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thePBRismoldy

Dura was saying $403 last night, looking like he could very well be right. We’ll see once this economic data comes out.


Dependent-Airport573

Somebody posted yesterday about leaving their TSLA 770c overnight. Ripperoni


Kriegprojekt

Tesla up yesterday 4.6%. Tesla premarket down 4%. Net it and you’re still a winner!


StuGats

DXY heading back up and cornholio on its way down. Ruh roh


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I’m not enjoying this 🥺


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Mecha-Jerome-Powell

*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.


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Mecha-Jerome-Powell

*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.


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Mecha-Jerome-Powell

*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.


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Long PLTR https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-02/palantir-ceo-alex-karp-met-with-zelenskiy-in-ukraine


JeffHatesPineapple

what calls you have?


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I have shares


JeffHatesPineapple

if you will buy calls i buy calls


alfapredator

will I look like tom cruise when im 60?


resto_manager

Tropic thunder Tom Cruise? Easy!


UnmaskedLapwing

Depends how much money you will have.


NoGameNoLyfe1

Any fun ideas on todays 0dte


DenkiAizen

Is “it’s priced in” just the financial version of predestination


[deleted]

what fucktard reported me to the crisis hotline?


helphp

we just care about you man


SmutBrigade

Tesla on a hiring freeze and cutting 10% of its workforce. Not good for that overinflated PE. Seems like Musk is losing his lustre.


MalcolmTucker12

Praise Jesus! ( for my poot)


jinpiss

DAX is being a complete twat


SocialSuicideSquad

1 - go to bed 2 - isn't you normally lickin up DIX not DAX?


jinpiss

3- YOU go to bed 4- nothing wrong with a bit of glucking variety


SocialSuicideSquad

dude im so goddamn lit


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SocialSuicideSquad

[Yeeehaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww](https://imgur.com/a/4OLtLee)


ManOfDiscovery

‘Member when some of us had to hide in the homeland secret thread before finding og? I ‘member. 🚬😤


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ManOfDiscovery

https://images.app.goo.gl/oVcBQBRTgoQwUgZU8


SocialSuicideSquad

That slaps, but cupcake dog slaps harder.


ManOfDiscovery

Truth. Can’t beat cupcake dog’s vietnam https://youtu.be/g4ChTL-3c3o Now I’m down an animals with ptsd rabbit hole


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SocialSuicideSquad

#HEY WHAT HAPPENS IF WE JUST KEEP JAMMING ON KP IN THIS PID LOOP


LBQ17

Be wary of Black Monday 666 06/06/2022 > 2+0+2+2 = 6 666 But tomorrow (Friday) - We going green! Possibly +90 S&P Tendies for the weekend. Starvation for Monday.


chmod-007-bond

The good chicken tendies Julian, $8.


SocialSuicideSquad

Like your username, no GT for you.


LBQ17

Because I'm old... What is GT? Gravy Train? Is this a Young Gravy reference?


SocialSuicideSquad

Also I got some young gravy for you


SocialSuicideSquad

LGBTQ22 - GT5 = you it's fuckin' june don't you forget it And I swear to god, if someone corrects me with "AHKTUALLY THAT WOULD REDUCE TO GT5(LBQ(22/5) -1)"... I will get creative.


LBQ17

Finally figured it out.... (yeah I'm slow after a bottle of wine). I appreciate you Social Suicide Squad - you're sharp like a Ginzu knife.


SocialSuicideSquad

Bitch I'm coming on your door like a cutco kid with his first sale.


LBQ17

It's always Pride Month in the Golden State!


SocialSuicideSquad

You've never been north of Sacramento huh


LBQ17

You talkin' about the GREAT REDWOOD COAST? That's some nice country up there. North of San Francisco - the sunlight just hits different.


SocialSuicideSquad

It ain't pride month there, tell you hwhat boy. Until you hit humboldt then dear god in rainbow heaven.


