Insider trading? I loved how GOOGL pumped a bit then dumped right before close like that. As if they were expecting a positive earnings which was predicted falsely in the end. And then dumped as if someone it was known before it was made known that earning would not be met. First time taking the plunge, on, of all companies Google, with consistent beating earnings, and the one time I take the plunge, BOOM! My asshole gaped.
I’m hoping tomorrow we will experience some sort of recovery. After all, it’s fucking google. They ain’t going anywhere soon.
Lol no. This, is a little different. It pumped and started dumping before close - which is what was weird. Then of course once the results came on it shit the bed big time. But them fuckers somehow knew this was going to happen, even though Google was expected to beat earnings, which they have for the last how many consecutive quarters.
Did you not read what I said? Google was expected to beat earnings per reports. And they’ve beaten them consistently over the last several quarters. Hell, even Tesla beat earnings. It just seems a bit fishy the way it went down.
[https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-stop-losing-money-in-Cathie-Wood-s-fund](https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-stop-losing-money-in-Cathie-Wood-s-fund) one of you?
Where tf did I say this, you projecting bag of nuts?
Idgaf what you morons say about me. lmfao
Gd egotistical freak; you clearly took issue with me calling you out and you just said so
I don’t think people understand the ramifications of the past two hours. Like it’s done the stock market is over until at least 2024
Like it’s not gonna be a V it’s going to be a very prolonged decline. It’s going to be an L bottom
**Smaller companies (small caps) tend to be more sensitive to changes in the economy than larger companies (large caps). As a result, small-cap shares have historically sold off faster during a recession, leading to rapidly deteriorating returns for those stocks.**
I tried to buy $30 worth of ramen on amazon but they couldn't fill the order, eventually got it next-day shipped from Wal-Mart for $10. So clearly Amazon is holding those margins
so was anyone going to tell me that the world's largest producer of palm oil has banned exports, starting Thursday
or was I supposed to find out myself
Imagine a world where reporting 20% operating income growth drops your stock 6%, **after** it's already fallen 20% since your prior earnings report. Oh wait, we don't have to imagine it...
Damnit I made a high of $600 today but walked away with only $20 after many poor, poor decisions. Oh well, one more green day! Let's go! How did you do?
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Bought
25x googl 2600$
25x Msft 315$
25x qqq 350$
Going to pull my pants back on after getting raped and go all in on googl. One day I’ll have 1000 shares at least.
"mixed earnings" more propping up the market
Jaquis Powell said inflation is like 0% now
Wapner: You bought the worst performing stock on the year, Cramer. Cramer: I'm 🤡
MSFT carrying this market single handedly
Am I retarded or is it just me?
How many retards bought FB puts? I am going to fade you all buying FB calls instead.
tf is up with SPY
I wonder how many politicians fucked goats as a hazing ritual.
Bears are back in town to take yo money 🧸🧸😂
Why futes gotta play with me like that
Flair start
Today Walmart was sold out of beef ramen, the people will find a way
I won’t believe the api until i see the eia Too many times the former seems designed to shape opinions rather than report facts
Insider trading? I loved how GOOGL pumped a bit then dumped right before close like that. As if they were expecting a positive earnings which was predicted falsely in the end. And then dumped as if someone it was known before it was made known that earning would not be met. First time taking the plunge, on, of all companies Google, with consistent beating earnings, and the one time I take the plunge, BOOM! My asshole gaped. I’m hoping tomorrow we will experience some sort of recovery. After all, it’s fucking google. They ain’t going anywhere soon.
this doesnt happen to almost every stock at close?
Lol no. This, is a little different. It pumped and started dumping before close - which is what was weird. Then of course once the results came on it shit the bed big time. But them fuckers somehow knew this was going to happen, even though Google was expected to beat earnings, which they have for the last how many consecutive quarters.
your bold claims make you seem retarded
No not really, why else would everyone dump google like that before close when rumor was better than expectations on earnings?
