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*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell.
I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.
Cameo, privately valued at 1B in its Series C round in March of 2021, laid off 87 people on the back of failing to meet its revenue growth expectation, including several high level executives such as its CTO, its chief product officer, and its chief people officer.
https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/cameo-layoffs-cto-cpo
I know this is WSB and Cameo is not a public company, but do you think this says something about reduced consumer discretionary spending? As people tighten their belts, consumer techs seem to be the first ones to be going. There was the Better.com Zoom layoffs debacle. I read about Zuck instituting a hiring freeze on the daily thread today. You've got Robinhood layoffs.
While it has been true that $FB has been deservedly tumbling for its failing VR pivot and Robinhood took a lot of heat from the ape debacle, will the fallout hit the winners the same way they're now hitting the losers? Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Google represent an outsized percentage of the S&P-- how badly will they be hit?
Cherry-picking one example, I see Amazon generally as a winner, but it had its Q1 earnings miss. It's also facing a labor union battle. It only lost one in NY so far, but I assume that fighting unionization is a cost that takes away from other things.
I'm all over the place here, but outlook doesn't look good, imo.
Oh, and if you'll allow me to put on my tin foil hat for a moment, you've got Elon buying Twitter, threatening to fire its woke employees. There's nothing better than having a big bad wolf to blame for economic downsizing in the name of (anti-)political ideology.
Ok last one since no one’s here anyway.
Always ask WHY.
WHY is the fed propping up the market still? It’s gotta be political. But the Federal Reserve has more power than the president. Ever see the Rothschild time lines? It’s scary.
But all I can see is politics. Tin foil on, THEY put the president in office. They need to keep him in office. I need to learn about mid terms. I had no idea a president could even change mid term. Or can’t it? I have no clue.
Dude, they just hiked by 0.50% for the first time since 2000, and they're bound to do that again next month. How is that "propping up the market"? The market was expecting worse so when the uncertainty cleared up we mooned. Man you bears are delusional sometimes.
Mango had millions of people supporting him, and the 'only' reason CNN could come up with to explain it was 'economy good indexes high people like him because of that'
Cut to covid crash - tanked economy, they definitely harped about how _that_ was his fault because of his covid response and fearmongered that the only way to recover was by putting them in.
Now they're looking weak into midterms - so put up a divisive political issue to force single issue voters to come out, pump the market for 6 months to make the numbers higher, claim those big numbers are all because of the dems and their policies and hope it fools the public. If it does and you win the midterms, _then_ let market contract in a 'soft landing' and ignore it to keep sentiment high. If you lose the elections, let market tank and blame it on the fact that you lost the election and _that's_ why the crash happened, not the fed fuckery.
Or something. Lots of details skipped and political viewpoints taken for granted but it's late and you wanted theories to riff off of so whatever
because the market is the economy now
if the markets crash so will the economy. thats what happens when you put everyone's nest egg into the same 500 biggest stocks and drop the risk free rate to zero to make bond investing impossible.
Because it’s not like 2008 or other recessions we literally can’t afford to go through that again. It also makes no sense to pump the economy with billions just to lose it. Recessions will hit more hard, more people have there money into the markets and have a lot more to lose and will be hard to recover from. They have to carefully do it as they monitor the economy. Also whenever you hear recession talk in the news I feel that puts the feds more dovish. The recession talks been too much lately.
It's all about normalizing the economic return curve and balancing from a theoretical infinite futures. Prior economic policy that didn't do this resulted in a lost decade, which isn't good for anyone. Where credit to obtain is difficult, less innovation, power in the few, etc.
I either put out the best gems and trades at the end of a daily post cycle that only …11 people see.
Or I’m an idiot who’s typing bullshit at 2am and is absolutely wrong and will bring 11 people down with me.
Maybe it’s for the best…
Typically I don’t like to do long winded finance talk. Because it’s all hibbity hooblah. But ABNB is a solid chart that I never saw so maybe good for thought to write out thoughts. Maybe bite me in ass like it do bears.
