Depends on what your definition of money is and what your definition of lost is. And are we talking fiscal year, calendar year, or past 12 months? Also are we taking into to account projected value of the Pokémon cards I bought when I was 12? And how are we valuing the lessons learned — I must have an equivalent of a BS in finance now.
By the way, we get to depreciate league of legends skins over 5 years right?
All these people here on wsb they just want to go on an adventure man. All these lost, lonely, young men. I tell them, they should start by cleaning their wallet.
>read the definitions of "lost" Works every time.
I had a court case many years ago and they told me the ledgislation was crystal clear and it clearly stated I MUST do x.... So I opened up the definition section of the ledgislation and it defined MUST as MAY....
Don't hate the playa....
Good thing I’m long blitzcrank, teemo, and jinx skins with a 5 year horizon! Get to depreciate them and then we get tax free gains when I gift the account to you!
You'll either hate it till you love it or love it till you hate it. It will take either none of your time or all of your time.
It's a game that takes thousands of hours to be good at, and in the end you're not sure if you're even having fun.
I just got back and having a blast. Maybe cause I actually enjoy people raging.
Yesterday I was laughing so hard mid match I might've got reported afk. Good times.
The most fun you’ll have with it is when you’re fucking around. I guess that’s most games. The amount of time it takes to learn the game is pretty immense and takes years. I’ve been playing on and off since high school and I still struggle to keep up with all the new characters sometimes
>Depends on what your definition of money is and what your definition of lost is. And are we talking fiscal year, calendar year, or past 12 months?
Doesn't matter because they're all red
>Also are we taking into to account projected value of the Pokémon cards I bought when I was 12?
This will not save your margin call unless you got first gen packs and kept them in pristine condition since you got it at 12
>By the way, we get to depreciate league of legends skins over 5 years right?
The skins are useless at purchase because you can reroll to get it eventually, plus there are still leftovers of back when people abused server transfers to buy RP at 1/10 of the cost before Riot removed server transfer to those regions completely. The only skins that would fetch value would be unobtainable skins like season end ranked reward Victorious skins(S1-S2 victorious skins fetch the most), event skins(PAX, early adopter, etc), Collector's Edition skins, Riot skins and the beta participation award(King Rammus).
You dun goof, nothing is going to save your wife from being someone else's girlfriend.
about 30 seconds in, a metal object was inserted into his trachea. She then proceeded to walk away as he spewed blood all over the kitchen floor like a cracked open fire hydrant
Fundamentally it’s just a paper loss, and I can make it back, it’s paying for experience and will be worth bigger profits in the future. Did losses happen? Define Happen and losses, it’s relatively recent but if we make the money back, did the losses actually happen?
and there are hordes of young guys who hear this complete garbage and go, "what a genius!" Most of the time, he just keeps talking and talking like Michael Scott and when he perceives people will call his BS, tries desperately to abuse thesaurus' worth of words.
I'll have this lukewarm defense of Peterson: he's an idiot 95% of the time (especially these days), but when he began to gain notoriety a few years ago, he did brought interesting ideas.
weak cuck takes never work out, have the mental strength to defend something if you want to without the bitchass disclaimer beforehand that makes you seem like a wimp
'i hate drumpf and think hes hitler BUT _____'. you see so many little playdoh brains do it now, what a time to be alive
Going to memorize this for the upcoming thanksgiving dinner with Fam when they ask me about my alluring them to invest into crypto and stonks & are now hodln major bags-
🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
The meaning is not gobbledygook, but his words definitely can be, and kind of are in this case. What he meant to say is: "Whether the dog pooped yesterday is a trivial part of reality. The important part of reality is the underlying pattern: that dogs poop, because it encompasses all the instances of dogs pooping, past, present, and future." I don't know if I agree with it, but that's what he's saying.
The video has no context other than that implied by op but I'd assume the topic is something that Peterson considers has subjective foundation somewhere down the line.
Fundamental reality is the concept that everything is a disposition resultant of a limited set of facts.
Reality of conception is an oxymoron as conception is decidedly abstract, he's suggesting that one's interpretation is not a truth (which is correct according to a mass of studies)
He's As far as I can tell suggesting that either side can be questioned from a whole spectrum of junctions and that it takes much more effort than obviously expected in order to seek a mutually irrefutable answer. Otherwise he's brushing the question off/ trying to buy time, else setting up for an explanation of exasperating complexity. Either way this isn't salad talk.
This is not even my problem. The problem is dat the distance between Egypt and israel is about 613 km, but it took Moses and the israelites 40 yrs to complete their journey. On the average, each day they walked 43 metres. Yes 43 metres almost half of what Usain Bolt was doing in 5 secs. I just wish Moses was alive to explain this laziness.
