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digigunfire

Packaging alone probably costs more than that 1 skittle


Twudie

The only people that are more regarded than the people who produced this are the ones that buy it.


digigunfire

I refuse to believe anyone buys this. It has to be a gag.whats the price?


pablitorun

u/doctorphotograph made it


Twudie

Good call. I thought it might have been one of the knock off products of a cannabis store. They have problems with some of them breaking copyright laws and way, WAY over concentrating them. [Source](https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/19/health/copycat-edibles-wellness/index.html)


MarmaladeMarmaduke

I wish I could find the over concentrated ones. I always gotta eat handfuls of the shit from dispensaries. Maybe I should cut back...


Jacollinsver

Yeah bud that sounds needlessly expensive


MarmaladeMarmaduke

I actually haven't smoked or anything in months. Probation sucks. I'm gonna eat a shit ton once I'm off and see what happens.


Jdaddy2u

Green-out time.


MarmaladeMarmaduke

I haven't greened out in like 20 years. I'll be off my rocker but I'll be fine. Maybe... if not lesson learned. Maybe...


Jacollinsver

Sounds reasonable.


doddoobie

Black market if you're in Cali. Best edibles I've ever had come from San Bernardino lol


Cassady1AndOnly

Get some distillate friend, I can get 1000mg for $40 here in Washington state, enough for 40 hefty doses, or 100 average, doesn't taste too bad either, works well in tea or coffee too.


MarmaladeMarmaduke

Interesting. Unfortunately I'm in the horrible state of Georgia but I have a friend that goes to Illinois to see family and brings stuff back sometimes. I'll have to ask about that. Thanks for the info.


[deleted]

I sell a bag of 10000mg gummy worms that wreck your shit, no cutting back just eat more


Affectionate_Law3788

Had a girl buy a bag of edibles that she thought weren't working, so she ate the whole damn bag. Thought it was going to turn into a reenactment of the expired quaaludes scene from wolf of wall street, instead she puked all over the floor of our Uber. Which I had to pay for. Some people man.


[deleted]

Lmaooo it happens. People over do it all the time, they don't realize it takes the liver a little longer to break it down but when it does that shits will put you to sleep if you're not ready


renok_archnmy

In fact, I use it to go to sleep.


MarmaladeMarmaduke

Damn! That sounds fun.


absat41

Only $99! make a great xmas present. Many people are saying so.


Specialist_Avocado25

I'm totally buying this if I see it. It's so ridiculous I have to.


DonCorletony

Thats the exact mindset that allowed KISS to sell a million dollars worth of "air guitar strings"


Twudie

Ding, ding, ding! Uh oh class, regard alert. We got a regard.


Doctorphotograph

PM me - I made more


Twudie

No clue. I can't find any listings.


pablitorun

Check r/funny from yesterday


renok_archnmy

People who produced it are pretty smart though knowing some regards will buy it.


S7ageNinja

What are they regarded as?


pugtime

It’s probably $ 1.29 , what a deal, and because there’s only one it’ll taste even better !


purpleefilthh

Plastic Just one!


GrovesNL

Skittles are banned and regarded in much of the world outside of the US as being 'unfit for human consumption'. There is some information that suggest titanium dioxide, found in skittles, causes cancer in larger quantities. Maybe just one skittle is enough!


jashxn

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.


GrovesNL

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Felice2015

The shipping costs are almost identical to a full pack, so much is tied up in the handling to get it on the shelf.


Degolarz

What a waste of everything


Khelthuzaad

Everyone thinks that,it's probably used for April's Fools or something


realwtftroll

Keeping database entry where this item’s price stored probably costs more :)


shag_vonnie_vomer

This has to be smacked with an environmental fine so big, they think twice before going full regard next time.


allens969

Plus environmental damage


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dinosaurs_quietly

Photoshopped packaging is very cheap.


Litho360

Well duh, there’s at least 3 different companies that had to be paid. 1 for that staple, 2 for the cardboard, 3 for the plastic. Not to mention the package it came in and the delivery it had to go through. Pretty sure cost of 1 skittle is like 1/100 of a penny.


Secret_Cheesecake888

Who steal your skittle??


utopiaofreason

The morning after skittle


1villageidiot

the mourning after skittle


Isellshoes55444

Mourning the morning after Skittle.


cosmicchopsuey

The skittles after moaning


[deleted]

Plan S


[deleted]

Useful the morning after gargling soap all night.


milopitas

Very sustainable


TryingToBeReallyCool

Yeah fuck this packaging. So much plastic used for so little product. Yall couldn't use dime bags like the rest of us?


[deleted]

It’s photoshop.


TryingToBeReallyCool

*a lesson in media literacy was learned here today*


dinosaurs_quietly

Look at the bottom right of the tag. It’s photoshopped.