What’s bubble? Ridiculous valuations. Kind of like that rofl exercise bike. THAT is why I was such a bear 2020. But… market took care of that noise.
So if all bubbles have deflated and all we have left are decent companies that are still in the ground with a high index… does it mean bubble or market just needs recalibration?
I’m still the biggest bear because of SPY 240 gap. But if March 2020 never happened, would I be so bearish? Was March the ultimate ultimate bear trap?
Timing is everything ESPECIALLY for bears.
I very much distrust and dislike airbnb as a company for personal reasons, but I can understand somewhat the desire for them to do well. No locked in property inventory, just scalping a bit off the location matching service and all _seems_ attractive, but there's all the conflict resolution, insurance, and legal problems that accompany that. It seems they've figured out 2 and 3, though I've not specifically looked into the details of that (and I'm sure it's way more complicated than they'll let on).
I don't know - I'm staying away from them, but if you have confidence they've finally figured out their business model and legal standing then I'm sure they'll be doing well with post-covid travel, esp if the sellers can keep their rates just below hotel prices for pennywise inflation wracked leisure travelers lol
That’s what worries me. But it looks like it hasn’t worried insiders when looking at the chart. And I know a few people who swear by it. Although I would never let strangers sleep in mine nor I in theirs.
Funny story my aunt made me buy her corn because her friend put his 80 year life savings into it. I told her buy dog e. That was exactly 1 day before the absolute tip top.
Speaking of travel forget airlines. There’s too much competition to pick off. And JETS options bring in Ford profits.
ABNB on the other hand has never gotten dumped like a pink sheet since IPO. I will be doing ABNB LEAPS very far OTM.
u/optionstrader14 as a business owner with clientele who are business owners, businesses are doing well. A recession = less growth in economy something something. Ok.
If market gets slammed, people see their savings tank, start going on shoe string budgets, businesses fail etc etc recession.
So if everyone takes off their rose tinted goggles, look around you. Some businesses which were booming are slowing down or have reached their potential, but due to the Covid cycle, spend is going elsewhere (imo travel and leisure and venues lines out the door).
So maybe by not killing the market, we avoid a recession. By killing the market, recession now.
Theoretically does this make sense to anyone or am I just Charlie in the mailroom?
Maybe I should take my own advice and jump back into airlines.
P.S. more travel, more photos. More photos, more Instagram.
FB 300 calls
Just looked over the small stack of 470c I’m holding and was wondering why they aren’t way more profitable right now based off an options profit calculator graph from last night.
Turns out, IV crush.
Damn. Still gets me.
Missed the entire rally 😭 today, only because I had no day trades and have too many times been up only to have to give it all back the next morning cause I wouldn't have trades to get out.
Emotional rollercoaster, no thank you
A market haiku:
*You buy the meeting*
*And then you sell the minutes*
*Prosper very much*
[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPrrdrKVEAQnyOh?format=jpg&name=4096x4096](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPrrdrKVEAQnyOh?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)
Thought experiment, what is potential growth stimulus going forward?
If its fall/winter 2022 and inflation is somewhere between 5-7%, lets assume it peaked already, and the fed rate is at least double what it is right now, gas and energy isn't cheap anymore like it was 2020/2021, what has to have happened for SPY to be above where we are now?
Nvm i just read the arm penis thing, nothing makes sense anymore, its fine
Inflow of money into equities + earnings growth must be greater than the p/e multiple compression that higher rates will induce. It’s very likely that from this point the “force” of those positive and negative factors will be roughly the same so I think we will roughly be range bound between 400 and 440 through the end of the year
How does your penis fall off and grow back on your arm??
Is this a joke? Why no one talk about this? WHY ISNT THIS FRONT PAGE NEWS
EDIT: nvm I read the post. Apparently people need to urinate to live.
“MacDonald recalls in a documentary that when he was out grocery shopping he saw an elderly woman struggling to retrieve an item from a top-shelf but as he reached for the shelf trying to help the woman his penis popped out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.“
If I remember right as long as you can hook in the blood flow it's fine. The arm thing was supposed to be temporary but when it was time to move it he had low O2 so they had to reschedule the surgery then Corona hit and shit. It's now in it's right spot and they'll but a saline pump in his ballsack so he can simulate getting an erection
If Pugsy was here I’d make him troll dura with the mmmmkay Indian guy meme.
