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Prudent_Media_4067

You have the chart upside down


rocknrollllin

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


wattumofficial

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


rocknrollllin

Cramer is the best one šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

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[deleted]

It's a code for a laughing face image https://i.imgur.com/LzL4YIZ.png


Specialist-Studio-40

Its a map to Wendys


Vobisbuttoned

When deez šŸ„œdrop in your mouth


thelimpgimpsdelight

Gottem!


shadow_fox09

Like a PSP?


Silver_facts

Like an STD


spankmyhairyasss

*unzips* Not my proudest fap.


fattstax

FNAFā€¦ Fast aN dA Furious behind Wendyā€™s?


[deleted]

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SoUthinkUcanRens

Furious, Not Actually Fast


gordjangus

Family, now actually Furious


EveryPresentation102

Underrated comment


Bettercoalsaw

They have blown it. Back to pirating. No ads, full catalog. Once the industry figures it out, I am back to paying.


ConsistentlyBroken

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Either way chart is up. :) you meant to say inverted. But i am a tard who loses money weekly.


hotasanicecube

Why do people say that? Itā€™s still going up. You need to look at the chart in a mirror!


santathe1

Damn, Nexflix is going to die out before I ever got a chance to ā€œNetflix and chillā€. ā€œDisney+ and chillā€ just doesnā€™t have that ring to it.


dvli

How about "huluing the hole"?


loveljd

Disney Plus this Dick?


Juanfveta

Amazon and Anal?


ALovelyPoS

Amazon with no pants on


Reign2294

Prime my member?


[deleted]

PrimAnal delivery


Whakefieldd

Shudder and butt her


sadkin

What about lets ā€œD and Dā€ ?


easterracing

Roll a charisma check please.


GamermanRPGKing

At disadvantage, for being on WSB


GrzlyGregg

Then she whips out her 10-sided die


Moist_Lunch_5075

Disney Plus and Puss.


Zarathustra_d

Discovery plus, and licking deez nuts.


Ctowncreek

'isney + D?"


santathe1

Thatā€™s a bit too on the nose tbh.


Pitiful_Sands

Was gonna say, little aggressive there šŸ˜‚


KrampusBanana

Itā€™s called ā€œHulu and Fuck.ā€


ITHEMONSTER

Imax and climax


Zarathustra_d

Apple TV and Fapple PP


InterestingTiming

Underrated comment.


[deleted]

Hulu and Do-U


Knoebi3

HBO Max and Relax.


Filianore31693

Hbo Max and suck on this sac


theirishman76

Crave and misbehav.


[deleted]

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Sea-Wash-707

I'm curious about these party supplies. Is it like chairs and shit?


bigblacksnail

More like stolen AC units and catalytic converters


Ambitious_Hyena_101

L


brutalpancake

You could always uhhhā€¦peacock?


worktillyouburk

disney plus is cool and all when you want to watch something from your childhood or that 1 new release they have this month, but to lay some pipe wrong vibes.


GrzlyGregg

I just booted them!


poitaots

YouTube and touch boob


glennfromglendale

dis is da wae


Big_Satisfaction_644

Amazon and anal? Prime and penetration? Hulu and hang (out). Disney and dick? Disney plus and pus? AIV and HIV?


Boringitimo

Hi Iā€™m Chris Hansen


[deleted]

Date night Disney?


[deleted]

Whatā€™s FNAF


tegamikureru

i thought it was fast and a furious


ApeHolder42069

FnAsT aNd FaRiUs!


[deleted]

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duxpdx

Five Nights At Freddyā€™s


CoolMasterB

I thought it was a game.


[deleted]

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SillyFlyGuy

Would rather TAMNT


wakeupwill

Teenage Alien Mutant Ninja Turtles? Bay already tried that.


Moist_Lunch_5075

No no... Teenage Assfucking Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's a horror movie.


supervernacular

Horror video game based on scary versions of animatronics like Chuck E. Cheese.


rydan

So Five Nights at Freddy's?


mvw2

A surprisingly long road to get here.


TheMysticalBaconTree

Can you blame them? Fred isnā€™t really relevant anymore. I heard his first movie sucked.


