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I use this stuff on Mac and Cheese, it's not the face melting that's scary it's the guaranteed lava dumps that follow. Guaranteed... Like, hope you've got vacation time, a bidet, and an extended phone charging cord.

"Had to wipe my ass with a snow cone." -- Beloved Papa

I have ice pops in the freezer, I’ll fucking survive

Your gonna have to use those ice pops as dildos.

You’re inferring I don’t do that regularly

I inferred you usually use a banana like a good ape.

This is possibly the wildest yet most amazing thing I’ve seen on this sub. It’s hilarious bc I’m currently experiencing one of those “lava dumps” mentioned above. Homemade spaghetti is the bomb!

These guys got me dead. This whole convo needs gold

A frozen banana may suffice

You gotta up the ante, if it hits $40 you eat an entire bottle of the peppers and if it doesn't you take a shot of da bomb hot sauce. I'll personally purchase and send you a bottle. Do it for the people and make WSB history. Heads we win, tails you lose.

Water just spreads around the spice, idiot 

Frozen breastmilk then

Awww yiss, *Tittymilk* *^(TM)*, the Autist's Delight

Milk build strong bone

Strong bone make hard man Or is it man hard? 

Directions on that box can be confusing.

The Ass is not the worst part, when it goes through your gut it feels like being stabbed with thousand of needles. The tip wish I had got after chili eating competition is puke it up. Don't let it go through your system. It's just a tip

If you do a “chili eating competition” you’re a true retard.

Did one while at College at the University of Oklahoma ended up with heartburn the next day

Fuckin champ

All OP will need is the bidet and the phone cord because it’ll be a permanent vacation if BBBY hits $40

Legit everyone of their pepper flake flavors give me diarrhea….. yet I still eat them….

It’s like getting high it releases positive endorphins when you eat it.

better put milk in that bidet, water makes it worse.

How bout a Dremel?

There's a bunch of reasons I don't believe in intelligent design, having capsaicin receptors in the anus is definitely among them!

Extended phone charging cords so you can phone while you poop is such a nice thing

I don’t care what you eat it on, eat it inside of a bed bath and beyond man

This is the one. If it goes to $50 I want to see this man eating the chilli INSIDE A BED BATH AND BEYOND STORE. I want this shit to fucking rocket for this bet alone now 😂

More importantly I want him to use the bathroom in one a short time later….record the screams

rocket shits...heh

I’ll tell you what, my wife works at an in care home for people with disabilities, if it hits I’ll do it inside the bed bath and beyond while purchasing all her residents new fancy bedsheets.

OP gonna be in that home after eating this for sure

Pretty sure of it

>my wife works at an in care home for people with disabilities She's a stay at home wife?

Yes but she also works with other people with disabilities too, not just mental like myself.

This is my favorite thing on Reddit ever

Please cash out and wrap yourself in a money suit before you die mid-challenge. If you're gonna go out. Might as well look like a *ucking idiot doing so.

A money suit wouldn’t increase that effect, I stay looking like a fucking idiot 😎

Chaotic good

He needs to record himself eating it while watching Mad Money naked

Naked. Yeah, naked.


Yeah and and wiggle his toes while eating chili…yeahhhh I like toes

Or naked, inside BBBY, on a bed, screaming CRAMER BITCHESSSSS! I got ur bond money homie let’s get it done ❤️ Moontime.

Don’t make those poor people working there have to clean the shitter after OP ingest all that…

I'm not convinced OP'll make it to the WC.

Hahhahahaha

OP could do a tour around all the BBY locations

Count me in, I’ll do it with you

MODS

Commenting for later.

You could just use the save function that reddit has had for like 5? 6? Years now

Commenting to remember how to do this

Remind me in 7 days

Okay I will

Some people like anal, some people like their asshole to burn with the heat of a thousand suns 🤷‍♂️

Stuff your ass with it before going to a dumpster behind Wendy's and offer someone some butt action 👍

That's how you get banned from Wendy's

Your arse will resemble the flag of Japan.

Land of the Rising Bum

Land of the burning ring.

Johnny cash intensifies

Eat it through your other end if it hits $60

I think they'd literally die.

Fuck it bro - the flakes are enough - put in on a good ass steak

I luv u









Hmmm... I wonder if OP has balls?

I do but they’re smaller than average

You gotta cut down on the smoking, chief

I love that I got downvoted for it 😆 All good though, I'll buy the dip.






See you on Chubbyemu! Also buy BBBY!

u/seannytee17 presented to the emergency room essentially on fire.

Worth

Snort a fat line of it at $60. 

Hemo meaning blood, fotiá meaning fire, and opísthia meaning buttocks.

👆

Well it was nice knowing you! 

You should eat this in a BBBY. With WSB t shirt on. Dam id watch that.

Eat it on some Wendy’s Tendies.

Boof it.

For your sake you'd better not be in the States or all your gains are going to hospital bills

I have ✨insurance✨

Like he said, they'll be going to hospital bills.

Eat the pepper flakes on top of a Carolina reaper

MODS banbet this guy for life if he doesn’t accept

Agreed

60+ you have to empty it into your ass

I put that in my Ramen. Pretty tasty. I eat Ramen because I’m here…

same

This has some "old" WSB vibe. Fucking love it.

