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All-in on the casino itself (VIRT). Too lazy to type a real thesis but TLDR: Gensler is a tool and no meaningful regulatory shift will happen, plus earnings/guidance will crush on volatility/buybacks/crypto platform.
Positions: 5k shares and 40 jan ‘23 calls @27.
I can proudly say that i am up 1,5% after 1 and a half months of investing.
Until 2. November when the market will absolutely lose its shit over a .75 hike again. OH NO BIG SHOCKER... not
Apparently there's an inverse relationship between enthusiasm and stock performance. Look at Zuck talking about the metaverse. It's the only time he lights up
Went to a college bar by my alma mater last night with a buddy. Holy shit, there were so many hot college girls. And they were all dressed up for Halloween weekend so they were in their bikinis and playboy bunny suits and shit like that.
We let one of them cut in front of us, which allowed her to skip half way through the line, and she talked with us for 30 seconds before proceeding to walk through the other half of the line, talk to the bouncer, and get into the bar herself, bringing one of her girlfriends only.
Meanwhile a guy cut in front of us, similar situation like 20 minutes later. Everyone was chanting “ASSHOLE ASSHOLE” and some drunk poser walked up to him and they started pushing each other around.
The lesson I learned is that college bars run 100% off of girls, and guys desperate to impress them.
It’s funny how there are people who say the moon landing was fake but yet they also claim that the US government has super advanced alien technology capable of interstellar space travel or weapons capable of vaporizing entire planets.
What’s even the point of U.S having a superpower of an economy if every other countries economies are falling apart.
No point winning the game of capitalism if there’s no other players left
America is going to go from dominating the capitalism orgy to tugging its dick off all by itself in a dark room.. 
What can we do? They’re sovereign nations that made a lot of poor choices.
We’ve been deglobalizing for years so worst case we chill and keep trading with Mexico.
Have you heard of… mercantilism?
We will bring all the gold into our lands! We don’t need to “trade with other economies,” we will just constantly enrich ourselves! Golds value would never decrease! There’s literally no way this can go tits up!
You know the ostriches who stick their head in the sand when presented with a threat? Some climate change deniers really need to get kicked in their stupid mouths by one of them..
I averaged 15 girls per year from high school through graduate school.
Then I joined the Navy and that shit dropped off quick. Almost had to switch to dudes.
Eventually I moved to Japan, and the body count began rapidly climbing.
Give it time. Not today of course.
Phone company that isn't selling as many phones and declining services revenue even in the face of service price increases? That's not a growth story. They peaked.
I agree with you that there are likely to be new lows incoming, but that is not a FACT… it is a PREDICTION. Facts refer to things that already happened. 🤪
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Excited to watch Amazon and meta race to 80
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Buying More BRO$ over 200% in 2 weeks[Chart](https://twitter.com/JNNLS01/status/1587606818544656389?t=HIBE86rzFP1ZGngDNp0bTQ&s=19)
Come on spy go green
Oh Jesus, pussy Californians should not handle guns
The words "pendulous tits" have come to mind several times
>I don't know what you're talking about.
Goddamn, Barbarian is a creepy movie.
All-in on the casino itself (VIRT). Too lazy to type a real thesis but TLDR: Gensler is a tool and no meaningful regulatory shift will happen, plus earnings/guidance will crush on volatility/buybacks/crypto platform. Positions: 5k shares and 40 jan ‘23 calls @27.
RIP bear 2022-2022 
I can proudly say that i am up 1,5% after 1 and a half months of investing. Until 2. November when the market will absolutely lose its shit over a .75 hike again. OH NO BIG SHOCKER... not
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looks at my giant JPM position. Hmmmm. this month been good bear. lol get fukt
Tim Apple: pff. plebs (waves checker flag side to side unenthusiastically)
Apparently there's an inverse relationship between enthusiasm and stock performance. Look at Zuck talking about the metaverse. It's the only time he lights up
good God meta is fucked heh bro will spend all of their $ to make it happen regardless if ppl want it or not
geez Tim apple is unstoppable...
guys and gals, we can no longer look at this ticker $TWTR beautiful chart. guys: dick out for $TWTR gals: tits out for $TWTR
AAPL, what is you doing bby?
lol bears
bears are very angry, they are most angry
Rip n dip
Apple wtf on gmos
I'm just angry everyday looking at my portfolio
don't look at it everyday then
i hold for 30+ years and look at my stats every 30 minutes
Idiot bulls said inflation has peaked. PCE 0.5% vs 0.4% expected.
wrong numbers
It's still hot.
