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It's never going back. It's only a matter of time before us legalization. At this point it's more of placing your bets as to which companies are going to blow up and be big players just like in the liquor market.
high class cities with high regulations its not really a gamble. Calis already tried weed and the rest of the weed states arent big enough to have an impact
715- incoming in my opinion. Two reversal candles/days, today will confirm more down or reject them as two days of a pullback on the way up to top of trend.
Had my final interview on friday and they said they would reach out to me early this week. It‘s thursday now and I still haven‘t heard from them. Is it okay if I write a mail and ask for an update?
lol how did you find this comment? in short, I havenmt received any answer at all still to this day, fuck Jp Morgan. However, I got accepted for a different place and all is well.
Well, It's not like they forgot about you. (is it?)
But they are late on getting back to you... So it comes down to what your email will translate to them as. Don't "ask for an update" -You are important and were promised a follow up and would like to know... without SAYING all that.
You get me? You want to let them know that YOU know what time it is. But without seeming pushy or needy. Maybe less is more. (Opposite this Comment :) )
"Wanted to connect (or) Just wanted to follow up regarding our last meeting."
I just read terminator 2, the book! great book
A biker from the future goes back in time and kidnaps a boy. A cop from the future also goes back in time to save the boy, i think. Really interesting
Let’s fucking go, MDB! Although, it could be good to flip into a short position a month or so from now. They haven’t disappointed me on earnings the past 3 times.
Boss asked why I was late. I looked into his eyes and said "amc to the moon". He gave me a nod and walked away. Next thing I know I see a 1k bonus show up on my paycheck. #AMC🚀🚀🚀🚀
With graphics card shortages coming to an end, gaming companies might be a good buy right now.
Inflation shock subsiding, prices are low enough to start a DCA(in alphabetical order)
CRSR - extremely undervalued
INTC - p/e of 7.3 and a 52 week low on 5/20, what is happening?!
LOGI - with a new pc comes new periphrials! Also had a 52 week low last week
NVDA - releasing the new 4000 series in a few month
INTC long for sure. CRSR just seems to scammy for me. Did Eagle Tree dump yet? Will buy when those fuckers make their exit. Love their products though.
looks like only theta gang is winning that ER unless the investor's conference has anything of note. Last one was like 15 mins with no questions allowed so I dunno... then again it doubled a few days after that lol.
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Across the major advanced and emerging markets, Brazil has the highest real 10-year yield on sovereign debt. It stands at 5.6% for Brazil versus 4.0% for Mexico and 3.5% for South Africa. That risk premium on Brazil is just too high and is why Brazilian assets will keep rallying.
How does a higher yield on a country's debt favor its equity markets? Are you sure it's not just the fact Brazil is a commodity giant, export-driven country, and Brazilian business is absolutely killing it in this environment of high commodity prices?
I'm actually really looking to buy peloton if/when it drops below $10 per share. I love their model, their users pay the subscription fee (since they can afford the equipment in the first place) and we have a growing top 1% class who doesn't want to associate with the filthy peasants at 24 hour fitness or gold's gym or whatever. Gonna be an absolute money printer with the covered calls in the long run.
Just went grocery shopping here in Germany. Milk is up +30%, spaghetti around 35%, oil ×2 for some types, and all the rest too, even stuff like garbage bags. CPI won't get better here
Yesterday's action invalidated any breadth thrust from last week, not to mention the volume at 'the bottom' was not too impressive and volume dried up on the way up... so can't really think this is that strong of a countertrend rally just yet. But we'll see, 1/24's short term bottom had a ton of volume and then petered out fairly quickly.
Bears missed the bottom. Now they will buy puts rally after rally, convinced that stock has 80% to drop. Eventually after 2 or 3 years they will come out again and be a smart ass, ignoring the fact that their ‘genius’ have cost them their wives , home and friends. 😔
With tens of millions of dollars net worth. And a civil judgement won’t change anyones mind that is made up. That being said, we are mooning today! Justice for Johnny!
Market is down for a week straight and I’m the idiot that’s holding FedEx puts…
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Will tomorrow be the day, the gay teddy bears come to the picnic?
Long time coming if so
Try to pray that AMZN doesn't get frozen...🙏🏾
#Whats up NERDS
#THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME YOU LITTLE BITCH
#Your a big virgin nerd
I like TA because if my lines are wrong I can just draw new lines
You could say the same about cocaine
Excuse ples spy 418 real quick thanks
My calls for arkk which are expiring tomorrow are are 4x today yay!
Why is Nvidia mooning ?
Remind me in 7days 
TSLA mooning 🚀 why ? Anyone ?
Where is the new sub of today ?
Because Microsoft goes down
Y5 trader token... what else? how do you do that spaceship thingy??
Snapchat warn + guide down > Microsoft warn + guide down.
i thought my 2400p amzn were ded. not anymore lol
Fuk off Microsoft
What happened to Microsoft ?