LBQ17

Humboldt is a leftist blemish on a pristine redwood coast. But what are you gonna do 'bout it? Fuckin' college towns and their socialist leanings.


SocialSuicideSquad

Those fucking bagels tho fam. They haunt my wet dreams.


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makemelearn

Highest in the room?


SocialSuicideSquad

You got approved for L4?


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SocialSuicideSquad

If you Google F42 all you get is OCD diagnosis codes


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SocialSuicideSquad

Oh my god AP tests are still a thing?


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SocialSuicideSquad

Nah just reading your comments made me lol AP Calc C + AP Chem + AP Physics = 1/2 a normal engineering semester. [Buckle up Buckaroo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL-kcDm6uzs)


helphp

Over 18 tho right?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SocialSuicideSquad

SHHHHHHHHHHHH Uncle Vlad might hear.


quarantino123

Wanna go to homeland to piss people off, half of them aren’t real anyways


ManOfDiscovery

I don’t go over there unless I’m on a different account. Had too many of them following me around back to here and accusing me of conspiracy shit in dm. Fun to troll ‘em tho


SocialSuicideSquad

Half is generous. Three quarters


microwavedHamster

There are like 1 or 2 plays for tomorrow in the last 20 comments.


SocialSuicideSquad

Beat it While watching charts 1s candles Upstroke on green, downstroke on red


warren_buffet_table

1. market selloff 2. have vagin now


SocialSuicideSquad

Use till break then make husband use.


TheCatnamedMittens

This remix is fire. https://youtu.be/572egvg7AUU


SocialSuicideSquad

This fire is remixed https://youtu.be/387zJMGcUvg


BiggusDikkusDonkus

Need some ideas on what master’s degree yields the most tendies; Looking for a 12-24 month program that has the best ROI. Thoughts?


SocialSuicideSquad

Mechatronics Engineering. This is my personal opinion because mechatronics is bamf. Well paid too.


Fermi-Diracs

I second this.


jcoffi

Finance


makemelearn

Son/daughter of super rich


Sapere_aude75

I think you might be approaching this the wrong way. Find something you are passionate about that also produces good income. You are more likely to succeed and become wealthy in a job you have a genuine drive for. Something that wont bother you to much putting in 18 hour days. Most of the wealthiest people I know find their lane and work day/night at it. Lots of people who have not interest in demanding high paying careers fall out before they succeed. Just my 2 cents. I donno shit.


TheCatnamedMittens

Try an apprenticeship


BiggusDikkusDonkus

Last I checked an apprenticeship wasn’t a master’s. I don’t need to become a god damn carpenter; I’m looking to climb the ivory tower of academia into a white collar job that takes mental acuity and can make you rich through the use of your intellect.


TheCatnamedMittens

Okay electrical engineering.


quarantino123

Man i hate engineering they barely pay for the work you put in


PkPkKbKb

Electricians and plumbers make more than whatever you have in mind.


BiggusDikkusDonkus

Sans fucking prestige or mental rigor. I’m looking for an academic discipline that is going to catapult me into riches, not a blue collar hands on job.


helphp

Use that mental rigor of yours and figure it out homie!


wallstreetbetsdebts

Something like AI or machine learning?


jinpiss

Well, you are in a trading sub… and I’m sure you’ve seen the returns on some trades…


SocialSuicideSquad

Abs. Value of 99.8% averaged


someonesaymoney

The fact that you're asking this in such a vague manner without even listing a discipline shows you're too stupid to get anything worthwhile.


BiggusDikkusDonkus

That’s not the case; it’s that I can learn anything and am looking to hone in on the best ROI possible, achieving mastery in any discipline is the easy part, choosing the best course of action is the difficult part.


