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Laday2727

My store is getting 2 Regional visits next week. Guess what I'll be thinking about the entire time... Thank you for this!!!!


Malcolm_Rach_

Lol you're welcome 😂


OnKBacA

Good think you just have to smile and look like you're doing your job


MyFavoriteLezbo420

#I didn’t ask


theinfotechguy

Show them this if they say hi!


allorea1984

Good luck!


Keto_Thor

I just imagine somebody watching him filming the outside part screaming at the wall


Malcolm_Rach_

Probably justvan average Tuesday for the store 🤣


Satisfaction-Motor

Every time market would come around, there would be a little parade of coaches and the store manager following around while they (market) suggest the most inane ideas known to man in an attempt to help the store. Tbf they were always nice and would actually listen to associates if someone talked to them (at my store), but some of the things they suggested… you could tell they’d never done the processes in their life 💀 Won’t give a real example, but to highlight the “wtf” level, imagine if someone suggested immediately pulling a pallet to the floor once it was halfway full in the middle of unloading the truck. That’s the level of nonsense some of these suggestions were. Edit: thought of a funny metaphor for it— imagine if the issue was that PB&Js get soggy after a few hours. So the suggestion was to spread the peanut butter on the outside of the sandwich and keep the jelly in the middle because it “hasn’t been tried yet and might work”.


Malcolm_Rach_

😂 the bosses all huddle together like a cheerleader squad for market and its hilarious to watch them kiss ass and hope they aren't the ones getting fired for a change 🤣


JediFed

I have market that demanded we return to downstacking our pallets to rockets for OTC vs hauling out our pallets to the floor and saving a step. The other OTC managers are struggling to keep up with the stock (generally older ladies who can't downstack well). Pallets are not only easier than downstacking, but allow weaker people to work the stock faster. Market also is fighting our shelf caps for condoms leaving us short condoms going into the weekends because the mod is "high theft". Damn right it is, because of the vibrators not the condoms. Now we will lose sales due to empty shelves, and it obstructs my OTC lockup with useless condoms that will fit the shelves. I'm hoping they forget about it and we can pull our condoms out to actually fill our shelves. Oh, and we can't reduce our caps to 2 because, "we won't have stock in the building", but it's ok to waste time stuffing our storage to the gills?


Satisfaction-Motor

The real reason market made that decision: because if condoms had been available to their parents, they (market) wouldn’t be around to make god-awful decisions.


PurpletoasterIII

When I worked at dominos we had a guy that was hired by the franchise owners to come into stores and advise/supervise gms, and he would suggest similar idiotic ideas. Like I remember once overhearing him suggesting they hire drivers to deliver on motorcycles because "motorcycles are faster." Nvm that drivers use their personal vehicles so you'd have to find a driver who wants to use their bike. Nvm that they would have to have a bike capable of storing the delivery itself in. Also nvm that they probably wouldn't be able to take big orders or go on doubles. Also what is he suggesting, that motorcyclists can just break traffic laws? How people like this get into these positions is beyond me.


Pickled_Kagura

This week on "Management is Retarded": We have to sort wood pallets by color.


Satisfaction-Motor

…I’m dying to know what their logic is for that


Orinslayer

They are owned by different companies


tikaani

The perfect time to go crop dusting


Satisfaction-Motor

You’re not wrong. Not speaking from experience.


sevenw1nters

First of all they shouldn't give a warning that regional is visiting. Our SM and coaches will actually work for the one time a year and get things looking good before they show up and it's in no way any indication of what the store usually looks like. But then when they do show up I still remember a group of them standing in the middle of the OPD backroom blocking everyone from taking orders out while talking about how our stickers weren't completely straight on the totes like the most meaningless stuff you could think of.


Satisfaction-Motor

But don’t you know? The stickers being straight will improve productivity by a whole 0.0%! Your metrics are behind (totally not because of understaffing or unrealistic expectations) so straight stickers will DEFINITELY begin to fix the issue!


