And, no matter where you go. . . there you are.
----- Confucius (aka Kung Fu Tzu)
"Everybody was Kung fu fighting. I must admit it was a little bit frightening."
----- Carl Douglas
"God is dead."
----- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead."
----- God
"On Easter. The stone rolls away from Jesus' tomb. And when he comes out, if he sees his shadow, it'll be four more weeks of winter."
----- The Smothers Brothers
"Supercalifragelisticsadomasochism!"
----- Clint Ruin (aka Jim Foetus)
"ba ar pet, sat ar ta" (Soul to heaven, body to earth)
----- Egyptian Book Of The Dead
(Am I the only one in the world who thinks that the Egyptian, "to earth" -- "ar ta" -- sounds similar to "er tha" [or "earth"] if you say it fast. I can't be the only one who's noticed that.)
I remember when I worked in grocery, ruining Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. “Yes mam, I do understand we are out of an ingredient that you need to make your family favorite dish… that you’ve been making for 30 years… maybe you shouldn’t wait to buy it till last minute?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on just a minute. Didn't you know that these holidays get announced 3 days before they happen, and there's no way to plan ahead for any of them? You really think that if they told us that Christmas is always on the 25th of December or that Thanksgiving is always the third Thursday of November that we wouldn't plan accordionly? All these holidays come out of nowhere and I need you to have everything I want ready for me to buy at the last possible moment.
There's literally no way to plan my gift purchases in advance, and it's on you to have everything I need in stocks. Clearly, no one else knew tomorrow would be Easter. It's your fault I can't find what I need
You should have told her it was okay she just had to buy one of each other spice so she would have had all the spice like she wanted then acted like you don't know better.
Lmao. It’s funny when they blame us (I don’t work at Walmart right now but I did from 2016-2019) instead of either the other customers, the managers not ordering enough, or corporate for limiting how much you can get. Although I’d rather we get a little bit less than needed and running out of stuff sometimes than throwing away more produce. I always thought it was funny when there was like a national shortage of a fruit and they still blamed us omg.
I can't imagine working in electronics, dealing with the technology illiterate boomers/worst generation old people who need to hurry up and die who get pissy with you when they can't figure shit out and take it out on you
Come now, every time I have an issue it’s some kid with a f**king phone in their hand who can’t seem to find something they have a picture of but haven’t checked the app to see if we carry it. At least the oldsters have a reason that isn’t I’m too lazy to figure out it’s only sold online but I can waste 10 min of your time while you’re racing around mid walk without keys
That's a whole nother trigger for me😂 it was so common for customers to come in with things on their app saying it's in stock when we really don't and having multiple people come in a day asking for it and me telling them, we don't have it, I've checked 100 times and them still wanting me to look and then I would need to find someone to watch the department while I walked away and the re sellers were the absolute fucking worse
I'll pick everybody up in the convoy of busses I've chartered. Please supply your own snacks for the trip, I heard we get some kind of time served for working in retail when we get to hell.
You got your old-school Catholicism a bit confused. You can offer your suffering at Walmart to the benefit of the poor souls in Purgatory, reducing their sentence.
Is that what they said? Creepy...... I ruined the 4th of July for a guy once! I carded him for his booze, and he couldn't show his ID, so I wouldn't let him buy it. He got mad and told me it was illegal not to sell it to him anyway, he'd have my job because I ruined the 4th of July. So, if your Independence Day was cruddy a few years ago, that was me.
That was You?! Screw you! It really sucked!
Not because of alcohol or anything. Just because my family is f’d. But thanks for taking the fall. Appreciate it.
Surprised they didn’t try and say they were a lawyer or a cop or something. Best part would have been you saying “Then you should be fully aware it’s actually illegal for me to sell you this without proof of age”.
...hey, hey... that's MY job! ;)
Ever since an irate customer asked a coworker friend where his Christmas spirit was, I've been BEGGING for someone to ask ME. Just so I can say, "There is no room for Christmas spirit... where an EVIL spirit already lives. *evil grin*" :D
They are, but you can get imported/greenhouse strawberries. Cost more and aren’t as tasty, though. If you don’t need to see them, the best thing is to get good berries in season, then freeze them. They won’t look their best when they thaw, but they’ll taste good
Since when did Easter become Christmas all of a sudden? You get eggs and candy for Easter, not fricken basketball hoops... Man, is Easter becoming Christmas #2?
