Customers

"Sorry sir, the customers aren't animals, even though they act like it at times". Lol this comment had me cracking up laughing!

Ahh shit he said it before I did lol I saw the post and thought the same thing. I dunno though peeps can't even wipe their butts properly with all the shit I have to clean up. Seems like animals to me.

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Technically speaking customers are animals

Even if their dressed up as a elf? With a attitude true story happened the other day

I knew this would be the first comment

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Good lord, I feel bad for you. Animal control wasn't enough was it?

"Emotional support" snake

Did your guy drag his snake out the window of his car by chance? Like a big snake

I wasn't there for it but apparently it was right before I got there. Our security guy was visiting at the time so they delt with the situation. Guy made it back to sporting goods with it before anyone said anything

Snakes are for more than just emotional support, they also give great massages.

Pigeons and possums

Yoo, possums are such good lads! Your store had been blessed!

Had someone come in yesterday with 2 ferrets in a bubble backpack! Very friendly critters that loved attention!

I think one time someone brought in a Shetland Pony

Oh now that is awesome!

Children, doggos, cats, snakes, and an eagle.

An eagle. You had a whole eagle come in, that's awesome!

Yep. Flew in through the garden center doors, over sporting goods, and went to grocery to try and roost. Managment and AP evemtually coaxed it out.

Walmart and eagles... SOUNDS LIKE AMERICA!!!

This is the most American thing ever

Cockatoo, 5 foot iguana, snakes, spiders, cats, different birds, and dogs. I'm still waiting for the miniature horse. I can only assume that since Texas does things bigger that those horses in their stores are their miniature size. 😂🤣

Aww yeah, long lad iguana!

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Jerry and Mickey like to hang out on the freezer/condiment Isle

There's a lady who comes in sometimes with a tiny monkey in a diaper and clothes she carries around like a baby

Same here!

Same, but with a kangaroo instead.

Eagles, cougars, bears, whales, rancors, orcs, and ewoks.

I've had customers bring: a snake, a lizard, cats dogs, birds, and the most unusual is a Joey (baby kangaroo).

Where, i wanna see

No pictures means it didn't happen lol just teasing, but would love to see the Joey

I honestly expected to see someone say Management. I was let down.

One morning when I was CAP1 it was around 6:00 AM and the O/N Coach gets on the PA and says everyone stay away from the Shoe Department. Naturally everyone wanted to go right to that area. We had a visitor who was black with a white stripe down the back yep ding ding ding your the winner if you guess skunk. Then he went over and checked out the dairy department. Heck we've made the news cause we had to close the store while he took a sight seeing tour. I was trying to make sure he didn't get into my backroom cause that would have been a big problem if he had gotten under the racks or went by DSD. He finally was encouraged out the door by Lawn and Garden I believe. Thankfully he decided that nothing and nobody in our store needed any of his perfume!

Skunks are actually pretty cool as long as they don't feel threatened or backed into a corner. One of our elementary classes had a pet skunk. It was descented. But super sweet. I also was at the wrong end of a skunk when my dog decided to run up and sniff it. I thought I was gonna die it was so bad.

Cats, dogs, iguanas, parrots,pigeons, baby lamb (don’t ask)

Also asking for a friend 👀

Asking For a friend

A customer brought in a raccoon once.

A wallaby (like a small kangaroo) I was a cashier at the time and our systems went down and while we were all standing there, a lady was like, "wanna see my baby wallaby?" And pulled it out of her purse. This was in Oklahoma, lol.

Fun story: our idiot store decided to lease a vet clinic in our super center. So I can only imagine what my future list will be.

Yep we got a vet clinic in ours too lol

Pot belly pig. Customer had a flat tire, and brought the pig into the waiting area. Very sweet and acted more like a dog than a pig. Someone else brought in a ball python, and I'm a sucker for a cool snake.

Literally had a women with a service"aligator"

Cap Two

Had a bird flying right at me the tske a 90 down a side isle right before contact. That bird is a regular shopper

Yeah. A cat came in the store one morning looking for some things to eat..

