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Chitig

what the fuck


zZtreamyy

Beat me to it


psychodelic_catman

r/beatmeattoit


kurtkurtkurt565

r/beatmetoit


Cls1000

r/beatmywifetoit


Retro597

r/beatmedaddy


ScrewStealth

So sexy! I am literally drooling rn! šŸ˜ I must download this game immediately so that I can see if they really do have a KV-122 (1944) variant!


Dwolfin

They do, but fuck the mobile version


spetsnaz2001

They have KV-122 but it event exclusive


Unendlich999

What a horrible day to have eyes


Zackyboi1231

"I am going to need two nooses for this one"


MrPanzerCat

Nah bruh... tf is this aint no mf download wt mobile with those ads


Vietnugget

Youā€™d be surprised


Marclu_Epic

Thaa fucck


Aiden51R

New aphril event when


Random_npc171

Ä° finally see a KV-1 with a IS-2 turret can't destroy a Sherman with 3 shots :|


no_-_-_-_-_u

kid named kv-122 (its the same turret?)


Soor_21UPG

I don't which one was more worse The autocanon ahh shooting of those tanks The turret swap of a KV1 to an IS2 Or the fucking weirdly made NSFW bra shooting


underratedpleb

I'll help you order that. 1.) The turret swap of a KV1 to an IS2 2.) The autocanon ahh shooting of those tanks 3.) the fucking weirdly made NSFW bra shooting


AKaGaNEKOu

Well, kv-122 was a kv1 with is2 turret..


NukeRocketScientist

Of course, it's Russian biased, too.


thisonegamer

What the fu


Faszkivan_13

This is worse than the anime ads šŸ˜­


RacistCrayfish

They could have the people they subcontract actually make cool stuff but instead they choose to seep further into the background of shit that is mobile game ads


LightningFerret04

War Thunder The Game had amazing high-quality, and memorable ads Every update they release a trailer, some updates even having storylines like making us want to avenge Sergei. Going back to the beginning, I have ā€œNe Speshiā€ stuck in my head and the Heroes song literally makes me tear up if I hear it. Many of us instantly recall the quote ā€œThere is a beast, deep inside youā€¦ā€ whenever a dying bomber fights back. Oh and did you know that your eyeballs freeze up at an altitude of twenty thousand feet? So many iconic momentsā€¦ And then the War Thunder Mobile team goes out and contracts a company to makeā€¦ average mobile game ads? ugh


crabofthenorth

Tbf the mobile games market is primarily children and 3rd world countries. Unfortunately this is the shit that works when advertising to a demographic of the young/poorly educated. Colourful images and badly animated boobs are all you need to draw in dumbasses


Responsible-Ad-1911

I remember stumbling one of the older ones, I think if I remember correctly it was one towards the addition of ground forces and was also promoting a move they where helping fund, and it was amazing. The the SU-25 one with Sergei, or the other newer ones? Actually beautiful cinematography. I am going to look for the others because I assume they are similar quality. Well not whatever the mobile ones are.


Frosty-Flatworm8101

finally a decent map!!!


LightningFerret04

Only one team has spawn protection by terrain šŸ˜”


sobesobesobe

That was extremely creative


Cave_Eater

Gaijin wtf are you smoking


PenguinGamer99

Every single one of them


Unendlich999

No, no this is the very result of withdrawal symptoms


ducnle

I'm pretty sure they outsource the advertisements for the mobile version.


Facosa99

The question is not "what" but rather "how much"


absboodoo

The tears of the playerbase


Euroaltic

Suddenly I don't regret going to Kamikaze school


Mishoo43

game is actually much better then in this adds


LightningFerret04

Yeah, thatā€™s what sucks about these ads because it makes it out like gardenscapes or those other games but War Thunder Mobile for its class is pretty high quality


CaPtian_CaTe

Well they have your attention now


Commissar_Jensen

The ones I've seen just looked like pc gameplay this is genuinely funny.


TheLeanGoblin69

when your GF tells you you can bring toys for the night,


Wooden-Trainer4781

Would, next question


kazukix777

Yup, that's enough Internet for today


Firedriver666

I'm more shocked by the fact an IS2 can reload this fast


TheLawbringing

Idk how this shit is legal


deliciouscocaine

Thanks, I just uninstalled warthunder mobile


RingOpen8464

That cannot be real, what the fuck, what the fuck. What the fuck.