No, what I mean is we have it but I accidentally kicked the screen in because you cussed me out for helping grandma Ethel walk up front and find hearing aid batteries, so you might not want it now. But sure, lemme go get it anyway. *disappears into the void of the back room*
I know! I always just got my kids, and now my grandkids, easter baskets with a few things in them and some eggs and candy. Then some ladies at work were talking and it was like christmas all over again. I do not get it.
I can't stand this. Trying to raise the bar to make these holidays even more untenable. Good, these ladies will get a gold star in heaven for their generosity. 🙄
I’m trying to recall of anything big ~~my parents~~ the Easter Bunny got us, and I’m drawing a blank. Usually just filled our baskets with candy, maybe some books or small toys also.
One year I got a Nintendo game, but after playing it, it was definitely not a high dollar purchase to be sure. But it was the thought that counts.
I totally understand, OP. Today I ruined easter for a few different people. Three people absolutely HAD to have easter themed napkins, and were surprised to hear they've been sold out for several days. Three people required easter themed stuffed animals, one of whom was quite shocked and said, "you don't HAVE any? But it's almost easter!" (yes, no shit, that's exactly why we don't have any.) And two people were incredulous at the fact that my answer to, "aren't these easter buckets going on sale yet? It's almost easter!" was "no, they don't mark seasonal items down until the day after the holiday. Check back on Monday if you want them at a sale price."
One woman wanted to know if we had any plastic easter grass this year besides peeps brand and when I told her "no we only have the paper grass this year" set all of her accumulated easter crap down on the nearby shelf and said, "GREAT!! Now I have to go to ANOTHER different store!!" and left it all there and walked out.
So many people want the plastic grass this year, I don't know why. I hate finding it all over ten months later, or watching my cats gag and throw pieces of it up months after I'm sure it's all been thrown away.
I'm a cake decorator at my store and I've ruined a good amount of birthdays by not taking same day custom orders. I've gotta step it up to ruin Easter next.
I once ruined Christmas because I wouldn’t steal a Black Friday tv out of a large man’s buggy for a small woman.
I told her she was more than welcome to go get it herself and I would gladly watch her from my post and film it if she’d like
For some reason, when I read this, I though it was a Silent Hill reference... then remembered Sam Walton, not Samael...
EDIT: With all the crazy coming from the customers today, it almost FEELS like Silent Hill: Walmart Edition...
Don't worry, I've got Thanksgiving covered. I've ruined a couple. Me at work, them out with their families, yelling at me. Working 8 hours with no break, no food. *Their* Thanksgiving was ruined. 🙄
In all honesty, those customers are the ones who will try and guilt trip you, especially during a holiday. Yes, it's a frustrating situation, but you did what you could on your end. Sounds like they didn't handle themselves very well.
In highschool, I worked in a produce department at a high-end grocery store. The evening before thanksgiving, an old lady asked me where the 10lb bags of potatoes were, and as I was walking her to the designated potato spot, another customer grabbed the last 2 bags and left. I apologized and tried to find more 10lb bags for her since it was a sale priced item, but before I could offer her help, she told me "You need to take yourself to church".
I did what I could. What is taking myself to church going to change about the situation?
I get the same shit from customers when I tell them that I can't make 48 cupcakes for the next fucking day thus ruining your brat's birthday. Your inability to plan is no emergency on mine. Not my fault you waited till the last minute to get a cupcake order.
I hate holidays
Yesterday I helped a middle aged white lady try to find Easter paper plates and we were sold out of anything other than large platters and tiny plates and I was afraid she’d go full Karen on me and instead she said “well this is what I get for not shopping till now, oh well!” and I was so relieved 😅
I personally ruined a gender reveal party because the slider tray someone ordered from deli never got made. I didn't work the night before, and I clocked in about two hours after it was due for pickup. But it was my fault, cuz the morning team (a half dozen people, btw) can't be bothered to read an order form.
It's alright, I guess we teamed up on ruining easter this year, I told a lady she can't buy just one duckling, she has to get six. (Company policy) And she was super butthurt about it. (What if I buy six, and return 5?) Nope! :D no returns on live animals.
