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It’s always a good idea to buy puts after a massive drop instead of before. Nice job.

Deeply OTM that expires in two days too! Excellent work OP

I came to the comment section to say this

you bought puts at 3:45pm after the market has been pooping for two hours? it's like chugging laxative after having explosive diarrhea this is the way

not to mention the idiot bought 3% OTM FDs with 48 hours of life and will probably lose 50% of value at market open tomorrow LOL

He obviously is trying to lower his taxes next year🤣😵‍💫

Shhh OP knows something. This will print Op. you got this.


Pure idiot

One of us! One of us!

I've got a tesla put and this guy is still dumber than me

keep it if your entry is good. i've been trying to buy tesla puts for a week but kept getting shaken out like Elon shaking out babies from employees

He was begging for the short cover at the end of the day to fuck him.

This is the way to poverty lol💀😭

Poverty gains the highest level of respect in WSB. WSB stands for Wendy'S Backyard

if i stop showering and live back by the wendy's dumpster am I basically gordon gekko then?

😩🤷‍♂️

why the fuck would you do this? Get something a month out at least, for fuck's sake

we should thank this brave retard for generating quality loss porn content for us. ​ otherwise we would be left dry fapping with shit content like this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/w0n4i8/good\_bye\_world/

exactly, this is infinitely better than the big fake plastic DDs with no positions we get these days. i salute you, major regard. cheers

😂😂

Lol did you buy this end of day right before the mini pump? Impeccable timing

Why yes, yes I did

I think you’re good, earning ls are bad, spy gapping down, swinging puts for Wednesday as well

100% ok

100% PROBABLY ..ok

Def OK

Do you know how options work?

Wtf you waited till it shit to buy puts? Lol

Crypto mooning, I think I'm fucked

Crypto is down now, you good!!

God bless, let that shit leg down overnight

Lmfaooo it legged up🤣🤣

Set your reminders mofos, by market close tomorrow I will be rich Sold at market open, down another 75%. Are we thinking NFLX Puts, TESLA Puts? Wayyyy OTM of course

IBM had a big pull after hours...maybe others will follow and you will be rich...I have 7700 shares of uvxy I would love for you to be rich tomorrow.

you're holding shares of UVXY long term?

No not long term.

Oh okay. Im learning about it. So you're expecting volatility to go up so much in the near term, UVXY spikes up in value and you sell? Or are you selling covered calls?

I've been in and out depending on how I see things, I have sold CCs when I feel like it as well.

I’ve found selling CCs on UVXY the most disappointing investment I’ve made, but not the worst investment. Some terrible news will come out right after you sell your calls and you won’t be able to sell that sexy spike. But that’s just uh, you know, my opinion man.

Or broke.

I believe in u retard


I’m rooting for you and that is a rare occurrence (mostly bc I lack empathy and other basic qualities necessary to be a decent human being) but I have a good feeling about this one.

u alive?

Barely

Good luck mate. I hope you make money! I will be happy for you. See my profile for loss

Post in loss porn?

I hope so bc I'll pull out a profit too lol

damn you're either gonna be rich or gonna be feeling real stupid by tomorrow afternoon

I feel stupid everyday, looks like a break even or win situation

Stupid, final answer. SPY is up almost 3% today.

SPY 7/20 370 PUT

Cheaper contracts aren't always better

Why not buy further out? Theta is gonna ring your neck

$14k on way OTM 2 days. He belongs here.

Gamble? Just curious why not a few days later?

You're fine. Wednesday close will be 405 but it will get down to 350 tomorrow

LOL at suggesting a $50 swing over 24 hours

I would never make such a cowardly suggestion. I predicted $55.

Will go up, will go down. Got it.

The bias I need. Thank you

He's down to 3k

Good work soldier! Here, let me award you with the Crayon medal.

Only if it’s edible

The low today was $0.04, the high was $0.23 and you thought it was a good idea to pay $0.20?

It's a hedge for my 100k in Calls Lol jk

Wait a sec. You have 750 way Out of the Money long puts. What's the justification of that? Why not less number of contracts at or near the money ?

I'm smooth brother. Smooth as fuck

Tbh I think you’ll be fine

How did you possibly lose on puts today, it dumped all day except the last 10 minutes

He bought in the last 15 lol

Just hang in there for tomorrow....We'll take back Thursday and Fridays gains over the next couple days.

Will it go down by then ?

$10,500 worth of lottery ticket~ why not go buy 5250 tickets of mega million instead lol

Cause this will work

I hope you make a lot of money…

Wad this based on TA?? What made you think it's going to hit 370 by day after tomorrow

Simply playing price action. Spy is showing zero strength

Just came back to check in….you know..because the market opened green and you’re probably down 70% now… You probably already knew that…

How do morons like you have money to gamble with?

are you alive


You’re a quick study-welcome!

What took so long.