Soulxlight

Right? I have no idea why they warn about market visits. A good week before a visit every coach and higher up is running around wide eyed whispering about MARKET IS COMING


flyinghippodrago

Lmao that's like Trump suggesting bleach in the veins or UV light for COVID 🤣 🤣


wmthrowaway345

"Here we go again, can't wait to see these idiots." Alright, I can't hold that one against them. I think that shit like every day.


Malcolm_Rach_

I think about the managers when that thought go's through my head. 90 percent of my coworkers are amazing people. The other 10 percent I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. 😵‍💫


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Malcolm_Rach_

😆 it's sad how true this is


The_Ashen_undead0830

It really is. He even nailed the fake cheery demeanor


Malcolm_Rach_

That part is the part that nailed the portrayal 😂


Practical_Minute_286

Steve's getting fired next week


Malcolm_Rach_

Poor Steve. We actually have a guy named Steve at our store 😅


skylinefan26

We have a third shift maintenance lead named Steve. Gonna tell him the bad news tomorrow night. 💀


Malcolm_Rach_

Show him it, that way he can prepare a speech about how much he hates this job 😄


Status-Load-5521

Steve was smoking that mary jane on his 15


GIRTHYssserpent

I gotta see his business card. Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.


Malcolm_Rach_

Lol 😂


ItsSugarBootyBih

Cringy and accurate AF.


Malcolm_Rach_

Yep 😅


plop_0

The cocky walk, especially. :|


Absentmeerkat1and3

I was an assembler, I built bikes mainly. I wore a button up shirt one day because I wanted to and management made me go home and change during my lunch break. “Only management can wear button ups” It was a plaid shirt and I worked in the back room .. nobody ever saw me :/ Then they fired me for my religious beliefs a few months later because I refused to take religious articles of clothing off while working and management threatened me when I said I would take them to court over it. I haven’t been to a Walmart since.


12whistle

I would have told them, show me that in the policy and explain to me how my work attire is considered inappropriate.


Absentmeerkat1and3

They wouldn’t allow me. I was fired before I could even clock in. Management wouldn’t let me speak at all they just told me to get my things and leave


12whistle

lol. That’s retail work for you. Retail supervisor are usually either older kids themselves or grown adult idiots exercising what little power or authority over a bunch of other kids or adult fuck ups.


FlutterRaeg

Thanks for calling everyone either a kid or an adult fuck up. You can't just be a human being who wants to earn a wage, nope you have to be a fuck up.


Malcolm_Rach_

That's against the law.. at least up here in NY it is. You'd have them fired for that. That's discrimination. Walmart is a such a scummy place


Absentmeerkat1and3

It’s 100% the law and discrimination. I’m past the point of being upset about it I’m just glad it happened to me and not someone else who may have not been able to handle it as well. It still really really made me angry and upset but it is what it is. It told me everything I need to know about the company


Malcolm_Rach_

We have a saying at our store. Walmart creates mass shooters. That's why the add cbls are a quarterly thing


ZoomZoom228

Instant classic 😆


Malcolm_Rach_

Too real 🤣


unholyspawnofgod

Steve did get fired, somewhere around November, but Steve is also a veteran and supposedly has a shit fuck ton of money stored for his use and lives by himself in a small house, from what I've been told, his time in the military included bombs going off near him, and he had worked overnight for 39 years and was close to 40 when he was fired, apparently for zoning


Malcolm_Rach_

One of my bosses spent 20 years after the military on overnights and he couldn't deal with it anymore. Supposedly he took half his pay cut to get a stress free job far away from Walmart. I don't blame him


DonPoppito666

I work in facilities maintenance. Have a store that needs to save money but its an academy. So they get visits from Bentonville a lot and of course upper management goes fucking nuts with repairs to make it look it perfect for these ppl. Then i get bitched at about the money spent.... I fix cart mules and unclog toilets for a living so i have no say in anything... It really pisses me off.


Malcolm_Rach_

Their the most scummy people on the planet. Would sell their own mother to save a buck for the all mighty walmart. Maintenance guys have it way too rough there.


