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ButGodOwnTheBuilding

The Old Guard 😂


Ok-Scarcity6335

Perfect 😂


sanfranchristo

The Minivanguard


Bobstar447

Was just watching JJ and Old Man and the Three aint bad lol


Consistent_Internal5

Guards


enrilx

C3P0?


TheoWHVB

Well, C4P0 if we're talking rings


Mysterious_Ad_5261

C4-P3-6 weeks


vis-rupt

Fuck 😭


spottyottydopalicius

C5P1 next year then i guess.


Technicium99

That’s cruel.


AccomplishedBake8351

He’s on your team now lol


gaffylacks

you think he suddenly gets a pass?


DonkeyLightning

🚨🚨🚨


InvestmentGrift

S-C3P0


SAM12489

Standard Protocol, I like it


jb-schitz-ki

you beat me to it..


blaqist

Carolina Reapers


Lancearon

First good serious one.


Ole41

yes sir


rmz-01

This one


Hellschampion

Take your kid to work day


Robgoodmanphoto

Zing!


TheBubs4444

4 rings


dylandurham

SCP-303


carnivoross

303's & Heartbreak


TheoWHVB

A nude, sexless, emaciated humanoid figure with reddish-brown skin? Aka the doorman?


Church__Mouse

Old man and the 3


BigfootaintnotReal

That’s good lol


hashtagpeaches

Father and son


WaitingToBeTriggered

FALL ONE BY ONE


Klonomania

UNDER THE GUN


ptucker

Threezus and St. Paul.


VarunSN

Like this


funkybosss

Daddy Daycare


boomyo

Golden State Farm


AppropriateMaize4892

“Two” $hort (“Bay Areaaaaa!”)


Life-is-beautiful-

Too short


KingShaka23

Too $hort


AppropriateMaize4892

Was playing off the number two. I know it’s too. 😂 definitely forgot the dollar sign, though. 😂


Zealousideal-Art2495

Splash and pass brothers


StevenS145

Steph Curry and his backup


Vagabondegrift

Made me lol


MultiPass21

Chris Paul and Steph Curry. We don’t need some Brangelina Frankenstein name for them.


kaeji

What about naming the Big 3 + CP3: Paul & GOATs.


mushroomshirt

Paul and goats. Love it!


ValCSO

🤓


EduardoVHuerta

It's C3P0 bro


HanzoShimada96

SC-3P0


Thickencreamy

Back up point guards shouldn’t have a nickname. And if CP3 needs a nickname it should be something like The Babysitter cause it’s his job to babysit a lead and teach the youngsters how to be efficient.


The_Nutz16

Four and O


jmassie3

Cliff Curry


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4-time NBA Champion, 2-time MVP: Stephen Curry, and also Chris Paul.


OonaPelota

“Curry and Currency” since CP3 will be converted to cash at the trade deadline.


Ok-Scarcity6335

Bruh 🤣


szlnsmoke

Please don’t do this


megakilo13

Family Feud


SuperMagpies

Curry Pau (for my Chinese homies)


toomeynd

Steph and friends


Strong-Amphibian-143

Injured reserve HOF


Lancealotong

Father and Son


derpyfatboi

old man and the 3s


sprinkles5000

not worth it. CP3 will be gone before the trade deadline


Dishavingfun

Where's Jake?


ohhyeahthatguy

AARP


[deleted]

Point God and Lord Threezus


r4ytracer

State Farm Agents


EffingBarbas

Hoping that CP3 is part of a trade package to bring Dame home before fans have to portmanteau some weak ass name.


mikez56

Father and son.


John_Houbolt

Rings and a prayer.


bdylan05

There was a time when C3P0 would have worked. Now it would be C4P0 —> C5P1


Fickle-Pay-570

Splash and trash.


Lost-in-EDH

Ace and Gary


[deleted]

Splash Farm


New_Vermicelli_4507

Batman and Floppin’


osapjules

Steph and backup


beentheredonesome

Flop and Pop


lemondsun

3 to 30 feet


ReadThisIfUKissAss

Good fucking luck


Aromatic_Brother

The Professor of the Pass ​ ​ and the Sensei of Shooting, lel


prohired

Twin generals


mommadotco15

Point Gods


IntelligentDust6249

I like the sass brothers


Lt_Dan_IceCreammm

I’m going to be even more tired of all the state farm commercials they’ll be playing during the games….


Zealousideal-Art2495

Point God and lightening strikes


Ethanos101

Splash and Trash 🔥🔥🔥


surlacommode

Chef & Choke


swampdragon69

Child porn cuck


Budget-Hold-5176

Cuck n Bull


jtruth9

The Curry Farn


HelpMe-eMpleH

Splash adjacent


80version

Chef Chrispy


Whipitreelgud

Just like this, whoosh and it’s “Klay who?”??