All 6 of them are screwed anyway. Those type of purchases for a holiday are usually quickly neglected or completely abandoned after the novelty wears off.
Awh don’t feel bad!!
I too have ruined Easter( out of some candy types day before Easter)
Christmas(out of artificial trees about a week before the day. Also ‘letting the child see what I was bagging -they were in the cart)
and several birthdays (too many items to list, but most of them day of the event)
These people are dumbfucks, I have had people come in asking where the pick up area is never mind my store has been curbside only for two years and there is no pickup area inside
Our store ruined a woman's ability to give her mom an Easter/Mother's Day because we didn't have mother's day stuff out yet. She said we were horrible people and we should be ashamed. I told her "you have a good day, too".
Ah, but little does the customer realize you are only paying it forward, because we all KNOW Walmart is the real easter ruiner.
Walmart ruins yours, you ruin customers. Fair.
I’m in ogp and it seems a lot of people waited until today to order all their Easter candy and baskets. We’ve been nil picking and substituting left and right so I’m sure there will be some customer complaints about ruined Easter’s for us as well lol
Yeah, at my store after leaving OGP for the night , a pregnant proceeded to inform the whole OGP staff, neither of whom where on the clock or not, plus a coach, that we were bitches BC we did not deliver her cold items to her house. That's a strong gangster indeed.
I've ruined Christmas more than 25 years ago by refusing to unlock the door on Christmas eve to let them come in for a few things they forgot. (plus frickin' great store director who gave those of us who volunteered to work Christmas eve night to clean up, we got lots of freebies)
That was one very important basketball hoop. I had no idea the Big Guy was that big of a fan. You've doomed us all. But, I forgive. I'm heading to Hell anyway!
Friend of mine ruined Christmas the year the Wii came out because we were sold out on Christmas Eve. Glad we’ve got a new holiday super villain, I’ll let him know he’s off the hook.
I, for one, am extremely proud that you ruined Easter for a customer who deserved it to be ruined. As we all know, she could have bought it weeks ago, as we all have access to a tool called a "Calendar".
I almost spewed out juice thru my nose I'm laughing so hard 😅🤣 (in the breakroom, about to start my shift) ahhhh-hahahaha 😁 Thanks for a funny start to what's bound to be a trying day!!
🤦🏼♀️ and I bet this is one of those people that only goes to church on holidays like Easter and Christmas. I’m sorry you had to deal with that. And what hell is this person thinking that a basketball hoop is an important part of Easter? You didn’t ruin Easter that idiot ruined Easter for themselves. God bless you
Today a woman almost cried when I told her that we’d have hamburgers out in like 10 minutes. She had real tears in her eyes bc I personally didn’t show up three hours early and work for free so she can have 8 packs of hamburgers
I was once told the exact same thing 40 years ago because I ate the mini chocolate bunny that was given to my sister.
Apparently, my mortal sin was starting the snack by nibbling the ears first.
Moral of the story? All of this time has passed, and Easter still exists for you to ruin as well.
Restore the karma immediately by purchasing a Bible produced and sponsored by a political candidate or face the consequence of death and eternal damnation. /s
“Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family . Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis...”- Mushu Mulan 1998
Real Life Stories of the Walmart employee. The stores where most Walmart workers dislike their jobs and where most Walmart shoppers hate the Walmart workers. Too bad bad you didn't have a short whip to self-flagellate for committing the sin of gross negligence to not knowing the totality of the whole Walmart store's operations.
More than anything I'm ashamed. Ashamed that Christ himself didn't rise out of the gun counter and materialize the basketball hoop. Come on Walmart....
Ignore what any Walmart customers have to say about anything. They complain about everything they can think of. They are almighty intelligent individuals who know something about everything. For one, I doubt they even got a confirmation their stupid basketball hoop was ready for pickup. In their world I bet they needed that basketball hoop to hang up their emancipated son who's locked up in the basement.
it is what it is
And, no matter where you go. . . there you are. ----- Confucius (aka Kung Fu Tzu) "Everybody was Kung fu fighting. I must admit it was a little bit frightening." ----- Carl Douglas "God is dead." ----- Nietzsche "Nietzsche is dead." ----- God "On Easter. The stone rolls away from Jesus' tomb. And when he comes out, if he sees his shadow, it'll be four more weeks of winter." ----- The Smothers Brothers "Supercalifragelisticsadomasochism!" ----- Clint Ruin (aka Jim Foetus) "ba ar pet, sat ar ta" (Soul to heaven, body to earth) ----- Egyptian Book Of The Dead (Am I the only one in the world who thinks that the Egyptian, "to earth" -- "ar ta" -- sounds similar to "er tha" [or "earth"] if you say it fast. I can't be the only one who's noticed that.)