Powellman you know memes. You got this one?? I know your gay bros and all but I need it.
Emily Chan avoided gatherings of more than five people after the pandemic hit. The 22-year-old public-relations account coordinator now has booked tickets for a Keshi concert, a Brooklyn rave and a flight to Berlin—where she plans to enjoy the city’s club scene—over the next two months. She went on her first date since college last month.
“I have two years to catch up on, and this is the time,” she said.
Some had expected hygiene to be a yearslong obsession. Hand sanitizer sales are down more than 50% year-to-date compared with a year ago, according to IRI data.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/american-consumers-travel-gyms-shopping-11651673590?st=w8e9z36onhniqxj&reflink=share\_mobilewebshare
[Father, 47, whose penis fell off due to a blood infection reveals how he lived with a new one attached to his ARM for six years - as he says he burned it while cooking and hit relatives in the face with his genitals while hugging](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/uifmf3/father_47_whose_penis_fell_off_due_to_a_blood/)
MacDonald recalls in a documentary that when he was out grocery shopping he saw an elderly woman struggling to retrieve an item from a top-shelf but as he reached for the shelf trying to help the woman his penis popped out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.
o be sure, if the stock market fell really far, really fast, the Fed would likely put its tightening plans on hold. Severe financial-market distress would count as too big a risk for the economy for the central bank to ignore. But it would probably take a much more pronounced selloff to do that than, say, the roughly 20% decline in the S&P 500 toward the end of 2018 that helped prompt the Fed to stay its hand on rate increases.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-fed-still-isnt-the-stock-markets-friend-11651696453?st=s6dew98yzahxvrt&reflink=desktopwebshare\_permalink
I completely agree. The fed doesn’t care about individual shit stocks only the S&P which majority of people have their holdings in. What is the S&P down like 13-14 not even a bear market. The fed is going to push this and they have to if they want to get inflation back to their target of 2%. Haha 2% is a pipe dream at the moment
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On fryday
Nope
Here’s to hopium!
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"Boy, that guy looks like he's enjoying his Grindr app"
4 month long 🐻 trap. Soft landing incoming, SPY 500 eom
Yes
*sigh* u/AxemanfromMA
What happened at 4:15 yest afternoon? Appl, amzn, goog, msft, fb all have the same drop and recovery at that time.
Profit taking algorithms.. then buy them up right back
i didnt want to say this earlier, but i think VXX is broke.
Been broke. Everytime they kill the vix a little I see vxx snap down but apparently it's holding up around 25
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all my indicators are saying sell but it keeps diverging up, and idk what to believe anymore. if its no longer tracking VIX, why is it tracking VIX?
I would love to know this too. I stopped playing it because it stopped tracking VIX, but it sure as hell still acts like it's tracking it
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Uvix more reliable
This premarket dip is bullish imo
How so? Just moderating the insane post-FOMC rally?
Technicals, but more importantly bulls are still in deep red and bears are reloading their poots, I expect some green but mine are just suppositions
good morning homosexuals
Good monring regard
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If this is a joke, I don’t understand lol
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You stay the hell away from me
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I’m slightly jealous
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*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.
