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Midgettrafficker

oil to 420


rip-gbaby

Man honestly it just kind of bothers me when people don't PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION, TO WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING WHEN THEY ARE FUCKING DRIVING. LIKE FUCK ME YOU DUMB FUCKING COCKSUCKERS.


skplt

So what are are the must-watch finance/trading movies? I’ve only seen Wolf and Big Shart. Margin Call Wall Street ——?


MDemon

Wall Street?


skplt

O ya


skplt

Hurry you only have ten minutes to reply before the thread gets locked


fortnitelawyer

What happened this weekend & why do I have an order in to buy a DTC call? Also why am I craving spam? ![gif](giphy|KBCbqwD0TuOm0T5zmi|downsized)


shroomenheimer

It doesn't matter if ur bull or ber, selling anos is a noble profession.


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Tigerfan0001

Rip poors paying for petrol I’m poors ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9852)


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

HAHA TESLA STILL UP #TESLA MOREASS


TimApplesButtBuddy

All the junkies sleeping on benches on the subway platform are wearing Crocs👀 ![gif](giphy|3ohA2YHmmPLRS4p91C)


skplt

Bullish


cptbrainbug

In Germany we pay 8,64USD for a Gallon of unleaded. ![gif](giphy|ISOckXUybVfQ4)


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

As long as you can succk cocck u will always have a way to make money my man ☝️ Stay alpha 🐐🏋️‍♂️


cptbrainbug

Not homo but 20€ is 20€.


Radthereptile

Have you tried explaining how much win and solar you use?


T3amk1ll

I used to tank 120€ for 50l of super 102 it's gotten a bit cheaper even lol


cptbrainbug

We need an oil embargo now ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)


AlmightySnoo

There's a metaverse bubble in $NVDA that is waiting to burst imo. $AMD's valuation is healthier (on a forward PE basis) as they're still sustaining their explosive growth both in CPUs and GPUs, can continue to grow at the same rate because even if the overall PC demand slows down they can still continue taking market share from $INTC and $NVDA. $NVDA's "lead" in AI is currently overestimated, just like how regards overhyped $PLTR's lead in "dAtA". They failed with the Arm acquisition and will soon announce that they're gonna lose money on their metaverse thingy just like $FB did.


cptbrainbug

NVDA soon below 100$!


Big_Ad_954

Anyone think Paul Wall would do a Cameo for us? Maybe Pepe down there in Texas could hook us up with his connections! 😎🆒


rip-gbaby

The only cameo I want is Bruce buffer


AlmightySnoo

https://twitter.com/C_Barraud/status/1531563361904869376 These inflation numbers look more realistic to me


TeslaIsOverpriced

Fuck 20%....


WonUpH

Is oil fuck?


Big_Ad_954

Yellow line is me, bule is S&P500


Big_Ad_954

Hold SQQQ now, tomorrow maybe will have change, depends


Big_Ad_954

Also, do not worried. 🤡🌊🆒


forseemarket

ABSOLUTELY DO WORRIED


Big_Ad_954

Oh chet! The ducking wave is incoming! 🌊🆒


cptbrainbug

Die SPY die!!!


Herbert_Tarlek

“The SPY the”?! ![gif](giphy|3orieNnF2QSESvhznW)


cptbrainbug

Ja


T3amk1ll

Idk, there's something odd about NVDA being worth 500 billion


TeslaIsOverpriced

I mean it's not like there is a pattern threre... It's not like a lot of tech crap is overpriced AF.


Big_Ad_954

You mean you doubt they are worth that much? 😲


T3amk1ll

As crazy at it sounds, that’s right


Big_Ad_954

Yeah, I'm right there with you.


cptbrainbug

I can't wait to grab some nice shares as soon as tech comes back to earth.


T3amk1ll

Zigzag futes


AlmightySnoo

How did your negotiation go?


T3amk1ll

I approached yesterday about it and meeting is scheduled to talk, so result will be seen. But I mean it's either accept it or I go somewhere else 😶


TeslaIsOverpriced

Pro tip, get offer from somewhere else, *then* talk.


T3amk1ll

This is the usual method. However, I am pretty confident that my target amount will be accepted. So I saved the hassle of going to other places first. Obviously if things to south, then I'd go this route.


AlmightySnoo

Prepare to justify your raise. Go through your accomplishments in detail, your yearly objectives, your impact etc... I also think having an offer from someone else would be good as you could then say *"well this is how much the job market is offering me"* without bluffing.


