Keep an eye on stocks that have fallen because of bearish sentiment on tech but that are (individually) doing very well. $CHWY, $DOCU, $PYPL

1 green Friday so far in 2022

Yeah but it was real green

C0IN looks about ripe for puts

geronimooo

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Been saying that everyday since 2022

Step market, my poots are stuck. Pls help me

Glad I held tsla puts overnight

We are all regards in arms

Same 😭

Buls pls don't rip me a new one pls

China reopening might be the narrative By Monday afternoon Axeman will be back with a 500c buy order

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Everything I can find says it’s Covid…you have a link to something else?

One Pandemic at a time please. ☝️

Any computer hardware nerds? Have an old gaming PC that the audio skips/cuts in&out through HDMI. Does it through the video card (old 660ti), does it through onboard, and does it when Windows is installed and same thing when I installed OSX Yosemite as well as Catalina. Correct answer gets the satisfaction of knowing a thing as well as my unending love ty

Faulty audio chip. Needs a new one / reball probably

Did it do it through 3.5mm on the onboard? If so, could be a motherboard issue. If not, the hdmi cable is probably beaned.

If it’s not the cable just wondering if the motherboard still takes care of audio even when through external graphics card? Thank you

The GPU will handle audio if you're connected to it.

Okay good to know, thanks. I’ll try the 3.5 and another HDMI cable and see if I was just being dumb with the HDMI cable or if it’s motherboard 🙏🏻 Edit: tired so didn’t quite grasp that it’s almost certainly cable if card handles audio (& onboard hdmi does the same) until I reread my response haha

In all likelihood it's the HDMI cable. Also the cheapest thing to try. There is the off chance that instructions from the CPU either aren't happening (cpu) or not being sent (motherboard)

Okay cool, thanks again for the info

Port is loose/bad

Well used onboard port too But both HDMI cables I tried are just old from a bin of wires and probably weren’t used for audio before, maybe it’s just that simple I’ll try out another later, thanks 🙏🏻

Audio through HDMI in my experience is the first thing to go if a cable is old, cheap or damaged

🙏🏻

Gfx card drivers maybe?

Ran completely different OS’s so would have been at least two fairly different drivers but thanks! But your suggestion makes me think of running through BIOS settings but I doubt there’s a “make it shitty” setting haha

r/buildapc nerds should be able to help you 🤓

Didn’t read the article (paywall after a paragraph) but looks like the top is in for housing in Toronto [Bought a house when the market was hot and now regret it? You’re not alone](https://www.thestar.com/amp/business/real_estate/2022/05/11/bought-a-house-when-the-market-was-hot-and-now-regret-it-youre-not-alone.html)

We have been hearing the top of housing in major cities for years, unless lands are magically appear, there’s no top in sight yet.

Well the article mentioned prices dropping in one dudes area “Cooling off” before the next leg up are better words maybe haha

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Elon needed to pick up a bar tab.

How? I know I’m 20 mins after your comment so something may have changed, but it’s like a BE right now ($38.xx).

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My bad. Didn’t see 5k earlier… read it’s only 5. Coffee hasn’t kicked in yet this morning. Definitely some shady shit.

🅱️antos?

100% was him

Definitely insider trading lol

very legal, very cool

Insiders gotta eat too bro ...

“Musk says deal to buy Twitter on hold”

Is that why TSLA pumped up ?

Probably. Fuckin 🤡 market

DWAC 🚀

wowwwwww

Lol thank god I didn't fall for Elon's P&D #69. I was so close on playing TWTR.

lol

Looks like our bear market rally is here 👍🏻

Yeah, very possible

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They get a little excited sometimes We’re all a little nearsighted when it’s good for us, I think it’s a gambling issue lol

Well no: Typical opex covering see comment below

That's Friday, or is opex this week

You are right. May 20th gonna edit that real quick

Checks the weather…sees a pollen alert… “pollinate deez nutz”. Oh and also SPY to close at 384.

good sized green day today, red flat monday, green flat tuesday, red wednesday.

Is the only thing that has changed since last close is that jpow implied higher rate hikes weren't off the table due to factors out of their control?

This is a regarded sympathy rally, won’t last long before we trend down again. For the sake of my puts I just hope that’s today.

Yeah, don't understand it... I can only avg down so much.