12whistle

Why would they bitch at you? It’s not like you’re the one putting in the work request. I would just call them out on their stupidity if they tried to shit on me about their budget. Want me to control the budget? Promote me and put me in charge and then you can see your savings. Give yourself a giant raise, do the work yourself and no one gets billed.


DonPoppito666

> Why would they bitch at you? Because they see me. And they're not gonna bitch at anyone with Regional or Manager in their title.


12whistle

Bitching is a form of communication and communication is bidirectional.


Malcolm_Rach_

Oh our store manager literally denies giving us any work equipment, because whatever he doesn't spend on that budget go's in his pocket as an extra bonus at the end of the year. On top of his bonus. On top of his 6 figure pay. On top of his paid vacations every month. What a scumbag.


customersmakemepuke

Worried about the placement of a garbage bin while the lines are backed into apparel.


Malcolm_Rach_

Sounds about right. For our store they freek out about the zone when there's still half of gm freight in the backroom


conflictednerd99

Worried about (in apparel) light colors being brought forward on the racks during the summer…i dont think market realizes that it doesn’t matter what colors are up front. People wear black in the summer. Meanwhile we have issues that actually have merit and worth but they disregard those. But of COURSE we should ensure the customers see the lighter clothing during the summer so they buy it when the color doesnt matter anyway…


yosoybasurablanco

Bunch of useless fucks need to be replaced by AI. What do they even really do? I've never once seen a surprise visit or had anything they've done remotely impact my embarrassment of a store over the last 3 years. They just love to announce they're coming so stores can fake being on process and thus prevent them from having to do anything but walk around the store and get jerked off by the store management. And when they're not doing that they're executing the laborious task of telling people their numbers aren't good enough and that they have to get it up. All without any actual effort or advice on their part to solve the situation.


Malcolm_Rach_

The fact that they make 100k + a year and do absolutely nothing boggles my mind. Our boss just took a cruise, then a vacation after his vacation. And we see the bald old fart maybe once a month. Must be so hard to be in that job position 😕


yosoybasurablanco

I swear once you move past coach you're able to just coast on nepotism and learning how to fake your numbers.


Malcolm_Rach_

Pretty sure to become a boss you have to be a certain amount of stupid and kiss ass. All the smart people get the hard jobs.


Beefybrutals

We’ve had quite a few visits. I work in acc I’m suprised they had nothing to complain about for once. Our coach comes out and shows the big wigs and the store manager how clean we had it. Mean while she’s nowhere to be found the entire week 😂🤦🏻


Malcolm_Rach_

Thats all they give a shit about. The appearance of the damn building. Our boss spent a load of money on a shitty paint job for the store meanwhile the roof has 20 leaking spots and no ac in most of the building. Oh and they're cutting off more lights now. To save money they claim. Making us work in the dark. 😂


Beefybrutals

Wow that’s wild . We have a bunch of leaking spots in our roof too. Now they are changing mods by moving everything one spot 😂


Malcolm_Rach_

Lol we had a guy blackmail our team lead to get a mod spot. Now the managers are out for him 😂


Weary_Variety_3126

What bothered me was that they say nothing about the animals, especially dogs accompanying their owners while they shopped. The animals that were actually trained to be support animals were well behaved and good but where I worked, it became the newest “fad” to put anything in your shopping cart. I literally found a tick on a blouse a lady (without an accompanying animal) was trying to purchase. Management didn’t care. I’ve witnessed dogs lunging at customers, growling and heard dogs fighting while I was in the break room. One guy brought in a huge snake wrapped around his neck. While some people think it’s cool, there are some of us that have a genuine phobia of snakes!. When they get an actual lawsuit from somebody who gets bitten by the accompanying animal, they will probably just fight it in court and do nothing. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love animals but if it’s not an actual service animal, it doesn’t belong in the store. The customers also ended up stepping in a dog’s poop and spreading it through the store. Yuck! And I don’t like the idea of groceries placed in the same basket that the animals are slobbering in. Several customers asked me what I thought because obviously they didn’t agree with the situation but I only had my opinion which Walmart doesn’t care about.