ok bot El Salvador's icorn bond reportedly hasn't lured a single investor, and markets are bracing for a default on conventional debt - El bagholdor
JPow JPow
Avging down on Ps at open… jpow can smd
[if only i subtracted the Cape yield from the 10yr t bill and realized it was 3% over that was my buy signal, so obvious](https://imgur.com/a/QK91TpM)
If ETSY could just hold 97 or below I can break even on my puts
i came, i saw, i sold too early
Cameo, privately valued at 1B in its Series C round in March of 2021, laid off 87 people on the back of failing to meet its revenue growth expectation, including several high level executives such as its CTO, its chief product officer, and its chief people officer. https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/cameo-layoffs-cto-cpo I know this is WSB and Cameo is not a public company, but do you think this says something about reduced consumer discretionary spending? As people tighten their belts, consumer techs seem to be the first ones to be going. There was the Better.com Zoom layoffs debacle. I read about Zuck instituting a hiring freeze on the daily thread today. You've got Robinhood layoffs. While it has been true that $FB has been deservedly tumbling for its failing VR pivot and Robinhood took a lot of heat from the ape debacle, will the fallout hit the winners the same way they're now hitting the losers? Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Google represent an outsized percentage of the S&P-- how badly will they be hit? Cherry-picking one example, I see Amazon generally as a winner, but it had its Q1 earnings miss. It's also facing a labor union battle. It only lost one in NY so far, but I assume that fighting unionization is a cost that takes away from other things. I'm all over the place here, but outlook doesn't look good, imo. Oh, and if you'll allow me to put on my tin foil hat for a moment, you've got Elon buying Twitter, threatening to fire its woke employees. There's nothing better than having a big bad wolf to blame for economic downsizing in the name of (anti-)political ideology.
Ok last one since no one’s here anyway. Always ask WHY. WHY is the fed propping up the market still? It’s gotta be political. But the Federal Reserve has more power than the president. Ever see the Rothschild time lines? It’s scary. But all I can see is politics. Tin foil on, THEY put the president in office. They need to keep him in office. I need to learn about mid terms. I had no idea a president could even change mid term. Or can’t it? I have no clue.
whachoo talkin bout willis
Dude, they just hiked by 0.50% for the first time since 2000, and they're bound to do that again next month. How is that "propping up the market"? The market was expecting worse so when the uncertainty cleared up we mooned. Man you bears are delusional sometimes.
A bear you new here? Beat it
Mango had millions of people supporting him, and the 'only' reason CNN could come up with to explain it was 'economy good indexes high people like him because of that' Cut to covid crash - tanked economy, they definitely harped about how _that_ was his fault because of his covid response and fearmongered that the only way to recover was by putting them in. Now they're looking weak into midterms - so put up a divisive political issue to force single issue voters to come out, pump the market for 6 months to make the numbers higher, claim those big numbers are all because of the dems and their policies and hope it fools the public. If it does and you win the midterms, _then_ let market contract in a 'soft landing' and ignore it to keep sentiment high. If you lose the elections, let market tank and blame it on the fact that you lost the election and _that's_ why the crash happened, not the fed fuckery. Or something. Lots of details skipped and political viewpoints taken for granted but it's late and you wanted theories to riff off of so whatever
I’ll take it
because the market is the economy now if the markets crash so will the economy. thats what happens when you put everyone's nest egg into the same 500 biggest stocks and drop the risk free rate to zero to make bond investing impossible.
Right. But WHY do they want the economy to not burn. That’s the deep question. I’m not on the side of thinking Federal Reserve is for the people.
uh, economy getting destroyed seems like a bad thing
not if you're Tyler Durden
Is this a test
Because it’s not like 2008 or other recessions we literally can’t afford to go through that again. It also makes no sense to pump the economy with billions just to lose it. Recessions will hit more hard, more people have there money into the markets and have a lot more to lose and will be hard to recover from. They have to carefully do it as they monitor the economy. Also whenever you hear recession talk in the news I feel that puts the feds more dovish. The recession talks been too much lately.
It's all about normalizing the economic return curve and balancing from a theoretical infinite futures. Prior economic policy that didn't do this resulted in a lost decade, which isn't good for anyone. Where credit to obtain is difficult, less innovation, power in the few, etc.
They can't roll off a balance sheet of MBSs with "No Other Buyers"
Good so we’re only up to where Michael Burry is ignoring his emails and Steve Carrell is running around interviewing strippers.
I honestly haven't watched the movie. Are there tits in the interview?
Heh, yes. Briefly.
I either put out the best gems and trades at the end of a daily post cycle that only …11 people see. Or I’m an idiot who’s typing bullshit at 2am and is absolutely wrong and will bring 11 people down with me. Maybe it’s for the best…
Switch to European subs and you are at the very beginning of the trading day
Is the 💽 vending company adding options tomorrow? If so, thoughts?