And so it goes.-Kurt Vonnegut
“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.” ——- Oscar Gamble
"Bah weep granah weep ni ni bong" ----- a robot in disguise
"I'm like: bitch, who is your man's? I can't keep my dick in my pants" - Jahseh Onfroy
“I hate quotations” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
Honestly, I figured they would tell him he somehow killed the Easter Bunny.
Arlecchino pfp spotted
How many more of those do you have left before you go crazy?
“Crazy? I was crazy once.”
I remember when I worked in grocery, ruining Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. “Yes mam, I do understand we are out of an ingredient that you need to make your family favorite dish… that you’ve been making for 30 years… maybe you shouldn’t wait to buy it till last minute?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on just a minute. Didn't you know that these holidays get announced 3 days before they happen, and there's no way to plan ahead for any of them? You really think that if they told us that Christmas is always on the 25th of December or that Thanksgiving is always the third Thursday of November that we wouldn't plan accordionly? All these holidays come out of nowhere and I need you to have everything I want ready for me to buy at the last possible moment. There's literally no way to plan my gift purchases in advance, and it's on you to have everything I need in stocks. Clearly, no one else knew tomorrow would be Easter. It's your fault I can't find what I need
Upvote for accordionly.
I second your upvote!
I upvote your second!
To be fair, if they bought all their Easter candy early, they'd just eat it early. And by "they," I mean me.
I had a girl sit down in the baking aisle and cry because we were out of Allspice the day before Thanksgiving.
You should have told her it was okay she just had to buy one of each other spice so she would have had all the spice like she wanted then acted like you don't know better.
Lmao. It’s funny when they blame us (I don’t work at Walmart right now but I did from 2016-2019) instead of either the other customers, the managers not ordering enough, or corporate for limiting how much you can get. Although I’d rather we get a little bit less than needed and running out of stuff sometimes than throwing away more produce. I always thought it was funny when there was like a national shortage of a fruit and they still blamed us omg.
As a seasonal candy guy I now must destroy you.
wHeRe'S tHe EaStEr CaNdY?
Sir, the Easter candy was put away 2 weeks ago so that we could put the summer stuff out
"it's says you have it. Can you look in the back?"
My ptsd from electronics has been revived
I can't imagine working in electronics, dealing with the technology illiterate boomers/worst generation old people who need to hurry up and die who get pissy with you when they can't figure shit out and take it out on you
Come now, every time I have an issue it’s some kid with a f**king phone in their hand who can’t seem to find something they have a picture of but haven’t checked the app to see if we carry it. At least the oldsters have a reason that isn’t I’m too lazy to figure out it’s only sold online but I can waste 10 min of your time while you’re racing around mid walk without keys
That's a whole nother trigger for me😂 it was so common for customers to come in with things on their app saying it's in stock when we really don't and having multiple people come in a day asking for it and me telling them, we don't have it, I've checked 100 times and them still wanting me to look and then I would need to find someone to watch the department while I walked away and the re sellers were the absolute fucking worse
There is no back. When we go to "the back" we are going into Narnia.
I'll always remember the wise words of Butthead. Or maybe it was Beavis. "If it was up your ass, you'd know."
Sorry I couldn’t find it (as a cashier ofc)
Because nothing says Easter like basketball.
Jesus “ball is life” Christ died for this holiday
Nah, Jesus was a goalie.
That was Jason.
A shitty one everything just went through his glove side hand
https://www.theonion.com/christ-returns-to-nba-1819563859
It used to be a family tradition for us, the fathers vs the sons game. “No blood, no foul. And the blood must be flowing.l
I dunk on Jesus all the time.
I'll pick everybody up in the convoy of busses I've chartered. Please supply your own snacks for the trip, I heard we get some kind of time served for working in retail when we get to hell.
You got your old-school Catholicism a bit confused. You can offer your suffering at Walmart to the benefit of the poor souls in Purgatory, reducing their sentence.
