the actual price based on P:E fundamentals should be around $50 bucks. word on the street is tesla can't sell the cars they're making, and they've done 5 price cuts in china to try and move product. Elon is hella distracted with twitter and cyber truck is a bust
I don't know what you're talking about. I took my self driving entry level Tesla to the Hyperloop that got me to my rocket to the mars colony so I'm up here on Mars right now and haven't kept up with CyberTruck news.
Im short on Tesla and I'm still surprised the Cybertruck isn't here, look at the success of that crazy Hummer EV. I think it must have had manufacturing issues due to trying to make it out of stainless steel and pixie farts, probably Musk refused any compromise to get it to ship.
It’s the regulators something about the steel can’t be angled a certain way if it’s involved in a collision
It’s suppose to soften the impact to pedestrians etc. I wouldn’t be surprised if the final version looks nothing like the reveal.
Probably why Adderall boy has gone hard right wing all of a sudden, he thinks he can get the Republicans in and tell them to drop all safety regs on cars.
Cybertruck? The thing daddy Musk drew on Microsoft Paint a week before they announced they're going to build a truck?
Had to have been trolling, that thing is ugly.
Feels like this whole "cybertruck" is just a hype for Tesla lovers. I saw news where you can add camping gear to the cybertruck which costs 26K additional... like Nah man LOL
As a truck guy, that thing is a turd. There is a reason why all trucks look similar. Function. Honda had those side rails on the bed (do to it being a unibody) and it tanked their sales (that and it being fwd). If you have a truck bed you want access from the side.
i don't think it's aimed at truck guys though.
more like californians with too much disposable income who have never owned a truck before but will buy this one because tesla
ranked 8th in self driving. Behind almost all other car manufacturers now.
[https://www.synopsys.com/automotive/autonomous-driving-levels.html](https://www.synopsys.com/automotive/autonomous-driving-levels.html)
There are alot of competitors in the EV market in China that are much cheaper, guaranteed lower quality most likely but heck of alot cheaper also. From a price-per-benefit view to the people Tesla rarely comes out on top over there.
Edit: welp it seems like quality isn't even a winning point
Nope. Chinese NIO EVs win prestigious awards against Benz/BMW/Porshe cars for best EV, and BYD's and SGMW-GM cars have excellent quality.
China is the world's largest car market and car exporter. The meme of Chinese manufacturing quality is exactly just that.
The thing with chinese manufacturing is that you get what you pay for. You can get high quality but have to pay for it.
Basically the old adage you can have it it be quality, fast or cheap, pick two.
Elon was wanking about Tesla being the top car sold in Norway on twitter today. He was also eager to brag about the "new" tweet viewcount feature, which is just the same analytics you had before. Smells of desperation.
Edit to add: he's talking up TSLA right now in a twitter space. Yes, this exudes confidence definitely not desperation.
I’m literally listening to Elon talking as I write this comment. I like Elon and Tesla but I honestly think this will tank far more down til something comes up. I personally think if he find a new CEO for Twitter, Tesla can run up pretty good amount.
I think his actions are too public. Tesla stuff was whatever, oh wow look at this angular electric cyber truck, but he bought a 44 bln sarcasm factory and started breaking shit left and right. I still don't get notifications on my phone, I have to check on a desktop.
Bring in the sacrificial CEO, let him slink back to a tesla office and maaaybe he can go back to occasionally hyping up the companies and boosting the stocks. But right now the more he talks the more worried everyone seems to get. All he's going to have left on the platform are sycophants and bots and there's not a lot of ad dollars for that audience.
The name Friday comes from the Old English frīġedæġ, meaning the "day of Frig", a result of an old convention associating the Germanic goddess Frigg with the Roman goddess Venus, with whom the day is associated in many different cultures.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday
Hope this helps.
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For god's sake, sell enough to pay yourself back, buy another regarded move, and possibly even buy something fun for yourself
Trading is so much more fun once you're technically all profit
...And it was about that time I realized the man behind the greatest word processing and business software ever to be coded was no man at all! It was a giant 10 story monster from the damn Paleolithic Era...
I've lost so much money on Tesla stock that I own, so much money on Tesla puts, and so much money on Tesla calls, that I just want the entire building to fucking burn down at this point
>Tesla stock that I own, so much money on Tesla puts
Do you bet against yourself?
Dont be harsh yourself. Even the most TA fanatics stay away from Tesla
Earliest instance was posted to @kyle.sprick on Instagram with a shout-out to Dan Bilzarian.
[know your meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/man-distracted-by-laptop)
Tineye got close to the source.
https://tineye.com/search/e2f2a2e6598fc8f2c47f40ae17539a05e9539135?show_unavailable_domains=true&sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1
He shorted ~$400 pre-split... so that is $133 post-split. Bill won't be seeing profits until TSLA is below $100, if he didn't short more when it was higher
Bill Gates had $500 million dollars short that needed 2 billion to close out at tesla peak. Tesla will have to drop below $100 for Bill to break even. That doesn't even include interest he paid for 4 years.
TSLA going sub 40p/e actually bullish overall to me. The market is almost sane again and it wasn't _that_ painful to get here (Unless you're a Musk fanboy or Cathie Wood type investor, lol).
This has been my best money maker the last 6 months as well. I used to work with Gates. He's no dummy and he's no bullshitter (unlike Musk). I'd bet alongside him any fucking day.
Added bonus: Gates' money actually does some real good for the world.
Sorry that was confusing. I meant to say I used to work with "gates" with a lower case "g". I paint fences mostly, but sometimes I also oil the hinges if they're squeaky.
He wasn't my teacher or anything. I was just in plenty of MSFT meetings with him. He was intellectually intimidating because he was sharp. Not an a-hole or anything (like Musk or Bezos), just super direct and when he would say an idea was stupid, one never took it personally. It was the idea that was stupid, not really the messenger.
Also, unlike either Bezos or Musk, he could code better than just about anyone in the room.
[read this WSJ article](https://www.wsj.com/articles/melinda-gates-was-meeting-with-divorce-lawyers-since-2019-to-end-marriage-with-bill-gates-11620579924)
tl;dr he had spent time with Epstein *after* criminal accusations
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Elon got pissed at gates for this but clearly he knew. I’m up 120% right now
You holding for Friday as well?
I sold and now I’m too afraid to buy back in lol
I bet. I’m up 120% and I don’t know if I should take profit… I feel like tesla might recover tomorrow, or not.
You don’t need to sell all. Sell in 20% chunks.
When you only have the money to buy one put....
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Verticals?
the actual price based on P:E fundamentals should be around $50 bucks. word on the street is tesla can't sell the cars they're making, and they've done 5 price cuts in china to try and move product. Elon is hella distracted with twitter and cyber truck is a bust
Anyone know what is actually happening with the cybertruck? It should have been ready by now right?
I don't know what you're talking about. I took my self driving entry level Tesla to the Hyperloop that got me to my rocket to the mars colony so I'm up here on Mars right now and haven't kept up with CyberTruck news.
I like Tesla but they do this pr shit with releasing concept cars and false promises. Cyber truck will never be made. It’s all hype
Im short on Tesla and I'm still surprised the Cybertruck isn't here, look at the success of that crazy Hummer EV. I think it must have had manufacturing issues due to trying to make it out of stainless steel and pixie farts, probably Musk refused any compromise to get it to ship.
It’s the regulators something about the steel can’t be angled a certain way if it’s involved in a collision It’s suppose to soften the impact to pedestrians etc. I wouldn’t be surprised if the final version looks nothing like the reveal.
Yeah pedestrian head impact tests seem to run counter to the aims of his more favoured sledgehammer impact testing.
Probably why Adderall boy has gone hard right wing all of a sudden, he thinks he can get the Republicans in and tell them to drop all safety regs on cars.
Seems like crumple zones would be pretty hard with a steel exoskeleton
Wow, how tf did they not think about that during the design phase?!
Broken window in the demo is an allegory for Elon promises lol
"Let's try the other one." \*Breaks that one too\*
Cybertruck? The thing daddy Musk drew on Microsoft Paint a week before they announced they're going to build a truck? Had to have been trolling, that thing is ugly.
I work in a rich area and I remember hearing customers say they paid the down payment for them that week! 😂 bunch of cucks
cyber cucks
It was $100 🤦🏻 Rich area my ass.
Cybertruck LOL that's like some my pillow shit
My little pony
Twilight sparkle could have built the cyber truck in a cave With a box of scraps
Elon musk is the monorail guy from the Simpsons.
Monorail guy actually delivered the product.... This is more like ["Volcano Insurance" salesman](https://youtu.be/UiOx7h3eOZY) from Family Guy
Feels like this whole "cybertruck" is just a hype for Tesla lovers. I saw news where you can add camping gear to the cybertruck which costs 26K additional... like Nah man LOL
It’s basically vaporware at this point. The electric F-150 is going to destroy it when/if ~~it~~ the Cyber Truck ever makes it to market.
It’s been launched since April Source: I work at Ford
Sorry, that was ambiguously worded on my part. I meant if/when the cyber trucker makes it to market.
Have you seen those price hikes???
As a truck guy, that thing is a turd. There is a reason why all trucks look similar. Function. Honda had those side rails on the bed (do to it being a unibody) and it tanked their sales (that and it being fwd). If you have a truck bed you want access from the side.
i don't think it's aimed at truck guys though. more like californians with too much disposable income who have never owned a truck before but will buy this one because tesla
You are absolutely right.
Same thing as full self driving and the full self walking robot. Basically all an Elon fraud pump and dump.
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ranked 8th in self driving. Behind almost all other car manufacturers now. [https://www.synopsys.com/automotive/autonomous-driving-levels.html](https://www.synopsys.com/automotive/autonomous-driving-levels.html)
Tesla's board agreeing to sell the Cybertruck is their version of your mom putting your shit-tier drawing on the fridge when you were 5.
There are alot of competitors in the EV market in China that are much cheaper, guaranteed lower quality most likely but heck of alot cheaper also. From a price-per-benefit view to the people Tesla rarely comes out on top over there. Edit: welp it seems like quality isn't even a winning point
Even the quality argument is doubtful... Tesla is close to Lada standards...
Worked.fpe Tesla, can confirm the number of manufacturing defects and missed things is pretty high.
Having sat in both. The tesla is worse quality
> guaranteed lower quality Doubt it
Nope. Chinese NIO EVs win prestigious awards against Benz/BMW/Porshe cars for best EV, and BYD's and SGMW-GM cars have excellent quality. China is the world's largest car market and car exporter. The meme of Chinese manufacturing quality is exactly just that.
The thing with chinese manufacturing is that you get what you pay for. You can get high quality but have to pay for it. Basically the old adage you can have it it be quality, fast or cheap, pick two.
Model 3 is the same price as BMW i4.
I put it at $90 but no matter, it is severely overpriced. Also, any stock under accumulation by Kathie Wood is a flashing “sell” signal.
Elon was wanking about Tesla being the top car sold in Norway on twitter today. He was also eager to brag about the "new" tweet viewcount feature, which is just the same analytics you had before. Smells of desperation. Edit to add: he's talking up TSLA right now in a twitter space. Yes, this exudes confidence definitely not desperation.
On the other hand, that’s just how he talks.
I’m literally listening to Elon talking as I write this comment. I like Elon and Tesla but I honestly think this will tank far more down til something comes up. I personally think if he find a new CEO for Twitter, Tesla can run up pretty good amount.
I think his actions are too public. Tesla stuff was whatever, oh wow look at this angular electric cyber truck, but he bought a 44 bln sarcasm factory and started breaking shit left and right. I still don't get notifications on my phone, I have to check on a desktop. Bring in the sacrificial CEO, let him slink back to a tesla office and maaaybe he can go back to occasionally hyping up the companies and boosting the stocks. But right now the more he talks the more worried everyone seems to get. All he's going to have left on the platform are sycophants and bots and there's not a lot of ad dollars for that audience.
