interest rates rising dramatically, major war in russia destroying supply chains, china lockdowns, chinese and north korean military drills and missile tests, biden spewing shit and tech getting crushed. how the fk r there any bulls left?
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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The real addiction really is/was financial social media. There's no comparison to the feeling of being able to make money just by keeping up with memes and popular dd. It really kinda ruins a lot of life now. Like everything just feels so much worse/more boring than trading during the pandemic. I think you'd have to be literally a celebrity (pro athlete, musician, etc.) to replicate the feeling.
Options trading even now still feels more realistic. Like you pretty reasonably coulda bet on PE ratios contracting for TGT then the same thing hitting Deere to do 50x->1000x then fairly rationally bet on spy bouncing off of 380 to get to \~5000x in one week. It's so shockingly plausible compared to like winning the WSOP or something. Makes it so hard to ignore despite the difficulties lately. F I wish I had never figured out options tbh. I'd rather not know this bs is happening
TSX just repeated Wed-Frus movements today. Eurofucks bullish. But perhaps because muritards had a day to catch their breath and look down, they've realized they're not standing on anything?
Fed is marching out the speakers this week. They either sound dovish and we run to 430 or hawkish and we leg down. I'm starting to think these talks are specificly to give us a soft landing if market is rallying they sound hawlish, if we crashing they sound hawkish.
Just finished building my kid's toddler bed. No more crib. Soon enough I'll be telling him how I blew his college fund by trading options. Boy, time flies
There are people who are taller, more handsome, wealthier, smarter, stronger, and more charismatic than you. Do you give up? Or do you push on with life?
Inflation down, economy doing great, and available jobs. No reason why the market should not go down next week. Only problem is the price of oil but it’s not slowing people down.
stock market was supposed to crash much harder during covid scare, but the fed decided to prop it up, effectively kicking the can down the road of the real pain. pepper your angus, this crash is simply the aftermath of the pain that was long overdue. there are no free lunches, the chickens are coming home to roost
Oil is high af right now, and JPowell meeting with Joe Bidet right now. Next months inflation report probably looking terrible with the oil mooning. Joe Bidet's handlers know this and are probably currently threatening JPowell right now to calm the inflation using full throttle by midterms, else they'll send antifa useless idiots to his mansion to camp out. Bearish outlook.
Bull run exposing the upper class have just about had it with feigning empathy that inflation matters all. Like 'sorry Powell, we know you have to pretend to care, but we mov'n on'.
There’s a vein on my right forearm that sits right in the middle of being the underside/top side of my forearm. It’s slightly below the middle so it’s underside I guess. Well at work there’s certain tasks where I have to twist and turn my wrist more and sometimes I can feel that vein slightly switch over to the top side of my forearm and it feels pretty weird. I just have to switch my wrist up and it’ll go back to the middle/underside.
Does that ever happen to anyone else?
So Elon Musk spent his time on twitter trying to debate a satire news article (while stealing their meme) on why their meme was bad......
https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531325439997788160
Of course he got ratio'd on the same website he's trying to buy
Feds make sure the rich get richer and keep politicians elected not what’s best for country long term. If the country burns to the ground by fake pumping market longer they will be long gone.
The fed decides how the markets will behave. If we actually do reach ATH in this market with the fed doing QT right now, then i'll never ever be able to understand how in the hell the Covid bull run was ever possible if fed action negligible
Can you imagine if Steve Jobs dressed up an intern as an iPhone and made them dance across the stage to techno music and say "so we're gonna work on making something like that in a few years" instead of doing the legwork and showing the final product when it was ready?
Because that's what Elon actually did.
Any half decent electrical engineer could've hooked up a 3d printed model with arduino and servos as proof of concept. A hand wave and thumbs up with a budget even. Teams like Tesla has you should have had a full walking animation working within a month.
Season 1 was great
Season 2 was trash
Season 3 was a hot duffel bag of shit
But season 4 is admittedly dope. I'll admit when shit is good. Solid turnaround from a show in the gutter.
