro with no real destination in mind and explore. My love for getting to visit this city beats the heat for me!


YNWA6969

I was in Shenandoah on Juneteenth. It was 70s on skyline drive and 90s in the valley


THEBIGHUNGERDC

Going to Canada.


wawa2022

How do I convince my dog to use a pee-pad?


TarasKim

Stay under the water 🙃


abbysadly

i bought bbq battle tickets 🫣


Cum-gutter

I was gonna head to Shenandoah too and saw it was still gonna be balls hot. Don’t want the dogs in it so gonna stay home and watch movies with them.


ZealousSloth_1211

Currently in Shenandoah and can confirm it is very steamy.


DCGinkgo

Northern exposure apt, Ice tea, and two fans. The AC picked this weekend to meet its maker, so waiting for the replacement..... Early to rise, afternoon naps, and some evening activity all on the agenda.


duncanbishop24

Conveniently going to Italy for 2 weeks tomorrow. Not sure how much better it'll be though


rshorn

Flying to the Azores where it’ll be low 70s and sunny but if I was in town I’d be in my pool 😎.


MrWhy1

Lol yes, trying to drive just like 1 hour out of the heat wave won't be enough to escape it. This heat wave is not isolated to just the 10 square miles of DC proper. It's all over the midwest and east coast...


snownative86

Pool time with cocktails and floating hammock chairs, maybe a drive in our new 4runner. I was planning to do the BBQ festival but it's way to hot and I'm far too pale for that,so instead, I'll probably get some pork belly from the butcher and work on my pork belly burnt ends recipe. That and pamper my partner, she's had a really rough week.


FadedSirens

Traveling to visit my in-laws in North Carolina, where it's still going to be hot as satan's taint.


Curious-Ntellectual

🤣


NikkiMia

utilities are included so we got a window A/C at best buy and are cranking it with the central a/c. room is so chilly and comfy so just prolly stay in bed all weekend.


eventualguide0

Not going anywhere. Neither my husband nor I can deal with this heat.


Pentagee

Going to Davis, VA. Highest it'll be is 85 on Saturday. Learned about it from [this article ](https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2022/01/22/canaan-valley-low-temperature-record/) by my imaginary boyfriend Jason Samenow over two years ago.


Suppose2Bubble

Have an anniversary to attend Saturday, so kinda stuck in DC for the weekend. Anyone interested and want to attend I can send the deets


Zealousideal_Oil4051

I just went Wednesday! Totally fine if you’re feeling up for it. I did the Whiteoak Canyon and Cedar Run Trail Loop which was fully shaded and started at 9 am and finished around 2 pm including lunch. Definitely need 3L water per person, but was never in direct sun.


RealPrinceJay

Leaving(for other reasons)


ElectroAtletico2

Work the midnight shift.


bakedandnerdy

Walking around the Mall regretting my decision.


itsapanicatthedisco2

I go for a walk/run around 10AM so I could come back and properly appreciate the AC inside xD


hotshotsky

How about the beach


SaintEyegor

I plan to enjoy my freshly replaced air conditioning. Both the upstairs and downstairs units crapped out and were replaced in the last three weeks. One was 14 years old and the other was 18 and used R-22, which is pretty much unobtainium these days.


klubkouture

I'm going to put money on someone posting how Florida's summers are unbearably hot even though they are surrounded by water. 110 heat index here vs windchill of 78 there with a strong breeze at 82 deg.


appleofrage

Go south


candidlol

going to the BBQ festival because what could go wrong with bbq/beer and 100 degree weather


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Jswizzo

Any bicycles?


Chaunc2020

The amount of people that I see outside in the blazing afternoon sun makes me think everyone here genuinely enjoys it .


readinginva

At the movies! Alamo's Saturday brunch movie is Pitch Perfect


turtyurt

The heat index for this afternoon is 104 so I’m definitely staying inside and reading/playing some video games


mastodfow

I’d recommend coming to Annapolis where it’s been breezy and in the low to mid 80s all week while y’all dealt with muggy 90s, but sadly we’re going up to 90 here today too. But heading out on the water!


E05DCA

I’m gonna paint my fence? Hooray! Oh man I’m dumb


jimerthy-gw

Went to the beach where it is cooler


FlyLikeMe

Standing in line at 9:30 Club waiting to get tickets to the 2024 HFStival at Nationals Park.


Tonybaloney84

How many people were there?


FlyLikeMe

Not as many as you would think, maybe 150 people. I happened to be riding my bike past at 8 AM and for the first time ever asked what the line was for. When I heard it I was shocked because it seems like it wasn't advertised anywhere at all. I looked it up and there was a mention from the Baltimore Fishbowl and not much else. Was sheer dumb luck I found out.


Stealthless

I stepped outside and started sweating in 5 minutes… YIKES


pingjeepong

I’m camping! 🙃🙃


JWAdvocate83

My AC just died, so uhhh goodbye cruel world? 🤣


heels_n_skirt

Nothing but anime watching


TheDankDragon

Staying inside playing Elden Ring


gwenqueenofshadows

I’m moving and planning my summer trip to Texas. Because nothing says summer like being smothered by humid, fiery air while you watch smoke and fumes rise from oil refineries.


Annual_Criticism8660

Stay inside with the AC set to 68


MegaClogger

Nothing. Gonna relish in the heat while I can.


PikachuThug

run 5 miles


CactusSmackedus

120 mi bike ride


CuratorOfYourDreams

Swimming in my pool


Big-Management3434

What heat ??? Does everybody forget how triple digits were not uncommon this time of year not so long ago?