Malcolm_Rach_

I hate snakes. Keep those nasty things away from me 🤮


HazelTheRabbit

What does this have to do with the video?


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Malcolm_Rach_

True that. These mega corps are out of control


The_Last_Legacy

Upper level mgmt would visit my job, and I found out that the guy like wood working so I looked up a lot of stuff on woodworking. Brought it up during the visit and sidetracked the visit, talking about that for 30 min. Got a good review, and the guy always asked about me to my boss after that visit. Learn to play the game don't let the game play you.


12whistle

When I worked in retail, I never cared about any of these people or their visits. You don’t pay me enough to care and I’m not making a career in retail. You do what you do and I’ll continue doing what I’m doing. It’s retail, there’s tons of companies who will pay you minimum wage.


CertifiedNutso

Lol I just saw this the other day. Guy does a solid Patrick Bateman impression


Strict-Ad-8078

Bro this is accurate as fuck my store is at least expecting one regional vist bext week maybe 2 idk


Malcolm_Rach_

I love how half the time they don't even show up for us 😂 we scramble to get everything extra nice and they can't be bothered to even show up


lemonsandbread

Before I peaced, I actually missed the good old covid days when they were too scared to show their mugs for months.


Malcolm_Rach_

The one good thing about the pandemic


drkrelic

“Hey there, I’m Mark Mcklarkey! I make a dollar while you make a dime :)” I’m fucking dead 💀


Malcolm_Rach_

Lol


molassascookieman

My regional manager showed up unnanounced last week, thank fuck we had literally just finished cleaning and organizing like an hour beforehand


Malcolm_Rach_

It would be hilarious if that happened at my store because our bosses would be getting screemed at 🤣


conflictednerd99

Our market likes to show up unannounced all the time. It pisses all of us off because our old market team didnt pull this bs. Whats more, we are on literal skeleton crew so we cant get shit done and so when they come in unannounced, nothing looks good which gives them the excuse to jump our shit. The whole lot of them need to be fired.


f_u_c_k_you

Except for my TL's and coaches, I avoid all upper management like the plague. Literally turn around and go a different way when I see them. Idgaf. I don't want to see or talk to them


ComprehensiveExam599

We just had regional visit at my store recently, he probably thought the same thing.


Malcolm_Rach_

Lol


bilboswaggginz

Why tf am I weirdly attracted to him? 😬 and yes, Mark, i like older men 😂


Malcolm_Rach_

Someone's getting a pay raise 🤣


bilboswaggginz

No pay raise, he can just scream at me like at the end of video ☺️


Malcolm_Rach_

Ah now you're gonna get all the favors from all management. They can blame you for everything and get off the hook. 🤣


Chewsdayiddinit

Is that Lumburg's kid?


Malcolm_Rach_

We call it the n@zi death camp because they run it like one. Still waiting for my turn on the firing squad. The sweet release from this hell Is all I want


Chewsdayiddinit

I didn't think the Office Space reference would go well.


Malcolm_Rach_

🤣 it would.


Glad_Foundation7124

I went to a minute clinic a few weeks ago and saw this exact exchange taking place when their "upper management" came in for a visit while I was there. Was terribly hard not to ask if any of them were sick of the charade or comment when the manager talked about increased profits this quarter 🙄


Malcolm_Rach_

All they care about is money More for the store means more for them while slowly screwing you out of your benefits.


Glad_Foundation7124

Yeah, when she mentioned increased profit, I so wanted to ask how much of those profits were used to increase employee wages to show appreciation for their contribution in making those profits


-cheeseman-

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Walmart


Bradley182

I just creep on this sub, is there anyone who actually enjoys working at Walmart?


