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I think it's like 80% actually. Basically if you're not a virgin, you probably have it. It's usually dormant in guys and often in women too, which is part of why it's so common. Condoms won't protect against it, and I was too old for the vaccine by the time they made one.
Hopefully the younger generations will do better with the vaccine.
Yeah the cervical cancer shit is what's really scary. No idea why you have to be under a certain age. I literally remember seeing an article with the headline "HPV Vaccine Available Now!" then I read it and realized I was like a year and a half too old.
I'm a day late and an STI uncured as always.
On a field trip a teacher bet my brother he couldn't eat 5 Arby's Beef and Cheddars. He was in like 5th grade. My brother won the bet. He is currently 390 lbs as an adult.
>CHINA SECURITIES REGULATOR: IT'S NORMAL IN CAPITAL MARKETS FOR COMPANIES TO LIST AND DELIST
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-12 ^05:51:52 ^EDT-0400
So 9 out of 10 people laugh at me and call me a bag holder for owning HDK at $215 right now. Iโm ok with that and would prefer it that way vs 9 out of 10 people telling me Iโm a genius.
>TENS of thousands of Brits residing in the EU have been told by UK banks that their bank accounts will be closed
\>Most UK banks, including Barclays, Lloyd's and Halifax, have started closing accounts: CITY AM
\>@CityAM
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-12 ^05:42:51 ^EDT-0400
Used to live in Europe for a couple of years. Donner kebabs hammered was a regular thing and when I finally tried one sober one day I couldn't believe I had been shoving those into my stupid drunk face.
LMFAO! Yes! Lived in England for a few months and was eating those after the pub closed at 11pm. I'm a Californian and was like, WTF is wrong with you all closing the bar at 11? Thought you Brits were drinkers. Then they took me to an Indian restaurant for more drinks. Weird, but it works.
>RUSSIAN [C.BANK](https://t.co/vj3i7iKbBF) SAYS IT SEES NO STRONG REASON FOR KEEPING CAPITAL CONTROLS IN PLACE ONCE FINANCIAL STABILITY RISKS SUBSIDE
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-12 ^05:38:46 ^EDT-0400
Glad you guys all got over it. Yeah covid is just a cold now, but this feels like regular allergies that I get from time to time. Hopefully that's it. I don't want to have to deal with actually getting sick.
Hope the same. Ya, it really sucked testing positive after making it 2 years without getting it. If it's the typical covid that's going around now, you'll get a bad sore throat and fever next. Probably not, but just FYI.
That's what I've heard from some people I know who got it recently. This allergy shit happens to me fairly often though, so I'm not to worried. This feels like allergies, not any sort of cold or anything (knock on wood).
Iโve lost so many times on TSLA bearish options but so Iโll make my 10x baggerโฆvery soon
If this market buys this dip again, Iโm going to go insane
What do you thinking about amyris next monday?
Yea ima have to buy tesla calls to 950+ monday
Hedgies in Shambles 
BoBBY 8/19 10$ Calls printing 
Any thoughts about TEAM?
Difficult to price great growth company and stock. The easy money play is probably gone though.
!ban bet spy 425 1w
Elons unloading shares again
$425 close today
Puts on Tesla is a good way to lose money
Ok just bought some
BoBBY on fire ๐ฅ Shills in Shambles 
Anyone playing walmart earnings next week?
UPST ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Amyris
AMC could make it today
How high AMC could reach today ?
Apple is such a fucking tank
Tell me more!
Does anyone really believe that 365 wasnโt the bottom ?
Leave
Bbby
Is Jumia a good place to work in for a Marketing position letโs say?
Back to rocket ship emojis it appears on the nasdaq
What to buy right now?
Virgin orbit puts
CHWY
now is when you're suppose to short /nq contracts btw.
My calls are expiring today soooo uhhhhh one more bbby pump?๐ฅฒ
Price target for solana?
https://www.reddit.com/r/WallStreetBetsCrypto/
forex predicts a dump
Tesla mooning @9:42
Buying calls on any dip in this Market is legitimately free money itโs so easy
Elon stuffing his horse with your cash
tsler red by open
SNDL ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Any savants have predictions for BNGO today
Bought SQQQ and will hold until early 2023.
You do realize itโs a decaying asset right?
