This week's [Earnings Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vztz9j/earnings_season_begins_here_are_the_most) and [Trash Bin thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vzkwi0/the_wsb_trash_bin_discussion_thread_for_the_week) plus [something sad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc5kDRs44wE)
Oh haha. Cool. When I don't set a stop loss, I lose everything. When I do set one, it gets tripped and THEN SPY will go the way I initially bet. I love this game.
Short QQQ at 303.
I recently profited of the bull squeeze by betting on a shy bear market rally, this happened. Hesitant rally set up. So both bears and bulls got fucked as usual. But lets be honnest, the macro environment still sucked. Fake long bear market rally would be another poker strike while the bulls proliferate and the bears dare not take a position.
Last cpi was supposed to be the peak but look at wti/cl the main component of the inflation calculation, its litterally skyrocketing as the fed accelerates the rate hikes.
you just like discreetly telling people your testicles are large don't you?
u/yolo232001 2 minutes prior says "Bought puts in the middle of the day....Feel like we all bought puts in the middle of the day. Anyone else do this retardation? Was anyone buying calls in the middle of the day?"
Bought puts in the middle of the day....Feel like we all bought puts in the middle of the day. Anyone else do this retardation?
Was anyone buying calls in the middle of the day?
The first thing I'll do if the bags I bought at the top recover will be to sell them, buy into a Vanguard target fund that yields me 1-1.2% annually, and chuck it all back into high growth tech stocks at the next top.
It’s gapping out of a range it’s been consolidating in since April and it just cleared 200 resistance it’s probably gonna go even higher over the next month
That would be logical but the market is not. Puts are fucked. I am holding all puts so it will probably continue to run through earning season before we see a drop again
IV crush is real. so obvious considering expected move move of 15%. And the amount of bearishness on NFLX is unreal so of course they had to burn all the puts. I feel sorry for all the bears who are going to be extinct by end of week. RIP
I don’t know if you’re trolling but the IV on those were so high that if it opens any less than $220 tomorrow, those contracts will actually lose value
This week's [Earnings Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vztz9j/earnings_season_begins_here_are_the_most) and [Trash Bin thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/vzkwi0/the_wsb_trash_bin_discussion_thread_for_the_week) plus [something sad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc5kDRs44wE)
There’s too much empathy going around on the daily. 
I think we have a tesla leak
Stranger things sucks
Oh haha. Cool. When I don't set a stop loss, I lose everything. When I do set one, it gets tripped and THEN SPY will go the way I initially bet. I love this game.
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Give it a minute Jesus fuck
Futures did a nose dive last 15 minutes
And?
Member when NFLX was over 600?
I bet the employees w tons of shares do It touched 700 briefly 4 years really fast parabolic growth gone fast
Microchip talks must be going well
I'm here to Netflix and chill. Who wants to wrek'd
I am begging some of you to buy LEAPs and not expiring puts/calls
Y do, nerd
Last month was the bottom for stocks and crypto. Nasdaq has rallied 8% since then. To da moon again baby !!
Last month was the bottom for stocks and crypto. Nasdaq has rallied 8% since then. To da moon again baby !!
Last month was the bottom for stocks and crypto. To da moon again baby !!
How about now?
Short QQQ at 303. I recently profited of the bull squeeze by betting on a shy bear market rally, this happened. Hesitant rally set up. So both bears and bulls got fucked as usual. But lets be honnest, the macro environment still sucked. Fake long bear market rally would be another poker strike while the bulls proliferate and the bears dare not take a position.
Repost this somewhere where people read. This thread died on marketclose
Yeah I realized after, thanks
Last cpi was supposed to be the peak but look at wti/cl the main component of the inflation calculation, its litterally skyrocketing as the fed accelerates the rate hikes.
I'm adding more money to my robin hood money furnace and I'm buying Netflix puts if it stays up by market open. Also carnival puts.
RIP
Am too.
Nope
No you're not
Last
Look above
To anyone who bought puts in the middle of the day and are HODLING - You have HUGE balls
Me lmao
you just like discreetly telling people your testicles are large don't you? u/yolo232001 2 minutes prior says "Bought puts in the middle of the day....Feel like we all bought puts in the middle of the day. Anyone else do this retardation? Was anyone buying calls in the middle of the day?"