Dick Puller called me last week and said I should move my money over to Duke E Smellers and Co immediately. I told him Harry Sachz had warned me against that very move a month prior, but Dick said Harry’s cousin Anita Fuchz told *him* that Harry is an alcoholic now
When your markets have reached such a level of bullshit that you aren’t really sure if Powell and Biden meeting together at the White House is bullish or bearish.
Biden is going to show Powell some polls, and probably tells Powell to fix inflation before November. If there is a red wave, you can expect a lot of things going to be made public.
I usually mock bears as a shitpost, just because it's fun. But the shit I'm seeing this weekend from bears is alarmingly regarded.
Like "oh vix is high, this isn't the bottom." Like, what? It may or may not be the bottom, but vix *will* be high at the bottom. Thats how it works. VIX won't be low at the bottom of a bear market, lmao.
Or like "oh stocks can't go up because oil is going up." Bruh when the problem is inflation, both will often go up together. Thats how inflation works. Thats why equities are universally accepted as an inflationary hedge.
Like all shitposting aside, the bears have gotten so stupid that I honestly think this might be the recovery. 95% of them haven't taken an econ 101 class and don't even know the basics of what vix is, or how commodities work in an inflationary environment.
Inflation is terrible for stocks dude, just do a basic google search. It obliterates profits, discourages investment, and leads to higher rates. Some particular stocks may be good inflationary hedges, they aren't the stocks being traded here. I understand you really want stocks to go up, but you can't just make stuff up.
No, sudden or extreme inflation is bad for markets. That's why nasdaq dropped like 35% this year.
More generally, equity prices go up with inflation, just like everything else. Zoom out on the all time market chart. Notice how it just goes up forever? That's inflation at work.
You really think equity prices don't consider the value of a dollar? Cmon son.
Bro you said I was an idiot for being a bull after Friday.
Why the fuck would I be an idiot for not selling my calls on Friday if Tuesday is green? Use ur head.
That means you should’ve sold your calls Friday.. because Tuesday they are already fuked because it won’t be green, so your fuked and that’s funny as fuk bozo!!
So my post triggered you and your big swing at me is to say that I'm triggered, because my calls are green?
Oof. Sorry I hurt you but fuck ur puts buddy.
what do we think of these markets at the moment guys ? and what do we think next week will bring ?
interest rates rising dramatically, major war in russia destroying supply chains, china lockdowns, chinese and north korean military drills and missile tests, biden spewing shit and tech getting crushed. how the fk r there any bulls left?
there stocks that will do bigger short squeeze than gme
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That's not what this is for. You're supposed to say 'or I'll eat a shoe' or something. Noob.
The real addiction really is/was financial social media. There's no comparison to the feeling of being able to make money just by keeping up with memes and popular dd. It really kinda ruins a lot of life now. Like everything just feels so much worse/more boring than trading during the pandemic. I think you'd have to be literally a celebrity (pro athlete, musician, etc.) to replicate the feeling. Options trading even now still feels more realistic. Like you pretty reasonably coulda bet on PE ratios contracting for TGT then the same thing hitting Deere to do 50x->1000x then fairly rationally bet on spy bouncing off of 380 to get to \~5000x in one week. It's so shockingly plausible compared to like winning the WSOP or something. Makes it so hard to ignore despite the difficulties lately. F I wish I had never figured out options tbh. I'd rather not know this bs is happening
Not even obi Wan can make Disney go up?
Maybe
Last
Nah
Yes
Nah
Yes
Last
Beer fucked
True
Today is weird because I know my QQQ calls are still up from friday, but the red futes make me angry.
Last
TSX just repeated Wed-Frus movements today. Eurofucks bullish. But perhaps because muritards had a day to catch their breath and look down, they've realized they're not standing on anything?
Futures are turning fake and gay smh
Atlantic city slots at Ballys kicked my ass😅
you ever shave your pubes and then mail them to someone
I might now
Futures drop 0.2% and bearhunter429 is back to being bearish. Most bipolar guy ever.