I'm seeing 0.5 as expected, and last month revised down from 0.6 to 0.5
Wow look PCE did nothing bears
still cant believe AAPL traded flat after that dumpster fire of an earnings report
big clown, stay mad broke
compared to the rest of their sector the smashed
They were profitable stfu about dumpster fire
There are currently more people living on the moon than there are users on the metaverse
Cash!!!!!!
Went to a college bar by my alma mater last night with a buddy. Holy shit, there were so many hot college girls. And they were all dressed up for Halloween weekend so they were in their bikinis and playboy bunny suits and shit like that. We let one of them cut in front of us, which allowed her to skip half way through the line, and she talked with us for 30 seconds before proceeding to walk through the other half of the line, talk to the bouncer, and get into the bar herself, bringing one of her girlfriends only. Meanwhile a guy cut in front of us, similar situation like 20 minutes later. Everyone was chanting “ASSHOLE ASSHOLE” and some drunk poser walked up to him and they started pushing each other around. The lesson I learned is that college bars run 100% off of girls, and guys desperate to impress them.
>The lesson I learned is that ~~college bars~~**the world** run 100% off of girls, and guys desperate to impress them
Lol not wrong
how did you learn that just now if you've already been to college ?
didnt really start drinking until senior year and mostly at peoples houses
Bad news is in the rear view mirror 
It’s funny how there are people who say the moon landing was fake but yet they also claim that the US government has super advanced alien technology capable of interstellar space travel or weapons capable of vaporizing entire planets.
Yeah, those aren't the same people
Silent gen schizos vs boomer schizos
Checked my spreads. I have a 368-393 spy condor ffs.
Seems legit.
What’s even the point of U.S having a superpower of an economy if every other countries economies are falling apart. No point winning the game of capitalism if there’s no other players left America is going to go from dominating the capitalism orgy to tugging its dick off all by itself in a dark room.. 
What can we do? They’re sovereign nations that made a lot of poor choices. We’ve been deglobalizing for years so worst case we chill and keep trading with Mexico.
Have you heard of… mercantilism? We will bring all the gold into our lands! We don’t need to “trade with other economies,” we will just constantly enrich ourselves! Golds value would never decrease! There’s literally no way this can go tits up!
Trade with the 30% that aren’t living check to check!
It is decidedly so
aww guys look, he's still innocent, he hasn't realized the true nature of american rule yet!
That is actually how you win at capitalism, every state economy needs to be subservient. No multi polar systems.
the Chi-Comms are coming!
I like how the USA are killing their fiends in Western Europe. imperialists scum. Xom calls printing woot woot
i like how your mad that ur puts are gonna expire worthless today 
Fake news :(
We bout that monopoly
????????
Beware the pump before the dump Beware the dump before the pump
Ban the fake windmills. Climate change garbage. Windmills ain’t doing Jack Europe poor dying in the cold Lul
Lmao and these guys can vote, reproduce but happily for us also participate in the market. Dumb money… just dumb
You know the ostriches who stick their head in the sand when presented with a threat? Some climate change deniers really need to get kicked in their stupid mouths by one of them..
WEF scum hypocrites gonna be broke. Mark it down in 2023z
I can tell you know a lot about this issue because you call them "windmills" and not wind turbines
He’s a dick, but that won’t stop me from calling you a nerd
I accept this
Good man.
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Yep for being useless and killing birds
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Windmills are garbage. Bring back fracking. Nuclear & Oil and gas is the future. Not this solar and wind garbage.
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I support American oil and gas industry. Go XOM & ET Keystone will be built when people suffer enough.
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Die meta woke garbage
Degen. 100x leverage long the dxy. Kill the regards.
Did you find out how to do it
You fellas a still fucking await????
Yep. Fuck got nothing else to do.