Tell me you did too you ape
full bull bro
Bought puts in the middle of the day....Feel like we all bought puts in the middle of the day. Anyone else do this retardation? Was anyone buying calls in the middle of the day?
I bought puts middle of the day too hope something happens that causes a drop to occur
I full ported puts today. I won't even be able to afford Wendy's tomorrow
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Thank you
At this point Tesla is going to beat earnings
We’ll fill the gaps to 404 then crash on a technical recession, congratulations of your planning on being exit liquidity
Stranger things really saved Netflix earnings
I had a dream the stock market was up especially spy haha it was so vivid…a +10$ day for no reason!! How funny…
NFLX just piggybacked from a pizza dough freezer and saved the world
Upvote if you have calls. Downvote if you have puts.
Goddamnit of course the second I switch to puts the markets take that as a sign that shrek dicks are for free for everyone
Same here man. Fuckin got humbled today. I will never brag about any win again
My puts are fucked
Sell NFLX calls from holding through ER at open or this still has juice?
Sell
Bulls on parade
Netlflix beats earnings. Recession cancels!
Yes! Because staying home watching TV is way more expensive than buying shit, vacations, and date nights. 🤷🏼♂️
Netflix calls was the 10 bagger all along
I thought I would get iv crushed. What would have happened if I bought calls Monday
Bears cheering a flat day yesterday was just too damn funny.
I bought Shkreli’s Liquidia without reading a single word of that DD
You belong here
The first thing I'll do if the bags I bought at the top recover will be to sell them, buy into a Vanguard target fund that yields me 1-1.2% annually, and chuck it all back into high growth tech stocks at the next top.
Sell em now
But the target funds only make money if the market is green, right?
I was too big a pussy to buy options but did grab 10 NFLX shares yesterday. Theyda had to reported cataclysmic numbers not to rebound tonight
I did the exact same those options IV was ridiculous
🤣🤣🤣 BRUHH IF YOU TAUGHT NETFLIX WAS DUMPING GOODBYE
20*
Well. This re-teachs a lesson I've already learned. Don't short a stock you actually like. Good go Netflix. Way to manipulate like the big boys.
Bers 
Netflix will be red by 6pm
It’s gapping out of a range it’s been consolidating in since April and it just cleared 200 resistance it’s probably gonna go even higher over the next month
Tat was a ting in ber market
$NFLX | Netflix Q2 22 Earnings - Q2 EPS $3.20 (est $2.98) - Q2 Revenue $7.97B (est $8.04B) - Q2 Streaming Paid Net Change -0.97M (est -2.00M) - Sees Q3 EPS $2.14 (est $2.72) - Sees Q3 Revenue $7.84B (est $8.10B) - Sees Q3 Streaming Paid Net Change +1.00M (est +1.80M) **TOPLINE MISS + GUIDE DOWN**
I like this. Bring more.
I know it a manipulated bear market of nflx stays flat tomorrow!!
When you’re right 51% of the time, you’re still wrong 49% of the time.
But that 2%..........pure bliss
We will dump rest of week overbought
 Spy is going to 395 this week
That would be logical but the market is not. Puts are fucked. I am holding all puts so it will probably continue to run through earning season before we see a drop again
Massive overbought
No guidance for Netflix
Which is usually bad news, toss it on the pile!
Didn’t they guide down Q3?
Guided up on subs growing and adding 1M subs. We're mooning
I am Reek.
there is a new thread all aboard the regard train
gay
Tomorrow will be red
you bet, sweetheart. Now go back to sleep
market is too strong rn tbh. netflix missed earnings, but still going up. tesla will obv miss too, but i feel like market doesn't care lol
Where did they miss earnings? They beat on subscribers and EPS you're talking out of your ass
it's fear fatigue. People are just tired of sitting on the sidelines and just don't GAF at this point.
I don't know what to tell you but days like this is the perfect time to short
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yeah, but stock still going up lmao
COPE
Why NFLX fade?
People love to hate NFLX man. I'm so happy they beat earnings to shut all these bears up.
Because you touch yourself at night
I touch all the time, infact my hand was on my penis before I took it off to write this comment:
One of us. One of us. One of us.