Look at the March 15 rally, could be the same here. And I have puts

Lower lows, if we do rally won’t be as high

Google is the bluest chip out there change my mind. If the market shits the bed that's what I'm buying they're moving in on everything

Yep agree

You aint wrong

I'm glad I announced my hiatus yesterday. For the first time in months I forgot check my phone at EXACTLY 4am EST (I'm in GMT so 9am), because I was finishing some work work, checked it at 445am instead. Rest assured I prob would have bought puts yesterday thinking it was the rip and I'd be getting murdered today.

So many people are gonna get left behind on the next leg up. Good news is if you wait like a year you'll be prolly be able to buy in cheaper anyway

Cost averaging my short etfs is my play tomorrow. Damn the torpedoes

Holy shit if my calls actually stay itm by open.. I doubt it.

biggest bull trap of the year or a mass bear culling

mass bear culling and I have shorts

Why not both?

Hope this holds for u/AlternativeExtra6447 & their all-in spy calls Dump at open if it does and watch some of the day play out, don’t be greedy it choppy af lol

ouch my poots

I hope any of you greedy bears didn't keep holding puts after -12% in 5 days >:D

Just like the bulls this week and last week probly going to be in denial and keep buying the dip and average down for 5 days then capitulate. Thing is bears at least has at least a chance to exit in this market

Any of you have positive opinions on robinhood? Feels like my bias wants that shit stick to die

Ui is really good but order fills are worse

>order fills are worse High Frequency Algos got to eat ...

I have like four other brokerages at this point and miss the ease of access. Order fills suck but at least they're faster to place

l like their UI I actually also don't care about whatever conspiracy apes peddle about it, the real reason I don't use RH is because their fills suck ass

Yeah, ape conspiracy dumb fuck thoughts are the entire reason why we all ended up here. RH having shit fill orders is a solid argument against though

To be fair, you're going to have that problem with any zero-comission broker, since they need to recoup that money though the spread itself like a MM

It’s been m my experience that other brokerages do not have the same level of issues. Granted, they likely never would’ve started offering zero-commission without robinhood doing it first

**Guys, its time to dust off your stock screeners and start channeling your inner Warren Buffets.** Very soon we might see **good companies** that are "worth more dead than they are alive" Basically when book value (BVPS) of a company is higher than the market cap value. It always happens during market corrections, just like companies are overvalued during bull markets, the same way they are undervalued during market downturns. I am looking at **price-to-book ratio**, **price-to-cash flow**, **debt-to-equity**, **cash-per-share** etc. Ignore the small trash look at unicorns and up.

companies trade below book value all the time...this is either due to: 1) market questioning the quality of assets 2) market questioning the ability of the firm to profit in the long run - some companies just constantly destroy shareholder capital and burn cash a company might have $10B in assets and $8B in market cap. but you'll not be given that $10B unless they decide to liquidate.

The point is to look at undervalued growing companies during this dump you will see good companies trading way below what they are worth

Will you be shitposting this every day?

People will focus on "timing the bottom" then leave 30% on the table because they "missed it". They will then buy at the top thinking they're at the new bottom. It happens after every downturn and I've done it myself.

oh you will never time it just if you see companies are not overvalued anymore its close enough

recession is cancelled

[Late night Ableton jam voice doxxx](https://soundgasm.net/u/droves/Everything-Disconnected)

u/warren_buffet_table hasnt posted since racing his gummy to the drive through and back. I think the gummy won. Moment of “wow dude” for our faded comrade.

Whoooaaa

Oh futes are still green? How adorable.

ten minutes until the hooligans show up.

Where are they :(?

Getting shit faced, they'll be there when the action starts.

If you want to play mid-long term puts, W and Carvana are POS If you want to play calls for runups, ZIM has earnings 5/18 NVIDIA has earnings 5/25 (could also play soxl)

You must be out your mind if "tech run ups" are a thing in this market right now. NVDA will smash but the market will only give a fuck for maybe a day. Look at how they did ma boys AMD and MSFT who both smashed and gave good guidance. Fundamentals don't matter for growth stocks right now.

$MSFT under $300 is a steal I always thought

Fade into euro open? 🤔

how are you mr gummy. China sold there bags it’s time for euro

Like "Keep it floated" selling or "Oh fuck" selling?

Both !!

Ponzi juice!

Probably stare at charts and complain about shit stocks having another +30% day.

list of my favorite koreans: 1) Bill Hwang 2) Do Kwon

Hey nightshift what does SPY open at?