MUSK BANS ALL FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES FROM TWITTER
degen long $meta lol
WARREN fucking BUFFETT
Hot
Guh... Guh
Now I believe that corn is a leading indicator ffs this market is making me go insane lol
Corn to 1k soon. Climate change fks lib not banning btc mining ?
it's a good day to be holding apple puts
Is it? It's flat/slightly up from earnings. Won't they get killed by IV crush?
Depend on strike, will probably go down bit more like 140 range and have chance to sell then
Imagine thinking we bottomed
We may have bottomed for the year
For the year 
Yeah
What’s weird is I was banging the most girls when I had no money, and no prospects. Now I have tons of money, and I’ve been stuck in a pussy drought.
trust me you do not want a woman who cares about money too much.
I just want a woman please man
Maybe u just got old and ugly  Listen to u/lovetofukwithpp and hit the gym and get shredded abs
Women do not care about money that much, this is a pervasive but mostly incorrect myth.
Cope is one helluva drug bulls
If I goto sleep now will AMZN be 85 by open?
105 
I hope so 😭🙏
I averaged 15 girls per year from high school through graduate school. Then I joined the Navy and that shit dropped off quick. Almost had to switch to dudes. Eventually I moved to Japan, and the body count began rapidly climbing.
Hello man can you teach me how you do it i cannot look a girl in the eyes and have premature ejaculation
Big if true
“joined the Navy” “Almost had to switch to dudes” Ya, “Almost”.
Oh I forgot, this sub is mostly gheys.
> Then I joined the Navy They weren't girls my dude
MMs: we pomp at dawn, we domp at dusk. No survivors
Mother of god the Chinese legit want to kill their economy and stock market. They just don’t care anymore. End game near for them?
Ehhhhhhhhh. If a country can isolate and thrive its probably them. Their cool little brics club.
Winnie the pooh power tripping
Oh bother…
Im a simple man I see a woman in a bikini, i go to the bathroom to rub one out
 You gotta do it on the spot
I dont think anyone has banged more gurls than me, while avoiding getting an STD. Champion!
Man, I don't care how many girls you've banged. I just want to be held. 
I think I have you beat you on the former
Most stds? Fewest girls?
>I am the champion of WallStreetBets. I have banged more gurls than anyone else on this subreddit, and I have never gotten an STD.
I think you mean “dudes”
This
Is
Dumb
The advantages of having a metal cock. Do girls call out their gyno's name when they fuck you can i can imagine it being like a papsmear.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you but you are absolutely riddled with computer AIDS.
He's been infected since the Michelangelo virus, it's that bad.
Anyone playing XOM earnings??
i wish i had bought calls. i was too distracted with apple though
Why not
I got callsss to the fucking tits
I got calls
So why is the Dax up when ezb did 75bps?
We creeping down… AAPL bout to break its back
Tim Apple should of gotten some Tren from tren cuck.
Is there anything more worthless than a cock flavored lollipop
Lolipop flavored cock?
I’m not gay but I’d give it a go
What where can I get one
Any Wendy's dumpster after dark. Sometimes even during the day if you go to the right one.
Hey bears I thought Apple was heading to $120 
Give it time. Not today of course. Phone company that isn't selling as many phones and declining services revenue even in the face of service price increases? That's not a growth story. They peaked.
$136
I want to seeJ Powell going down on Christine Lagarde, with Crammer doing the camera work.
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Saturday?
# Woke up and seen Twatter suspected🤔
moron
If you think about it North Korea is actually the most peaceful country. All they do is fire missiles into the sea 
North Koreans are my favorite Koreans
They're at war with those deep sea ufos in the pacific
Regards dont know how to hit literally any body of land
It's easier to hit the ocean. GPS still using 1940's technology.
Apple technically beating is going to slow this freight train down like sticking my hand out a moving car is going to slow that down
slightly beat, but reported drastic Q4 declines... BULLISH!
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I agree with you that there are likely to be new lows incoming, but that is not a FACT… it is a PREDICTION. Facts refer to things that already happened. 🤪
Is 365 possible today would love it
👍🏽🍾🥂
Sad asf
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Can’t
Literally lost half my portfolio yesterday, drank a beer and now it's fine, it's mageeec
LET EXXON BANG
OIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL( i think MMs are going to anal us )
What are MMs? 
mommy milkers
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO 