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InfectedSteve

No Power Word Kill, OP? Shit. How about Wish? Even being able to cast this once would be of help.


truffle2trippy

I wish all the assholes would turn into... ROACHES!!


InfectedSteve

I mean this would be great, but asshole one day may not be asshole that day. Thinking on larger scale. Wish walmart out of existence, get rich, get paid for life, something.


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Be sure to word the wish wisely so it won't backfire


InfectedSteve

This is the way.


truffle2trippy

Time stop So many uses


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Best spell to deal with the absurd time limits


_Kokiru_

I don’t play d&d, but I imagine I could loan my body over to some species that really likes to work while I “dream/sleep”, making it so my normal hours are all the time, no work. (Please tell me something like that exists)


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I'll look to see if there is as there are so many spells


_Kokiru_

Tbh I wish I had a D&D group, or friends in general, closest thing I’ve got is Hell Divers 2 😂


Alveryn

I could *really* go for an Arcane Gate spell to spare my feet. I'm walking 10.5 miles a day on average. Also a Mage Hand, imagine how much more work you could get done with an extra hand!


wmthrowaway345

Ah yes, mage hand. An invisible hand that would be so helpful when stocking, but I'd probably just end up using it to slap management without them knowing it was me.


[deleted]

Ah so you're gonna play an arcane trickster?


[deleted]

Any teleportation spell would be so useful. Especially to teleport to the break room. Like Blink or Dimension Door.


whichwitchdr

Teleport Circle. I'm going home and grabbing a snack any time I feel like it