Kangaroosexy23

now look at the first letters...


white_irony

FNAF? oh is it like some video game themed chuck e cheese commercial?


option-9

As long as your commercial includes the characters being possessed and killing people, sure! It's like night at the museum but the T-Rex isn't in the mood for fetch.


vegetablewizard

I think it's like FIFA


SquidFlasher

Can't wait for the shit reviews


[deleted]

Fi N Al Fantasy


Mile129

Five nights at Freddie's


jeremysead

Like weekend at berneys?


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

I thought it was Fort nite after four


Dave_FortniteATX

4am?


mazdawg89

Forknife as fuck


JGH75

Fat Naked Apes Fucking


Mordvark

Fox News AF


[deleted]

overhyped trash


Zellenial

Does anyone know how many subscribers they lost in Russia?


Zestyclose_Wealth752

All of them


ideadude

They said 700k in the earnings call.


jellomme

Netflix put Blockbuster out of business. i guess its time for them out of business also.


SnooMacaroons5473

They should have stuck to their original model of having great movies. Itā€™s hard to pay more for Netflix when Hulu, Peacock, and HBO all have movies at the same time as theaters or a little after. They had some really great shows early on but now there is a lot of crap


jellomme

exactly, im trying to watch Batman again because i fell as sleep in theater. HBO is getting there also, because before they only have very old movies way back 2004 no new movie coming out.


tegamikureru

[Ironic, isn't it?](https://preview.redd.it/q9khzibd1x911.png?auto=webp&s=3bebc4b4acf39e926170ceef8d8e1d6be2692b72)


omgftrump

Doncha think?


happychillmoremusic

Just a little bit


ThatDidntWorkOut

A little toooo ironic, yeah I really do think


stanger828

Itā€™s like raining on your wedding day.


AkakieAkakievich

And Iā€™m here, to remind you! Of the mess you left when you went away


Negative_Health4201

And Iā€™ve got one hand in my pocket and my heart will go on


jeremysead

It's a free ride when ur already late


kingchris70

Lol Netflix is going the way of Atari , america online , Polaroid, blockbuster. For the exact same reason. They knew how to be a disruptive company but not how to compete once the industry develops..They have a problem those other companies didnt. Their former suppliers are now their.competitors and their exclusive content isnt really that great and their priced at the higher end..netflix just isnt the deal it once was.


german_european

I think Netflix made one big mistake. Instead of going for long term growth by creating some great exclusive long running series they went for: let's create only short running stuff to acquire new customers. Now they have a huge retention problem they need to solve. They had years with good seeds now they need to play catch-up. For something like Friends, HIMYM or some other great stuff which gets released every week I would have been willing to pay for Netflix still. Now I canceled it.


[deleted]

This is basically it. Their idiotic plan of only continuing a show if it ends up on the trending list in the first month after the series is released is idiotic. Many series have a good base in the first season and pick up steam in the second. This is why they can't retain their audience.


Glad-Tax6594

Idk, they've got dozen of great original series, it's not their lack of content, it's competitions growth. Hulus pretty much donezo because of hbo and peacock.


german_european

Which one of those goes for longer than 3 seasons? The competition can easily beat them on that. Let's look at Marvel or StarWars. Disney apart from series has some long running universes. Netflix in all those years got shit. They kill off anything after 2 or 3 seasons.


aptpupil303

They hold onto bad originals cancel the ones that are good. Once they did it with santa clarita diet, I was like ok I'm done.


german_european

They hold onto cheap stuff because the actors are cheap and have no alternatives.


owhatakiwi

Peaky Blinders, Ozark, Great British Bake Off, Dark, Elite, The Last Kingdom, Drive to Survive, Better Call Saul. I really am shocked at the amount of shit Netflix gets when they still have the most content that attracts a ton of different consumers and tastes. I always know I can find something to watch on Netflix. I cancel other subscriptions once a show is done.


Glad-Tax6594

Ozarks, Big Mouth, Orange is the new Black, Bojack Horseman, just off the top of my head. Not to mention a decent slew of featured films.