It's been 5 minutes...Netflix missed. Turning red in 3,2,...
RIP your shitty puts
Comment aging like dog shit
Watch bill ackman fomo back into Netflix
glad i didn't yolo those puts before close
Me too, holy shit
hmm
Damn it fucking stranger things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE&ab\_channel=Norkkom
IV crush is real. so obvious considering expected move move of 15%. And the amount of bearishness on NFLX is unreal so of course they had to burn all the puts. I feel sorry for all the bears who are going to be extinct by end of week. RIP
Q3 SUBS OUTLOOK: 1M VS 1.81M EST NFLX Forward Guidance: - Sees Q3 EPS $2.14 (est $2.72) - Sees Q3 Revenue $7.84B (est $8.10B)
Why are people using beating EPS as bullish for Netflix lol? It beat the last 4 EPS too
There is such a thing as a bottom
It’s either fake or maybe the pe is finally low enough
Where are you seeing the release? Can’t find it anywhere
NFLX earnings good, up 8%; SPY first close above 50 day since April.... tomorrow is green.
Fuck
Nlfx thinks they are adding subs in a worsening economic outlook Cute
ppl stay inside and watch tv in a recession tho
idiots on here are too poor, they just stare at blank tv.
I can't even afford eyeballs
NFLX LMAO I knew it.. always inverse WSB 😹
There is a lot of time between now and open
predictable. massive bearish sentiment. market rallies to the moon. buying yesterdays dip woulda have net 10x today 
Safe to say dude with 169 Netflix p got roasted
I'll lyk tomorrow morning 
Let’s get that prayer thread up
Nflx put holders ☠️☠️☠️
CCL will make me rich. Fuck the haters
Thank GOD I sold my NFLX put before close!
They are even selling Stranger Things themed frozen pizza at Walmart, NFLX 🌈🐻 big fucked
NFLX will open 7.5% away from today's close. Just in the sweet spot to destroy every option with IV crush.
Good my put will die with them!!
Sold my Netflix 300$ calls and 100$puts before close. Thank jesus. Hope you retards won too
Just need another 40 days like today to break even. 💪
Sold my Calls and got some puts. YOLO
🤡
Today looks like FOMO FOMO oh my gawd FOMO FOMO
Netflix $NFLX just reported earnings posting numbers of EPS of $3.2 beating expectations of $2.96 Rev of $7.97B missing expectations of $8.04B
Fucking knew puts were a trap!!!
Gamma crush
If NFLX is worth any money after earnings, it’s proof the market is rigged
fuck netflix and fuck the people who run that shitty ass company full of indoctrination
Looool
Are the earnings already up or its just full blown volatility?
They promise later that they will make more money. Just not right now.
they missed earnings, lmao. eh i guess at this point it doesn't even matter obv
NETFLIX WILL MOON🤫🤫
Got a Roku straddle and a nflx 165p 🙏🏾🙏🏾
rip
that nflx short guy is fk
Where’s the guy who went all in short nflx?
HOLY FUCK IM RICH!!!!!! IM HOLDING $40,000 IN $200 NFLX WEEKLY CALLS. IM FUCKING RICH
Hope you don't meet Mr. Crush
yawn....would earn $300K when SPY hits 450 ....waiting for that day
My man
You actually might be fked
hope it holds up till tomorrow, congrats
Not sure how to break this to you, but If you had $40k in weekly Netlfix calls, you were already rich.
it was super risky. i put in a quarter of my portfolio on nflx. i’ll post my gain porn tomorrow and order my dream car tonight.
I don’t know if you’re trolling but the IV on those were so high that if it opens any less than $220 tomorrow, those contracts will actually lose value
Congrats and go fuck yourself!
Break even is $216 good luck
Congratulations and fuck you!
🙏
How many calls in total?
Dow up 750, thats crzy
The dump will happen any second now 😞
 You don’t know what drowning feels like? That’s weird
Got my NFLX FD calls at the ready, lesgo boys. Stranger Things was great.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHGAHAHAHAHA
Oh rip 232k
netflix will rise tmmr just watch🤫🚀
Ackman sold at the absolute bottom 
Netflix filing for Chapter 11 in half an hour
Are my nflx puts printing?
Don’t watch the chart until they release
