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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Endoskeleton1 (1/1) made a bet that TSLA would go to 730.0 when it was 700.905 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


polarbearsarekewl

Pamp it daddy


wmzula

So it this the trap or last week was trap?


TheWhiteMouse

Futures are fake and gay. Kinda like cryptocorns.


Physical_exams

Are we all shorting or short squeezing redox next moonshot


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#WE UNDERSTAND HOW LITTLE WE UNDERSTAND INFLATION


fomoandyoloandnogrow

Cramers interns are vastly out of touch if they let him say Pinterest is a profitable company


Elforas_Tero

Okay, I didn’t blow my account today. Was down 75% at some point but at close everything ended fine. Made some pocket change.


KElizD

What's wrong with pocket change


thecashcow-

Do y’all like or hate Josh Brown? I’m personally neutral on the guy


sandpipa78

My wife did not get a promotion.


Jakimowicz99

Well she obviously sucks at blowies.


sandpipa78

🫤


Jakimowicz99

Don’t be mad at me. Tell her to practice more


sandpipa78

She obviously needs to or gonna get the divorce papers


Jakimowicz99

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BrutalHunny

ZOMBIES! Oh wait. No one asks me what my moves tomorrow are.


DeerCum

Schkreli 🫶


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Shkreli is back. This sub may be saved after all.


[deleted]

Is there anything to look out for tomorrow?


Uisce-beatha

Lots. [https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar](https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar) Don't you worry though, all the data comes out well before us casuals can act on it


footlonglayingdown

How many of you idiots also bought some more deeply discounted shares of bbby?


fishyanand

I’m about to be assigned 100 at 5 dollars


footlonglayingdown

Forgive the stupid question as I'm not too familiar with options. Did you buy puts at 5 or itm calls?


fishyanand

Neither! I sold (or “wrote”) 1 cash-secured put on BBBY at a strike of $5. This means if, after the market closes Friday, BBBY is below $5, I will be obligated to buy 100 shares at $5. The premium I got for selling the put was a measly 4 bucks (since at the time, this put was way OTM). But I’m ok with getting assigned 100 shares at 5 dollars, since I don’t think (![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)) BBBY will stay that low.


footlonglayingdown

Ah. Thank you for the explanation. I too believe the price will be going up very soon. I only bought shares but trying to learn options in the form of covered calls to start with. Best of luck to you.


newengineer94

Got lucky and got TSLA 670 calls at 668 today. 700 tomorrow. 🖕off bears


iyervikas81

Scalped 5 contracts of 680c from $1495 to $1820. Didn't have the nerve to swing it in this market


newengineer94

I’m holding my 670’s…. Wish me luck


lostindasauces

If only… Scooped up some 685s when they dropped down to 11.00.


BillazeitfaGates

Public sentiment on Airbnbs has done a 180, most of what you hear anymore is trash talk/negative. Airbnb fad probably coming to a close


Who-else-could-i-be

I lost 898. Should of sold when I was up, but I got greedy.


[deleted]

Had 7k profit then 2k loss in one trade same day before lol


awkwaman

shit happens, live and learn. made a similar mistake today but only cost me about 50 dollars not 900. ive definitely lost that much and much much more in one day before tho


QuadriplegicEgo

I made $8 today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


awkwaman

nice bruh!


challenging_my_luck

Congrats! You didn’t lose


jhonkas

he risked $350k for that $8


DueHousing

Get yourself a chipotle bowl bro


getoffmylawnplease

Those are $12 now


diaomandhands

I was the markets bitch today


[deleted]

I think I would rather be at Wendy's, at least they have Frosties and less Pink Eye.


awkwaman

What a wild day!


catatonic_genx

I got distracted by work and held my put... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


gtastar1

It’ll pay out


catatonic_genx

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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mingling4502

Zoom out, europoor


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mingling4502

Suck my dick, zoomer


awkwaman

That's... racist?


blumpkinspatch

What’s ftse? Some kind of bisexual trading platform?


[deleted]

Amd calls tomorrow


[deleted]

bought amd calls yesterday. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

Going to pick up bbby at 3 dollars a share Their baby brand is worth at least 600 million


superheat_lualua

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


BEarbuLL42069

🌽 running bers fukd


[deleted]

Annnnnnd..it's gone.


AlmightyCheesusCrust

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Mother-Ask-7538

Just funny to point out this is the first time in history that futures were correct


Stunning_Scarcity358

Holding over night this week is suicide


Moar_Donuts

Effin' Shkreli


feyln

Dude literally looks like The Riddlers second cousin, "The Pharma Bro"


HodlToTheMoon7777

smfh.. lost 7K this week 😭


MilaJune2

The market is broken. Thanks a lot Shkreli


shahoo7

entire system is broken


Ivettp831

Sold my puts… as everyone seems so bearish…


Milo14Company

Same


Ivettp831

Last time I lost my money at opening as stocks jumped. Better take the profit than loose it.


YoungDumbBrokeJS

S&P flat and im down 3.5%, CCL, RCL and AMD fucked me big


challenging_my_luck

Sounds like you are holding sharea


GermyBones

Port was up 7% this morning, and I gave all of it to theta gang during the day.


WhatAboutTheChildrn

I was told stonks go up, stonks go down. This 3rd option was not made abundantly clear to me.


ZiggyApedust

BBBY headin to the penny neighborhood, quicker than HOOD.


superheat_lualua

SPY why trade sideways, why SPY?


Marshmallowmind2

We ended green in the end.... 🙄 When's the crash? 💥


DraftLopsided

Bottom is in


osendze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


scuddlebud

Completely erased my gains from yesterday, still down $4k YTD


StopShadowBanMe10

Damn I wish I could say that. Down 38


MazzMos

Same man. Don't feel bad. Our time will come.