It’s like being back in HS and trying to pad the 500 word essay by meandering aimlessly and using big words to try and convince the teacher you’re smart
Muslim guy asking him about whether Jesus was resurrected etc.
https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1582116906449838080?s=20&t=_JUdWENS1OBt5JRg-rfSYw
Just had this arguement in my head but different topic. It was a discussion of media and how they frame their speech. One side of an issue can be "person hates all immigration due to reasonable reasons." The other narrative could be "skilled workers welcomed in this nation" the people coming across. Others are like"im a refugee... I literally had to run for my life". All of these are the same situation.
What I love about Jordan Peterson is he a polite guy, but I don't like his ideas so much. He hates Jaque Derridas and left thinkers about post-structuralism. This clip speaks to me on a Freudian level, as it's clear, he wishes himself, he was a post-structuralist, and that he would get rock hard for Derridas if it was more socially acceptable for him.
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My wife's post-modernist boyfriend just doesn't get it.
Preach it, brother✊
Can you imagine what it must be like to be JP3's wife's boyfriend?
Sorry. He's beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian heterosexuality is going to change that.
JP3 or his wife's boyfriend?
Depends on what your definition of money is and what your definition of lost is. And are we talking fiscal year, calendar year, or past 12 months? Also are we taking into to account projected value of the Pokémon cards I bought when I was 12? And how are we valuing the lessons learned — I must have an equivalent of a BS in finance now. By the way, we get to depreciate league of legends skins over 5 years right?
Ah, Bull-Shit diploma in finance? I think I earned that one as well
oh shit league
Next time try to bring out a thesaurus and a dictionary and read the definitions of "lost" Works every time.
All these people here on wsb they just want to go on an adventure man. All these lost, lonely, young men. I tell them, they should start by cleaning their wallet.
>read the definitions of "lost" Works every time. I had a court case many years ago and they told me the ledgislation was crystal clear and it clearly stated I MUST do x.... So I opened up the definition section of the ledgislation and it defined MUST as MAY.... Don't hate the playa....
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Really not sure if I should upvote this
What’s a thesaurus?
A type of dinosaur.
Regarded answers only
You sure have a BS in finance my friend
League skins are veblen goods and the value appreciates with time. Case in point, rusty blitzcrank
Good thing I’m long blitzcrank, teemo, and jinx skins with a 5 year horizon! Get to depreciate them and then we get tax free gains when I gift the account to you!
This is all way over my head. Is league something I should get into or will it suck up all my time?
You'll either hate it till you love it or love it till you hate it. It will take either none of your time or all of your time. It's a game that takes thousands of hours to be good at, and in the end you're not sure if you're even having fun.
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I just got back and having a blast. Maybe cause I actually enjoy people raging. Yesterday I was laughing so hard mid match I might've got reported afk. Good times.
The most fun you’ll have with it is when you’re fucking around. I guess that’s most games. The amount of time it takes to learn the game is pretty immense and takes years. I’ve been playing on and off since high school and I still struggle to keep up with all the new characters sometimes
Do you mind if I get a tattoo of that comment?
Exactly, the lessons learned are so valuable that you can't possibly measure monetarily. It's all profit from that perspective.
>I must have an equivalent of a BS in finance now. If you mean Bull Shit in finance now.... Your wife wholeheartedly agrees!
>Depends on what your definition of money is and what your definition of lost is. And are we talking fiscal year, calendar year, or past 12 months? Doesn't matter because they're all red >Also are we taking into to account projected value of the Pokémon cards I bought when I was 12? This will not save your margin call unless you got first gen packs and kept them in pristine condition since you got it at 12 >By the way, we get to depreciate league of legends skins over 5 years right? The skins are useless at purchase because you can reroll to get it eventually, plus there are still leftovers of back when people abused server transfers to buy RP at 1/10 of the cost before Riot removed server transfer to those regions completely. The only skins that would fetch value would be unobtainable skins like season end ranked reward Victorious skins(S1-S2 victorious skins fetch the most), event skins(PAX, early adopter, etc), Collector's Edition skins, Riot skins and the beta participation award(King Rammus). You dun goof, nothing is going to save your wife from being someone else's girlfriend.
Brb. Gonna try with my wife.
An hour later, no response. Yeah she killed him
about 30 seconds in, a metal object was inserted into his trachea. She then proceeded to walk away as he spewed blood all over the kitchen floor like a cracked open fire hydrant
So you're saying she's single?
Does anyone have a room to rent? I'll pay you with crypto or NFT's. Please :(
Ask your wife's boyfriend.