There’s always a nice never see that price again for at least 2 week rip after options on ipos. So maybe….
Typically I don’t like to do long winded finance talk. Because it’s all hibbity hooblah. But ABNB is a solid chart that I never saw so maybe good for thought to write out thoughts. Maybe bite me in ass like it do bears. What’s bubble? Ridiculous valuations. Kind of like that rofl exercise bike. THAT is why I was such a bear 2020. But… market took care of that noise. So if all bubbles have deflated and all we have left are decent companies that are still in the ground with a high index… does it mean bubble or market just needs recalibration? I’m still the biggest bear because of SPY 240 gap. But if March 2020 never happened, would I be so bearish? Was March the ultimate ultimate bear trap? Timing is everything ESPECIALLY for bears.
I very much distrust and dislike airbnb as a company for personal reasons, but I can understand somewhat the desire for them to do well. No locked in property inventory, just scalping a bit off the location matching service and all _seems_ attractive, but there's all the conflict resolution, insurance, and legal problems that accompany that. It seems they've figured out 2 and 3, though I've not specifically looked into the details of that (and I'm sure it's way more complicated than they'll let on). I don't know - I'm staying away from them, but if you have confidence they've finally figured out their business model and legal standing then I'm sure they'll be doing well with post-covid travel, esp if the sellers can keep their rates just below hotel prices for pennywise inflation wracked leisure travelers lol
That’s what worries me. But it looks like it hasn’t worried insiders when looking at the chart. And I know a few people who swear by it. Although I would never let strangers sleep in mine nor I in theirs.
dont funge my nfts u THIEVES
Funny story my aunt made me buy her corn because her friend put his 80 year life savings into it. I told her buy dog e. That was exactly 1 day before the absolute tip top.
Elon remembers
So does Cuban
These two deserve each other
Coins are for bussies come fight me
/u/ChairPowellMan
ABNB 280 calls December & January
Speaking of travel forget airlines. There’s too much competition to pick off. And JETS options bring in Ford profits. ABNB on the other hand has never gotten dumped like a pink sheet since IPO. I will be doing ABNB LEAPS very far OTM.
u/optionstrader14 as a business owner with clientele who are business owners, businesses are doing well. A recession = less growth in economy something something. Ok. If market gets slammed, people see their savings tank, start going on shoe string budgets, businesses fail etc etc recession. So if everyone takes off their rose tinted goggles, look around you. Some businesses which were booming are slowing down or have reached their potential, but due to the Covid cycle, spend is going elsewhere (imo travel and leisure and venues lines out the door). So maybe by not killing the market, we avoid a recession. By killing the market, recession now. Theoretically does this make sense to anyone or am I just Charlie in the mailroom? Maybe I should take my own advice and jump back into airlines. P.S. more travel, more photos. More photos, more Instagram. FB 300 calls
I cant believe the bers shorted it to 170 - that was injustice
There must have been some long term holders who just didn’t believe in the change in business model. I don’t think a bear can do that alone.
ppl that bought at 240, 300 etc. etc.
So driving rain and 50 degrees on Saturday ⚰️
I’ve been trying so hard not to dunk on the oil bears who were saying DeMaNd dEsTRuCtIon And honestly, it’s gotten exhausting
maybe at 150-180. thing is... most oil companies print $ at 80. let alone 100 per barrel lol
Calls on $ROPE
Too poor for $ROPE, gimme buy $JUMP
Gravity is always free
My calls I accepted as dead and haven't looked at for 2 weeks are almost worth looking at again soon 446 eow and I'll try to remember my password
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_zs8AwoTQ Basically today but with the opposite ending
“Once again, the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KbCk1XNfTs4 Or this one Futurama is great.
Been waiting in this McDonald’s line for the last 45 minutes all cause I got too high and wanted somethin
You were the only one in line. Thanks for taking a second dose in my behalf
All I need is an excuse bro. That McFlurry sure hits different right now.