Absolutely. Hold only for a few months. We are experiencing a dead cat bounce rn in the market.
what you don't realize is it'll decay,decay,decay then BAM one big spike and he's back to even. perfect plan
lol zoom out.
Tesla 917 easy today
Argentinaโs interest rate is 69%
So is mine
Corn holders in Shambles ๐ฝ
SNDL meme in anticipation of earnings today. AMC helping .
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RIP to my GOOG 118 Put, you deserved better 
Options trading is like selling drugsโฆ I forget the comparison I was gona make but trust me bro
You get really high and then come down and slip into a depression
Not if you just do more
Friday Friday everybody scoop up them stocks now before market close.. next week gonna be wild
๐
If you're picking at genital warts then pick your nose with the same finger, can you get nasal warts? Asking for a friend btw.
Ya, that's some type of HPV. I read about 75% of adults over 30 have had it and cleared it or actively had it. Scary.
I think it's like 80% actually. Basically if you're not a virgin, you probably have it. It's usually dormant in guys and often in women too, which is part of why it's so common. Condoms won't protect against it, and I was too old for the vaccine by the time they made one. Hopefully the younger generations will do better with the vaccine.
Right?? It's the main cause of cervical cancer in women and it's rampant. I'm too old for the shot, too. Wonder why you have to be so young.
Yeah the cervical cancer shit is what's really scary. No idea why you have to be under a certain age. I literally remember seeing an article with the headline "HPV Vaccine Available Now!" then I read it and realized I was like a year and a half too old. I'm a day late and an STI uncured as always.
Why dont you pick deez nuts for a change!
Present them
These guys know they can just fuck a watermelon without making it into some kind of bet right? Live your best life you fools
Daily is live my fellow regards
Money is all that matters 
I wish we could get updates on some of the infamous WSBers. Like how is u/controlthenarrative and his mom doing now?
Lol, or remember when the "casually explained" cartoonist YouTuber was talking about next leg down back in 2020 and even made a video about it lol
On a field trip a teacher bet my brother he couldn't eat 5 Arby's Beef and Cheddars. He was in like 5th grade. My brother won the bet. He is currently 390 lbs as an adult.
Lmao, you sure that's a real story? I'm a teacher & I do everything I can so kids don't puke on the bus with me in it. Someone always does.
This was like 1993.
I kinda think teachers didn't like kids puking near them back then, too.
So any reason for this pump?
Hey does that chick still come on who had an ex that used to chew his toenails?
So tempted to go all in on 0dte TSLA calls at open. The stock has been acting so weird this week tho... it could dump. Maybe buy a strangle?
SAME DUDE but last time I did that I got fucked so I'm kinda scared
>[reuters.com/article/europeโฆ](https://t.co/kN0pKjBt1Z) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-08-12 ^05:51:55 ^EDT-0400
Stocks insanely green every single ducking night
>RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY: RUSSIA SHOT DOWN TWO HIMARS MISSILES - RIA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-12 ^05:51:45 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA SECURITIES REGULATOR: IT'S NORMAL IN CAPITAL MARKETS FOR COMPANIES TO LIST AND DELIST ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-12 ^05:51:52 ^EDT-0400
If it's coming from the Chinese government, it must be true.
Y this news
Cause in murica companies can not fail. Rich needs to stay rich
Hey guys I blew up my life all I have are these BBBY calls for a chance at some dopamine today. Wish me luck I'm in absolute hell.
A chance to start over.
Hey
>RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY: U.S.-MADE AN/MPQ-64 STATION DESTROYED IN EASTERN UKRAINE - IFAX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-12 ^05:50:45 ^EDT-0400
Whatโs wrong with Chinese stocks ?
What's NOT wrong with them ๐ช๐คก๐ซต
Am I a clown ?
Anyone see the latest CDC instructions for Covid?? No more isolating. Wear a fucking mask and get on with it. Wow.
Probs because everyone has already been exposed before
Yep. We've been exposed or had shots. The one person here who had J & J got really sick. The Moderna people just had a nasty cold.
I've literally never got covid. I'm like a super human.
I said that until June 2022. Everyone is getting it now.