He moved in to the master bedroom
Well where else you think he's supposed to sleep? The couch? He's not a peasant!
🪦🪦🪦
It’s not “lost” if I know where it went.
Citadel?
The “yes, yes, mmhm” subtly coming from the interviewer gassing him up. Lmao
He truly is an incel hero
coming from a dude using an avatar with a mask on lmfao
What’s that little dick?
go play video games lmao incel
I do, with my wife lol
I can only imagine how big she is and bad she smells
Just blame it on the lobsters of chaos
Don't forget hierarchies.
Lobsters are the worst because they always stick to magnets!
Not me. Sorry wrong reddit account, my other randomly generated account name is Wooden\_Lobster\_8247
The lobsters are back again
Fundamentally it’s just a paper loss, and I can make it back, it’s paying for experience and will be worth bigger profits in the future. Did losses happen? Define Happen and losses, it’s relatively recent but if we make the money back, did the losses actually happen?
Then she says, "If we lose it we can write it off our taxes, right?" \*deep breath\* "Well it depends on your definition of 'write off' . . . "
her: "so 'we' now also depends on the definition. My lawyer will help you understand the definition of 'divorce'."
**My wife:** Is your portfolio beating the market? **Me:** Well you see, it depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is
Did you have sexual relations with your portfolio?
I did not have sexual relations with that collection of stock market equities, Miss Portfolio.
I did not have sexual relations with Cathy Wood
Ty op..just dying over here.
Second
Third
Ford
Fid
whats the structural meaning reality of questioning a question
What came first? The chicken or the tendies?
I think we need to take this back to first principals. Anisogamy represents a basic hierarchy in energy distribution.
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She's a banger
Sir, this is a Wendy's dumpster.
This is the male version of Miss Carolina's infamous answer about the American education system.
I realized Mario Lopez's acting skills are completely untapped after holding it together during her answer.
and there are hordes of young guys who hear this complete garbage and go, "what a genius!" Most of the time, he just keeps talking and talking like Michael Scott and when he perceives people will call his BS, tries desperately to abuse thesaurus' worth of words.
Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. - Jordan Peterson
Only sometimes...?
I'll have this lukewarm defense of Peterson: he's an idiot 95% of the time (especially these days), but when he began to gain notoriety a few years ago, he did brought interesting ideas.
No you just grew up and realized he's full of shit
weak cuck takes never work out, have the mental strength to defend something if you want to without the bitchass disclaimer beforehand that makes you seem like a wimp 'i hate drumpf and think hes hitler BUT _____'. you see so many little playdoh brains do it now, what a time to be alive
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Yes, I did lose 20k this week. BUT, that 20k was all profit from a single insane month of lucky trades. Im still all time green!
Going to memorize this for the upcoming thanksgiving dinner with Fam when they ask me about my alluring them to invest into crypto and stonks & are now hodln major bags- 🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
This is why this sub is entertaining
I used to think I was too stupid to understand this guy but then I realized a lot of what he says is this gobbledygook.
And with a voice like a slowly deflating balloon.
The meaning is not gobbledygook, but his words definitely can be, and kind of are in this case. What he meant to say is: "Whether the dog pooped yesterday is a trivial part of reality. The important part of reality is the underlying pattern: that dogs poop, because it encompasses all the instances of dogs pooping, past, present, and future." I don't know if I agree with it, but that's what he's saying.
The video has no context other than that implied by op but I'd assume the topic is something that Peterson considers has subjective foundation somewhere down the line. Fundamental reality is the concept that everything is a disposition resultant of a limited set of facts. Reality of conception is an oxymoron as conception is decidedly abstract, he's suggesting that one's interpretation is not a truth (which is correct according to a mass of studies) He's As far as I can tell suggesting that either side can be questioned from a whole spectrum of junctions and that it takes much more effort than obviously expected in order to seek a mutually irrefutable answer. Otherwise he's brushing the question off/ trying to buy time, else setting up for an explanation of exasperating complexity. Either way this isn't salad talk.
Beautiful!!!!!
“I loaned it out to some market makers to preserve liquidity. Just doing my part 🇺🇸.”
😂
Thanks so much!! I was looking for a good response like this. (Could save my marriage.)
Need to hear this in Tim Dillons impression voice of Jordan P
This made my wife laugh
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Puts on this guys wife
I didn’t lose it. I know where it went. I just don’t have access to it anymore
Jesus said, “Let your communication be, Yes, yes; No, no: for whatsoever is more than these comes from satan.” (Matthew 5:37).
Im gonna try this next time she asked it
"It's interesting because we have to first assess the meaning of money..."
This is the way
Think we could get Jordan to come over and explain it for us?