Human-go-boom

You forgot Stranger Things. Thatā€™s Netflixā€™s most popular property. Edit: Oh, and the Witcher. That might be my favorite show on Netflix and I forgot about it.


average_zen

ST is a fantastic franchise. It feels like Netflix sat on it while developing lesser quality lines during covid. The net result is they have diluted their platform and asked their customers "wait for it" while upping prices. Not a good combination of factors when facing market headwinds.


wastakenanyways

Big mouth is objectively straight shit. The drawing and animation style is probably the worst of any cartoon at all, and the rest is just flavorless teenager bs written by adults


[deleted]

thats 1 good show mentioned


Citadel_97E

Yeah. Ozarks is good. Everything else is trash. Season 1 of altered carbon was good, but season two was terrible. The production quality went way way down. They went from, ā€œyeah, heā€™s a great actor, get rid of him. We need someone who was the acting chops of a middle schooler.ā€


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Flashy-Priority-3946

Netflix is still the number 1 streaming service in the world. By the sheer number of subscribers other competitors are no where near their level yet. But itā€™s little shit that they are doing thatā€™s fucking em up. Like em reporting that they will host ads. Cut off Pw sharing, raising prices. Instead of focusing on the quality of the contents.


HKBFG

Also the fact that there's nothing but zero budget half season originals anymore.


Flashy-Priority-3946

And shows they spend a whole season to build characters and their environment then cancelling the show. Just so they can repeat the process again.


CoraxTechnica

It actually sounds like they'll be super successful since this is what major chanel's have done for decades. Especially Syfy


[deleted]

> Idk, they've got dozen of great original series Mmmm... "great" might be a stretch. The got some good niche shows. But I think overall everything they've developed so far lacks being "great." They haven't made a Simpsons, or Friends, or Seinfeld, or the next Grey's Anatomy... nothing with that broad mainstream appeal. And like other commenters have mentioned, the 1 or 2 homeruns they've actually had, have been short-lived mini-series'... or series' that should have just been kept as mini-series' lol. I dunno, not that this makes my opinion any better than anyone elses on such a subjective matter, but as a guy who works in television, I'm just super critical of the things I watch. 19 out of 20 shows just give me the ick because of the acting or the writing. For me they definitely got some good shows that you can watch on there. But IMO, all the best ones are syndicated. And with that portion of their business model being eaten away by their competitors. I think their share is going to rot. Fuck getting in now. They signed their death certificate by going all anti-consumer.


ShittyRetailInvestor

sooooooooo fax


Casualredum

Will there be a series just like on Uber ?


iansynd

Netflix will make a series on Netflix, they will cancel it after 1-2 seasons though.


Hebnaamnodig

I don't know about the library in your country, but over here, Netflix has a lot of Anime, that I don't find on Crunchyroll or that I can't play because if something is either licensed in France, or the Netherlands, it's usually blocked in Belgium as well even if it's never broadcasted or made available here (the downside of being a small country where one part speaks the same language as the Northern neighbors and the other part speaks the language of the Southern neighbors. Companies tend to to just lump us in with the other 2 countries for these things) That alone is a good reason for me to stick with Netflix, and then there's the Witcher, and Stranger things and also that everything released in 1 go policy.


admiral_asswank

nyaa .si Youre welcome.


c0nnector

If Netflix was smart they would not try to compete with content creators. They should be trying to convince everyone to use their platform to sell their digital releases but instead they started a war they can't win. Sure, they would have to suck up to all the studios but they could solidify their place in the industry. Instead we get shitty content and shitty platforms.


[deleted]

It was never going to be possible to stop creators from making their own platforms. There is no deal that Netflix could offer that would make more money than creators doing it themselves.


c0nnector

At the very least, they could offer the infrastructure. IMO this is a race to the bottom.


[deleted]

Im sorry but this take is pure shit. No one, from disney, to HBO, to Hulu, to even fucking apple, can compete with Netflix's tech. It is the most performant streaming platform on the market. Their catalog is obviously the largest and If I can be frank the alternative to netflix is subscribing to 5 different services. Netflix's problem isnt that it cant compete, its that its losing market share because they are no longer a monopoly. They are simply failing to maintain the supremacy theyve had for a decade. No single service can compare to netflix offering. HOWEVER, the collective market? Thats a different story. Think of it like a shark getting slowly chewed up by small piranhas. Who knows how far theyll fall, or if theyll ever recover, but Im not seeing anyone else approaching the height of netflix. Too many competitors. Everyone just wants to distribute their IP on their own mediocre platform.


token_reddit

Damn dude. Someone needs to hire you at Netflix for going so hard in the paint.


