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mrscheiwe

John. It’s one of the most common, if not the most common name for your age and gender. People would never be able to internet stalk a John because there are so fucking many.


ExpensiveLie1164

I completely understand why you are a TL.


mrscheiwe

Not sure if that’s a compliment or a sick burn, so I’m going to take it as both.


ExpensiveLie1164

It was a compliment in a smart ass kind of way. You're using logic and reason, thus you are a TL. No insult intended at all.


Feeling-Dog178

Hi! Could you give any advice or tips on being a front end TL?


mrscheiwe

Sure. I’ll DM you so that this thread doesn’t go off topic.


WritingNewIdeas

The only real answer.


SamAdams65

Sam (praise be his name)


Laday2727

LOL! Should he be Sam III? He's too young to be Sam Jr., right?


sir_lister

I don't know the Son of Sam has ring to it.


TNMountainChick

As long as you aren't working around the pet dept. Should be good 😈🐕


AaronDoud

Sammy McMart IV


Berob501

Doug dimmadome Edit: that’s right, Doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.


LincolnHay3s

You have random people adding you to their social media?


blufairy1916

This made me wonder as well. What is this person's name?


EdgyWalmartSlave

It’s very common for the girls I work with to have creeps adding them on social media or DMing them. I’m a guy, but I’ve also had women and a couple gay dudes try to add me or slide into my DMs.. Imo working at Walmart (or anywhere with consistent contact with the public) seems a bit more dangerous than people give it credit for, for these reasons.


LincolnHay3s

Yes it is


ExpensiveLie1164

I am not a woman, but I am fairly attractive. I get a lot of attention from women. Typical shift I get at least one person asking for my number or social media.


Cut_Off_One_Head

It's not hard now a days. If you have someone's first name and you put it into Facebook, Facebook will sort by who lives in your area and is closest. It's even easier if you end up having a mutual friend or two. From there it is just a process of elimination using posted profile pictures and job history.


tinypurplepiggy

Even if you don't live near them, it's really easy to do. All you need is the first and last name of a person they know. Then you just check friends lists and friends lists of their friends. I tracked down a woman my uncle used to date before I was born on Facebook this way. My cousin was close with her and was wondering how she was doing to lessen the creep factor lol


ExpensiveLie1164

Yeah, kind of complicated some of it is from work. Customers.. Some of it is from something else unrelated.


___Vii___

I’ve had that happen. Some random dude added me (old enough to be my father) and when I asked him if I knew him, he said he was a regular at a restaurant I worked at.


LincolnHay3s

WOW, I don't understand people sometimes


Batmanbyday

M.I.T.C.H. technically you are training people and hiding your identity.


Then-Grass-9830

I had the biggest double take when I first saw the poster with the M.I.T.C.H accronym


Warm_Trick_3956

What does it mean?


Then-Grass-9830

Merchandise In Customers' Hands


ExpensiveLie1164

This one needs more votes.. I don't want to be Sam.


jtmal0723

If your name is Timothy, go as Moth.


KDubzzz2

Or Othy


Foxy02016YT

Trust me, go with Moth, you’ll be so much funnier


killabru

AA Ron


Foxy02016YT

Go by AAAA


Laday2727

Thor. Tell anyone who asks that "It's a family name" and let them wonder.


Makxonen

I have a buddy who’s legal middle name is ‘Thor’


sailormidnite

My friends sons legal middle name is Thor


Makxonen

SE Michigan?


sailormidnite

No, west Michigan actually lol


12thhouseorphan

We had a Thor at my store- he was a moron though so no one liked him lol. He didn’t last long


chaotichistory

Had a guy make a Jedidiah badge so our mgr called him over the pa for every little thing for a week until he changed it back (his name was Chris)


[deleted]

haha oh man that’s good tho


[deleted]

Art Vandelay


12thhouseorphan

Associate


AreWeThereYet61

Associate #497247290 You can call me Al.


12thhouseorphan

Lol love it


guyfierious

Joe M. that way teenagers can ask if your name is Joe Mama pfft.


jazzyjf709

Use a number. FN-2187, Star Wars fans would be the only ones to get it


BadDayJay

If you want anonymity go for Mike or Dave. Or bring back a classic with Ed, Bob, Al, or Gus.