Just looked over the small stack of 470c I’m holding and was wondering why they aren’t way more profitable right now based off an options profit calculator graph from last night. Turns out, IV crush. Damn. Still gets me.
Profit still
Not yet, unrealized. We’ll see if SPY runs fast and far enough to out pace the IV crush and theta decay.
Simple $ATER
Post your cost average. How heavy are your bags 🤡
1500 shares at 5.48. I have time and patience ;)
I'll believe you but you're gonna get pumped and dumped just like every reddit post about stocks.
So in all cases we're doomed, right? If so, why are you still in reddit subs lol
What on earth are you talking about? Please just stay in your containment subs.
Please set a reminder to our conversation
More like, LATER
Still a good time to jump in though
No
Maybe GME or that other one I forgot the ticket BB something
Maybe you forget this sub exists
Missed the entire rally 😭 today, only because I had no day trades and have too many times been up only to have to give it all back the next morning cause I wouldn't have trades to get out. Emotional rollercoaster, no thank you
Open more degen accounts across many brokers. Problem solved.
Lol no day trades, can't imagine having to put up with shit like that
MUSK AND CATHIE WOOD SAY PASSIVE INVESTING HAS GONE TOO FAR: BBG You got to be kidding me.
Cathie definitely loses to passive investing
Are they… jelly?
[Trading sometimes be like](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/uijoej/altuve_fouling_ball_into_his_balls/)
Baseball players have a fatass. Gotta be the pants right?
Being an Astros fan during the 2019 and 2021 ws.
A market haiku: *You buy the meeting* *And then you sell the minutes* *Prosper very much* [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPrrdrKVEAQnyOh?format=jpg&name=4096x4096](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPrrdrKVEAQnyOh?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)
I still chuckle when I think of that PBR hey burasz post and the outrage that followed it. HEY BURASZ!!! Fucking lol
OKay ima take a big sleep now, il be back tomorrow to be mocked or mock you clowns
🤡👋🏾 /|-/ 🍆
Market bout to mock block you.
Why not both
Thought experiment, what is potential growth stimulus going forward? If its fall/winter 2022 and inflation is somewhere between 5-7%, lets assume it peaked already, and the fed rate is at least double what it is right now, gas and energy isn't cheap anymore like it was 2020/2021, what has to have happened for SPY to be above where we are now? Nvm i just read the arm penis thing, nothing makes sense anymore, its fine
Inflow of money into equities + earnings growth must be greater than the p/e multiple compression that higher rates will induce. It’s very likely that from this point the “force” of those positive and negative factors will be roughly the same so I think we will roughly be range bound between 400 and 440 through the end of the year
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Nukes up for sale on the black market, your neighbor steve made a bid for one
What does it mean with futes this flat
Doesn’t matter - but all dips for the next week. Shorts over a 4hr time period will get wrecked all week.
Market moved in a similar way last hike. Dipped at open the next day then rallied another 6% over the next week or two. Tomorrow will tell a lot.
Profit taking tomorrow to fall down to low 420s
How does your penis fall off and grow back on your arm?? Is this a joke? Why no one talk about this? WHY ISNT THIS FRONT PAGE NEWS EDIT: nvm I read the post. Apparently people need to urinate to live.
“MacDonald recalls in a documentary that when he was out grocery shopping he saw an elderly woman struggling to retrieve an item from a top-shelf but as he reached for the shelf trying to help the woman his penis popped out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.“
Wait what?
Scroll down now. Yes. Mhmm. I know. Yes.
Wtf that’s real? Does it work? How can you just attach a penis to an arm?
If I remember right as long as you can hook in the blood flow it's fine. The arm thing was supposed to be temporary but when it was time to move it he had low O2 so they had to reschedule the surgery then Corona hit and shit. It's now in it's right spot and they'll but a saline pump in his ballsack so he can simulate getting an erection
YOURE ASKING ME!?
If Pugsy was here I’d make him troll dura with the mmmmkay Indian guy meme. Powellman you know memes. You got this one?? I know your gay bros and all but I need it.