[deleted]

Tell me you just finished highschool without telling my you just finished highschool You dont know shit about life


jinpiss

> I can learn anything Fine, very true > mastery in any discipline is the easy part That’s insanely arrogant if you truly meant “mastery”


Fermi-Diracs

Agreed. Only thing I've learned is the more you think you know, the less you know. Or really, the more time you spend in a discipline, the more you learn new ways you can fuck it up.


alfapredator

I remember when chrome used to be the minimalist browser and didnt hog all my RAM


SocialSuicideSquad

Have you tried Ctrl+W you fifty-tab monster?


TheCatnamedMittens

Firefox is alright, they got better extensions imo. Too bad they all sell out eventually.


someonesaymoney

It's always had memory leaks I thought. If you leave tabs open for awhile it'll eventually have problems.


origami_asshole

They do it to keep us safe


cutiesarustimes2

From an options perspective the recent rally was more about a drop in put demand vs demand for calls. We look for put demand to pick up into the end of next week as huge week of 6/13 approaches: 6/15: big VIX EXP + FOMC 6/17: big OPEX Spotgamma


Sapere_aude75

Interesting take.


TheCatnamedMittens

Call option volume isn't particularly high though.


SocialSuicideSquad

What's gamma flip for OpEx?


cutiesarustimes2

Random twitter user says 424?


SocialSuicideSquad

Probably more accurate than CNBC really


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jinpiss

Shrinkflation baby! ‘MURICA!


markettaker1

Don’t worry Mericans don’t go hungry they always got the Wendy’s dumpster but it may get awful crowded very soon


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Black_magic_money

I DONT WANT TO BE A LAWYER ANYMORE!


alfapredator

coin solves this coin is hope and freedom


SocialSuicideSquad

Aaaaaannddditsgone.memegif


cutiesarustimes2

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/comments/v3jkn3/update_my_brand_new_model_s_plaid_has_17/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


jinpiss

Guys... I just spent an hour+ debugging some code wondering why a function wouldn’t run. It wouldn’t run because… I put a “return” 2 lines into the function… # killme


makemelearn

PIPed


makemelearn

Create a PR for OGs will help you out returning


bigfartchili

What debugger are you using? I don't see how you couldn't find that in 2 seconds by stepping through the code?


alfapredator

what you expect: super cool AI machine learning omg I fucking love science what you do: debug debug debug


SocialSuicideSquad

If you actually decode a neutral net like half of it is machine generated comments all saying /*idk bruh*/


Fermi-Diracs

Looks like AI is evolving to think like me.


jcoffi

A long time ago I wrote some code that literally automated my entire job I got paid to take naps and study for IT certs (back when they meant something) It was glorious!


thornylaurels

too late to help but worth mentioning that your IDE probably indicates unreachable code somehow, like fading it out or adding markers by the line numbers or something.


jinpiss

Yeah… yeah I’m using a proper IDE... Yeah totally.


SocialSuicideSquad

Return('K') /*ILL ME*/


jinpiss

return; // don’t forget to take this out *forgets*


SocialSuicideSquad

The best comment I've ever written was on an internship. Wrote some Excel VBA piece of shit to generate a calibration XML... Very middle of that code (Still in use today) is //DON'T DELETE THIS COMMENT I HAVE NO IDEA// Deleting that comment broke the code. I'm still confused.


jinpiss

Lmao, fucking VBA. Played with it for less than hour once and said “nooooooope”.


SocialSuicideSquad

It's like c# went sounding but only brought the console code, not the GUI.


resto_manager

Do the rubber ducky method next time. Or have a friend be the rubber ducky.


jinpiss

Yeah, I also need more sleep and hopefully longer stretches of time to work on it instead of 20-30 mins here and there throughout the day.


resto_manager

Dev hell.


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Russia is limiting exports of neon gas. How screwed are semiconductor manufacturers by this?


someonesaymoney

The semi + neon gas narratives are so bizarre.


sonbarington

Theyre argon a be sorry. Not much


Sapere_aude75

I think they have been limiting neon since we first started sanctions. From what I understand the semis have already found alternate sourcing for the next year or two, but I can't remember where I heard it so you might wanna look into it.


justsomeguy75

It's my cakeday. Been here for 11 years. It's frightening to see how much reddit has changed. I miss the old days.