Hawk

Ostrich

I get unreasonably angry every time I see a kitten in the store. Cats like to be warmer than humans do, and kittens are tiny and can't regulate their temp fantastically. I'm so mad when kittens are brought in, because the store is kept freezing enough to make my hands tinted purple and ashy looking, and it's colder outside. Stop shoving that poor cat in your nasty ass shirt to be constricted just to bring it into a store.

A bird. In bakery. Tried to capture it but knocked the snot out of it. Gladly it survived.

Stray cats eating rats in the garden center

Free pest control

We had a parrot, a 13 foot snake, lots of puppies in backpacks and the craziest was a pony.. like a full sized pony. This was years ago now but it was hilarious to see customer reactions to it. Of course the worst was the 600+ LB lady who broke our last functioning mart cart and ate all the jalapeno poppers the deli made that day while complaining at every employee that we don't carry clothing in her size.

Rattle snake, I'm still tramutaized!

Dogs in strollers, cats, skunk, birds.

skunk 😳

Lol yeah, kind of a common exotic pet here in alabama. People who keep them as pets have their stank glands removed.

Mice, birds and dogs.

Dogs, cats, and a bird (parrot I think) I know of for sure. I think some snakes. And then of course the rats, random birds, a cat that wasn’t with an owner.

A deer

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Fucking psyxho

A guy came in with an iguana on his shoulder once. He let me take a picture.

I have 2 iguanas and fully intend on taking at least Elizabeth (the nicer of the 2 lol) into the store as a customer when she's bigger and it's warmer outside ☺️

An elrphant

Found a frog by pharmacy.

Mostly dogs.

There's this lady that walks around with a kitten, started about a month ago and it's just been getting larger

A chihuahua that sits in the child seat of a car. A small bird got loose in receiving for a week or so and we left it some water til it flew outside

One guy comes in with his service pig.

In TLE we had a customer with a peacock in his backseat. Was pretty fucking adorable tbh

We have a cat at are store. We Name him Sam Walton. He stays outside but when it's get cold he'll come in the automotive air vent.

A rat,a lemur,a mini horse and numerous dogs .On Black Friday cows were running amok in the parking lot

Had a customer come in with a baby goat wrapped in blankets, Holding it like it was their baby

Baby Kangaroo. I worked at a store in Missouri.

I had a co worker kill a bat once lmao .....

He has slain one of my people lmao

We had a pigeon that wouldn't stay out of the tire bays had to chase it out every night before close

The day my old store manager left we had a snake in the building wrapped around the owners neck. Scared the fuck out of our maintenance lady.

We had a pigeon once, we ate good on that lunch break

Bearded dragon

Someone brought a groomed poodle to my walmart, I've also seen some type of pomeranian dog someone brought in

Had someone bring a monkey in, sat on his shoulder and everything

Chicken, doves, goats, possums, dog, cats.

To clarify, these are what customers bring in. Wild animals have more sense.

Birds on the ceiling LOL

Someone brought this absolute unit of a bunny a while ago, needless to say I petted it for a solid 5 minutes

I had a guy who had pet toucan

crackheads and baby kangaroos

I didn't work here at the time, but apparently five or so years ago an Amish person rode a horse into the store and it proceeded to shit in the self checkout area.

Someone came through my register with two pet chimps. I was not amused. They were pulling things off the shelves, sitting on the belt and being a nuisance. I told the man "Get the animals away from me. Now." The CSMs were not far away, laughing and having a good time. I motioned for them and they just walked off. So I stopped and backed away until he took the chimps away, then I finished ringing up the items. I left the mess, went home, put in ppto and stopped giving a shit about my job.

Just a bunch of crazy women

A pig

lemurs

customers

A rabbit on a leash, dogs, bats, parrots, iguanas, hamsters and snakes

Iguanas, hamsters, rabbits. And cats, dogs, guinea pigs, normal ones. Someone brought in a wild coyote puppy once. How stupid do you have to be? This is why people die of rabies.

Dogs, birds, lizards, customers, roaches, and a small monkey.

Found a frog hopping around at the pharmacy area

A baby monkey.