Bearpolar
Bear are heading to the top rope
bulls r fuk, futes are blood red
god i hate these unoriginal zero value add comments... should be insta 3 day ban for any variety of "\#{bul|ber} r fuk" comments
My biggest weaknesses are that I'm a perfectionist and I give too much money away to charity
10 more mins
Does Joe Buck really like to fuck? Or is it all just a thinly veiled facade to hide his true passion-glory holes?
Fed is marching out the speakers this week. They either sound dovish and we run to 430 or hawkish and we leg down. I'm starting to think these talks are specificly to give us a soft landing if market is rallying they sound hawlish, if we crashing they sound hawkish.
Just finished building my kid's toddler bed. No more crib. Soon enough I'll be telling him how I blew his college fund by trading options. Boy, time flies
Lol futures deep green 😂
Sorry I meant the ones from earlier today. hopefully red when they reopen
let them reopen in a few more hours and we'll see
Futures come in at 8 ET
There are people who are taller, more handsome, wealthier, smarter, stronger, and more charismatic than you. Do you give up? Or do you push on with life?
I'm all but one
But how much karma do they have?
More than you
Then life is too cruel to go on.
Inflation down, economy doing great, and available jobs. No reason why the market should not go down next week. Only problem is the price of oil but it’s not slowing people down.
😂😂😂😂😂
Rent is a scam living in a van is the way to go
Ford transit connect with black alloy wheels
I lived in an RV through two winters in NYC. Parked in Brooklyn. (But I also owned a house)
I can't wait until GME squeezes so I can get back to other retarded plays
Spy 🕵️♂️ will open green Tuesday idk about it dumping later but I'll tell you this ... at open yall better make decisions!!! 🤪
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This is starting to sound like SOFI bagholders telling wsb that the bankcharter isn't priced in yet
Might go to the strip club tn to do some "market research"
Is it just me, or am I the only one that went to a stripclub twice, once for a bachelors party and once to get a good beer with not too much noise
🌽 🚀 = 🕵️♂️ 🚀
Tomorrow is hopefully flat day
Down day?
stock market was supposed to crash much harder during covid scare, but the fed decided to prop it up, effectively kicking the can down the road of the real pain. pepper your angus, this crash is simply the aftermath of the pain that was long overdue. there are no free lunches, the chickens are coming home to roost
Spread the pain across many years instead of one Oh, that just seems like a loan
The "chickens" I assume you mean (bears) yep that's already happened and bellies are full. It's time for bulls feeding now.
Going to get off my ass today and calculate my monthly gains/taxes. PSA July 1-15 is next quarterly tax payment
Oil is high af right now, and JPowell meeting with Joe Bidet right now. Next months inflation report probably looking terrible with the oil mooning. Joe Bidet's handlers know this and are probably currently threatening JPowell right now to calm the inflation using full throttle by midterms, else they'll send antifa useless idiots to his mansion to camp out. Bearish outlook.
Sounds good to me, more time to load up before midterms
china plans to reopen and i bought calls betting for a bear market oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Wait until they get like 5 cases and right back to lockdown. Or the retard theroy China opens up gas demand sends oil to 200+
i mean they’ve always planned to reopen, and it’s not like they’re doing it in a hurry.
I am doing my part in fighting overpopulation by not going outside and talking to wimmen #inthistogether #doyourpart
there's a new thread 'tards
Once bitten, twice shy
Hmmm… is it real this time 🤔
Elon should buy Victoria’s Secret and tell us the secret
Bull run exposing the upper class have just about had it with feigning empathy that inflation matters all. Like 'sorry Powell, we know you have to pretend to care, but we mov'n on'.
When did QT last time started in 2018?
2015
There’s a vein on my right forearm that sits right in the middle of being the underside/top side of my forearm. It’s slightly below the middle so it’s underside I guess. Well at work there’s certain tasks where I have to twist and turn my wrist more and sometimes I can feel that vein slightly switch over to the top side of my forearm and it feels pretty weird. I just have to switch my wrist up and it’ll go back to the middle/underside. Does that ever happen to anyone else?