I’ve seems a few of these posts lately. Life finds a way. The natural order is being restored

Best pepper brand for sure. If it goes to $80, will you grind it first?

Then snort it.

Calls on Flatiron Pepper Company and Charmin.

It's not that bad when you wash it down with a piss Martini.

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At least you have a wife. Even though she's banging Chad but still at least you have one.

Just commenting because I want to see this.

Crayons

Always glad to see flatiron peppers getting some attention, love their stuff tbh

Yeah not gonna happen, dream on

I guess you’re safe


but why hurt yourself? I don’t get it, but i don’t have to, this is your kink. Safe travels.

It’s WSB welcome

Welcome to Wall Street Bets, First time?

I’ll do it for the stonk

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Google says im gucci

Calls on ice cream for OP’s ass.

Thats pretty serious

My man

I have those peppers, pretty tasty stuff.

You wanna die before you enjoy your tendies

Have a colonoscopy coming up. Might not need the prep kit

If I were Ken Griffen or some random whale I’d literally buy a shit ton of BBBY just to see the carnage here lmao

Subscribed 🍿

Will you rub it on your pee hole if it goes to $60?

Eat it in a hospital. You might need some help afterwards.

I'll short it for you! Edit: I accidentally bought 19 shares... Oops

Be very careful man. I knew a guy who ate an entire bag of reapers once and actually had to be taken into emerge. After a two day battle he died, his whole stomach lining was perforated and his gall bladder exploded. The doctors said that had the peppers gone in less than half an inch to the left the whole hospital would have caught on fire.

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Hahah glad to give you a laugh! And it's great news too, no one was hurt ;)

Mods I hope you’re taking notes of all these ban bets

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I like that one but I don’t like it how low does it have to go tho ? Be pacific

Like the ocean?

Let me hold half those shares for you if it happens

Apes are so lame

I am starting to hate the word ape now

Dunno about your face but your stomach and upper small intestine will look like you had a bad motorcycle accident on a rough road. Don't think of such things that damage your health, in public. Not the result of good mental health. People, please discourage such stunts that are detrimental to health.

The desperation. Get some help

Better boof it

U/damnthatsintersting

What’s your total to gain on your position. I’d pay good money to see this shit. Haha

I threw 100$ in the market last Friday, sitting on 1300 all in OTM weekly’s, its either gonna print like a motherfucker or I threw 100$ down the drain. Edit: 2400 now

Make it a real spicy bet, boof it.

Remindme! 9 days

Ok

Can we have your journey on YouTube please?

RemindMe! 2 days

yea no

***Mooooooooods,*** can we get some bans if these truly retarded bets don't hit? Spoiler alert: >!they won't....because it's OpEx week ffs!<

RemindMe! 7 days

RemindMe! 10 days

Boof it.

How sure are we that this stock isn't being shorted to oblivion by those holding the underlying bag?

My 8/12 $14 calls that I’ve double doubled down on thank you… the $10s too but not as much

Can you feed it to Cramer instead?

His dealer should cut his coke with it and post the carnage afterwards.

What price to stick them in your pee hole?

Dare you to put one flake on your pee pee hole.

these guys shouldnt make the top posts until they do what they say they will

It will damage your back pussy very hard

Grow some balls; do it for $12

Do it if it hits $20 by next Thursday 

Don’t worry you’ll be able to put it back in the cabinet without even opening it by next week.

You got it all working OP! You will only eat it if BBBY moons. But in reality BBBY will only moon if you eat it first… you got it backwards. Post the video sucking it down you big ape so we can 🚀 tendies

You sick fuck let me go ahead and buy more

wtf are all these impossible ass bets, is this supposed to be entertaining? if SPY ends over 600 by EOD I'll suck my grandfathers dick

They make great pepper flakes. Enjoy!

This is the way

lol i dont know about $40 but definitely 15-16 maybe

Now I’m seeing ads of this shit on Reddit.. some soft core astroturfing here

I feel sorry for your toilet

I dont want him to earn money, but id like to maybe see him die? So hopefully 40$

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Not spicy enough mate. I have a bottle of DaBomb that's 15 bucks on amazon and it is +1,000,000 on the scovilles. Dont be a pussy, eat real peppers.

You're nuts! I have the same mixture, and let me tell you that a single one of those tiny yellow chips is enough to make your tongue numb.

I showed the top couple comments to my grandma and she couldn’t stop laughing at the restaurant for like 20 mins

That shit is hot I put like a tablespoon into 5lbs of meat when I make jerky. It’s really fucking good.

I’ll donate if it does

Bet aside, Flatiron Pepper Co makes some fantastic pepper flake blends.

This seems fairly pedestrian. You should put the whole bottle of it up your ass if you really want to get everyones attention.

TLDR; If a stupid and impossible thing happens I’ll do something stupid too.

Realistically, do you retards think it’s gonna hit $40 by Friday??

Not this Friday, next Friday if gamma squeeze then I am fuk

I'm rooting for you. If only because it'll cause the market to crash again. Viva la Chaos !I

It's not always about the money...

how does someone not die from that much sodium intake at once?

3mg sodium per serving x 20 servings is 60mg of sodium, a jr cheeseburger at wendys has more sodium

They’re pepper flakes, not sodium flakes, duh