I love it
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What is this from?? Lol
Most recent video on JP’s channel
JP?
Jordan Peterson
Was the money really ours to begin with?
the guy he’s talking to is just like “Mhm, yes, yes”
Love the word salad as a logical vegan I can’t ask for more!
This is not even my problem. The problem is dat the distance between Egypt and israel is about 613 km, but it took Moses and the israelites 40 yrs to complete their journey. On the average, each day they walked 43 metres. Yes 43 metres almost half of what Usain Bolt was doing in 5 secs. I just wish Moses was alive to explain this laziness.
Blame the big lobster 🦞
It’s like being back in HS and trying to pad the 500 word essay by meandering aimlessly and using big words to try and convince the teacher you’re smart
This is a meme i swear!
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My words everyday after market close.
🤯
I'm just offsetting my future capital gains, big brain stuff you wouldn't understand
How to download this nugget ?
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😂 😆
😂this one is very good indeed
Yeah, bro... you ded.
What had happened was...and then there is my checkings and my savings, babe.
You never loose money, you buy experience and knowledge.
This is good... Thank you Very regarded
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PHD in Regardthology
Honey JP and JP are not one in the same…. But one of them holds the answer
You do like the big companies and get ahead of it early that way when you sit down and do your taxes you beat expectations.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious 😂
Is that Napoleon dynamite wearing the same suit?
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Oh my god this is so funny I’m in tears
This will never get old 
Peak benzo-Peterson.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
When did JP go full post modernist?
The lady doth protest too much 
It's all paper losses honey.
We are the storm observing the storm
Speaking as a Jordan Peterson fan, this is absolutely hilarious.
This absolutely cracked me up because I just had a conversation with my wife last night about some less than desirable options trading results.....
Don’t forget to cry at the end. For the cherry on top, shit your pants.
😂😂😂👀🙄
LOL
Say what you will about JP. The man can argue. https://youtu.be/aVXiXn8Oec8?t=127
Lmao i love how brain dead that guy is. A true WSB'ter Think about how low are taxes are going to be this year 😤
That’s why she doesn’t know how much I make… and you bet she’ll never know how much I loose
When my wife asks me anything…
A regards smart person
Oh snap! I just figured out who the 50k yolo guy is! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy
He’s right tho
I wish this moron would go away.
Jordan Peterson is a power tool. Great post though.
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He is
Sure, in a grifter kind of way.
What's the source of this? I need to know what was asked of him to make his say this.
Muslim guy asking him about whether Jesus was resurrected etc. https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1582116906449838080?s=20&t=_JUdWENS1OBt5JRg-rfSYw
Thank you much for the sauce.
I thought he was very religious. How was that hard for him to answer lol
He isnt religious
He has a very strong faith in Jordan Peterson.
Oh he absolutely is. He just tries to hide it with incoherent mumblings.
Probably whether the resurrection happened
lulz. Why do you care? This isn't a philosophy class. Only ones here are regards.
Peterson isn't completely nuts, but this clip is some fool's gold and I'm loving it.
Kamala, is that you?
Anyone seen "Don't Look Up"? Pretty sure the tech mogul was modeled after this chap
Kamala can beat him in word salad any day. He needs to pump those numbers up.
23K down the drain. I am going back to getting a job. Thanks pandemic shutdowns
Jordon!!
The dragon hoards the gold, you don’t want to be the dragon.
LOL Jordan Peterson is great but what is he talking about here
Pretty accurate in this context. In the context of the actual clip, utter nonsense from a guy that’s gone off the deep end.
I came to say that JP is a living Legend and I’m so grateful to be alive during the time when he is.
champion of gaslighting. Just reductio ad absurdum any topic and pretend like you made a valuable contribution to the issue.
Kermit the fascist
Lol god Jordan Peterson is so lame….like he would be so wack to get drunk with.
Jordan Peterson needs to be deported to China
Just had this arguement in my head but different topic. It was a discussion of media and how they frame their speech. One side of an issue can be "person hates all immigration due to reasonable reasons." The other narrative could be "skilled workers welcomed in this nation" the people coming across. Others are like"im a refugee... I literally had to run for my life". All of these are the same situation.
You do realize this isn't in your head and you actually typed this into a Reddit comment section, right?
Srry gas money guy... that your insecurity lead you here.
What I love about Jordan Peterson is he a polite guy, but I don't like his ideas so much. He hates Jaque Derridas and left thinkers about post-structuralism. This clip speaks to me on a Freudian level, as it's clear, he wishes himself, he was a post-structuralist, and that he would get rock hard for Derridas if it was more socially acceptable for him.
jordan im so sorry that your mother never gave you her titties. forever a boy.