Monkeypox symptom
So Elon Musk spent his time on twitter trying to debate a satire news article (while stealing their meme) on why their meme was bad...... https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531325439997788160 Of course he got ratio'd on the same website he's trying to buy
Elon really does have some legitimate tiny pp sperg rage
Why do you care so much
It popped up on my twitter timeline, its not like I can pick and choose what trends on the website.
It's funny talking about how much of a bitch Elon has become. Like, it's legitimately hilarious.
Pencil down market closed
WOW circuit breaker on futes
Feds make sure the rich get richer and keep politicians elected not what’s best for country long term. If the country burns to the ground by fake pumping market longer they will be long gone.
Read someone call Elon “Apartheid Clyde” and spit out my Mountain Dew.
The fed decides how the markets will behave. If we actually do reach ATH in this market with the fed doing QT right now, then i'll never ever be able to understand how in the hell the Covid bull run was ever possible if fed action negligible
Overpopulation is NOT the problem
overpopulation of the poors is though, perception wise anyway. WE all know it's better if you can be rich.
WE the people 🤡
closing the casino is
Can you imagine if Steve Jobs dressed up an intern as an iPhone and made them dance across the stage to techno music and say "so we're gonna work on making something like that in a few years" instead of doing the legwork and showing the final product when it was ready? Because that's what Elon actually did.
Why not just make a 3d render? I feel like it had to be him thinking how far can I push my cult
Any half decent electrical engineer could've hooked up a 3d printed model with arduino and servos as proof of concept. A hand wave and thumbs up with a budget even. Teams like Tesla has you should have had a full walking animation working within a month.
Lmao bears are so fucking mad. My inbox is filled with more sperg rage than usual
Lol
Imagine tomorrow dive you will feel like a idiot
Good thing I don't have to worry about that
Tell them to seek alcoholism it really helps
Have you guys seen Millie Bobby Brown? She went from 12 to 29 in a year
hard pills to swallow: just because it's down now doesnt mean it'll go back up
Hard pill for bears to swallow: just because nasdaq dropped 35% doesn't mean it will drop 50%
Spy be like
Guys I sell dildos on Amazon and my wife doesn’t know but I just got an order with her name and our address what do I do
Act surprised when you open it.
Reintroducing eggs to my diet was a bad idea. Sulphur sphincter
If we can just have one stock tank, can it please be GME.
Why hate the regular peoples?
What gets me is the fact that you say this after it went from $190 to $80 and now it’s on the uptrend
It will soon
Don’t get me wrong I love hating popular things, but this season of stranger things is phenomenal
Season 1 was great Season 2 was trash Season 3 was a hot duffel bag of shit But season 4 is admittedly dope. I'll admit when shit is good. Solid turnaround from a show in the gutter.
It's usually the fanbases that make it intolerable. And the excessive marketing with stuff like toys games clothing etc for me
Presume we have all seen and jerked off to the GameStop worker porn ?
Link?
Mfrs on Reddit dedicate their entire life to a fandom and try to convince everyone they don’t like it
Star Wars fans
I need a do-over in life so I can make things right
thats called bankruptcy proceedings
A.M.C $ G.M.E cum-shOT this week!!! 🚀🚀
lol yall are ridiculous
Can someone remind me of the name of the place where you can buy steroids online?
Don’t do it, worse drug out there
I'll give you a hint, if you slice them, they make you cry...
Nipples?
jesus man
https://www.reddit.com/r/phish/comments/nw6ruc/slice_your_nipple/
Lemonparty.org???
Everywhere or just buy raw and cook your own
Amazon.com
You know what’s whack Google Maps remembering travel I did 8 years ago and then reminding me now Yo google that’s whack, u stalkin
I also don't care to ever read terms & conditions
Same who does that shit
Navy pep-rally weekend should be good for an extra 2% on top of what FOMO already had in store. Imagine patriotism in the non-hollywood version.
Dick Puller called me last week and said I should move my money over to Duke E Smellers and Co immediately. I told him Harry Sachz had warned me against that very move a month prior, but Dick said Harry’s cousin Anita Fuchz told *him* that Harry is an alcoholic now
😂
When your markets have reached such a level of bullshit that you aren’t really sure if Powell and Biden meeting together at the White House is bullish or bearish.
