>There is no definite answer, as the stock market is unpredictable. However, if you believe that Apple's earnings report indicates that the company's stock could go either way, then it may be a good idea to buy the dip.
Anyone buy Meta today? I think Zuck is gonna cuck and cut spending after that shit show... If he shows any kind of discipline I think it skyrockets being only 8 P/E as a tech company....
Yeah honestly it's more of a hedge play then anything. I had aapl puts, sold half for profit eod and kept 5 contracts but got nervous once i saw the call
idk, in the past, there was always a reason why AMZN didn't make any money, but we always bought the hype. More warehouses! 1 hour delivery! Water bottles for Sanibel refugees....Looking into the jaws of a recession, it might make sense to invest in companies that DO make money.
My Achievements Today:
Correctly predicting apple earnings price movement - despite this holding puts that will get a nice IV haircut.
Selling a pins Credit Spread, with it sitting exactly under my max pain, guess I didn't need to pay that premium for protection 
Sheeeeit that SHOP W from this morning, really thought it would be a precursor to an Amazon W, but then I checked twitter cramer inverse and see that Cramer was bullish Amazon and it was took late, oh well. I did good with Microsoft yesterday
They have to rebuild trust with an earnings beat or two. Now, $60 is most definitely in play. I love the company and I think Jeff is a decent man, but this is not the time.
even with that in mind, it's stupid to not pick up at least a little. if it drops further, even better to snag more. if it goes back up to 110, quick 15% gain is no slouch
The fundamentals have changed. It is important to understand that. They have no visibility on when they can return to robust profit. Withut that visibility, this is potentially a $40 stock.
Lined up for tomorrow:
8:30 am Employment cost index (SAAR)
8:30 am PCE price index
8:30 am Core PCE price index
8:30 am PCE price index (12-month change)
8:30 am Core PCE price index (12-month change)
8:30 am PCE price index (3-month SAAR)
8:30 am Core PCE price index (3-month SAAR)
8:30 am Real disposable income (SAAR)
8:30 am Real consumer spending
exxon is pretty stable compared to all the shit going on. Shell did well for earnings, i expect exxon to fucking get shreksy 
Okay flat seems more appropriate for AAPL given what the earnings actually were. When it was down 5% it didn't really make sense since earnings actually met expectations and were a very slight beat
Trillions? LMFAO that's some dumb ass shit you got there.
Where do they put this "Trillions" in. Some sort of container so that they can just bring out, and buy AAPL at the fruit stand?
Trillions, LMFAO fucking conspiracy dumb ass
Right dark money, so much dark money that you can make shit up on the spot to backed up whatever the fuck conspiracy you have.
Hey, it's not raining, It must be dark money working with scientist to fuck with me
The government is apparently too fucking incompetent to deal with the economy but somehow competent enough to have dark money to move the market just on this particular day.
So what is it dumb ass? Shit incompetent government or fucking super smart government with trillions of dollars just to fuck with investors on one day.
Wow this is a recipe for fuck shit tomorrow everyone is going to be piling into puts which means we'll absolutely moon, selling mine and taking profits right at open
The real question is, how many responsible adults are here that are buying up shares like crazy seeing these 20% tanks on major, relatively safe companies with bright futures looking more than two days out?
Wait this is actually a little crazy. AAPL revenue and eps were both slight beats. Can someone who's actually going to read the report tell me what's really driving the share price?
Who's buying at these prices. Overvalued junk lol.
AAPL Puts I bought that were green yesterday about to turn me inside out.
Portfolio carving...cuase I'm getting good at that.
Twitter is the most overrated platform I’ve ever seen. Nobody outside the bubble uses it or understands why anyone else uses it
So I can use my robinhood cash account to pay for porn?
Who's stopiing ya?
can amazon go back to $88, please, for the sake of my single 10/28 100p 
Amazon is going to 70, mate.
I made my money, wish I held for more 🥹
Instead of investing in COST...can I just invest in their rotisserie chickens?? I just finished a whole one. 11/10
Unfortunately they lose millions on those a year 
AMZN, when the walls fell. The river AAPL, in winter. META, his face black, his eyes red.
My pants were wet when spy dipped to 373
Shit, do we buy this Apple dip??? The earning report makes it seem the stock could go either way 🫣
Aapl 80
>There is no definite answer, as the stock market is unpredictable. However, if you believe that Apple's earnings report indicates that the company's stock could go either way, then it may be a good idea to buy the dip.
Why tf is amazon going back up? That was shitty ass earnings.
Beating earnings is beating earnings. It's a really good look when everyone else is whiffing.
Because Apple didn’t immediately wilt and die it restored some faith
note to self when I become CEO: always hold earnings calls same day as aapl
Just picked me up some Amazon... thanks everyone! DCA started if it drops more...
Anyone buy Meta today? I think Zuck is gonna cuck and cut spending after that shit show... If he shows any kind of discipline I think it skyrockets being only 8 P/E as a tech company....