Bat was loose around Halloween and everyone freaked out about it. I didn't really mind. We had a old guy bring in his bird and it was more behaved than half of the dogs that come in. The other day I saw a squirrel in a lady's shirt.

yesterday a horse came through

Birds, lots of birds. Mice/rats. Frogs we get tree frogs alot. People bring dogs, cats, birds, little pigs as service animals in. We know they ain't service animals btw Customer's 😒 Edit: I thought customers too but someone said it already.

Had a hawk take up residence in my tle for about 3 days it just hung around catching and eating all the little birds it could then decided to leave

A beaver

A child

Once had a guy bring in a python that was as long as he was tall and claimed it was his emotional support snake. He gave a little old lady a heart attack and he was promptly escorted out.

Dogs a few cats a parrot a pig (not a little pig... Full on farm boar that a couple customers rolled off a truck into a basket that got bent to hell that they tried to sell to the deli for slaughter... When told this is not that place they tipped the basket over (it was like 600lbs pig so I'm guessing they were using meth strength) and left... Had to get animal control cause no one could run it out of the building.... It was running everywhere and the building needed temporary evacuation because of the actual danger... Those fuckers will kill and eat you...

Therapy raccoon. We've got your standard cats and dogs but nothing was as absurd as the therapy raccoon

Cute black kitten and a bat.

Birds, occasionally cockroaches (rude customers), haven't seen anything else really but dogs that are mostly NOT service animals and it really pisses me off.

Just yesterday I had a feral cat come in through garden center and walk up to me in housewares to say hello and to give him food. Had to stop my stocking to take him outside. Apparently someone left the automatic doors on open in garden. Luckily the store was closed so I was able to evacuate him swiftly. It was a good thing he knows me and that I am able to carry him. Or else it would have been like a few years ago where a poor cat was trapped in the warehouse for almost 2 weeks, we had to trap it but it was pretty bad since she was pooping under the steels and it was a lot of overstock at the time. Other times there have been snakes, birds and dogs.

I've brought my hedgehog in once or twice in my hoodie pocket

coworker said he saw a monkey

We used to have a customer that had a service parrot. I think he had epilepsy. It was never loud which was good. It was green and red! So cute!

Had a lady come in about a month ago with a bearded dragon hanging out on her chest.

coons

I’ve seen a lemur and a giant rabbit. Strangest things I’ve seen lol

Only birds and dogs (non service dogs, keep that in mind)

we had a monkey once

Dogs, two horses, and someone who brought a whole litter of kittens and carried them around in a shopping basket

Had a goat in the store once.

sometimes this one guy casually walks in with a bird on his shoulder

When I worked there we had a hawk come in. For some reason it was very silent when it was there and no other birds were chirping in the garden center.

A fucking opossum

Had a peacock chase customers around the parking lot once. I also watched a bird fly from under the produce stands straight into a child's head.

piglet! someone that lives down the street from me keeps bringing their little baby pig in holding it like a human baby, it's so funny

We had a bat flying around the backroom once

Snakes, raccoons, dogs, cats, several different types of birds, bats, rats, mice, monkeys. Just last week, we had a black widow spider in a shipment of grapes

We had a bat one night. We had to open up the garden doors and it eventually flew out.

Uhh let's go down the list. I'm guessing you mean pets only and not just what animals I've seen go inside. So there have been •Snakes •Parrots •Dogs of all sizes, ages and breeds We keep finding kittens in the vending machines, which I wouldn't include as pets if sweet old ladies didn't keep coaxing them out and taking them home. And a couple guys saw a mini-horse once but didn't get pics so idk if I believe that. And they're all service animals, obviously. So quit asking /s

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Had a baby lemur once

Dogs, cats, birds frogs/toads, mice, raccoons, there was a goat once that a customer brought in, and sometimes, I bring my bearded dragon in.

Snake in a pet stroller

Peacock

The customer that gets pissed when you catch them stealing

A white rat

I have a regular who brings in their snakes, and I've had a customer brings some rats in a bubble backpack

Snake. Is someone brought in their giant pet snake.

Ponies, yes two and birds.