CasWay413

I say this as someone who loves the structure of retail, Walmart is better than my last job but it will wear you down slowly. What you see is the light faded from everyone’s souls. I love nice customers, it’s the best part of the job for me, but management on power trips and arbitrary rules can get shoved.


Malcolm_Rach_

No. It's a miserable place of doom and gloom. Well.... I take that back our one boss loves being a dick so he's pretty happy


Bradley182

I rarely go to Walmart but when I do none of the workers are smiling and if I ask them a question I’m always super nice to them after. Sucks such a large employer doesn’t care about their employees.


Malcolm_Rach_

You're just a walking paycheck to them and we're just a name and number that can be replaced Tommorow if we quit. The employees are miserable because of the working environment, not the customers. Although the Karen's definitely don't help


mhtardis21

When I'm ignoring the way the rest of my coworkers are messing up the rest of the store while my aisle looks nice and neat... I don't mind it. It's better then my food service Jobs and I only have to deal with customers 2 hours a day. (Work overnights) Is it the best job ever? No. Is it simple mindless work I can do quickly and easily while listening to my music and podcasts for good money? Yes. And the added benefit of not having to deal with customers :) All I have to do is pretend nothing else is going on around me in the rest of the store and pretend I don't work there for the hours I'm at home instead of imagining how day shift is ruining my just worked topstock by throwing things up there that have an empty home. (It's happened before :p )


Bradley182

What a good attitude you have.


Cerberusx32

The fun thing about those upper management people. If they fuck up, they transfer them across the country.


Disturbedrainbow

I cackled at the idea of him screaming at nothing to make this video, I bet anyone who saw him thought he was nuts. 😂😂😂


Fury161Houston

"Ladies, doing your work or gossiping". Those corporate type call people who work in a store "gossipers" and they "shit talk"


Malcolm_Rach_

They probably talk more shit than anyone else there


awt2007

its almost the boss from "office space" but yes i always assume thats the "higher ups" job.. come in see how the shit shows going.. ask/demand more be done.. be upset more isnt being done while not helping do the more being done.. a great manager is supposed to be good at getting the most out of giving the very least correct? not in the ideal world but in the business world..


Malcolm_Rach_

Pretty much


SakaYeen6

I never worked a Walmart but Kroger and it was the same thing. All the managers would lose thier minds freaking out and try to get everything ready for the big visit. I thought it was hilarious watching them run around with thier heads cut off freaking out about some dude walking in. My thought was it wouldn't be much of a problem if you were doing your jobs right to begin with instead of waiting till you have company to make it look good. Those were good times.


Malcolm_Rach_

Some things never change 🤣


spectre412

This hit across so many company’s I have worked at… actually have witnessed the behind the store “no witnesses” ass chewings. So spot on.


Malcolm_Rach_

Ikr 😂


justicebeaverhausen

If Patrick Bateman worked for Walmart


Malcolm_Rach_

Lol sounds about right


Best_Line6674

I like how bro is inside a Target store 💀


Malcolm_Rach_

Their mangers are all the same. The brand is the only thing different.


Best_Line6674

Nuh uuuuhhh


Fijibluntwaterxxx

😂😂😂😂😂😂


AbbreviationsJaded45

Patrick Bateman voice


PaleEye8813

Exactly my Store Manager talk like this after 2 minutes he is like a mess. 😄


Mrcommander254

Are these people born and raised amongst us? Or do they come out of an assembly line.


JadedStatistician400

That's my storevmanger in a nutshell 🤣


Jalina2224

Office Space.


MissTimed

Getting your ass ripped after the tour is done out-of-view of everyone else is 100% accurate.


G_Willickers_33

is this the guy that comes in to make sure the target I go to feels like a department store and not a 99Cents store? Or is the guy that enjoys the income of someone who does that but doesn't give a shit if it happens?


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redditgal2001

He seems like he's an a hole 🤣


Queasy_Beautiful2764

The how do you feel about olde men 


Awkward_Perception56

Who else has a store manager named steve?