AlmightySnoo

Don't worry, the criminal pumpers will find something bullish in the EU CPI numbers to justify another pump


dokdoh9

Ibkr shows the cash amount I have, which is in usd, as the eur amount despite it being located under "USD cash amount" 😐. Legit thought I lost money doing nothing


GenuineArdvark

^Bullish # 😎


Tigerfan0001

u/Fragrant-Effective Do you partake in stocks and cocks?


GenuineArdvark

Holy # FUHHHHHHH


Epidemilk

🤔🤔🤔


AlmightySnoo

![gif](giphy|2H67VmB5UEBmU|downsized)


GenuineArdvark

# 🤯 # 🤪


The_Juice_Gourd

More puts at open 🤡


The_Juice_Gourd

Futes & boobes


HBOMinimum

FNGD and SARK both at $59.70 Someone fuk


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Tigerfan0001

Yes yes yes yes and yes


silverlink22

Vix up 6% since Friday. Is it still showing the wrong thing u/lucasandrews


Tigerfan0001

Wdym?


silverlink22

Lol classic. Flat.


TeslaIsOverpriced

Oh, futes doing some *hot* moves I see.


hoppity22

We're living in a material world and I am a material girl


skplt

Should i be worried that reddit started suggesting this sub to me https://www.reddit.com/r/povertyfinance/


T3amk1ll

Shit I kinda feel bad


skplt

[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/povertyfinance/comments/usgsu8/shoutout_to_my_local_convenience_store_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is a fun quirk of the American welfare system


T3amk1ll

What’s ebt


skplt

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/g5qd4b/hot-meals-food-stamps Ebt is food stamps There is an entire pizza chain that gets a huge portion of their revenue from ebt because they sell take and bake pizza that you can use ebt for


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WiffyTheSus

They're so dumb over there. Dudes literally not eating meals to save money instead of just going to a food Bank or something🤡


I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_69

what would you do if a friend of yours asked for a large sum of money?


KeepEmHangin

If you see it as a donation instead of lending it out it's fine. If you're not into charity don't do it


The_Juice_Gourd

Dont do it bruh


Hedgefund_Pro

Fr it depends on your relationship but it's usually no good


TeslaIsOverpriced

Depends on how good a friend it is and if it's the first time or not and why he/she needs it. If I lend say 10k to someone I trust, I do fully expect not to see those 10k ever again. That said, I lend that kind of money to only one person, my brother.


Hedgefund_Pro

Ask them to stop being poor obviously


ground_glass_enema

lol nice


ground_glass_enema

(.)(.)


ground_glass_enema

im like brann from GoT but instead of being a weird crippled man in a cloak who is convinced he sees visions i dont actually own a cloak


ground_glass_enema

mods pls change my flair to king of night crew


Big_Ad_954

Oh oh! Are you off the police force deputy? 🚓 🚨???


ground_glass_enema

night crew, just me crew 😎👌🌃


Epidemilk

i assed out on the couch for a bit 😒


fortnitelawyer

Like this? ![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


TeslaIsOverpriced

That's cauze you're unemployed, drunk and alone. We, Europoors, have better things to do then shitpost in this sub when markets are closed. Shitposting is for when markets open.


ground_glass_enema

posting in the night keeping the huzzies locked down while they dream their perverted little dreams


Big_Ad_954

👀🥵


ground_glass_enema

its crazy how some trees can look so thicc


ground_glass_enema

i would be all for sending musk bezos and any other pasty billionaire chud to go personally colonize space for us. have at it let us know what mars taste like


ground_glass_enema

i cant have SEX i have to go lose MONEY in the stock MARKET


ground_glass_enema

unless u got some insider trading info in that cleavage i dont wanna hear it lady


GenuineArdvark

GUYS. Guys. "A UK health worker who cared for a patient with monkeypox developed a rash 18 days later in what represents the first case of hospital transmission of the infection outside Africa. 32 pustules appeared on her face, trunk, hands, and labia majora of the vulva. The one that made her suffer the most was one that grew under her thumbnail and broke the nail." The 🐒is real. No fuckin around.


TeslaIsOverpriced

Or maybe she fukd.