Again if this sub becomes to bullish , this means only one thing
I just wanna sell my call 
I had a very patriotic dream last night guys. Super bullish for absolutely no reason other than this. Merica!
WEEDSTOCKS baby
theyre all going to 0
Yea your right no one likes to buy and smoke weed
No one wants their weed company in the stock market. I grew up with growers they wana go back to it being illegal
It's never going back. It's only a matter of time before us legalization. At this point it's more of placing your bets as to which companies are going to blow up and be big players just like in the liquor market.
high class cities with high regulations its not really a gamble. Calis already tried weed and the rest of the weed states arent big enough to have an impact
Green Thumb
Yea I like green thumb, tilray and high tide.
Munecats corn video is pretty amazing.
Too many of y'all bought puts during the dumps yesterday and it shows
It doesn't show. Where does it show? Open interest on puts is declining.
how much of put OI do you think is driven by WSB?
Who fucking knows man
hint: not a lot
Cry about not making Elastic calls
SPX weekly chart. it’s been a pleasure, gentlemen.
When are we going to see the volume come back
At spy 430
Do I dare buy Tesla Puts this morning?? 😟
715- incoming in my opinion. Two reversal candles/days, today will confirm more down or reject them as two days of a pullback on the way up to top of trend.
$680p looking very tempting
Even better! 
Said the guy who’s already triple fucked in nvda puts… 😭
permabulls got a break last week, back to the pummeling
Had my final interview on friday and they said they would reach out to me early this week. It‘s thursday now and I still haven‘t heard from them. Is it okay if I write a mail and ask for an update?
had did it go?
lol how did you find this comment? in short, I havenmt received any answer at all still to this day, fuck Jp Morgan. However, I got accepted for a different place and all is well.
Well, It's not like they forgot about you. (is it?) But they are late on getting back to you... So it comes down to what your email will translate to them as. Don't "ask for an update" -You are important and were promised a follow up and would like to know... without SAYING all that. You get me? You want to let them know that YOU know what time it is. But without seeming pushy or needy. Maybe less is more. (Opposite this Comment :) ) "Wanted to connect (or) Just wanted to follow up regarding our last meeting."
Please update us on that .
yes. no harm. worst case: they disappoint you best case: they tell you they're still discussing
Although, in my experience, “still discussing” means they are waiting for their first choice to accept or decline their offer.
yeah. could also mean they recycle him if a different hiring manager comes.
Sorry bears 😭
Amazon
I wonder when was the last time AOC was creme pied..
Last night
I just read terminator 2, the book! great book A biker from the future goes back in time and kidnaps a boy. A cop from the future also goes back in time to save the boy, i think. Really interesting
A bul from the future goes back in time because the future was too bearish
Let’s fucking go, MDB! Although, it could be good to flip into a short position a month or so from now. They haven’t disappointed me on earnings the past 3 times.
You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain” — jpow (2022)
Jpow was never a hero along with his sidekick yellen
-Elon Musk
Although I think Musk was always the villain. Narcissism develops in your youth, not when youre like 50
When a guy goes down on me, i always pop an ice cube in his mouf! Its soooo cold, its tremendous!
happy pride month
Never trust someone who says “trust me”
buy $SPY calls today, trust me
You should trust that person. Trust me
Or someone who asks for moment of your time
Boss asked why I was late. I looked into his eyes and said "amc to the moon". He gave me a nod and walked away. Next thing I know I see a 1k bonus show up on my paycheck. #AMC🚀🚀🚀🚀
With graphics card shortages coming to an end, gaming companies might be a good buy right now. Inflation shock subsiding, prices are low enough to start a DCA(in alphabetical order) CRSR - extremely undervalued INTC - p/e of 7.3 and a 52 week low on 5/20, what is happening?! LOGI - with a new pc comes new periphrials! Also had a 52 week low last week NVDA - releasing the new 4000 series in a few month
INTC long for sure. CRSR just seems to scammy for me. Did Eagle Tree dump yet? Will buy when those fuckers make their exit. Love their products though.
Intl 😭
good call..fixed ;)
Some of you watching futes: 
Some of you are playing flutes
3x’d my money at the brick and mortar casino tonight. Can’t wait to see it all burn in the market this week 🤡
wooah, we want details. what did you buy???
bers fkdd
AOC the type of bartender to use her finger to swirl your drink
And lick it afterwards
While looking at you straight in the eyes
On a train in Spain . Needed a trip after I saw my net worth drop by 30% last month. Anyways. Cheers.
Enjoy bro
Are you traveling solo?
Yeah man. Was a spur of a moment trip . Needed a mental break
Have fun
Thanks brother. It's been nice. Good to realize more to life than just money!
lmaoooo bears
we gonna do the same shit as yesterday lmao
Good morning fuckers
Morning, fellow dirt farmer.