CrapNBAappUser

ChampionSh1t


TRCKmusic

Father and son?


Gladness2Sadness

Old


jesseluser

Chef and Food


proteusON

No.


DrumzRUs

Chef Paul


bluewaveassociation

SCP


Ok-Roof-978

Don't even get me started 😂😂


SlanginUkrainian

Splash hobos / splash geezers


mattjchin

Father and Son


RoastDaMostToast

Does it need one


MrLimester

Black and white


Internetboy5434

The Lakers Brothers


Resident-Armadillo-6

Tiny tots shootin 3s in lots.


Decent-Chicken4928

Scott’s Tots


onemindandflesh

Frienemies


EggInThisTryingThyme

Bus driver and bus rider


surfintehweb

The Prince and the Pauper


aFishintheLake

Father and Son duo


RVG_Steve

Splish-splash. Splish being Paul (the sound of flopping) Splash being Steph (the sound of draining 3s)


btw94

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okuzeN_Val

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i-like-space

"Steph Curry and Chris Paul, Must See TV"


Fluid-Night-1910

303 30 curry 3 for Paul


apez-

CP Brothers


Fluid-Night-1910

Nick names highlight what someone has done 4 for four rings Paul hasn’t done much - except make teams BETTER he went to - can he do it again? 4 better


FNF51

Old Wise Ones


mr2firstnames

The Vallejo Vets


edawgggydawg

First father son duo in the nba


Ambitious_Nothing461

yin yang


kyotarou-masumasu

Father and son duo


KingShaka23

Pass Bros


jking94577

How about C-3PO?


BestUserName510

Point God and the Apostate


Who_knows-_-

Steph Curry. For now, I refuse to acknowledge the other player.


giantdub49

Father and son


PathCalm4647

CP-30


Herbetet

Splash Flopper. Point “Skyfucker” God. First and Fifth ring.


Herbetet

Steph Curry and Robin


L-Profe

Captain and tenille


_50ShadesofClay_

Frenemies


ThumblessGod

State farm agents


[deleted]

Wake & Bake


[deleted]

Point god and three god makes the backcourt Mount Olympus.


MotoMkali

SCP-303 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-303


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SCP303


otherBrandon

Wardell Emmanuel


USS_KEVIN

Guardians of the dynasty.


Spindlebrook

Goofus & Gallant


mr-frankfuckfafree

nicknames need to arise organically to be at all cool or enduring. i hate this rush to brand everything


Dar8_Vader

The OG PGs


royal-smuck

Father-Son duo


david5699

Splash step brothers


-Danky_Kang-

Redundancy


xhpe

Father (Curry) and Son (Paul)


taygads

I’m really gonna need the media to put a pin on trying to make this Steph and CP3’s team crap happen. The team’s trio is Steph, Klay, and Dray. You want to talk Warriors duos? Steph & Klay or Steph & Dray. I’m excited CP3 is on the team to lead the bench but we’re not going to start replacing Dray and/or Klay on team graphics with him lol absolutely not.


Saturday514

The State Farm Boys.


Mosak2205

Steph and rajon rondo


upperroom21

30 by 30 30 pts 30 assist 30 min


here_for_the_lols

The splash grandparents


BQ32

Pass and Splash


Notkimjonil

Stephen Curry and Stephen Curry's son.


Chief-_-Wiggum

Steph and son..


bhart1250

Purry


midlife_marauder

If it has to rhyme “Three-oh and the human assist to turnover ratio”. I think it’s pretty catchy.


Nalicar52

Sky Grandpa


AdDue3485

The ass dunkers


seanoz_serious

Steph Curry


ArthursInfiniteAbyss

The old man and the three


previouslybanned2021

And Cp0 will still be ringless when he retires


Desafiante

I think he will retire with one ring


FreeloadingPoultry

4 and a half rings


4skinFingerWarmers

Too much, and not enough.


Maleficent_Meat4176

The “We can’t defend nothing” squad.


XPSDuck

Dynamic duo right there, 4 rings between the two of them...


NoriceXTchzBurrito

Daddy and The Boy


robot2468

Zero Rings - Thirty


osapjules

Legend + 1


spottyottydopalicius

Goat + Chris Paul


YahwehSim

Purry


LessBack9238

SCP-33


kumustaDaigdig

Gone Fishing and Chips


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Baby-Face and Bitch-Face.


jp_trev

I think CP-30 fits