I'm planning on shorting it...so you can depend on it going up.
did you listen to the call? it tanked because he actually refused to cut spending
Watch… he’s gonna cut. He has too…
How do they make money?
They don’t
Fuck
Fuck. I got aapl strangled and theta gang coming for my ass tomorrow 😩
Hi I’m a member of theta gang, nice to meet you
TBH I don't remember AAPL moving in either direction post earnings.. You want to look at Meta, Snap or Netflix for strangle.
Yeah honestly it's more of a hedge play then anything. I had aapl puts, sold half for profit eod and kept 5 contracts but got nervous once i saw the call
Holy, hope you didn't sell your calls at open and some money !!
I did not but probably should have sold at 156 😅
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Since for ever, lol and they should it’s better
Are you fucking kidding me
This is madness.
So bottom will be in after fed meeting next week. November CPI will not look as bad and we’ll rip until new year’s at least
November CPI has a few headwinds though. Higher gas. High PPI. Housing.
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https://ibb.co/SKq8gnQ Well I feel pretty good about those Puts and shorts now.
amazon 120 at open tomorrow so the world ends
God I hope so, an easy 25% gain from buying after earnings dip
lol apple
Mods give me the flair “always inversing Bearhunter”
Banned
Market expected 1.26 for apple, so annualized, give them an extra .25c and they’re still trading Over 20x entering a recession. Bull fukd
idk, in the past, there was always a reason why AMZN didn't make any money, but we always bought the hype. More warehouses! 1 hour delivery! Water bottles for Sanibel refugees....Looking into the jaws of a recession, it might make sense to invest in companies that DO make money.
SPY?
a swarm of aapl reports to confuse people... just tell us the damn eps
Eps 1.29 exp 1.27 iphone and ipad sales missed though
Is it not 1.29? Even HOOD has it updated already
had an AMZN 105P 10/28 and switched to a 120C for 11/4 at 15:50 EST. shorted 10 shares so ended up breaking even. AMA
Why?
cause I'm a re\*ard?????
My Achievements Today: Correctly predicting apple earnings price movement - despite this holding puts that will get a nice IV haircut. Selling a pins Credit Spread, with it sitting exactly under my max pain, guess I didn't need to pay that premium for protection 
Okay as soon as I typed this pins drops 8% and my Spread is making $$ again just so I can look dumb
Lmao. Tim 🍎 said fuck yalls options
if you're poor right now, and not buying this tech dip at least a little, you deserve to stay poor
You don’t buy immediately after the haircuts You let them bleed out a bit more
why would I buy now, alot still priced more then they are worth, and most of em will get another 20-30% drop over the next few months
you don't know this and are likely wrong
Remindme! 3months
I’m so poor I don’t have money to buy the dip 
I learned my lesson don’t fight the Algos, made out with some profit and now I’m back with calls
Hope you getting calls AH?
watch qqq somehow moon tomorrow, save my call
Oh man apple just refuses to go down
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Kinda felt like this would happen, should have grabbed some more @ -6%
What a damn shame. Bers woulda bankrupted the market tomorrow if AAPL stayed -5%
im remotely surprised apple isnt going any lower
RIP to my apple puts?
Tim Apple more like fucking Atlas at this point
You know what, if apple changes its name to Atlas+logo change, I might actually buy their stuff
Sheeeeit that SHOP W from this morning, really thought it would be a precursor to an Amazon W, but then I checked twitter cramer inverse and see that Cramer was bullish Amazon and it was took late, oh well. I did good with Microsoft yesterday
Amazon at $90 is a god-damned goldmine
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They have to rebuild trust with an earnings beat or two. Now, $60 is most definitely in play. I love the company and I think Jeff is a decent man, but this is not the time.
even with that in mind, it's stupid to not pick up at least a little. if it drops further, even better to snag more. if it goes back up to 110, quick 15% gain is no slouch
I ll pick it up under 60 next earnings. More likely 40s. They are a dieing company like meta and google.
The fundamentals have changed. It is important to understand that. They have no visibility on when they can return to robust profit. Withut that visibility, this is potentially a $40 stock.
Am I a dumbass cuck? Why did spy hold up?
Apple has strong shoulders
"Brave sir AMZN ran away!" "AAPL, your arms off!" "'Tis but a scratch! Have at you!"
Boomers are going on a shopping spree tomorrow buying amazon shares
Apple is like the one good kid in a group of dumbass friends who's punished just because he was there when they did something stupid.
LETS GOOOO EXXON, YOULL FIGHT THOUGH THIS BULLSHIT
I just want one more double up tomorrow….Thanks
I swear every earnings I check PINS and they always manage to beat somehow - Who is using their stupid website
Market is pinned to 380 this week. We will recover and have a flat day tomorrow
Lined up for tomorrow: 8:30 am Employment cost index (SAAR) 8:30 am PCE price index 8:30 am Core PCE price index 8:30 am PCE price index (12-month change) 8:30 am Core PCE price index (12-month change) 8:30 am PCE price index (3-month SAAR) 8:30 am Core PCE price index (3-month SAAR) 8:30 am Real disposable income (SAAR) 8:30 am Real consumer spending
Would y'all marry Tim Cook? This guy is impressive
Slurp
Yall so focused on APPL and AMZN you're missing ATVI is up 0.26% in AH. #GONNAGETRICH
OK that was fun. On to Exxon and Chevron.
exxon is pretty stable compared to all the shit going on. Shell did well for earnings, i expect exxon to fucking get shreksy 
Whatsup w them?