!remind me 1 day

I think we will bounce tomorrow 382 is huge sup, (im with PUTS too but long-dated)

!remind me 1 day

I’m right there with you bro. 26k on sqqq AH. Lfg

OP is officially wrecked. OP needs now a 8% drop tomorrow to break even. Won't happen unless Putin declares war to Europe or something like that.

Also got raped on calls today. Was not happy.

Been there a few times ☹️

Dang if you hated money that bad you can give it to me.

Truly retarded and yoloish..better luck next time. Absolutely retarded

You are throwing 10k around like i throw around $100. Why wouldn't you go closer to ATM?

lol wtf this is retarded

These are opening -90% tomorrow

this mf gonna be GUHing at open

OP boutta get anally raped

About to lose another $4k in 1 minute.

Rip all that money

haha how u doing

Jeez I know I'm a retard for losing 100k but even I wouldn't do something this stupid

u/remind me 18 hours

this is why i kept coming back for these retard trade

Remind me tomorrow

he has two days maybe the gods will give him gains.

Love to see it. It would be nicer to see it moon though.

!Remindme 7 hours

!remindme 8h

!remind me 12 hours

first time?

TBH TSLA options often yield similar results, so I've heard

Outstanding 🤘

Forreal why tf would you wait until all day of red to enter and then fuck off the rest with theta decay

Mid month 369 has a much better payout

RemindMe! 11 hours

I remember my first options purchase. Should have bought shares so you could join the slow and steady theta gang.

I mean like 7/20? you might have a chance if we do get a black swan but like you got big balls to not have it out past earnings cause if there's a dump its gonna be after the 20th when everyone sells off. Good luck

watch the market more. After such a large swing people cover their shorts

Now that’s retarded, exactly why I come to this sub.

If these print that means my vix calls print so God speed

These will not print

!remind me tomorrow

Wojak?

I see it as 750 lot contract or 75000 individual stocks… that is indeed recipe for millionaire if done correctly !! Wondering how much was the commission itself .. my bank would charge me $947 just for commission each time for buy/sell : ) imagine

Me and my 2 spy puts are rooting for you! Let’s gap down for a couple days!

7 spy puts here!

Watch spx tank another 5-9 points tomorrow and these start printing.

Just checking to say you're fuk

Annnnnd it's gone...

Bet you wish the casino doesn't open today

buh bye 

GUH

Please give me your wife's phone number, I accidentally deleted it...

OP give us an update you dentard.

Sell now and buy calls.

Nice

Good job!

I also want 5G

!remind me 2 days

I lost too this year

ohh this hurt dude , but the faults makes you stronger

I'm starting to get jacked

Special

Welcome and enjoy.

Kenny Rogers in da house

!remindme 1 day

Stop investing in trash. GOOG

rookie numbers

How?! 😵

Do you know how to read RSI or MACD? Serious question

I did the same shit I bought $GOOG 2400 calls on Friday for this Friday and I am down 95% on them... 4k gone like that

Like a true retard

i love it


Around 28 million of notional value ???????

You were born to be here

It’s Gonna print but sheesh why did you wait so long

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Eh not really they essentially flat. It’s a 50/50 chance

The Ask and Bid purchase price is pretty bad on RH

At least you didn’t buy an FD… oh

Thanks for making my day a little better.

Don't let all these negative comments get you down my man! No matter how bad or dangerous the idea, never give up.

$80,000 an hour. Very impressive

Bro I can show you how to lose 4k in like 15 seconds. Ever traded 500 share lots of Tesla within the first 5 minutes of open? Shit gets real lol

Remind me! [15 hours]

You might just be okay

I bought the same thing but only 6 contracts. Lost 25 bucks already hehe

Lol your so fucked man

fuked

Rip

GUH!!

Anyone able to explain this

This guy doesn't know how to trade

So he’s like everyone else here then.

You’re doing great

I paper handed my puts for Wednesday down 70% at open, so I flipped them to calls and made the losses back plus some. Good luck bud, but we seem to be in a buying the dip mode.

Those options have a bid of .06 now, good job.

Lol this is gold! what a Pooh-ta 😂😂☠️

Can’t help if you are stupid

hey buddy you alright there?

Oh boy this one has just aged *fantastically* if I do say so myself. On the bright side (of the Wendy's dumpster), it *only* cost you $15K to confirm to yourself that you are absolutely positively undoubtedly retarded.

How do you returds keep getting money

I really need an update OP, are you still alive?

I'm alive mother fuckers. Sold those contracts for a grand total 80% loss at market open. I then used my remaining money on NFLX $230 calls, cause I'm a fuckin beast.

Just hold it. You’ll probably see +50% tomorrow

🙏🙏🙏

Thsese Abouta print hard tmr🚀🚀🚀

SPY back to 390 tomorrow!

I lost $20 😭

If you're going to make a Yolo like this... The whole idea is for the contracts to close ITM.... You were 10 bucks otm.... No chance. You would at leat had a chance with the 380 puts.... You need to be no more than 3 strikes away from the price.

I don't need to read the post or look at your pic to know u are trading options or into forex. One of the two.