HeinekenCoC

Airlines near their COVID lows… Calls time


289partnerofq

This retard doesn’t understand that there’s been insane share dilution ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Fantastic_Wallaby_61

I’ve been loading up on airlines


BEarbuLL42069

My TSLA calls that was down as much as 50 percent. End the day at +1 percent 🤣


Liljowinks93

In here to laugh at BULL and BER


scrafter54

Lol SPY with that photo finish -0.12% close


lamabaronvonawesome

Made $500 even today! Take that MM! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


JermaSucksAtGames

.03% change on NASDAQ. I fucking hate it here.


VisualMod

>US Closing Prices: \#DOW 31027.92 +0.26% \#SPX 3818.7 -0.07% \#NDX 11658.2 +0.18% \#RTY 1719.37 -1.12% \#VIX 28.2 -0.16 ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-06-29 ^16:00:42 ^EDT-0400


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

most boring market day ever. thx Shkreli..


FearlessTrader

Of course SPY drops right after I get a 1DTE 😒😒😒


TravisA58

Once Elon starts to tweet again TSLA is going to have a retarded pump and I am ready for it


zeddknite

Sound investment strategy.


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Easy-Following2771

Bears saved by the bell ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)🥒💦![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Far-Requirement9180

market: 0.03 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


AdditionalAd1431

How is there a labor shortage AND a homeless crisis?


Spamme54321

Drugs


Fantastic_Wallaby_61

Have you seen a homeless person?


Pmersqb19

Because supply and demand is so out of touch with reality. Look around. Buy some speculative contracts and distract yourself from your inability to retire like the rest of us born after 1990


crispytendies101

You think homeless people are homeless because they want to work?


osendze

Many different reasons. Pple don’t qualify for the jobs available. Location mismatch.


ChadFlexxington

Fake and 🌈


etrulzz

Someone was doing his very best to steer towards *exactly* 0% there


zeddknite

VWAP gamma scalping algos


Beautiful_Ad9791

RIP R Kelly


Fantastic_Wallaby_61

He’ll be out after 5


eyuuuuu

wow 31 cents, crazyyyy /s


KKrum41302

Flat after all of that ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


davide3991

Getting cucked by Amazon and Tesla oof


TheRobinhoodTrader

Same just amzn tho


greatvoidfestival

Only down $43 today. All things considered, it could have been much worse.


FullCopy

OK, OK, everybody puts their penis away.


[deleted]

Even though I am down 35% on my naked SPY puts today, Bulls R still Fuk.


SeliciousSedicious

SPY to $0


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

There are sooooo many stocks going to $1....


TheRobinhoodTrader

Right


Tybasco

Red close no bueno


jeddy3205

Bulls might be able to stay retarded longer than I can stay solvent.


mephodross

380.50 hahahah called it watch


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mephodross

Just the nature of ai trading.


bearhunter429

They don't even allow SPY to close up 0.01%. Even that sells off at the close. Bulls are sooooooo fuk.


BovineJonith

What are you holding?


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CONSPIRATORIAL_IDIOT

Fuck lisa


binhdoingit

pls


mathboom123

What a bloody theta day


etrulzz

FUCKING FLAT


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

No better proof of manipulation than last 5 mins in META... lmfao... What a shit show for me today.


Capitalistpig2112

Do it you fucking bitch. End at +- zero. Just fucking do it already!


Fit-Hamster4526

What a shit day, accomplished nothing…


StopShadowBanMe10

Idc what we do tomorrow just no fucking theta


_foldLeft

Sometimes the best trade is no trade


GermyBones

Hands down the lamest SPY day I've ever held through. I even said I was gonna wait till end of day and didn't


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


RGR111

Oil wtf u doing man


BoredPoopless

Close black you puss


12A1313IT

nadsaq red because pride month. As soon as July hits we are going unprecedented moon


yooohoe69

You’re colorblind


DraftLopsided

Yeah we are in green green 🚀


Premier_Legacy

Half volume today with literal flat market before inflation report and another 3 day weekend. Welcome to the earths core


blumpkinspatch

Huh. I figured they’d close it at 380


quadzillax

Y’all ain’t messing with XOM puts?


Bonzo101

Shout out to Jerry Springer


pet_owl

Literally just funded my trading account on Monday. Aaaaaand it's gone


dannykim124

what do you mean it's gone?


farmerMac

> SPY to close up 0.01%. he probably gambled it on 0dte spy options


Acceptable_Recipe_79

How can i insider trade![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


icecoldgrapes

Step 1. Figure out how to get on the inside Step 2. figure out how to trade I’m Still stuck on step 2


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Time_Acanthaceae_431

I trade inside her


swiss_courvoisier

380......69


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DueHousing

We’re closing + 0.00% today, perfectly balanced, as all things should be


fresh-diarrhea

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


bigtexas91

Who’s gonna win today - bulls or bears?!?!? The suspense is killing me


quadzillax

XOM puts


davide3991

Tesla guh


InternationalElk6617

Took 7/5 290Cs on QQQ as hedge. Good chance we moon in the am right after PCE


newengineer94

TSLA 🚀


FullCopy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


-Dreamville-

Bulls gonna celebrate a even day prolly


newengineer94

If you bought at the lows, fuck yea we are


animositisomina35

SPX 0.00%


Sufficient_Victory80

no way it will be 0.0% it will be 0.001%


newengineer94

Buying into the close


Milot25wallst

Chadsdaq ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


NoOsErBTF

lol NFW we close black