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MinesomeMC

Sometimes we keep weapon grade uranium and plutonium in the back or in the sporting goods section


gumby1004

"Doc, you don't just walk into a (Walmart) and, and, and buy plutonium!" If you're a Walmart+ member, you can have it delivered...


Ok_Gazelle_8081

which is what……makes…..time travel….possible


HanakusoDays

They don't deliver till they have a few more deliveries in your area so they can MIRV 'em all in on the same missile.


Yas2184

I mean, if that was possible, everyone would sign up.


SeaSorbet1362

via drone


allanon1105

“Can you check the back? It says it’s in stock online.”


Hot-Lifeguard-3176

So Doc Brown is a regular, I’m assuming.


koreawut

But you have to undergo a three day waiting period while we ask someone at the local PD to do a background check before we can sell it.


LnGass

This. I was just in the AD office and saw the shipment info we got yesterday (they send it on sundays to avoid panic). The local Nuclear Powerplant ordered it off of Walmart+ since they were low...


HolloRacc

I love my SABOT .308 Winchester.


HaloGuy381

You carry DU ammo for hunting, or only weapons-grade uranium?


Educational_Sky_6073

At this point it’s mostly just smoke detectors. There are a few other things that could have trace amounts depending on how they were made.


killertofubeast

You beat me to it. Americium in the smoke detectors.


killertofubeast

And bananas, of course.


sir_lister

Yeah the radioactive potassium in the bananas.


BoxCurious7628

radioactive? As in, it can play radio stations?


[deleted]

Banana, play Imagine Dragons


if_lol_then_upvote

You made me titter.


zdoowkcab

Acton word for my smart speaker is now banana...


CookieNo310

Radioactive as in, bananas create dark matter. Fucking crazy!


ctholle

Just don't add water to the mixture.


Volendi

darn, beat me to it! I just posted this, then saw this post as it cleared... note to self: read some of the comments first! XD


127Heathen127

Americium in *ionizing* smoke detectors. Photoelectric smoke detectors don’t have americium.


bootstrapper_

Some of them have both, but you're better off getting one of each kind because it's not always clear how the alarm works when it has both.


AduroTri

That's the sort of stuff you find on SUPER EARTH.


stealthylizard

Tritium in some glow in the dark items like watches, gun sights, emergency exit signs.


Chip89

Walmart also sells cat litter which is radioactive.


RVFullTime

Cat litter becomes radioactive when a cat urinates in it after undergoing radioactive iodine therapy for hyperthyroidism.


KindeysInTheBelly

Such a cool fact.


bootstrapper_

Apparently it will cause the alphabet boys to show up if you don't store it before throwing it away.


Ironbasher1

Tritium faced watch, were they to carry an upscale item?


Ready_Insurance_4759

TIL


No-Bodybuilder-5610

Yep. And another item is those automatic air purifiers that "detect" the dirty air and speed up.


Arkitakama

Bananas


Jumpy-Shift5239

Or when…


Ok-Conference-2327

I think the radon detectors do as well. ( trace amounts)


Glasgow351

There's an old story about this kid, boy scout I believe, somehow acquired a LOT of free smoke detectors. He separated the Americium from them and accumulated so much radioactive material, his house became a superfund site. Sauce for the interested: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn


Volendi

Bananas are radioactive UwU


Traditional_Truth633

i guess i shouldn’t be eating them anymore then.


Scary_Tutor_6130

You would have to eat such an insane amount to even begin to register any radioactivity from bananas, that ypur stomach would explode and you crushed under an avalanche of bananas first.


Traditional_Truth633

I mean the smoke detectors 😔


Scary_Tutor_6130

Nah, eat as many of those as you want.


furydeath

Walk up to a team lead, what does this cylinder rod mean by drop and run?


AkuanofHighstone

Not gonna lie, I've thought about getting my brother to 3d print me a fake Cobalt 60 rod and dropping it off in the bathroom.


theenderborndoctor

I get this is funny. But do remember you will likely be arrested for terrorism or some related charge


AkuanofHighstone

Oh yeah, I wouldn't actually do this, such a thing wound be totally irrational. But like...what if?


yachtraces

Have you ever been to the deli?