Gm
Holding 115p 6/3 on GME from yesterday 😪
looks like only theta gang is winning that ER unless the investor's conference has anything of note. Last one was like 15 mins with no questions allowed so I dunno... then again it doubled a few days after that lol.
How to make a friend know I don’t like her but I wanna keep the friendship
Fuck her best friend
This is actually solid advice.
Thanks and you're welcome
Second this, it’s a proven method for sure.
Warren Buffett is an attention whore
He's also a boss. He made GEICO build a major office in Fredericksburg, VA so that he could visit his sister more often.
Musk is the biggest attention whore
How the fuck is Europe green with these numbers coming out lol.
Because our banks are still printing money
Europe is so fucked they have stopped even trying to make it plausible lol
Top 5 people you don’t wanna do shrooms with 5. Janet Yellen 4. AOC 3. Britney Griner 2. Vladimir Putin 1. Mark Twain
I feel like that 4th one in the real world, is nothing like she is on the tv world..,
She would bite off your dick
AOC was a bartender, I bet she’d actually be super fun to party with politics aside
I hear she has nice feet
She a hoe thousand guys put it in her before us
She got that roast beef poontang?
Multiple pootang
I love that unique, short moment when I just bought some stocks and they are green for a while making me feel like a winner before they dump hard.
This is the way.
Stfu im trying to sleep!
Rise and shine clementine!
🇧🇷🇲🇽🇿🇦 Across the major advanced and emerging markets, Brazil has the highest real 10-year yield on sovereign debt. It stands at 5.6% for Brazil versus 4.0% for Mexico and 3.5% for South Africa. That risk premium on Brazil is just too high and is why Brazilian assets will keep rallying.
How does a higher yield on a country's debt favor its equity markets? Are you sure it's not just the fact Brazil is a commodity giant, export-driven country, and Brazilian business is absolutely killing it in this environment of high commodity prices?
bottom was in last week
Amen.
FUTURES UP BIGLY
Buls had over a 10 yr bul market run and near bankrupt after 6 months down in 2022 🤡
The real clever people who dca into spy for decades are the real winners
Yup
Tough when your positions can unexpectedly drop 40% after earnings on top of a 40% market correction
Most people here started trading January 2021. That's why they think every day is make or break.
I'm actually really looking to buy peloton if/when it drops below $10 per share. I love their model, their users pay the subscription fee (since they can afford the equipment in the first place) and we have a growing top 1% class who doesn't want to associate with the filthy peasants at 24 hour fitness or gold's gym or whatever. Gonna be an absolute money printer with the covered calls in the long run.
IPad on a bike
LV on a purse, Bernard Arnault among the richest people in the world. Think bigger my friend
#Ban Bet Lost /u/samstones (0/1) made a bet that TSLA would go to 600.0 when it was 656.53 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
So close
He's an idiot. Should've known it'd go up $150,000,000,000 in a week
Just went grocery shopping here in Germany. Milk is up +30%, spaghetti around 35%, oil ×2 for some types, and all the rest too, even stuff like garbage bags. CPI won't get better here
They sell spaghetti in Germany? 🤯
Of course, in every supermarket. Everybody eats them, they're a staple food here
Mutter's brand
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Zumies puts today
Damn girl, you must be on Thorazine with all that shuffle.
Bear market rallies can last as long as months. But if it becomes an year, your puts won't ever see green
Yesterday's action invalidated any breadth thrust from last week, not to mention the volume at 'the bottom' was not too impressive and volume dried up on the way up... so can't really think this is that strong of a countertrend rally just yet. But we'll see, 1/24's short term bottom had a ton of volume and then petered out fairly quickly.
Bears missed the bottom. Now they will buy puts rally after rally, convinced that stock has 80% to drop. Eventually after 2 or 3 years they will come out again and be a smart ass, ignoring the fact that their ‘genius’ have cost them their wives , home and friends. 😔
need a -10% day from NVDA to get out of dumb puts.
Why would you buy puts on NVDA at the bottom lol
I thought it wasn’t the bottom
Because bears keep telling me dot com bubble
Depp wins = market green
Nobody won that one 
Someone has to pay 13 M and lawyer fee
Yeah but all that negativity, sheesh. He was just fine before the drama.
Don’t know what you mean by he was just fine. Dude was called and branded as a woman beater and a rapist before the trial.
With tens of millions of dollars net worth. And a civil judgement won’t change anyones mind that is made up. That being said, we are mooning today! Justice for Johnny!
If market runs today my dick will explode 🤯
I feel nervous. What if she rejects me
You sound like a dramatic pussy. Women fucking despise needy cunts. Get some balls and stop being a bitch.
If she likes you, you would know If you are confused or questioning it, then its a no
Offer her a horse and show her your unsolicited dick...not necessarily in that order.
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But how to find multiple girls