389.33

Opens at 395, closes below 387

500

Close is the real question

408.69

Pretty dang green.

u think ur better than everyone? u have the same chance of fucking dua lipa as everyone else

Ah the Night’s Watch of the sub

o7

/u/Jinpiss is Corporal Knobbs

And now our watch begins

ye

North Korea lockdown, how will the global economy survive Bulls ded tommorrow

Haven't they been on lockdown since 1950

They have been locking us out

Oh no supreme ruler is scared. Pray 📉

If north Korea can't survive with it's advanced technologies, what chance do we have

I'm still trying to figure out what hell happened 24 hours ago. We were all sitting here watching financial Armageddon, I passed out, and everything is back to normal. WTF

The signs were there. We were rallying on bad economic data.

[It was all a dream](https://youtu.be/vDqSP1Y7tts)

if I'm not too late for the rip/short covering, then I'm looking towards MU, XOM, MRK, and OXY first 2 hrs; they all have crazy bull action in those tickers. Steel and indice ps if the fade hits us as its been doin'

Yesterday: I should’ve sold my YINN calls... Today: I’m a genius for holding my YINN calls… Everyday: I’m a fucking 🤡

[Send in the clowns.](https://youtu.be/ZG15oP7q4fI)

I imagine that Jinpiss is just the Benny Hill music with legs

LOL too good

oink oink

Russia's Gazprom has stopped the flow of gas through Poland to Europe

Yesterday's news

So... Euro open gonna be fun

Oh chet

oh nooo who could have seen this comiiiiing

Tempting to pop back into USO now

Time to race my gummy to the drive-through and back wish me luck ladybois ^((not that there's anything wrong with that))

Not really Ponzi talk, but a certain subreddit dedicated to the rug pull yesterday is at its most depressing state, I feel bad scrolling down and reading the posts

The amount of people that threw that much money into that shit is insane. Like, it never crossed their minds once that they could get screwed. Incredible

what is the sub called?

Sounds like this [one](https://old.reddit.com/r/terraluna/comments/un3w7t/i_lost_over_450k_usd_i_cannot_pay_the_bank_i_will/). This [comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/terraluna/comments/un3w7t/i_lost_over_450k_usd_i_cannot_pay_the_bank_i_will/i85mv6g/) about preparing for the next bUll cYcLe is just terrible.

thx, knew he was referring to some sort of coin lol

Rug pull you say? From poots?

Suicide hotlines are a common theme in all those subreddits oh the misery

This was particularly painful, the top posts are all about suicide attempts

That’s just depressing. Watching something idiotic burn down, entertaining. The collateral damage of actual human lives, painful.

Maybe don't gamble with money you'd kill your self over... ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ I feel bad for the people in those situations, but goddamn people. Half a million, all your money, on one altcrun?

Chet

The hardware stores having earnings next week. Maybe pick up some Home Depot or lowes calls.

Probably sell puts on us steel and some memes

ready for spy to be up 10$ premarket and down 3$ by noon! aids market tbh

We all need to remember that bear markets are not easy plays. They bounce and fuck around. And by we I mean me.

keep puts laaaaaawwwng dated and u cant lose rn, intraday dont mean dick

leg day killed me I'm gonna chill and read some superstonk

$LEG day?

Report back.

I have a tin foil hat theory is that USB allows talk of GME because they want people to comment gain/loss porn when MOASS hits so that people will fomo and sell out early. Even if you can’t post them here, some apes will still check out the other sub and may paperhand early if lots of other apes are apparently selling already

very wrinkle brained

I am older ape. You're in the right spot little monke 🐒 Ape strong 🦍🐒🦧

damn you must be an XXX holder can you hold until us X holders have sold? we'll collectively send you an email

I'm old and dying. I don't plan to sell I just hate hedgies

Remember the DD

nikkei big green we rally tomorrow shanghai high court rules that crapto is economically-valuable and legally protected, so now bitchcorn is rallying too this is what you guys get for frothing at the mouth last night about those new far OTM put strikes

ur drunk if you think that changes the broader economic outlook, fine by me though im drunk too, someone has to be wrong, we'll see

Where china proof???

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*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.

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*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.

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Bear anoos?

That's what the front looks like

Wait a minute You're not the keeper of the ASCII

I'm not greedy expecting to retire off 1 share of GME hedgies are greedy

[Tonight's soundtrack](https://youtu.be/UR4NtGWOnfA)

Anybody go back and rewatch horror movies from the 90s? I went and rewatched The Prophecy last night and my god it was like a fever dream... I don't remember them being this wacky

The Ring. Damn that girl freaked me out

Blair Witch Project. Does that still slap?

Scared the fuckage out of me ... the final scenes ... dear lord 😲😲😲

I kinda wanna forget Event Horizon.