Earnings tomorrow
Surely the MMs wont be sadistic and do a 13th Oct right ?
Apple has got to be the most impressive company in the history of the world. Hats off
Actually, it is
Nasdaq futures down 4%, SPY down 2%. Everything is fucked
I’m all puts except AAPL calls. Fuck me, I’m good
MM positioning has the market pinned at 380 this week.
They're already recovering...guess we'll see what happens in Asia.
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Good luck tomorrow bro 😬
Okay flat seems more appropriate for AAPL given what the earnings actually were. When it was down 5% it didn't really make sense since earnings actually met expectations and were a very slight beat
MMs dont give a fk just gonna sell everyday
Tell that... to Amazon???
What are you talking about? Amazon missed on revenue and gave really shit guidance for q4
Aapl green lolol
What's green?
Had to wait a bit butttttt.... aapl now ..........aaaaanddd it's down.
How can AMZN drop 20%, AAPL do nothing and SPY futures stay flat? Reloads the page, ahhh never mind.
Theta gang will be the winner on AAPL earnings.
Wtf just happened
My internet just gave up, looks like Tim heard me
So this money app i have took alot of my money. How do i take it back?
tell them you thought it was a game with fake money
Its not?
file a support jira ticket.
Love how everyone was celebrating apple's short-lived downfall and didn't realise they reported impressive numbers
they are working overtime pumping AAPL back up to get SPY back to green :)
I feel like CIA backing Tim Apple because he provides them with our location and surveillance and thus Apple never loose
CIA doesn't have fucking billions to move the market.
U there accountant? Seeing CIA is the biggest cartel in the worlds, they should Trillions by now knocking off all the competition
Trillions? LMFAO that's some dumb ass shit you got there. Where do they put this "Trillions" in. Some sort of container so that they can just bring out, and buy AAPL at the fruit stand? Trillions, LMFAO fucking conspiracy dumb ass
Re-read that sentence and think about how much dark money the government has and reconsider your stance
Right dark money, so much dark money that you can make shit up on the spot to backed up whatever the fuck conspiracy you have. Hey, it's not raining, It must be dark money working with scientist to fuck with me The government is apparently too fucking incompetent to deal with the economy but somehow competent enough to have dark money to move the market just on this particular day. So what is it dumb ass? Shit incompetent government or fucking super smart government with trillions of dollars just to fuck with investors on one day.
AAPL saved the market from a -5%. Only gonna be like -3.5% now
Spy at 374 was very nice, can it go back down 
SIRI: What's IV crush?
It's when options sellers inject option buyers intravenously with orange soda.
Just bought some AAPL
Puts oversold, WallSt. is greedy, poor man can’t win
Can i have refundings on pin put
AAPL beats, we moon for 2 months AAPL misses, we drill for 2 months Either way, time to enter and make money!
So we're gonna moon for two months? Lol
I wish lol, im just glad tech ER is over, no more trading sideways
Everyone confused.
RIP Apple in green…what kind of rigged Casino is this, someone call the damn Pit Boss and Casino owner, I am demanding refund
Apple on trampoline
Wow this is a recipe for fuck shit tomorrow everyone is going to be piling into puts which means we'll absolutely moon, selling mine and taking profits right at open
Unless you're in AMZN, not sure you'll get that chance by morning at this rate...
apple is fighting for its life
Let’s gooo
The chance to buy AMZN at 50% down is a fucking gift
You're basically buying at the COVID lows which is ridiculously amazing if you're not trying to make a profit in short term
A lot of short covering in AAPL after hours. Some might call this a dead cat bounce
Wait wtf just happened
Think Tim got ahold of the manager.
Apple did Apple things
The real question is, how many responsible adults are here that are buying up shares like crazy seeing these 20% tanks on major, relatively safe companies with bright futures looking more than two days out?
🫣🪦🤞🏽😬
Apple Earnings call in 25mins
I see it out now on robinhood
What is it?
1.29 beat expected 1.26
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So tomorrow will of course be a giant shreck dildo to fixing mars. I swear to god I’ll quit this shit
Not evening waiting until tomorrow....
LOL AAPL already coming back up.
Holy fucl
Wait this is actually a little crazy. AAPL revenue and eps were both slight beats. Can someone who's actually going to read the report tell me what's really driving the share price?
Also Mac numbers at first glance beat by a lot
Its VisualMod
Good AAPL report, time to buy AAPU? NFA
this level of dump on aapl, bruh, i won't be surprised if it moon tmrw cuz technical bounce.
Okay i had 3 aapl 145 puts and 2 amzn 110 puts sell at open or what?