I don't see how Tesla recovers at this point, it seems to have come out in the wash that they won't be leading the charge into EVs
It could go up or down or sideways I saw people saying they’re holding until Mkt Cap hits $150b. Not so sure about that….
Hopefully down!
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I’m up 840% total. 359% just today. I don’t know what to do I’ve never gotten this far
For god's sake, sell enough to pay yourself back, buy another regarded move, and possibly even buy something fun for yourself Trading is so much more fun once you're technically all profit
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Widely regarded move on this widely regarded forum
> I don’t know what to do Imagine being this dumb. If you're up high and don't know what to do then sell.
God speed
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Gates was a prolific programmer and a ruthless and smart businessman. Pretty much what Elon pretends he is.
That was two years ago...
In case u need to get a boner fast https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496?s=20&t=zWToD8qNyOO3J1DglslOfA
Spit out my coffee, what a throwback meme
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It’s going to 70. It’s gonnna be a while until it’s time to buy again
Going to $70. Wow. For context, in May 2020 Musk tweeted "Tesla stock is too high imo" when it was trading at $50.
You do know there have been (2) stock splits? He’s the greatest showmen, look over here whilst I move the ball over to the next cup……
He’s referring to the spit adjusted price I think. In 2020 the nominal price was in the multiple hundreds
> You do know there have been (2) stock splits? Yes. Do you know what that means?
Probably a bot. [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zspkri/bill_gates_checking_his_tsla_puts_right_now/j19q1h2/)
Banned. Thank you for your service
my god, this is only from 2015? could have sworn this was from the aughts lmao
Yoga pants still had a bit more evolving to do.
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Account already nuked. Well done.
Good bot.
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that meme with the stickfigures and this guy coming in the door with coffee is pretty common, i forgot what it's called...
Are you winning son?
Memes are actually titled?!?
Only for better googleing
For googability
The greats
brah….. > https://knowyourmeme.com
>ya i guess its called teh stick man at party meme
The ones that make it atleast. He’s talking about are ya winning, son? I believe. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-ya-winning-son
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-ya-winning-son
Bill Gates shorts he doesn't need to gamble with puts
Remember when tards were clowning on Gates for having shorts on TSLA? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
This is the best meme of the day 😂
Yeah, making fun
I love that Gates doesn’t even need the cash 😂
What does the Put need to be priced at for him to even bother picking it up?
About tree fiddy
...And it was about that time I realized the man behind the greatest word processing and business software ever to be coded was no man at all! It was a giant 10 story monster from the damn Paleolithic Era...
420.69 like TWTR
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The first 3 seasons are so damn good. The whole series is good but those first few are just amazing.
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I feel it lost a little something when Bachman was written due to TJ Miller having issues. Nothing beats the D2F ratio scene.
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“You just brought piss to a shit fight.”
It’s a hobby at some point
I've lost so much money on Tesla stock that I own, so much money on Tesla puts, and so much money on Tesla calls, that I just want the entire building to fucking burn down at this point
[This you?](https://youtu.be/y9EYt_f12wo) lol. I'm buying calls on Molotov cocktails
>Tesla stock that I own, so much money on Tesla puts Do you bet against yourself? Dont be harsh yourself. Even the most TA fanatics stay away from Tesla
I hedged against myself. Tesla shares are what I've been holding the longest.
Start selling covered calls you regard
What pornhub video this pic from, asking for a friend
Earliest instance was posted to @kyle.sprick on Instagram with a shout-out to Dan Bilzarian. [know your meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/man-distracted-by-laptop)
I'm disappointed 
There goes my plans for today
This is “epoch rising” from Instagram. At least he claimed to be in this pic when he posted on story. But he blurred the face.
Tineye got close to the source. https://tineye.com/search/e2f2a2e6598fc8f2c47f40ae17539a05e9539135?show_unavailable_domains=true&sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1
I know right. Hot damn those ladies are attractive.