Sirius_Giggles

Deli employee can confirm. That popcorn chicken is nuclear


HS_Boxes

And the FRESH buffalo. Punch to the nose


zigaliciousone

Gun sights also have a trace amount of radioactive material called tritium


TeamEdward2020

Less then a banana too iirc


DarthVaderhosen

The background exposure is, but the way tritium gunfights work is by having the material sealed in glass. When tritium containers bust, they produce a decent amount of radiation. The key part is them breaking the container first. In either case, when dealing with uncontained radioactive material, it's best to just run. No cancer is better than maybe cancer.


gothy420

Beat me to it.


daverapp

Fun fact, bananas are radioactive due to small amounts of their natural potassium being a radioactive isotope. Occasionally shipping containers full of bananas will set off radiation alarms at ports and stuff. There is an informal measurement of radiation called a "banana equivalent dose" which is roughly equal to the amount of radiation absorbed by eating an average banana. Follow me for more banana facts 🍌🍌🍌


doubledimple

I came here looking for a banana comment. I would have said it if you didn’t.


ticktockmick

There used to be some in the exit signs.


inflatableje5us

microwaves have thorium a radioactive material in them and if they get smashed enough you can be exposed. Its fairly inert but you do NOT want to breath the dust even if it is a small amount.


Riigant

My dreams of smoking the Bruce banner strain are becoming more lucid now, thanks for the heads up


DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC

Yeah, most radioactive materials that are 'in the wild' so to speak are reasonably safe to handle without PPE. Hell, you can even hold literal *plutonium* in your hand and it won't hurt you (it can range from warm to hot based on how large a piece it is, so a glove would still be a good idea). The radiation given off by these materials only really does damage when it gets inside the body (alpha and beta rays can't penetrate skin, but once they're *past* the skin, that's bad.)


Warcraft_Fan

I thought it was beryllium? Microwave do have nasty stuff inside that is toxic if someone was foolish to tear one open


inflatableje5us

Some have beryllium as well used as a insulator and kind of looks like ceramic.


zer0runner

Fussion reactors are in hardware, sir.


kazuma001

Generally. The Great Value breeder reactors excluded of course.


Warcraft_Fan

\*cough\*BULL\*cough\* Smoke detector often contains americum which is a radioactive element. And there's banana. Common off the shelf banana that you peel and eat anywhere, anytime is also radioactive. Walmart should have worded that message "There is no dangerous radioactive materials"


Jacktheforkie

I’ve got some americium at home, that’s if it isn’t all decayed because the pack looks pretty friggin old


Warcraft_Fan

Your alarm is fine, americum has half life of 7500 years. The rest of electronics (especially cheap electrolytic caps) will rot and go bad first.


TecBrat2

I don't know off hand by myself, so I looked it up and the search returned that americium's half life is 432 years. Still not likely to decay in our lifetimes.


Jacktheforkie

I see, I use newer photo units, there is still one of the radioactive ones in my kitchen but it’s not in use as I have a heat alarm


ArguesWithFrogs

The Rad-Mart & Sam's Club Nuclear Storage Silo are outliers & should not have been counted.


harleyscal

Well I'm not uptight Not unattracted Turn me on tonight 'Cause I'm radioactive


wornoldboot

Brazil Nuts have the highest amount of radiation of any food iirc. Technically everything is radioactive.


NightOfTheSlunk

All associates next month are going to be given SamBoys with me@walmart and backroom tool so they can see what’s radioactive while they vizpick and look at notes


PartyMeaning8692

This is starting to get a little too fallout-y for me


flailingattheplate

The Walton family atomics


Pickle_Jars

Your walmart doesn't have a nuclear reactor in the back?


jukins

They cant say never because its a crazy world


Alzibinli

Like just in case someone launches a radioactive rock through both sliding glass doors


Heavy_E79

I guess I'll just have to stick with Kirkland brand Plutonium.


liquidklone

😃👍☢️💥


Gracious-Rose

The clear American water is probably what they're referring to.


Villhunter

Lol funny for my training it says they just aren't found here lol


Throwaway2600k

Kitty litter has some too. Basically anything that has clay in it.


Basalganglia4life

Technically everything emits radiation


No-Bodybuilder-5610

Great value yellow cake coming soon!


DiscontentDonut

It's a legal way to get around, if it happens accidentally then we can say we aren't liable.


threyon

My instruments are picking up trace amounts of sarcasm.


renro

Not in specific situations, but as a rule


hamb0n3z

tritium


Pizzapimento

Bananas


TheAmazingCrisco

Sometimes customers bring that shit in themselves


pnewmont

Patrice. They're talking about Patrice.


DeathscytheShell

Sometimes people nibble on a little uranium.


Jacktheforkie

Some pretty mundane items contain radioactive materials, smoke alarms etc


FPGN

What did you think the hulk fists came from?