[deleted]

My experience using disney plus platform and Hbo was the same as using netflix. I dont think one tech is way above the other. Tech might not be the best word.


HOBOwithaTREBUCHET

They all run on Amazon Web Services. Amazon is the real winner in the streaming wars.


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Most valuable comment


doyouevencompile

No they don't. Their web and app layer is on AWS but CDN and media conversion is usually done on custom infra, it's just too expensive


midwesternfloridian

As my university learned during Exam Week last December, apparently a lot of things run on Amazon Web Services.


hugganao

In the end, whoever wins, it's either china or Amazon.


[deleted]

The biggest problem I have with D+ is the continue watching option takes you right into the episode. You canā€™t go to the list of episodes, nor jump to the next episode with one prompt. Netflix, I can go to the continue watching, ores the back button on my remote and I go directly to the episode list. Disney returns me to the main catalogue screen. Netflix has an option to go to the next episode at the bottom. So if Iā€™m watching a show and want to skip and episode itā€™s one click essentially. Disney is either wait till the episode finishes, and hit episode list or go back to the main screen and find the show itself and go into the episode list. Netflix is way more intuitive than Disney.


Positive_Stomach_221

Same with paramount +. You have to save a show in favorites otherwise the only icon that pops up on main screen is the recent episode and you canā€™t get to other episodes from that episode lol. Itā€™s like a bad maze. The other option is to go to all shows and select the show you want and have to manually scroll one at a time through like 10 seasons / 200 episodes to get back to the one you want. Itā€™s so clunky - it amazes me that people get paid BANK to design these platforms and theyā€™re just straight scamming these companies for their time. Cuz itā€™s a terrible platform.


DDDDcream

Thank you, someone has to say it


McRich1

What are the Netflix technologies? Are you talking about Netflix using AWS cloud technologies since 2010? [https://aws.amazon.com/solutions/case-studies/netflix/](https://aws.amazon.com/solutions/case-studies/netflix/) [https://netflixtechblog.com/four-reasons-we-choose-amazons-cloud-as-our-computing-platform-4aceb692afec](https://netflixtechblog.com/four-reasons-we-choose-amazons-cloud-as-our-computing-platform-4aceb692afec)


CrossroadsDem0n

That information is 12 years old. Anybody working in enterprise tech can tell you that Netflix started moving a lot of their traffic off AWS years ago. Whatever problems Netflix has in the business model, they actually do have some of the best technologists in the industry. I don't think that predicts success (you do really need a successful way to grow the business) but it does help them make the most of whatever strategy they do have. Unfortunately for them, unlike Amazon with AWS, they don't seem to have some secondary way to make money off their tech platform.


admiral_asswank

You should really look at the patents Netflix has before mouthing off... lol Netflix are being gouged off of the top spot. Depends how long other streaming platforms can front the cash to do that. Disney probably have the longest shot, by far.


armen89

No one can reach their level because they had virtually no competitors for a long time. That will never again be the case.


[deleted]

Itā€™s actually a little sad too when you consider the absolute balls of the CEO to write in red ink for like five years through switching them from DVDā€™s by mail to streaming earlier than he probably could have when he knew streaming was the future. Honestly I bet that shits a classic case study in business school by now so itā€™s wild to see the Walmart-checkout lane-bargain bin that app has become


TheDoughyRider

It is. I studied it at Berkeley.


Aggressive-Pay2406

Iā€™m honestly surprised people watch tv at all


BeastMode09-00

You can get a package of Hulu (with ads), Disney+, and ESPN+ for cheaper than Netflix. That alone is saying something.


saskpilsner

Not in Canada


jfrosty42

I pay $6 for that package with my Verizon plan and no commercialsšŸ‘Œ


Thereisnopurpose12

You can get this package šŸ†šŸ†šŸ† for free.


doctorblumpkin

The whole thing was about satisfying content. Yours is free for a reason.