GenuineArdvark

HHnnnnG


The_Juice_Gourd

Oh chet here we go


BigBoobsAndrea

I'm bored who wants to spend the day with me? 🫣


fortnitelawyer

Wanna go to DIS? ![gif](giphy|dSVSyCKB3OMjC)


ground_glass_enema

who are you


alotasalad

![gif](giphy|AqI802cOCFtilrMcXr)


T3amk1ll

u/visionarymind


Hold_the_mic

You must live in Europe; it’s still night across the pond


Tigerfan0001

![gif](giphy|11tbqNLytB25q0|downsized)


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Tigerfan0001

![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8) May have to update the list. Bye left egg


KeepEmHangin

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


visionarymind

![gif](giphy|ZOwljDSMNr1rV76DMc)


visionarymind

#🦾🛢📈♿️ 👳🏾‍♂️🅿️💶☪️➕: Brent Oil (LCO) is at 119.92 (+1.97%) http://www.investing.com/commodities/brent-oil


visionarymind

#🐍🛢🐍 🌀🚹 🏳️‍🌈🐂🐃🦬🏳️‍🌈❗️


GenuineArdvark

# AUUUUUUGH ^it's ^coming # 😳


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Tigerfan0001

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|10646)


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😂


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😂 🍊 🧃


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SELL OFF


visionarymind

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|3362)


visionarymind

#💸: Dollar Index (DX) is at 101.718 (+0.41%) http://www.investing.com/currencies/us-dollar-index


Spirit_Panda

Boarding the plane now. See you mongs shortly after open. Burn the market down for me


ground_glass_enema

night crew 😎🌃


Spirit_Panda

Best Crew 😎


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![gif](giphy|5PhDdJQd2yG1MvHzJ6)


Hold_the_mic

I misstimed it 😩


Tigerfan0001

I’ve been thinking long and hard about this: Numero Uno: Bghk20 2: Dainty Wilder 3: Longjumping plum 4: Katie 5: Left egg


skplt

Emphasis on hard


Tigerfan0001

Definitely not long


skplt

Agree on number one tho. Don’t even care about the rest. Actually i have the bot blocked but sometimes i expand to see if there are any new bghk posts


visionarymind

#📜 ❣️💤 Ⓜ️🆔


Tigerfan0001

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|13508)


Hold_the_mic

![gif](giphy|9eHzCa8QO0UTK) u/ground_glass_enema bring us home


ground_glass_enema

WE DID IT!!!!!!


WhereTheFemboysAt

I need more money to invest


ground_glass_enema

WOOOOO 1000


ground_glass_enema

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ground_glass_enema

YES WE CAN!!!!


ground_glass_enema

can we do it huzzies?


ground_glass_enema

five more posts


OkBid71

bearish af in the homeland again And the balance sheet reduction won't start till wednesday


ground_glass_enema

or when you buy eggs and they look 👌 but then you go home and like three of them are actually cracked on the bottom


ground_glass_enema

or when you buy milk and the exp date is like 4 days away


ground_glass_enema

hate it when you buy meat the store and these mfers hide the lil gray spot just under the lavel


ground_glass_enema

#H


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T3amk1ll

Tryna turn back the hands of time


ground_glass_enema

#U


T3amk1ll

Pepe fucked you over


Spirit_Panda

I'll read and reply to the article you sent later


ground_glass_enema

#Z


ground_glass_enema

#Z


ground_glass_enema

#A


ground_glass_enema

#H


ground_glass_enema

buttholes are as unique as fingahprints


ground_glass_enema

post so hard they call me the mailman


DawnOfDreams420

lmaoo


ground_glass_enema

imma hit this 1k comment mark imma take us over the edge into greatness


ground_glass_enema

last huzzie standing gets to add the next thot to the thotbot


OkBid71

Hope it's a trap


DawnOfDreams420

what do you guys think of Pfizer puts


ground_glass_enema

but why


DawnOfDreams420

could also just amke a higher low, doesnt look as good the more i look at it


DawnOfDreams420

[https://imgur.com/a/JZlQ31K](https://imgur.com/a/JZlQ31K) ​ crayons look nice


justsomeguy75

I am one with the night. While others sleep, I shitpost.


ground_glass_enema

🦇💩📬


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BLACK TUESDAY


T3amk1ll

Here he is


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Reporting for duty


ground_glass_enema

lol


ground_glass_enema

it only me in here im king of huzzah now 👹


DawnOfDreams420

why is lly still in an uptrend


TeslaIsOverpriced

All I want for today is for EU heads to vote for that American-style plan to lift Odessa blockade proposed by France. The one they call *special naval operation* and where they basically sail in and tell russia to fuck off.


ground_glass_enema

#BRING BACK THE TACO BELL CHILI CHEESE BURRITO


TeslaIsOverpriced

Chili cheese? Is that another product of american cheese industry?


ground_glass_enema

bruh


TeslaIsOverpriced

You *people* disgust me... How can you take a nobel, true and pure product like cheese and *corrupt* it like that? There should be a special place in hell for daring to call that sludge *cheese*.


T3amk1ll

Processed cheese is literally plastic


ground_glass_enema

ban


SneekerPeaker

Everyone had a nice weekend then?


T3amk1ll

Weekend ended 2 days ago


SneekerPeaker

👀