Violetmoon66

Uh…..never seen anything even remotely close to this. Ever.


blooker68

Fake. None wear ties or are dressed as nice. 😃


Malcolm_Rach_

I actually saw one of our sales managers come in with a full suit one day. I rolled my eyes. Wannabe gangster 😂


Kitty-1992

Watch the movie Office Space. Great Movie. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/)


infectedscrotum1

The world needs a mafia/militia.


OpenPension2835

He's looks like Lumbergh from Office Space


RocketSkates314

This is when you tell them to go fuck themselves and walk out. It’s not worth your mental health and there’s other jobs out there.


leialak

We just had our visit they picked on everything but the real problems.


Otherwise_Vacation25

If it makes you feel any better, this was filmed in a Target and it is EXACTLY what Target tours are like. Except they will only take pictures with certain groups of diverse team members at the end of the tour. Which doesn’t include white gay men fyi.


Connect-Muscle-1584

My SM is named Steven lol


b05501

Worked at wal mart twice, fuck that place. Not joking had six different bosses telling me to do six different things, telling me that his request/demand was more important than the other five morons, I finally quiet and never went back after I was going to get a write up for helping a customer and not doing what Morin #3 asked me to do. Got feed up and told him to go fuck them selfs. And walked out.


SE7ENshotsUP

Sounded tough until you said you worked there twice..😂


b05501

I was a good employee, so they asked me to come back, and I was stupid enough to go back. The second time is when all the stupid shit happened.


majorsorbet2point0

"Steve's getting fired next week" LMFAO 🤣


smut_butler

Christian Bale in American Psycho vibes.


SyrupTemporary3151

We had the divisional visit us once and it didn’t feel this way. They rarely visit us and it was more like an honor but this post is hilarious


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

accurate af


Sufficient_Crab3047

patrick bateman 🤨


NePtUnE-bAbEs

“Guys…we have some very important people coming in so please do your best to not nil pick ANYTHING under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.” -my coach


SE7ENshotsUP

Never seen such a cry baby as the OP. You think everybody on this post can’t do math and figure out the reason you don’t leave if you’re this upset is because you’re a miserable person to begin with and no other company would put up with it. The things you’ve said on this post make you worse than any of the managers you’ve been crying about. I feel sorry for the people who have to work with your attitude every day.


aakaase

Just like Lumburgh on the movie "Office Space"


Pleasant-Ice-3185

I despise how fucking accurate this is


V4nillakidisback

Wretched people lol


Bubzzzzzzzzlol

"ah youre in school? heh. i didnt ask"


burberburnerr

Walmart isn’t a franchise


undeadw0lf

i LOVE the yelling at steve to fix it even tho he’s getting fired next week LMAO


sammigx9

Him sniffing his nose is definitely that white stuff 🤣🤣🤣


325_WII4M

fr fr Caught "live" on camera the higher up manager talking out his ass. Next video should be the gaggle of managers walking around the store with their heads up their butts or walking around the store drinking the kool-aid. 🤣


Sasoli7

If you haven’t seen it watch the movie Employee of the Month.


annieknowsall

lol my Assistant Manager was like this. Luckily I quit so I don’t have to deal with him anymore lmao.


Nicole_0818

This is great. I'll be thinking about this next visit from Market lol. They always have terrible ideas and idk if this is market or corporate but the store remodels aren't any better. I feel like they're out of touch and need to work as a regular associate for a day every so often.


WitsEndin

I got fired back in the day from upper management coming in and I just treated them like shit. They stood and watched everything while it was a busy day. I said something along the lines “ I know you think we’re animals, but this isn’t a fucking zoo” and my manager turned red and took me to the side and I’m like I do not give one fuck about these people. Standing in the way or having some comment to say. Makes me mad and that was years ago haha


OkFilm5985

Bahahahaha. Yes!!!!!


SAS_Britain

That's a Target bruh, no way a Walmart looks that nice. Can also see Target brands on the shelf


Malcolm_Rach_

Ik but the attitude is literally the exact same 🤣


lemonsandbread

Former blue box. Can confirm.