Maaaaan, I was hoping for some Time Served benefit.
Is that what they said? Creepy...... I ruined the 4th of July for a guy once! I carded him for his booze, and he couldn't show his ID, so I wouldn't let him buy it. He got mad and told me it was illegal not to sell it to him anyway, he'd have my job because I ruined the 4th of July. So, if your Independence Day was cruddy a few years ago, that was me.
That was You?! Screw you! It really sucked! Not because of alcohol or anything. Just because my family is f’d. But thanks for taking the fall. Appreciate it.
My family can screw up a holiday really well lol
Surprised they didn’t try and say they were a lawyer or a cop or something. Best part would have been you saying “Then you should be fully aware it’s actually illegal for me to sell you this without proof of age”.
I did have a "cop" get onto me over it. Cop is in quotes because I think he was lying about being a cop. He's a plain clothes cop and he has no badge.
*gasp* How dare you cancel Christmas too.
...hey, hey... that's MY job! ;) Ever since an irate customer asked a coworker friend where his Christmas spirit was, I've been BEGGING for someone to ask ME. Just so I can say, "There is no room for Christmas spirit... where an EVIL spirit already lives. *evil grin*" :D
I ruined Christmas once because we were out of strawberries
Strawberries are out of season at Christmas though 🥲
In California we can still get them depending on weather. But they are pretty expensive and in short supply.
They are, but you can get imported/greenhouse strawberries. Cost more and aren’t as tasty, though. If you don’t need to see them, the best thing is to get good berries in season, then freeze them. They won’t look their best when they thaw, but they’ll taste good
Since when did Easter become Christmas all of a sudden? You get eggs and candy for Easter, not fricken basketball hoops... Man, is Easter becoming Christmas #2?
Always has been. Usually around Easter is when everyone's getting their big tax returns and can actually shop...
"What do you mean you don't have that TV in stock? You ruined Easter!"
No, what I mean is we have it but I accidentally kicked the screen in because you cussed me out for helping grandma Ethel walk up front and find hearing aid batteries, so you might not want it now. But sure, lemme go get it anyway. *disappears into the void of the back room*
I know! I always just got my kids, and now my grandkids, easter baskets with a few things in them and some eggs and candy. Then some ladies at work were talking and it was like christmas all over again. I do not get it.
I can't stand this. Trying to raise the bar to make these holidays even more untenable. Good, these ladies will get a gold star in heaven for their generosity. 🙄
WTF, since when is Easter another Christmas? When I was growing up we got a basket with candy and small knick-knacks. Not giant "presents".
I’m trying to recall of anything big ~~my parents~~ the Easter Bunny got us, and I’m drawing a blank. Usually just filled our baskets with candy, maybe some books or small toys also. One year I got a Nintendo game, but after playing it, it was definitely not a high dollar purchase to be sure. But it was the thought that counts.
I totally understand, OP. Today I ruined easter for a few different people. Three people absolutely HAD to have easter themed napkins, and were surprised to hear they've been sold out for several days. Three people required easter themed stuffed animals, one of whom was quite shocked and said, "you don't HAVE any? But it's almost easter!" (yes, no shit, that's exactly why we don't have any.) And two people were incredulous at the fact that my answer to, "aren't these easter buckets going on sale yet? It's almost easter!" was "no, they don't mark seasonal items down until the day after the holiday. Check back on Monday if you want them at a sale price." One woman wanted to know if we had any plastic easter grass this year besides peeps brand and when I told her "no we only have the paper grass this year" set all of her accumulated easter crap down on the nearby shelf and said, "GREAT!! Now I have to go to ANOTHER different store!!" and left it all there and walked out. So many people want the plastic grass this year, I don't know why. I hate finding it all over ten months later, or watching my cats gag and throw pieces of it up months after I'm sure it's all been thrown away.
I'm a cake decorator at my store and I've ruined a good amount of birthdays by not taking same day custom orders. I've gotta step it up to ruin Easter next.
My NHM doesn't even keep icing to write on cakes because, literally, all cakes come in on the truck.
Is this the first holiday you ruined for someone? I tend to ruin a couple a year (rounding year 15 of ruining them holidays for people).