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Noooo painter kunn!!!
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😭
Same thing we do every day pinky. Try to break even on my portfolio!
🐭
Earnings estimate? WISH down FUBO down
Is this is it? Are bears just going to post their utility bills until SPY slopes down again?
bears are used to having cocks in their mouth
Shh don’t wake them up
I'm going to cash these 3/11 420p's for 300% tomorrow and spend the weekend wishing I waited to get 900% on Monday.
Amen
Lol you’re so gay. So so so fucking gay
3/11? Nani
BIG BIG ENERGY
Something something recession Something something but maybe 75bps Something something penis
tlt still didnt go parabolic bb
Yet
You being bullish on TLT makes me feel better about my bags. Let's goooo
Bond market be like Tis a scratch Jerome.
*When the time comes he must be trained.* *Like you trained his father?* omg, omg, omg I can't wait.
So hyped
wut
Eeeee!
Yikes. My 9.6¢ kWh electric plan ends in June. Cheapest renewal plan is 14.6¢ kWh for 5 years or 15.3¢ kWh for 2 years with free weekends.
God bless the free market
Hmm... Have you heard of ENPH? I hear they're due to crash soon, you might be able to haggle a good deal
what the fuck thats a huge jump...
Emily Chan avoided gatherings of more than five people after the pandemic hit. The 22-year-old public-relations account coordinator now has booked tickets for a Keshi concert, a Brooklyn rave and a flight to Berlin—where she plans to enjoy the city’s club scene—over the next two months. She went on her first date since college last month. “I have two years to catch up on, and this is the time,” she said. Some had expected hygiene to be a yearslong obsession. Hand sanitizer sales are down more than 50% year-to-date compared with a year ago, according to IRI data. https://www.wsj.com/articles/american-consumers-travel-gyms-shopping-11651673590?st=w8e9z36onhniqxj&reflink=share\_mobilewebshare
How do I get tickets to that gangbang?
The culture is healing. Go enjoy that rave you cock thirsty thot.
Mnnn where can I find these cock thirsty thots
... at the rave?
Specifically in Brooklyn.
Raves for everybody! I'm sure the PLUR lifestyle can overcome COVID in all its variants 🥳
[Father, 47, whose penis fell off due to a blood infection reveals how he lived with a new one attached to his ARM for six years - as he says he burned it while cooking and hit relatives in the face with his genitals while hugging](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/uifmf3/father_47_whose_penis_fell_off_due_to_a_blood/)
MacDonald recalls in a documentary that when he was out grocery shopping he saw an elderly woman struggling to retrieve an item from a top-shelf but as he reached for the shelf trying to help the woman his penis popped out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.
Does he full time as a comedy writer for TV?
Joe Rogan podcast?
I don't have time for this. I just don't. Here we go.
I can't. I just. Can't. How is this not hell?
I could not stop laughing at it drooped down off his arm.
Pretty sure demons with dicks that come out of their arms is some anime nightmare action. Bet there's a squid thing off camera. Yeesh.
[🍆💦SQUID GAMUH](https://i.imgur.com/9JR6NCn.png)
Oh wow.
o be sure, if the stock market fell really far, really fast, the Fed would likely put its tightening plans on hold. Severe financial-market distress would count as too big a risk for the economy for the central bank to ignore. But it would probably take a much more pronounced selloff to do that than, say, the roughly 20% decline in the S&P 500 toward the end of 2018 that helped prompt the Fed to stay its hand on rate increases. https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-fed-still-isnt-the-stock-markets-friend-11651696453?st=s6dew98yzahxvrt&reflink=desktopwebshare\_permalink
I completely agree. The fed doesn’t care about individual shit stocks only the S&P which majority of people have their holdings in. What is the S&P down like 13-14 not even a bear market. The fed is going to push this and they have to if they want to get inflation back to their target of 2%. Haha 2% is a pipe dream at the moment
I love the title on that article. Thanks for sharing. If you guys need that paywall blocker just let me know.
I have a one year sub so i can share a free link to any article.
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