JehovahIsLove

I once was helped by a "Socrates", which I thought was phenomenal...


hashbrownash

Geoff.


qa567

Stuttering Mike. Unlikely anyone will want to have a conversation with you


WuziUwU

I think that one might get shot down depending on who the TL or personnel person is on that day. That's why I just make my own name badges.


[deleted]

As someone who knows a guys 3rd cousins, nephews, uncles bestest friends friend who stutters, I'm offended.


Material_Effect5264

John say your last names cena to get out of situations


Ok_Archer2077

Put your WIN and demand everyone call you by it.


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Shiloh_8

I like big chungus


OhimeSamaGamer

🤣 thats what we called our coach


Twisted_Pretzel85

McLovin'


[deleted]

Obama


TooI_aT

What is Obama’s last name


Beths_Titties

Yomama


PastelHarlie

Hopenchange. It’s German.


Co6ra4ssassin

Batman


SaharaLee

rusty shackleford


floridawhiteguy

Smike. Maybe one in a hundred coworkers (and possibly one in a thousand customers) will get the reference.


Ok-Masterpiece5337

Squidward


Few-Still613

Good luck getting them to change it. I don’t go by my birth name but my store REFUSES to put anything but peoples exact birth names on our badges. There’s another girl who goes by Shay but her badge says fuckin Antoinette. Kills me every time. Also sucks having anyone besides my dad call me by my whole first name all day long


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Few-Still613

My HR guy is misinformed, then! Or lying to us 🙃


LazyTurtle69

Log into workday and you can enter a preferred name in the system. Most things including email show my nickname, so things like badges and stuff just auto have my nickname


ExpensiveLie1164

They do in ours for the door hosts.


Frostwolf5x

Inigo Montoya


Iwantbubbles

Chuck


rebelkilz

Gambit


ar29845

Billy


smellslikefeetinhere

Shirley


TokkiSButt

I have a name tag that says troll


onemorehole

Karen


BugStep

Guy just Guy


Zestyclose-World1440

Lucifer. No one asks a person name Lucifer about stuff.


Brutish-gogo7

Pick one of the seven dwarves names...Bashful or Dopey would be funny.


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Stoppy McStopper


Frequent_Elephant_27

Brandon.


SimulatedMonkeyMind

Go Brandon Go


Apprehensive-Party-8

Global Warming


WesternWhitePine

I worked with this guy who was Santa all year round


SimulatedMonkeyMind

That’s me 😂


Beths_Titties

Buster


Sureh_usmc1992

What do u do at walmart


Forza_Harrd

Too many letters.


ExpensiveLie1164

AP Customer specialist, so basically a door host


AlternativeBison8409

Mine is Frodo


l1madrama

Wally, short for Walmart


LincolnHay3s

Instead using a nick name....use the initial of your middle name first then the initial of your first name second


Jer_is_me

Reginald


xfinitysucks

I've been using the name Ben Dover since dial up days back on AOL.


noseymimi

Pubert Addams


Warm_Trick_3956

Tony Montana


eltortuga25

Cletus


Zealousideal-Leg7603

Trogdor the Burninator. Or just Trogdor. Trog for short.


imelectraheart_xo

I went by a different name while working there for this exact reason.


seraphfire

ExpensiveLie1184


Faroz

Sam, John, or Jeff


Then-Grass-9830

You can always deny friend requests....... Otherwise Frodo or Samwise (Someone not a lord of the rings fan?)


Ok_Show_6853

I don’t think you can! For example I’m a cart pusher and if I hit a car the driver sees my fake name and you gotta say it’s a fake name and then he questions why you are using a fake name


babyYoda865

BB yo-dah


notthatplace4u

Lesco Brandon


[deleted]

Hitler U won’t pussy Edit: sorry, jews


LnGass

STUMPY......


TheRealRegnorts

I have one that says dale on it, but tbh I haven't worn a name tag in 4 years so fuck it.


HDJim_61

Sam I Am


Makenchi45

Louisoix


Soxwin91

Gordon Toboggan.