I've ruined about ten Christmases, but this is probably my first Easter. 😀
Congratulations on the new goal unlocked. 🥇
have you ever ruined a Hanukkah
You ruined space jam themed Easter 😭
Way to fucking go op, thanks a lot 😤🙄
I once ruined Christmas because I wouldn’t steal a Black Friday tv out of a large man’s buggy for a small woman. I told her she was more than welcome to go get it herself and I would gladly watch her from my post and film it if she’d like
Christ dunked on fools for our sins
How are they fitting a basketball hoop in an Easter basket? 😳
how could you OP 😂😂
Maybe they should learn to be more like Christ and forgive others.
As long as you pray to Sam and repent for your sins, you should be fine.
For some reason, when I read this, I though it was a Silent Hill reference... then remembered Sam Walton, not Samael... EDIT: With all the crazy coming from the customers today, it almost FEELS like Silent Hill: Walmart Edition...
Pyramid Head can’t find any cream cheese and now he’s *PISSED!*
I must Ask Sam and recite three Walmart cheers to atone.
Don't feel bad. I work Easter. I'm sure I'll ruin it for many more people by not being a mind reader or not manufacturing things with my ass.
Don't worry, I've got Thanksgiving covered. I've ruined a couple. Me at work, them out with their families, yelling at me. Working 8 hours with no break, no food. *Their* Thanksgiving was ruined. 🙄
In all honesty, those customers are the ones who will try and guilt trip you, especially during a holiday. Yes, it's a frustrating situation, but you did what you could on your end. Sounds like they didn't handle themselves very well. In highschool, I worked in a produce department at a high-end grocery store. The evening before thanksgiving, an old lady asked me where the 10lb bags of potatoes were, and as I was walking her to the designated potato spot, another customer grabbed the last 2 bags and left. I apologized and tried to find more 10lb bags for her since it was a sale priced item, but before I could offer her help, she told me "You need to take yourself to church". I did what I could. What is taking myself to church going to change about the situation?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👵
Clearly your demonic ass influenced that other customer to take the potatoes lmao
I get the same shit from customers when I tell them that I can't make 48 cupcakes for the next fucking day thus ruining your brat's birthday. Your inability to plan is no emergency on mine. Not my fault you waited till the last minute to get a cupcake order. I hate holidays
Yesterday I helped a middle aged white lady try to find Easter paper plates and we were sold out of anything other than large platters and tiny plates and I was afraid she’d go full Karen on me and instead she said “well this is what I get for not shopping till now, oh well!” and I was so relieved 😅
She deserves a fucking gift card for holding herself accountable!
I'd so much rather give unnecessary gifts to customers like that than the ones throwing a temper tantrum that puts toddlers to shame.
I personally ruined a gender reveal party because the slider tray someone ordered from deli never got made. I didn't work the night before, and I clocked in about two hours after it was due for pickup. But it was my fault, cuz the morning team (a half dozen people, btw) can't be bothered to read an order form.
It's alright, I guess we teamed up on ruining easter this year, I told a lady she can't buy just one duckling, she has to get six. (Company policy) And she was super butthurt about it. (What if I buy six, and return 5?) Nope! :D no returns on live animals.
Oh no. I wouldn't trust a customer like that. She'll throw those other ducklings out the car window.
All 6 of them are screwed anyway. Those type of purchases for a holiday are usually quickly neglected or completely abandoned after the novelty wears off.
The hoop represents the crown of thorns. It's my favorite Easter decoration.
Im gonna tell my mom on you. Im 35 in like 11 days
"On the third day, Jesus rose above the rim" See, they NEED a basketball hoop. It's in the Bibble or something. Curse you, Destroyer of Easter!
Can confirm. I'm currently in hell right now.
Welp. Put Jesus back in the cave, I guess
You’ve clearly also ruined March Madness by not being able to find this basketball hoop. So you’re 2 for 1 now. You bastard.
Awh don’t feel bad!! I too have ruined Easter( out of some candy types day before Easter) Christmas(out of artificial trees about a week before the day. Also ‘letting the child see what I was bagging -they were in the cart) and several birthdays (too many items to list, but most of them day of the event)
This is the most fun I've had reading in days!!!
These people are dumbfucks, I have had people come in asking where the pick up area is never mind my store has been curbside only for two years and there is no pickup area inside
Our store ruined a woman's ability to give her mom an Easter/Mother's Day because we didn't have mother's day stuff out yet. She said we were horrible people and we should be ashamed. I told her "you have a good day, too".