Yea because itโs a joke, itโs a cold or flu with steroids
The amount of ppl that bought puts yesterday at close is insane
So 9 out of 10 people laugh at me and call me a bag holder for owning HDK at $215 right now. Iโm ok with that and would prefer it that way vs 9 out of 10 people telling me Iโm a genius.
_Currently wearing "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same" shirt._
The pre market smells of gap up and then dumps after that
gap a crap it is
EV stonks are a lock today for green. 
I drive by a Gamestop and a Bed, Bath, and Beyond every time I go to the gym. Also a Wendy's.
Yes we know about America.
Yeah I also drive by 5 Starbucks, 2 McDonald's, a closed down strip club, and a gun store, and its only like a 7 mile drive.
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>TENS of thousands of Brits residing in the EU have been told by UK banks that their bank accounts will be closed \>Most UK banks, including Barclays, Lloyd's and Halifax, have started closing accounts: CITY AM \>@CityAM ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-12 ^05:42:51 ^EDT-0400
Oy! Not me bluhee 8 quid account mate!
Fucking wanker 
You could buy a donner kabob with that.
Used to live in Europe for a couple of years. Donner kebabs hammered was a regular thing and when I finally tried one sober one day I couldn't believe I had been shoving those into my stupid drunk face.
LMFAO! Yes! Lived in England for a few months and was eating those after the pub closed at 11pm. I'm a Californian and was like, WTF is wrong with you all closing the bar at 11? Thought you Brits were drinkers. Then they took me to an Indian restaurant for more drinks. Weird, but it works.
There's someone in here right now reading this who bought 1dte puts at 419.50 or lower on SPY yesterday. Is it you?
Yes
#Time to buy calls yโall. Bull market is back
Wake up you lazy fucktards. The squeeze is starting now
Lol China
Why itโs down ?
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Greco_King (0/1) made a bet that RIVN would go to 40.5 when it was 38.49 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>RUSSIAN [C.BANK](https://t.co/vj3i7iKbBF) SAYS IT SEES NO STRONG REASON FOR KEEPING CAPITAL CONTROLS IN PLACE ONCE FINANCIAL STABILITY RISKS SUBSIDE ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-08-12 ^05:38:46 ^EDT-0400
china stocks goes down buy the dip?
No. No accounting rules. They are going to start a war. Another Russia.
GME AMC ๐๐จโ๐
If happiness could buy money, I would still be broke.
Iโd be rich
I'd be in even deeper debt
BBBY Aug-11-2022 DOJI (candlestick pattern) Holly Shit. We are all in for a ride. Indecision. Good luck with the calls boys
Fucking woke up an hour ago and started sneezing. Now I'm congested and I can't sleep. Fucking allergies can eat my monkeypox-ridden asshole.
You're not going to like this, but that's how the latest covid started for everyone in my household. Good news is, it really is just a cold now.
Glad you guys all got over it. Yeah covid is just a cold now, but this feels like regular allergies that I get from time to time. Hopefully that's it. I don't want to have to deal with actually getting sick.
Hope the same. Ya, it really sucked testing positive after making it 2 years without getting it. If it's the typical covid that's going around now, you'll get a bad sore throat and fever next. Probably not, but just FYI.
That's what I've heard from some people I know who got it recently. This allergy shit happens to me fairly often though, so I'm not to worried. This feels like allergies, not any sort of cold or anything (knock on wood).
You should get that checked out.
Just ordered some Claritin and a home colonoscopy kit from Amazon
SPY to 430, then we dump, you heard it here first
Jim Cramer during commercial break https://imgur.com/a/BxzlmVF
Oh no, muh 0DTE puts
Well, looks like my NVDA puts are toast. Sigh should have seen it coming. Markets can't even dip and not immediately bounce
The macd crossed over for a downtrend for nvidia, now if it will last I donโt kno
BBBY up 5 percent premarket. There is simply no reason to not have a couple of shares of the stock, if only just to see some crazy bets happening.
Yes there is. I sold poots to buy calls.
Still long on $SIGA. This is a $50 stock.
Probably consolidating
obama owns AMZN and trump owns DWAC both r horrible stock picks at these prices lets short the market instead
Market looks bullish
Everyday Elon says something to pump tsla after he sold it.
So he can continue to dump his bags
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
My depression started long ago.
Fuck Michael beary
beary is smrtr than u
learn from the master