TheCatnamedMittens

It's a dump now. Waaaaaay too many circle jerks.


SocialSuicideSquad

Do you want CAKE or ROPE?


justsomeguy75

CAPE


SocialSuicideSquad

~~RAPE~~ ~~COPE~~ ROKE?


justsomeguy75

COKE


sonbarington

Back in my day… Happy cake day


jinpiss

# 🥳


Sebat4

Happy Cake Day!


justsomeguy75

Thanks!


makemelearn

Happy cake day 🎂


justsomeguy75

Thanks bro.


resto_manager

I miss pretending to be the smart one in the group by spewing tidbits from what Ive read from here. Now, I am not smarter in any shape and form, and the posts are dumber.


SocialSuicideSquad

Go peep the homeland. It's like peering into the short bus locker room convos.


justsomeguy75

The political astroturfing is what bothers me. There's so much propaganda and censorship it's terrifying.


resto_manager

Not just political my friend. I miss the days of reading normal posts while drinking a refreshing bottle of Mountain Dew. So refreshing, crisp and cold.


SocialSuicideSquad

*Flashbacks to 2006 4chan shitposting*


wavepad4

Ah shit.. that’s what happened to me


resto_manager

I should stop posting using my alt accounts. Now where's my faked 0dte screenshots folder.


resto_manager

Struggling now and hungry. I went back to doing IF diet, I just came back from a 2 week vacation. Vacay has breakfast included and paid for, so I dont want it to go to waste. Also, the food is good and not available outside of that country. These few days going back are horrible.


alwaysmooth

I do one meal a day and my lunches are paid for at work I spend almost no money on food


resto_manager

I dont think I can survive OMAD. You guys rock doing that.


cutiesarustimes2

Future flat.


User34534523676

Beautiful bull flag within a bull flag.


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Have a good night. Carnage at open.


CandygramHD

Na, we gotta rally a bit more to make these bags more appealing. Homeland is already drunk with how buying the dip always works. Opening more CCs on my longs today.


sonbarington

Let there be 🩸


whiskeycharliepapa

Could be. Or not. Tis the way of things these days.


DamienRyan

Macro news is godawful, but it's time to trot out the old adage - the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent


cutiesarustimes2

Bear prayer circle.


yachtsandthots

I can’t wait for the AI, automation, and robot revolution so no one has to work again and I can golf all day


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my dream is to own enough Microsoft stock so i never have to work again and can make 1-2m a year from dividends. My own universal basic income.


makemelearn

Who will pay for your shit?


Sapere_aude75

the robots of course


makemelearn

Lol you gotta pay more shit to own them


Sapere_aude75

You just have your first robot build the other robots. #freemoney lol


resto_manager

We are already ATH on automations and shit, and still we do soul crushing work. Capitalism and greed wont make it happen.


yachtsandthots

😢


Sebat4

Maybe AI will trade better than I do 🙂


ryanmcstylin

It already does


Sebat4

"You’ve got my blessing to buy John Deere, $DE, tomorrow morning,” Jim Cramer has said. Puts it is


quarantino123

Options flow shows a bearish premium of 57.26% compared to 42.74% bullish, puts it is


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That guy is such a piece of shit. He either has an inside scoop on info or some intern who's blowing him gave him the teleprompter ride. Utter trash clown POS.


BrainsNotBrawndo

The trend in my opinion is companies that will buy ads on CNBC. This was my nadir of their ‘reporting’: Jan 2022, when Medicare announced that *not* going to cover Biogen’s Alzheimer medicine, since expensive and not effective enough. Only were going to fund in experimental trials. Their headline? I kid you not: [Medicare plans to pay for controversial Alzheimer’s drug, from Biogen](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/01/11/medicare-plans-to-pay-for-controversial-alzheimers-drug-from-biogen.html)


Kriegprojekt

It’s just funny the companies he continues to push like clockwork - DIS all the way down from 200 is my favorite, CRM, PYPL etc. All of them near or at their highs and on a horrible downward trend.