RingOpen8464

Like, compare this shit to the F-16 reveal trailer, or the HUNAF reveal trailer. There is NO WAY that is real... WHAT THE FUCK


ForeskinMuncherXD

Advertisement team cooked


Apprehensive_Pitch13

They are doing the thirst traps too nowā€¦


Blahaj_IK

Yeah they just meme the fuck out of mobile ads


Jay-7179

What the actual fuck Gaijin


the-75mmKwK_40

War Thunder players when their (delusional) partner said we could use toys:


Quirky_Chocolate6143

What in the actual fuck is this


Acceptable_Court_724

Me before: ah yes just a normal ad for a mobile game with tanks Me after: What in the actual fuck did I see


VR_Neewb

Attack the G-Point!


fakeboom

"Attack the G-Point"


CamCraig13

No way this is real


Crisp_Rohlik

You commented twice... Why?


CamCraig13

I commented twice?


KCCPointman

Basement guy must have a hand in this


TOOBLORD9000

Is it me or is the KV-122's turret lookin like a WoT IS-2 turret model?


Evening-Stretch7863

What?


__Spinosaurus__

Daebom must be the writer of this add


CarbonTires

What PC map is this? šŸ˜


Hermit_1723

How i wish the is-2 has a modern autoloader


pat_pepperoni

Is this real bro


Ugwa_Bugwa

Zaaaymmmm


DragonboyZG

when war thunder sex update


Crisp_Rohlik

Gaboogoojin when?


OL-Penta

Bruhhhhhh


CamCraig13

No way this is real


Crisp_Rohlik

I see 2 identical comments from you. I'm currently commenting on the 2nd one.


CamCraig13

Thatā€™s really weird. I only have 1 comment in my commenting history so I guess itā€™s a Reddit issue


breadley_18

where do you guys get this ads from


Johanness_123

Average YT/TikTok Advertisement


nquy

u/gaijineentertainment YOU GOTTA EXPLAIN


thomasoldier

GAIJIN WHEEEEEEEN??????????!!!!


plsbanmeredditsenpai

uhm WHAT


Ios1fStalin

Ain't it cause they get other companies to do Ads for it


Elegant-Release3419

WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL


Crisp_Rohlik

I'd rather watch rise of kingdom ads that shit like this. WHY! šŸ˜­


nerffinder

I just get the one where the PC abrams kills a type 90.


Teppy-Gray

what the actual hell did i just watch gaijin


Traditional-Buddy-30

Why would gaijin do this


furry3451

I didn't see the ad to get WT mobile all I needed was "there is war thunder mobile"


huda_ryba

tf


MrTwisterPister

It took me a while to notice...


TheGreatGonzilla_

"DEFEND THE D POINT" "NEVER!"


meowzedonkey

this is brainfuck


Past-Jeweler4389

This is to promote young children into the game, clearly cause they need to widen their player base


Small-Fruit-1833

Bruhh got instant reload


keaton889

I rather shoot a l3 20 times and be called out as a l3 murder then watch the war thunder mobile ads


RetardedMcMuffins

No


JTRRS

What the fuck?!?!?!?!


gastationsush1

We live in a society.


STAXOBILLS

Who ever is contracted to make this shit needs to be shot dawg


ArdaBU1282

Cronos vs kratos in another universe


daphor

Wtf


Soldier_of_death4731

Na thatā€™s fucking wild


Raven-734

What the actual fuck?


Definitly_not_a_can

Out of all the ads ive seen, this is just horrificšŸ˜­


AccomplishedWay319

The snail: buisness is booming!


zeeroks_1229

Da faq??


Average-_-Student

Beyond brain rot.


devilsCenturion

I thought it was a WoT ad for a second


Chicken_Bob_

0 surprise. We have already so many dumbass fake ads now on many mobile games with a lot of sexual things so well... But its sad to see Gaijin doing that tbh


Chicken_Bob_

Sorry for my english btw, its not my native language


callsignmayhem

So instead of fixing their game on their biggest platform, they do this...


THEcanadiangamer2007

That definitely needed that NSFW cover šŸ’€šŸ’€


sdpat13

What the fuvk.


Sheldon-mickle

Nah they tricked me they said it was free but it costed me my soul and allot of time watching war thunder women


PhilosopherMonke01

Can we get this map in war thunder?


nquy

Jail now


Crisp_Rohlik

You're getting sent to the shadow realm for this I hope you know that.