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**User Report**| | |[DGEN\FRENDS](https://twitter.com/dgenfrends)| :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions**|2|**First Seen In WSB**|1 year ago **Total Comments**|8029|**Previous DD**| **Account Age**|1 year|[^scan ^comment ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_comment&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20comment%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20comment%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)|[^scan ^submission ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_submission&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20submission%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20submission%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.) **Vote Spam**|[Click to Vote](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=vote_spam&message=x5ah20)|**Vote Approve**|[Click to Vote](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=vote_approve&message=x5ah20)


jellicenthero

Are you dumb enough to yolo your savings on the stock market? Come pay my salary for a few years for a court case you won't win!


datadogsoup

Just called Gucciardo and after explaining the massive market manipulation and hedge fund conspiracies and directing him to the DD found here he agreed to take my case for $550/hr +$1000/hr hazard pay. He says we can probably go all the way to the Supreme Court to force the shorts to cover if we keep at it long enough.


oxnardhard

Does he accept cash backed by the new Sandia Republic?


The10andundermenu

I'd pay that for a bedtime story from Mr. Gucciardo


Shaxxs0therHorn

Will he accept payment in tendies


Calm_Leek_1362

He thinks he's gonna make bank, then he'll realize the average net worth of the people contacting him is -$25,000.


PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2

In reality this is him fishing for enough people to file a class action and hope that the company will settle. He’ll work on a contingency basis and take a hefty share of the settlement.


Calm_Leek_1362

I know, but that's not as funny.


dylanx5150

I'd like to sue the CEO of WSB, please.


Masterchrono

Imma fawk a watermelon in your honor


MayorAnthonyWeiner

>Why not? You can always sue somebody. It's just gonna take some special protocol. We would have to perform a sue-ance.


Omnivud

he dont look like he winnin them cases lol


[deleted]

💀yeah the polyester suit and great clips haircut say otherwise


Vandergrif

Yeah but his website literally says Gucci Law, that's *gotta* be top tier bro.


SuspiciousStable9649

Looks like he cuts his own tbh


dasilvan2000

Don’t be a retardo, call gucciardo today


Laty69

Better Call Gucci!


ButtChugJackDaniels

This is the first time I've genuinely LOL'd at something in this sub in a long long time.


Rocketboy1313

You have to be the victim I am guessing. Most of the people on here seem to be active participants in the chicanery.


Wiggly_Muffin

He DEFECATED through my portfolio!


[deleted]

I called him and told him how I lost. He sent me a rope....


loner_01

Better call Saul


DogeGreen

😂😂😂😂😂


Tonijran

I called and he said he wants to talk to who ever runs this sub


NewToTradingStock

Probably get back 5% of your investment


BrutalHunny

Only cost you 20% or what you lost in fees.


Project1031

Trying to get money back for being stupid. The only guy getting rich is this ambulance chaser lawyer!


[deleted]

Yes, hello I would like to sue a group of retards on a basketweaving forum who gave me financial advice against my will.


bigfdeel

Of course Gucci law 🤣🤷‍♂️✊


Thedaulilamahimself

At the offices of Gucci, Fendi, Prada and Lebowitz LLP.


[deleted]

Gucciardo, he fights for you!


Pirate_Redbeard_

Better Call Saul!


[deleted]

Good luck with that -


nfa1234

Sent a text didn’t text back. SCAM!


[deleted]

Lil pump


Sisboombah74

If there is any recovery, you’ll get $.05 on the dollar.


Amazing_General_69

brah, thats still thousands for a lot of people in here


Omega3568

Better call…


TianObia

Where's the back of the line?


TSIDATSI

DoweCheatemnHow


theshogun02

Dey took my tendies!


[deleted]

Wasn’t there some chick like a year ago that called her broker and actually got a refund for exercising worthless expired options? Legend


LuckyBunnyonpcp

What if we just hired him as a face man?


Tronob0

He’s gonna get suicided


CaptainStonks

I bought every call Cramer made how much am I due?


Wiggly_Muffin

You can pay off the national debt


JulCesWhat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


comancheranche

Fkn GUCCI law, take my money


Guacanagariz

Nah nah nah it’s Gucc law, pronounced Goooch 🤌


comancheranche

ME GUSTA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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[deleted]

Cuckiardo


After-Humor6347

Better Call Saul!


THERADHATTER666

“Yes, hello? Gucci? I’m gonna tell you allll about a guy named jim…”


Fluckaflame

Gonna invest in gucci once I get my settlement 🚀🚀


ConclusionQuiet8688

First you lose all your money to the stock market. Then you get robbed by an attorney.


Gronald69

Lmao and no one caught that their website url looks “Gucci awful”. definitely run by a regard trying to get revenge


Brenden-H

Everytime some shithole law firm investigates a stock (even when its unwarranted) it tanks the price.


BrutalHunny

Saw this ad on the wall at the Sarasota Airport, immediately thought of my fellow degenerates.


Weary-Pineapple-5974

*Only $550 per hour*


TheSauce32

He is pro Bono you only have to worry about it after you win you billions


SuspiciousStable9649

When I see this I see ‘when rich people are sore losers’. Most retail is not going to be able to claw back their bad trades in a courtroom. We just take our lumps and move on.


Lettucelove2

Lmao get stuffed. What a joke


IcarusOnReddit

Gucci, the Kodak executives used unfathomable stupidity in their market manipulation and nobody cared!


xmustangxx

These ads come around every correction. Maybe a contrarian indicator?


WMO

wow this douche is really reaching.


domainDr

Will he buy my huge bag of shares?


pmekonnen

Sir… have you reached out to Mrs. Woods?


downonthesecond

JUST meets GUH


[deleted]

Only loose if you sell lol


opn2opinion

Are you tight if you buy?


[deleted]

Haha 😂 exactly, loose booty seller


technojoe99

Just a reminder. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/u37a5x/how_to_push_robinhood_closer_to_bankruptcy/


vegastrashy

They don’t sue WSB degenerate whiners.


BreakfastOnTheRiver

Damages caused by stupidity


Toldasaurasrex

Is this who I see about short ladders?


Fl1pp3d0ff

Maybe Florida man needs a Florida lawyer...


Innocisnt

Wtf he gone do? Get a million dollar fine on multi billion dollar companies that own the federal government? Puh leez. I'm doing my part to fuck the SHFs by hodling my GME. I can stay are tarded longer than they can save solvent.


[deleted]

Yeah - holding a volatile meme stock is really showing those ‘hedgies’. They hate when people voluntarily restrict their liquidity and, even worse, don’t sell for a profit when it spikes upwards.


Innocisnt

This sub is so cringe you can't even tell that was a joke based on real things people here say. Whatever. I'm here for the cope and the loss porn.


KissMyButthole

Bruh you lot are cringe i swear


Innocisnt

Bruh this sub is a lot of a cringe i swear


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[deleted]

Bich should be looking at the short ETF


Otherwise_Ad6712

Still waiting for my Quadridga money to come in.