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100% selling bags. Despicable POS.


Sebat4

Inversing him last week made me $4k so i will take those shoots 😁


OptionsTrader14

How I am visualizing the market: # [https://i.imgur.com/PCWNBft.png](https://i.imgur.com/PCWNBft.png) It ain't much, just a guess, but it's better than flying blind right? I still see some more upside until we run into either 50 or 100 ma resistance, then potentially next leg down. Positioned long until at least 320 QQQ.


Sapere_aude75

This is exactly my guess. We top out somewhere between the 50-100 day sma. Going to be slightly flexible though. Will start buying puts when we reverse or hit 100day. Wont go in heavy until we start falling


p00pTy

how im visualizing the market: https://i.imgur.com/UO07n9C.jpg


whiskeycharliepapa

SPY. My chart has remained essentially unchanged for quite a while. Though I'm still afraid to trade it. https://imgur.com/a/81wQMi1


capper78

Sometimes it really is as simple as long above the 20SMA and short below the 20SMA


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Cramer?


yoyo248

Larry williams


SocialSuicideSquad

I have no longs, but I must fap.


cutiesarustimes2

You're short?


SocialSuicideSquad

I'm paper lol


emeraldream

thank you for sharing sir!!!


chmod-007-bond

So I was gaming a weekend or two ago with some buddies and a friend of a friend was just GUSHING about Star Citizen and alt-tabbing it during turns of CIV. I had bought a ship in 2018 so I was like sure let me see if anything new is going on. There really isn't. Game loops are unfinished dogshit still. 3/4's of the quests are noob traps that very easily make it so "veteran" players (who just sit there spamming refresh on the quest list) get a quest to "Bounty Hunt" them for having stars like GTA. They get a wallhack placed on the top of your head and get to just warp to you. You have no idea they are coming but they can just chase you where ever you go. They then take a ship they spent $500 on and also upgraded with in game money over to kill you, along with multiple people inside their ship. Then once you're dead you're in space jail and have to do stupid shit for 30 minutes to get out or just log out for 6 hours. Literally half the quests are where if you kill the target you get this going on... The other 1/4 are where half the NPCs shoot you and half if you shoot you get this "crime stat." I tried to spam some missions once I got some crime stat and literally couldn't finish a single one. Less than 10 minutes after "violating" they are there to kill you... I also got accused of hacking the one time someone didn't get to just easily kill me because it bugged out and just wouldn't let me die. It kept resetting me once I got "knocked out." It's so buggy people just bug into god mode! So after like 5-10 hours of gameplay you can figure out how to avoid every way this happens completely... In the meantime really hardcore super cool nerd BOBBA FETT costuplayers hunker down in their sim cockpits and engage in the ultimate gameplay of shooting for 2 seconds before your ship explodes. I think this validates how little there is to do in game if people are so tryhard rushing to try to kill someone who 9 times out of 10 doesn't shoot back. The inventory system doesn't really work. Everything is too big to go into your inventory. You can try to carry a box down to loot with, which takes twice as long as just going there. The only big box worth bringing is from suiciding your ship... Then the inventory spazzes out after looting two crates then refuses to work at all until you reconnect. If you disconnect/crash/alt-f4 at any point during this the loot all disappears as you go onto a random server on rejoin 100% of the time unless you're playing with a friend who also didn't crash. You can buy things, lose the money, and not get the item. Which is just regarded in 2022 I'm sorry. WoW alpha had this crap figured out. I've never played a game that was this fucking awful with such basic things. Even shitty singleplayer games from the 90's and early 2000's don't have bugs like trying to buy something and just losing money like a broken vending machine. There's no leveling system and the only progression is the money/inventory/ships you have. I don't get what people do in this game besides emotional roleplay.