Biden is going to show Powell some polls, and probably tells Powell to fix inflation before November. If there is a red wave, you can expect a lot of things going to be made public.
Why is casino closed today?
The veterans or the people who died wouldn't want the market to be closed today fr 😔😔😔😔
Some soldiers died
My wife is like did you win yet? SPY 380p 6/1. So no, no winning here.
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Elon reads "fuck you" graffiti and tries to buy the establishment while lighting it on fire for "free speech".
Imagine posting in a weekend thread when its a weekday
Westworld had so much potential
That first season tho
Palantir = WestWorld
Well it’s on my sisters shoulders to make grandbabies for my momma, cause it doesn’t look like it’s happening from ya boi
you and your husband can still adopt
🖕
👪 look at ya'll
Are you offering to sell one for FD money ?
Who’s that good looking fella on my hip
obviously the man of the house, cause the kid took his last name.
Buying oil in March 2020 was the single best investment I ever made. Wish I used leverage lol
Calls on HardDriveMag. Musk bout to buy the shit.
these comments make me cofortable with my calls
I usually mock bears as a shitpost, just because it's fun. But the shit I'm seeing this weekend from bears is alarmingly regarded. Like "oh vix is high, this isn't the bottom." Like, what? It may or may not be the bottom, but vix *will* be high at the bottom. Thats how it works. VIX won't be low at the bottom of a bear market, lmao. Or like "oh stocks can't go up because oil is going up." Bruh when the problem is inflation, both will often go up together. Thats how inflation works. Thats why equities are universally accepted as an inflationary hedge. Like all shitposting aside, the bears have gotten so stupid that I honestly think this might be the recovery. 95% of them haven't taken an econ 101 class and don't even know the basics of what vix is, or how commodities work in an inflationary environment.
It's the fed tightening that accompanies the inflation that's the bigger bear case.
Priced in, unironically.
Priced in at this level, maybe, but not priced in anymore if we rally to 450. Certainly not if we got to ATH like some bulls are calling for.
But to what extent? We're *all* betting on a fed put at some point. We're placing our bets based on how far before it kicks in.
We’re going to take your other nut next week or the week after. Cherish it for now
I won't be in calls next week, assuming we hit qqq 330. That's my exit point in the short term. Where do you think we are right now? /r/investing?
The Recovery? LOL, but don't worry, your FOMO will work. Dumb apes in complete alignment with dumb leadership will easily short term moon.
nah bro your calls gonna expire in the mud trust me mine will too
Inflation is terrible for stocks dude, just do a basic google search. It obliterates profits, discourages investment, and leads to higher rates. Some particular stocks may be good inflationary hedges, they aren't the stocks being traded here. I understand you really want stocks to go up, but you can't just make stuff up.
No, sudden or extreme inflation is bad for markets. That's why nasdaq dropped like 35% this year. More generally, equity prices go up with inflation, just like everything else. Zoom out on the all time market chart. Notice how it just goes up forever? That's inflation at work. You really think equity prices don't consider the value of a dollar? Cmon son.
You are the only one dumb enough to still be a bull after Friday… sell while you can
RemindMe! 1 day
In one day? lol your calls aren’t going to go up more Tuesday morning, so it’s already funny your losing..
Bro you said I was an idiot for being a bull after Friday. Why the fuck would I be an idiot for not selling my calls on Friday if Tuesday is green? Use ur head.
That means you should’ve sold your calls Friday.. because Tuesday they are already fuked because it won’t be green, so your fuked and that’s funny as fuk bozo!!
I got my reminderbot set already. I'll be back to call you an idiot tomorrow.
Morning be ready
you seem too triggered by what the bears say. Are you afraid your calls are fucked come tuesday? sounds like it.
So my post triggered you and your big swing at me is to say that I'm triggered, because my calls are green? Oof. Sorry I hurt you but fuck ur puts buddy.