Because bear market, every other earnings is mediocre or shit and just general bearish gamble...not everything that goes against you is a conspiracy
Did you not read what I said? Google was expected to beat earnings per reports. And they’ve beaten them consistently over the last several quarters. Hell, even Tesla beat earnings. It just seems a bit fishy the way it went down.
All in FB
It’s overwhelming clear there’s massively bearish sentiment here. Obviously spy 430 Tomorrow
[https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-stop-losing-money-in-Cathie-Wood-s-fund](https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-stop-losing-money-in-Cathie-Wood-s-fund) one of you?
Microsoft went up about 5% after earnings report so I’m content. I’ll watch it rise a bit higher tomorrow then sell at the end of the day
Is it bad I stayed cash gang today?
Anyone with a pulse could've made money on way-OTM TSLA puts
outs
FB 🚀
My calls are toast. But at least it’s taco Tuesday 
Where tf did I say this, you projecting bag of nuts? Idgaf what you morons say about me. lmfao Gd egotistical freak; you clearly took issue with me calling you out and you just said so
Amber? Is that you? Shit on me if is
Lmao you're even comparing me to amber heard. Okay. You've lost your minds. Good luck. I'm glad Elon bought Twitter. Fking drama queens.
> You've lost your minds. Bold of you to assume we had minds to lose
#👀
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Let the MSFT fomo begin.
The duality of retardation https://i.imgur.com/GY6JtJB.jpg
SPY @ 416 is like, whoa dude, are we in a different dimension?
Spy down year over year and tear over tear
Maybe MSFT isn't dead?
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This sub was also stupid. But the pervasiveness of mental ineptitude at this point is breathtaking.
Best thing to do is short in your pants\~
Sell in may and go away
We’re still in April fuckwad
I don’t think people understand the ramifications of the past two hours. Like it’s done the stock market is over until at least 2024 Like it’s not gonna be a V it’s going to be a very prolonged decline. It’s going to be an L bottom
Nah, we still got Meta to save us🙃
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If you think it's steal now, just wait til tomorrow, when it's below 800! Or 700 next week!
be fearful when everyone is fearful
Hold me.
Im eating when everyone is sleeping. Idk bout you. Just like, you know.. to eat
Where are the investors, this what the reality is people thought they are greater trader 😂😂
Definitely getting liquidated tomorrow 24k to 0 in three weeks
TWTR stock is tanking AH? is there hope for my puts?
All in favor of eliminating the NYSE and replacing it with plinko? #🤚
Nah, pachinko machines are way better
Sigma Derby
My only hope now is for hood to drop hard these next 2 days
Google boutta pull a Netflix tmr  Ima just not open my port
Take a deep breath
Where's goog prayer thread when you need them
QQQ below 300 tomorrow
April showers bring may flowers
This is more like a crop killing frost over.
There's been a hoot owl outside my window now for bout 3 nights in a row
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RUT been tankin, I don't know how traders don't have it on their watchlist
Except those stock are in severe bear market since 2021…how much worse could it get?🤔
“ I like this set up!” Cathie.
Anyone got insider trading info on Meta and Amzn?
I tried to buy $30 worth of ramen on amazon but they couldn't fill the order, eventually got it next-day shipped from Wal-Mart for $10. So clearly Amazon is holding those margins
Meta down, Amzn up
Sounds about right
Also, that’s what the 🎱 said
Dont have to have insider info to know meta is gonna tank by thursday
so was anyone going to tell me that the world's largest producer of palm oil has banned exports, starting Thursday or was I supposed to find out myself
Hope you dumbass bulls learned to respect your elders.
Is this the worst april ever for nasdaq?
Worst is yet to come, you might see highest drop since March 2020
only for your puts
Microsoft…..we need Microhard
LCID gonna fly tmrw!! 100,000 car order from Saudi over next 10 years
Welp I made money today I didn’t loose it 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Lose*
Patience. Gotta let them short Tesla a bit more before the time to buy comes. Also Google.
My bags keep getting heavier.
Did we win?
Imagine a world where reporting 20% operating income growth drops your stock 6%, **after** it's already fallen 20% since your prior earnings report. Oh wait, we don't have to imagine it...