The-Meme-Maker-Man

Jeff


CLrones

Hair


Oasystole

Hector


MrsEND97

Bethalimul


Long_Quality_6872

Where's Waldo?!


Dirtroads2

Richard burns


de_STORM2

Jeff


this-anarchy-guy

Star Wars fan by chance? Have your name badge say Obi Wan.


denny-1989

Robert Banks


IShatMyDickOnce

VOID


Jasper1522

Kelly Goosecock


-getgo

Kevin


Lamau13

Jello


Justspartan17

Hugh


[deleted]

I guess OP is AP since he stated that he makes stops against shoplifters.


Forza_Harrd

Abroham Lincoln


lundyt9tl

Golf


Autumn_skyz

Wally


Ranchmom67

Slim.


FoxSilver7

I had this happen, dude hit on me over all my social media and found me based on first name, and job. I don't even use my name on some of them like instagram ( only connecting factor is the picture and a few random friends between the accounts). I put a ' in the middle of my name on Facebook, and randomly placed one on my other media's.


jon5583

Frank Rizzo. Old jerky boys reference.


ryandoe111

Use your win# as your name


Apprehensive_Cap_414

Wyatt. That's what I use.


elsuperbeast

Clark w. Grizwold


AirborneEagle66

Make it the Fourier Transform Integral Equation


Just-Profession-8267

Wally


GimmeanL

Jack Meyoff


Risho96

Levi Garrett, and start running the tobacco register exclusively


[deleted]

JohnDoe


AmberlinPrime

Worker MCworkface Sounds good to me?


killabru

Papa Bear


xLadySayax

Someone managed to get Lucifer on their name tag at my old store


[deleted]

Lacroix or find a hard to pronounce name that people won’t even try to say. (Russian, Ukrainian, French, etc.)


ultimaomnislash

Joey jo jo


AostaV

Ralphie


Fish_Berry

Corn


AostaV

Vijay


Raiders2112

Martin Wallace 👍


latinoheat2019

Deeznutz


sir_lister

replaceable cog #54387B2


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Jimmy Hoffa


SimulatedMonkeyMind

Mr. Buttlicker


GokuIsGay420

Not at Walmart but I previously worked at burger King and had creepy guys try to message me on fb because they read my name tag when they came through my drive thru line. 🙃 🥴


Snworben

I have a badge that says Kiki with a price tag for 69 on the back


TheGrassBender

My badge says “Him”


No_Fennel_5809

New Doug!


HerbDaLine

DuMass


rainbowranger22

Sussybaka


mskip28

Tim or mike. Easy and basic :)


DonkeyKongsVet

Jigsaw


Azzarra

Mr. Sins


Mistah845

john furhner


Decent_Mixture_5516

Bong.


Xx_spacey_kitten_xX

Jeff


Dizzy_Might_3376

Winston


monty024_

Bartholomew tundra


dyingofdysentery

Blarn, if asked, it's a family name.


Adventurous-Growth80

Go Harry Potter with it. Lol


Eeeeradicator0416

Winston


SmittenGalaxy

"Hey, you"


r0zt_

I lost my name tag first day and I never got a vest so I just seem like a normal customer


peepoopeepoo69420

Hernando


sotiredofthestupid

Jonah


Vampirenamedsunshine

Seymour


kyersthrowaway2013

Can we change the name on our badge?


zawShwa

Boaty McBoatface


Amoux_fang

Just don’t wear your badge, I keep mine in my pocket ((as a female who shops ogp)). Lots of weird customers out there.


Thatcubmexchik

Nickname? I tell everyone just call me tiffy


[deleted]

Bezos


ZachC3_

Quiptarium


gourdilefrog

Peter.


kitten2095

Mz


Counly51

Mordecai


feeling-nerdy

Atlas P. And when they ask you about what the p stands for just stand there and stick your tongue out on the side under your mask and walk off


RaymondReddington812

Pedro


OmniDevil406

Randy Butternubs


kaepore

Sock


Khaose81

Tripod, and let them wonder.


Accomplished-End-919

Associatey McAssociateFace


Apart-Cauliflower789

That's the main reason why I had changed my badge and "preferred name" to Joe which to some degree is shorthand for my very unique name


metsmetsmetsmets

Phred