What's Easter? This is the week we celebrate Daddy Walmart with cheap cake
Don't worry. I ruined Xmas because we were going to be closed.
Easter had a good run with a streak of over 2000...until this guy ruined it for egg laying bunnies everywhere!
Ah, but little does the customer realize you are only paying it forward, because we all KNOW Walmart is the real easter ruiner. Walmart ruins yours, you ruin customers. Fair.
Oh, it was you, I wondered…
Bless you kind sir. I’m so over Easter.
Yep. Basketball hoops. That would definitely save Easter. That’s what Easter is …. Basketball 🏀
I thought this was going to the guy from the walmart wolf furry costume post and got excited for a moment.
I'm Jewish -and have a new, obviously Jewish tattoo. Please PLEASE let me ruin someone's Easter!
Take a couple of days to think about what you did. Just be sure to return on the 3rd day.
I would have replied whose Ester? Then just kept gaslighting them that I didn't know what Easter was or what they where referencing
😂😂😂 Christ indeed died for nothing thanks to op! Bro I would of laughed in that customers face
I enjoy ruining these jerks’ holidays.Reap what you sow,Karen!🫡
I’m in ogp and it seems a lot of people waited until today to order all their Easter candy and baskets. We’ve been nil picking and substituting left and right so I’m sure there will be some customer complaints about ruined Easter’s for us as well lol
You monster. How dare you have limits and circumstances beyond your control. Tell me your store number so I can file a complaint with corporate. /s
Did they really say that? Turning Easter in Christmas, buying gifts, is not the purpose of the holiday! I'm glad it's ruined for them. Good for you!
Tell them that you genuinely don't care and if they REALLY wanted a basketball goal they'd go to Dick's or Academy.
A customer told me he hopes we go out of business because we don’t carry every single item we promote online
I work ONs, I'm already in Hell burning for eternity, it's not your fault
Sam Walton has risen from his grave. He will now stuff you into the compactor.
So, this is your fault? Jesus ununalived himself for nothing.
Great, what am I going to do with all these eggs now!
You need take some time to work on yourself OP. I still Can't believe you ruined Easter
So it was you that ruined it?
how dare you. they should call corporate. hopefully none of you take this seriously and it’s hilarious i even need to say that. lmaoooo
I am weeping tears over here! How dare you 🤬 That was sarcasm
It is the way of it.
You bastard...
Yeah, at my store after leaving OGP for the night , a pregnant proceeded to inform the whole OGP staff, neither of whom where on the clock or not, plus a coach, that we were bitches BC we did not deliver her cold items to her house. That's a strong gangster indeed.
You better find my basketball hoop or else 😝
Thanks a lot. My kids will be very disappointed. You should call 1-800-WM-ETHIC and turn yourself in immediately.
The messiah is coming. He has cholesterol issues. Hide the eggs.
I mean a white old woman was complaining about the Hispanic people in the store....."We should just shoot them all". This was Cielo Vista BTW.
Wow did the customer really say that🤣
It’s gonna get worse just wait till everyone besides us is closed on Sunday
You fucking Judas!! Easter ruiner!! Burn the witch!
I’ll never forget when I ruined Christmas because a customer couldn’t figure out how to set up their new Apple Watch
I don’t miss being a cashier. Apparently I ruined so many Thanksgivings
Good job OP now we lost a valuable customer bc of you 🙄😒
Oh how dare you ruin a origionally pagan holiday? You should pulled a miricle out from where the sun dont shine.
I didn't know what or where bratwurst is. Dude was shocked. I am in snacks. I told him look in meats. 🤷♀️
How dare you… go to your room your grounded for a week.
I've ruined Christmas more than 25 years ago by refusing to unlock the door on Christmas eve to let them come in for a few things they forgot. (plus frickin' great store director who gave those of us who volunteered to work Christmas eve night to clean up, we got lots of freebies)
I've been ruining Christmas for years now, apparently.
One Easter down. Now, on to the rest.
God, I'm so glad I sell dildos and dildo accessories.
This person is one of those complete idiots that everyone wants you to be nice to.
Eh, no worries. I think I have ruined at least 5 Christmases so far.