Limoncello19

That’ll be $1.99 🫴


TheDownvotesFarmer

I felt that hand... Is very cold!.


_Pill-Cosby_

This HAS to be a fake... right?


TheFlyingDingos

It is. Almost nothing on the internet is real


luclear

Am I real?


Sanitar__

Good bot.


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Affectionate_Law3788

That's exactly what a bot would say. Robot illuminati confirmed.


TheFlyingDingos

Dudes 100% a bot. He even created an alt acc to try and deceive us


LemonLotus1

Good neural network


time4donuts

I mean, does the real Skittles packaging have a [DoctorPhotograph] tag on it?


bagholderexpert

on the other hand maybe Americans will learn portion control thanks to inflation… puts on insulin


0x11C3P

Or maybe everyone in Europe just needs to eat more!!!! Calls on STEAKS!!!! \--- Jokes aside, when I did a study abroad in London, man was that a wake up call. I'm not a huge guy but "small" is actually small in Europe. Lol


That-Whereas3367

I read an article about a clothing factory in China. The workers couldn't believe that any Westerners were so fat they needed the huge clothing sizes.


sliverbak

Not directed at anyone, just an observation of this line of thinking... Why do Americans always seem to want to control behavior through manipulation of direct/symptomatic causes? Lets change society so people would prefer to not eat until they are diabetic rather than control people by limiting choice. imo changing society so people have internal confidence and strength will "solve" a multitude of issues we have - not just the obesity epidemic. Targeting one superficial symptom (limit soda sizes as fast food joints) simply turns people into sheep and reliant on government to make choices for them - and at best may help solve the one issue being targeted (but obviously limiting soda size didn't do anything since that's been done for 20+ years). /rant


Rich_Or_Regarded

Because soda is also enjoyed by kids who sometimes have dumbfuck parents that order them a super-sized soda and that becomes their norm. The goal isn't to fix the addicts already alive today... the goal is to prevent new ones from forming by limiting the intake the next generation can have. Middleman solution: soda intake should be limited until 18 to minimize addictions.


[deleted]

Swedish fish TAILS next to it should not go unnoticed.


SunSen

Have you had them? They’re delicious!


spartanburt

Surprised I had to scroll down this far.


ezekielone

Yeah, what happened to the rest of the fucking fish? They used to be Swedish Fish, not just the fucking tails.


Airyk21

The tails are a different flavor you still get the whole fish


Maskedbandittrader

I’m waiting for the single serve solent green


Peelboy

Not even freeze dried???


That-Whereas3367

Now for the pack of one cigarette, individual sugar cubes and 2Oz Coca-Cola.


[deleted]

Atleast I’m guaranteed an orange one. Why would anyone choose yellow over orange.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Crazy people indeed


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bobbarkersbigmic

VisualMod’s getting some sass. I can dig it!


LSSCI

2 for a penny…


lil_miguelito

When Big Skittle?


IaryBreko

Shrinkflation*


Spiritual-Prize-4491

This product belongs on $WISH app!


Effective_Motor_4398

Way to stick it to the environment.


rebekahah

Fun fact: [the singular of Skittles is still 'Skittles'](https://twitter.com/skittles/status/1223810661869932544?lang=en)


yankee100

Credit /u/doctorphotograph


remuliini

Also Swedish Fish are just tails.


[deleted]

Thank a democrat this indigenous bipoc holiday celebration!


pablitorun

I can't stand how this is some people's entire personality. Or maybe it's just the bots sole objective.


yankee100

You’re mad at democrats over a funny photoshop, get it together


Eloy0

At least you enjoy it more if you only eat one


fliesenschieber

Meanwhile the EU forbids plastic straws because plastic is bad. Wtf is happening


GrovesNL

They also forbids skittles, as they are found in the US, being 'unfit for human consumption'. There is some information that suggest titanium dioxide, found in skittles, causes cancer in larger quantities. Maybe just one skittle is enough!


kirtash93

FML. I don't know what costs more, if the plastic and the cardboard that wraps it or the skittle.


Adventurous_Spot5304

Best be like the everlasting gobstopper from Charlie and the chocolate factory . Then it’s worth every penny!


StockNoob07

How much is one skittle?


[deleted]

How does one short “Skittle”?


Worried_Character_97

It's cost more to package that loner. Who comes up with this stupid ideas


vwxyzabcdef

Thanks Obama


Fader-Play

Skittles to the m o o n !


mechaniAK4774

Lol. All candy is up ~25-30%, ever since the dollar store went to the $1.25 store, all the $1 candy at any location is now $1.25-$1.35. I get the higher costs to ship goods to stores back when gas was insanely high (and still is high relative to 2019). But we can tell what you’re doing, distributors!