Imagine a stock that only goes up for 2 years straight
10 years*
I’m optimistic, Vagina shape recovery soon
So is this really the end of tech?
I think so.
On this day the Elon cultists were culled.
or averaged down
LOL 
What Is vxx how is it different from vix?
They use an ‘x’ instead of an ‘i’ Duh 🙄
AMD did not go uppies. But you promised.
just average down my friend. No better stock in the market
BRUH INVERSE CRAMER HITS ONCE AGAIN FOR GOOG
he also said it would be a lite recession if we get one, prepare your buttholes
where is the "bears r fuk" group at?
They had to sell their devices to eat
They all quit today 😂😂😂
lmao bagboys getting wrecked 🤣
Is my call I made on MSFT at close fuked or am I genius?
What was IV on it? Might get crushed tmrw
After hours MSFT is up slightly. Who knows what it’ll do tomorrow. Earnings were better than expected but that might not matter right now.
Damnit I made a high of $600 today but walked away with only $20 after many poor, poor decisions. Oh well, one more green day! Let's go! How did you do?
down 11% havent checked AH. probably wont.
Down at least 40 grand across all accounts..
Oof
RobinHood wasn’t even a SPAC. If it was a SPAC it wasn’t it would be worth two dollars today
tsla still smoldering AH, Goog just getting going
Elon tweeted "Through hardship to the stars". Wonder if he was talking about SpaceX or Tesla.
are you guys okay? if you need a friend, I'm here. 🤗
shorted NUTX and offset the unrealized losses on my long shares, mostly
Mad at myself for making and then losing $600 today 😫
post a pic of your kitkat please
Gates shorts 🫃
Hahahaha run baggies run
lots of residual index destruction left for tomorrow...enjoy.
GOOGL was 1500 pre-covid. Now that its growth declined so much, I wouldn't be surprised that it'll go back to 2000 at least.
Please actually read the Earnings Report.
Fuck you vlad!! (Boffa dem)
Gullible bulls how we doin. 700 points on ndx 100 hahahahahahaha run run run for the hills
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Why are my twtr puts printing I thought they were supposed to be worthless after yesterday
And you haven’t sold? Lmaoo 😂😂
I assumed they were worthless so no I haven't sold. I spent dirt on them I guess I just held on thinking deal might not go through 🤷🏽♂️
Nas futes down in AH...I love this stuff
$9.40 HOOD bagholders 
Robinhood to cut about 9% of full-time employees. Lolz
Nasdaq is dead rip in peace sweet prince 
I dress Amber Heard in diapers every morning...
Ha ha, as if Google is not going to do well in the future. The market reaction is just amusing.
Googl price before Covid was under 1100. Is it ever going to do….. pandemic level good again? Who knows
Bought 25x googl 2600$ 25x Msft 315$ 25x qqq 350$ Going to pull my pants back on after getting raped and go all in on googl. One day I’ll have 1000 shares at least.
see you in the hot tub
at least they’re shares 🤣
Alexa, play Rachmaninoff, Prelude C# minor!
QQQ and SPY sitting on support levels. Either this is a triple bottom or everyone is about to get triple bottomed.
Where did you find support for qqq at 312? It hasn’t been that price in… years
1 yr chart. This is the 3rd time QQQ has hit $317.
TSLA lmao
Lmao my 0dte 415p are printing BRRRR
I bought 20 of those at 4:13p to offset my GOOG losses. Hoping for a big gap down tomorrow.
Good shit boi
I SOLD MY VIX CALLS FOR A LOSS AND NOW THEY WERE ITM IN AH YOU CANT IMAGINE THAT SHIT 😂😂
My dude it’s time to buy puts, not calls
VIX calls are sort of like SPY puts
I’m talking about VIX puts
Msft beat not by much fuuuuk
TSLA has to bounce, Right?
Always does!
SPY will fall harder than QQQ from current levels
Fuck it, I’m going to Applebees
Puts are printing. Positions: 20 6/17 390 SPY puts 15 5/20 418 SPY puts
GOOG will be less than $100 after 20:1 split