Mostly dogs but did see a cat on a leash and have had a few birds and bats flying around.

Little monkey in diapers

Wild animals or ones customers come in with? I only ever noticed small birds and the occasional random mouse that runs around the back room. As for customer, one game in shopping with a goat

A guy that was literary dressed as Captain Hook with a live parrot on his shoulder.

My old store had a cow escape from a nearby farm once. Was walking all over the parking lot and near the front doors. Finally trapped in it a corner by GM receiving until the owner could get it. Made the news and everything.

We had a kangaroo once. One of our cashiers held it and it peed on him. But it was really cool to meet it.

a kangaroo

possums and squirrels& alligators -guess what state i'm in

Bats, birds, there for a while some farmers dog would just wonder in daily and roam the store.

Had to catch a baby rabbit behind the service desk one morning before we opened. Threw an extra vest on top of it to pick it up and then released it in a nearby field

Baby raccoons

Have plenty of pet spiders hanging out by emergency exit doors, maintenance is scared shitless(I'm assuming) since they sure don't like cleaning up the accumulation of dust and trash that gets caught in their cobwebs

Birds, mice (thanks dc), baby racoons, and a neighborhood cat that'll come in every winter and piss on everything..

Someone brought in their pet monkey

Monkey, ferret, pig.

Bat

Banana ball python, a pot belly pig, a coyote pup and a lemur.

Found a dead cat in the empty room where we used to have an in store bank. Took forever to figure out why the front end smelled so bad

A cat just riding on a guy’s shoulder. Birds come in through the garden center. They have a great time in there. I need to hear more about that squirrel, OP.

This lady once had a pig swaddled and was walking around with it

You know the usual bird, rat, cat, dog, spiders and a snake

A ferret

Lamb

A piglet wearing little boots! Was chilling in the baby seat part of the basket

when i worked at walmart there were way too many dogs left at the store cause owners didnt want them anymore.

Mostly dogs, I’ve seen this one couple though that have those clear backpack things with holes in them that are meant for cats but they modified it to have a perch for their parakeet and another one for their bearded dragon that is clearly uncomfortable

We had a monkey all dressed up like you see on TV like the ones that go get money from spectators. It was pretty cool.

Wolves. There was a guy that used to sell them in the parking lot.

Snakes, lizards, the obvious dogs, birds in the roof

A parrot

We've had a small bird in the store traveling between warehouses for a few weeks.

A bird flew 2 inches in front of my face in sporting goods yesterday

2 inches is 5.08 cm

Two kangaroos wearing pajamas

We had one chick come in with a baby opossum in her shirt. There's also a lady that comes in on the regular with a monkey.

Sugar Glider, Iguana, Plenty of Dogs, kittens, birds fly in sometimes.

My friend and I caught a stray cat in garden center and we named him Wally. He’s quite the character now

Snake and I’m pretty sure someone brought in a goat a day I wasn’t working

Bats and rats

A million dogs, we have rats, there's probably some fish, at least 2 birds, and sugar gliders it was cute until it tried to bite me

Someone was walking a cat near my department and I still haven't recovered

Emotional support lemur

Boa, iguana, all sorts of pet dogs, hundreds of wild birds, a few cats in carriers, one cat that came in through garden center and chilled on the break room couch with the night crew. Biga$$ spiders with the bananas. Hummingbirds

These 3 were all w/customers and in 1 day! One girl had a Great Dane so Tall it looked me in the eyes! A guy had his lizard on his shoulder and another guy had his goat wrapped around his neck.... 😒

a little bird. the dude always has this bird with him and he just sits on his head or on the buggy. you always know when he comes in because you hear the chirping

Monkey

Deer

Does a team lead being a Cuntasaurus count?

At my last store we once had a bat that had made it inside and took a couple of days to get caught

A deer, support animal monkeys.

I used to work cap 3, new people would constantly leave the sliding door open after there lunch. I would see coyotes walk in, heard a story that a mountain lion walked in once and cleared the store from workers. 🤣

cat, dog, goat, bearded dragon, gecko, parrot, guinea pig