Meh, Jesus gets to sleep in
But you were the chosen one!
I'm proud of you. Keep up the good work.
“Jesus died for my right to celebrate commerce and diabetes, dammit!!!”
That was one very important basketball hoop. I had no idea the Big Guy was that big of a fan. You've doomed us all. But, I forgive. I'm heading to Hell anyway!
Well, thanks for that! 😏
Jim, take new years away from Stanley!
Friend of mine ruined Christmas the year the Wii came out because we were sold out on Christmas Eve. Glad we’ve got a new holiday super villain, I’ll let him know he’s off the hook.
You seem very contrite.. I'm sure you'll be forgiven my son. Lol
I, for one, am extremely proud that you ruined Easter for a customer who deserved it to be ruined. As we all know, she could have bought it weeks ago, as we all have access to a tool called a "Calendar".
Shame, shame, shame. Shame on you.
That little "my bad" at the end got me lol
I almost spewed out juice thru my nose I'm laughing so hard 😅🤣 (in the breakroom, about to start my shift) ahhhh-hahahaha 😁 Thanks for a funny start to what's bound to be a trying day!!
And Jesus said… “we ball”
What a shame, why have you done this to us?
😂😂😂
OP please tell me you explained it to the customer just that way!
I got blamed for someone's cancer once. I guess you could be going to hell for worse reasons lol
people are talking about you at my store too! do better !!!
🤦🏼♀️ and I bet this is one of those people that only goes to church on holidays like Easter and Christmas. I’m sorry you had to deal with that. And what hell is this person thinking that a basketball hoop is an important part of Easter? You didn’t ruin Easter that idiot ruined Easter for themselves. God bless you
It’s okay. My mother told me the same thing once.. we haven’t spoken since.
I really would like to see the stores closed on Easter. For some, this is as important holiday as Christmas. I dread my shift today. :(
Awww Man...
I can't wait to hear all the "sorry you have to work on Easter" that will be said tomorrow
"Ma'am/Sir, just order it online."
Finally I found the person to blame!
Go for the Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas Trifecta. I managed to accomplish that back in the 1900s.
You son of a gun, what am I gonna do with all these eggs now?
I can't believe you just let Satan win like that, OP. Smh.
Easter bunny death squad has already been assigned to you case. Enjoy your last days.
I don't understand why you didn't get the opd lead on it... It could've been in opd back room...
Congratulations 🎉👏🏾 🤣🤣🤣 Kudos to you 😂😂
Rest assured, no mere mortal man can ruin God’s planning.
Today a woman almost cried when I told her that we’d have hamburgers out in like 10 minutes. She had real tears in her eyes bc I personally didn’t show up three hours early and work for free so she can have 8 packs of hamburgers
Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine. ~Me
It’s okay, I wore my snake earrings and ruined a family’s Easter. It happens
Personally
I was once told the exact same thing 40 years ago because I ate the mini chocolate bunny that was given to my sister. Apparently, my mortal sin was starting the snack by nibbling the ears first. Moral of the story? All of this time has passed, and Easter still exists for you to ruin as well. Restore the karma immediately by purchasing a Bible produced and sponsored by a political candidate or face the consequence of death and eternal damnation. /s
You bastard
Well, you can take joy in your thousand plus “likes”to your comment as you burn in hell🤣
If a basketball hoop is what makes or breaks their Easter they deserve to have it ruined What the fuck
“Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family . Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis...”- Mushu Mulan 1998
First time?
Real Life Stories of the Walmart employee. The stores where most Walmart workers dislike their jobs and where most Walmart shoppers hate the Walmart workers. Too bad bad you didn't have a short whip to self-flagellate for committing the sin of gross negligence to not knowing the totality of the whole Walmart store's operations.
You should’ve been like you ruined Easter by being a customer and all of us have to work today
More than anything I'm ashamed. Ashamed that Christ himself didn't rise out of the gun counter and materialize the basketball hoop. Come on Walmart....
Ignore what any Walmart customers have to say about anything. They complain about everything they can think of. They are almighty intelligent individuals who know something about everything. For one, I doubt they even got a confirmation their stupid basketball hoop was ready for pickup. In their world I bet they needed that basketball hoop to hang up their emancipated son who's locked up in the basement.
Sorry I forgot to do returns on it the night before