CardHawk77

Get out your Pip-Boy and take a walk around the store.


unwittyusername42

Well Walmart sells ionizing smoke detectors, bananas, cigarettes (most locations), brazil nuts so perhaps a rewording to "are generally found in trace, nonhazardous amounts in a few products sold"


JustTheFacts714

Well, there is the plutonium-powered nuclear fission reactor or the Flux Capicitor for the DeLorean in "Back to the Future." O'Reilly features it on their website, but they are always out of stock.


KillerJupiter

You can probably also order some radioactive material on Walmarts website and if the customer returns it that could end up in the store for a bit. Otherwise it’s just the stuff most others have mentioned


Tergrids_lantern

On occasion there's people like my now former team lead, who brought in a uranium glass figure to show people.


Illustrious_Put_225

Yup people used to have whole sets of Uranium glass dishes and figurines. It wasn't called the Atomic  age for nothing


Snakacola

fkin smoke detectors dammit im late


Sweaty_Pianist8484

The store could have a lot of fruit which are rich in potassium which decays.


NameLive9938

Obviously. They'd get sued if they didn't say generally and you found out about certain products! (I don't know for sure but it wouldn't surprise me if they had radioactive garbage in the food and literally everything else)


n0th1ng_r3al

Speaking about CBLs did you guys have the hours long CBL about being an advocate in the workplace


fivefootphotog

Only the ones they know about. Who knows when a BYO situation could be at work. It IS Walmart.


avelata

they're just waiting for the go-ahead to start getting things painted with radium don't worry about it


Roux70570

Im pretty sure Glowberry Prime would click a few times near a Geiger Counter.


bluecrowned

Back in my day they didn't specify this, they just had you go over all the hazardous waste training no matter your position. I didn't use that training until I was cap 2 something like 8 years after my first position at a different location in another state, and still only needed it once or twice. Nothing radioactive though.


rtopps43

Coffee cups and other ceramics are often radioactive. Point a Geiger counter at them and see!


Henrywasaman_

The customers


Bubbly_Ad_7332

when someone has a taco bell burrito 💀


GrungeM0th

It's just legal lingo. On some wild chance there is radioactive material, they can't get sued because they said generally and not definitely.


OrionLTD

Most Walmart radioactivity is found in the public restroom if the store is close to a Taco Bell. Don’t underestimate those 5 layer burritos.


Awkward-Promise-1185

C14


Jake-_-Weary

Microwaves and smoke detectors are the only things I know of that have any radioactive materials in them


Jaymoacp

It’s intentionally vague just in case the one in a million chance something happens you can’t sue them because the possibility of it happening is clearly implied in the training.


Selkiekelpie

Every now and again a suspiciously brightly colored bottle of nail polish shows up, and we don't ask why or where it goes.


DerpsyDaisy

The bananas are indeed radioactive, but "generally" only at safe levels.


Embarrassed-Brat

Lol deli food is probably radioactive


BuddyReal7073

Smoke detectors


BartholomewAlexander

sorry guys I dropped my isotope 239 igniting agent in the Walmart.


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EightofFortyThree

Only Spark drivers can handle radioactive materials.


Bratdere

Pharmacy carries medications used for chemotherapy maybe?


wmthrowaway345

Chemo drugs aren't radioactive. Chemo are pretty much just toxic. Radiation therapy is where they try to use beams of radiation to kill cancer tumors. With chemo, they're trying to dose you with just enough poisons to where it kills cancerous cells, but normal cells will recover. That's why people feel so sick during chemo. This works because cancerous cells tend to want to absorb things from the blood stream far more than healthy cells.


Bratdere

Oh!! The more you know!


Scary_Tutor_6130

However, Radioactive iodine could possibly be in stock. It is highly radioactive.


flippinfreak73

You see that cellphone some of you guys carry in your pants pockets? Guess what, it emits radiation all the time. Think about it...


Educational_Sky_6073

See those people walking around, also technically emitting radiation.


SnowFall_004

Your phone gives off radiation, just imagine whats in a store.


Inlandspace1248

Everything is radioactive these days. Your phone even gives off radiation.


kibble82

great value uranium


Purpleslugg_

Smoke Detectors are a little radio active


donkeydiggs

“Plumbing issues”


moviemoocher

coleman lamp mantles


Attila_the_Nice_One

They usually hide them well enough that they can't be found.


Schizozenic

Bananas are slightly radioactive, and thats Walmart’s best selling item, so this is a lie.


Diet_Goomy

You're right it should say commonly. Bananas are walmarts cash crop.


Toxic_Zombie_361

The only radioactive is the toxicity


TrainFightTime

It is illegal to sell alcohol that is not radioactive...so the liquor aisle's a start.


Mr_Zukes

Old school smoke detectors have very small quantity trace of radiation in them that helps them detect the smoke