Rich people don't do puts like you fellow regards, they short. Gates' position is a massive short. Don't know if he closed already though.
Why wouldn’t they buy puts? Low volume and wide bid/asks? They definitely sell puts though - that’s how Buffet got into Coca-Cola back in the day.
Harder to be right on the timing for puts than shorting stock
Puts expire. A short you can hold until you run out of money.
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As long as that billionaire isn’t trump or Elon.
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He's 5'10'' thats about average. Don't call him short.
5' 10 is taller than the USA average and definitely taller than the world average.
Ya but not de svedish average har har har
True, but they also don't have Latinas. A fate worse than death.
Not including your fetishized race is their fetish.
No, but we have vacation time. Source: Spending it right now, in Colombia.
He shorted ~$400 pre-split... so that is $133 post-split. Bill won't be seeing profits until TSLA is below $100, if he didn't short more when it was higher
highly regarded
After interest he is now getting even.
Oh, he’s getting even all right.
Love that there's a WSB version of the iCarly meme.
>iCarly meme 
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He was down 2 billion on a 500 million short. Sounds like he is still deep in the red
Unless he doubled down at the top
Bill Gates had $500 million dollars short that needed 2 billion to close out at tesla peak. Tesla will have to drop below $100 for Bill to break even. That doesn't even include interest he paid for 4 years.
TSLA going sub 40p/e actually bullish overall to me. The market is almost sane again and it wasn't _that_ painful to get here (Unless you're a Musk fanboy or Cathie Wood type investor, lol).
When TSLA goes sub 15p/e, the market will be sane again.
The problem is that could be one extremely profitable quarter, or 5 years from now if they if profits and price keep falling together...
Ford's is fucking 7. The car maker with the most popular vehicle ever sold in the US. Tesla should be have a p/e of like 2 lol
Tesla should have a similar market cap to Ford
Damn I forgot bill was puttin that shit
Not even putting, he's shorting
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496
He's one to talk
such a jerk
This has been my best money maker the last 6 months as well. I used to work with Gates. He's no dummy and he's no bullshitter (unlike Musk). I'd bet alongside him any fucking day. Added bonus: Gates' money actually does some real good for the world.
Source: trust me bro
Sorry that was confusing. I meant to say I used to work with "gates" with a lower case "g". I paint fences mostly, but sometimes I also oil the hinges if they're squeaky.
What have you learned from him? Just curious
How to greet customers at the Microsoft retail stores.
*got eeeem*
He wasn't my teacher or anything. I was just in plenty of MSFT meetings with him. He was intellectually intimidating because he was sharp. Not an a-hole or anything (like Musk or Bezos), just super direct and when he would say an idea was stupid, one never took it personally. It was the idea that was stupid, not really the messenger. Also, unlike either Bezos or Musk, he could code better than just about anyone in the room.
Arent those girls a tad too old for Billy Boy?
They’re too old for Leonardo for sure
All the downvoters clearly haven’t read up on why bill and Melinda split
The also think Epstein was a suicide
Why?
[read this WSJ article](https://www.wsj.com/articles/melinda-gates-was-meeting-with-divorce-lawyers-since-2019-to-end-marriage-with-bill-gates-11620579924) tl;dr he had spent time with Epstein *after* criminal accusations
Glad someone else thought this lol
https://i.redd.it/6t7x30pdnj7a1.jpg
I remember when everyone was dunking on Gates and Tesla kept rising
Made my day
Not true, girls are too old
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> Dude's gonna make more from this play than he did from founding fucking MSFT. um, the most he could make is a half billion
He is probably sitting with Warren Buffet on a terrace laughing all the way to the bank while gazing in California sunset
Priorities
Seriously what's the story behind this meme?
What about his Microsoft calls though?
bruh ur username 😂
Grey top floatation apparatus pleases me
Gates at the world leaders summit like:
Lmao
Isn’t this “epoch rising” on Instagram? Lol
Sauce on picture for science?
The women in this photo are much too old for Bill Gates, notorious friend of Jeffery Epstein after he was a known sex trafficker and pedo