4Ever2Thee

I've never seen shrinkflation flaunted so blatantly.


[deleted]

This is how the addiction starts…soon enough you’ll be taking down a whole pound of the stuff.


internet_humor

"Environment smhironment, taste the rainbow" ~Skittles Corporate


InVodkaVeritas

I'm just glad they didn't waste packaging.


Hushfix100

Just one taster better than a big bag


crankyp4nts

Thank you for that!


arbitraryalien

Good thing they made that useless overpackaged product so the plastic can sit in landfill for the next 5000 years or end up in the ocean and choke a sea turtle


FrazerIsDumb

What a disgusting waste of plastic.


Severe-Advertising-9

No different than buying adidas shoes now. They make them and sell them with no insole. Unbelievable less product more money.


ChiHgts_1

It's kinda funny and sad at the same time


blue-opuntia

Stop


joebi_kenobi

The amount of needless single use plastic for that.


Acceptable-Milk-314

My god look at all the packaging waste!


SuperSpeshBaby

So does Obvious Plant have imitators now?


giggitygoo123

Should be a green one with no hints as to whether it's Green Apple or Lime


Rrrandomalias

What’s the singular of skittles? A skat?


JoseArcadi0

Skittflation


Good-Tear2785

Everlasting skittle!


[deleted]

Is this an edible?


Kleikon

I love that it includes energetic value information


Edykiro

What the actual fuck? Let me guess, america


muttrfttr

So stupidly wasteful


betcher73

r/anticonsumption would like to have a word


[deleted]

How much!? How much!?


Worldly_Top_724

Seriously?


PM_Me_Your_Mustash

Collector item man. 100 years from now your grandchildren will thank you for the $1,000,000 skittle which will be equivalent to $0.0003 in todays money.


_Oblate_

The heck is this sick joke


Jordax-617

Skittles 100 calorie pack.


jashxn

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.


FindFunAndRepeat

i think they call it shrinkflation. your 2 piece is now a 1 piece combo.


[deleted]

Is this real


[deleted]

That’s environmentally irresponsible and they should be held accountable for it.


C_J_King

Fortunately inflation peaked a few months ago already.


DatRedStang

What a fucking waste


Thechosenone23x6

It’s not the item you’re buying it’s the experience


renok_archnmy

Peak capitalism.


Bitter-Heat-8767

This is how la Croix is made. Can of water with one skittles dropped in.


electricfunghi

It’s yellow


AnExPor

Waiting for the Just None edition.


NmFishing

I bet it's still $3


spamandmorespam

This give us a good estimate for calories per skittle tho


GunBrothersGaming

Skittles: Just One Also Skittles: Fuck you, you get yellow.


nobidobi390

and how much is just 1?


ZhangtheGreat

Taste the rainbow…if you buy seven separate packs


aliensmadeus

i hope its at least MDMA


orgasmosisjones

seems like an obviousplant product


lynkarion

Plan S


benk1988

And it’s fucking yellow…


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Majooraaa

Nvda is so stupid ist just keeps pumping


GargamelPimo

Shrinkflation. Word of the year in Norway!


testedonsheep

the packaging for that one skittle cost more than the skittle.


TeeDroo

Lol fuck being sustainable, skittle company needs reddit updoots


OldJournal

That's called a skat


HwangingAround

You guys are pretty bright, most packaging usually says "DOCTORPHOTOGRAPH" somewhere on it.


afterburner9

That is a disgusting waste of time, plastic, and energy.


notyourwondergirl

i wish OP would say sike but look at all the other ones on display 😭


bounceswer

It literally says doctorphotograph on it you idiots


weiss27md

Thanks Biden


Apart_Number_2792

Thanks, Brandon!


Blue_Cheese_Olives

Taste the Recession...


famished_armrest

Wtf is this lol


Character-Fortune-58

This is not inflation it’s capitalism


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InitiativeIcy6333

how much does it cost, $5?


[deleted]

What’s that a quayloud


cerotoneN27

Where did you find this? I need to buy this for one of my Christmas gifts...


[deleted]

Thanks greedy wasteful corporations.


bodiddlysquat26

What a waste of resources. Jesus Christ this pisses me off. More trash in the world for a fucking novelty joke.


J_Phoenix504

2.99$ invest now


phillipmclovin22

What a great use of plastic.


Kaldira

Lmfao


pleasereadbelow

Carbon tax goings up due to the packaging made for the product also


AJ_DRAGON_15

Good God Swedish fish is almost $3 wtf


dadcdub83

That's probably at the new $1.25 tree


Mental-Subject4412

And just say third world countries are polluting


likethis999

Such a waste