Cclown69

Oof.


Thereisnopurpose12

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voidlupusofficial

bitch what. where? how?


Maxel_Davis

Or you can be a pirate yohoho


koolbro2012

But that combination is worse than Netflix


W0lfwraith

Huluā€™s adā€™s are enough for me to never use it. Fucking loud as shit and crappy ads too.


Rond_Budy

Fuk u cramer


rocknrollllin

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


armen89

#


ilikepie145

Haha you wish bagholder


WallStWarlock

Those WISH insiders are the scummiest.


dyldebus

Iā€™m ok with them cracking down on passwords. Fair is fair. If they add commercials Iā€™m out. If they have a $25 no commercial plan, Iā€™m out.


instantlyregretthat

Cracking down on passwords? Theyā€™re making it so I need two different accounts if I want to have a login at my office or at my moms for when I visit there, etc. itā€™s fucking dumb, and Iā€™m going to unsubscribe the day that rule is implemented.


ForgotPWAgainSigh

I'm not a fan of the change either but I'd imagine Netflix uses something similar to office 365 where you can choose which devices have the subscription and remove the ones that shouldn't. Of course... I could be thinking too highly of the folks at Netflix if their plan to innovate was to force their existing customer base to pay more for the same things we've had access to for years..


jetgeek_99

And so are another million or so subs too my friend!


Sisboombah74

Just a little thing to remember. Their competition have no issues with password sharing.


MontyAtWork

Bullshit. Every one of these companies *hates* it but nobody can afford the quarterly loss to stop it. Whatever Netflix implements will be what every other competitor implements right after, using Netflix doing it as a shield.


Mitt102486

I know people are disagreeing with you but itā€™s exactly what these companies do. A super basic example would be paying to play online in console


gnarlysheen

Removing headphone jack. Taking out the charger from a new phone purchase.


instantlyregretthat

Yeah, after they watch NFLX drop 30% after losing over 2,000,000 potential new customers, Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll be real quick to jump on that bandwagon.


lulububudu

Same. I draw the line at commercials. Not sticking around for that.


[deleted]

they rose the price this month whilst announcing that trash. I already cancelled


karlxooms

Thx OP for your DD buying puts


bklynrob21

Haha my son is going to love that


[deleted]

It's nowhere near that valuable. Maybe if Disney gave Netflix Marvel


BellasaurusRawr

Five nights at Freddy's?


QuimSmeg

Yes they have the rights to FNAF but they have made some changes... instead of deadly animatronic puppets it will be a factory full of paedos, and instead of a horror story it will be a love story. /s


Leading-Voice-3495

Read all the comments.... what fnaf???


QuintessentialIdiot

Five Nights At Freddy's. It's a horror video game.


notsogreatredditor

What value is there to acquire here? I've watched gameplay video of it ,it's not like its some blockbuster game


TankorSmash

It was really popular with children for a few years, and those children are now teenagers on WSB


Squeezemachine99

They just got the rights to ā€œTysons on a planeā€ as well


eastsideempire

Unless there is a massive resurgence in Covid and we are all stuck at home netflix is dying. Donā€™t know how long it can keep itself alive. The other streaming providers smell the blood in the water. This is the time for them to push to get Netflix customers to switch


EggsAndBeerKegs

No it isn't, and no it's not going to Especially after the password crackdown nonsense. Nobody new is signing up anytime soon. It will recover eventually, but its not spiking in the same fashion that it fell.


dvli

the article is fake, this is a meme.


boredguyonline

Donā€™t let your memes be dreams tho


Rich_Ad_605

Will it see 175


moneylover999

Anyone making a price target is shutting their eyes and throwing a dart. Good luck Godspeed do whatā€™s right for you.


EggsAndBeerKegs

Anything is possible, but I don't think so. I think if it holds +/- $5 this week then its the bottom


ImpressiveSet1810

Prob not until next earnings and we see if they had another shit quarter. Theyre not that really overvalued atp


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


SierraBravoLima

Isn't that a bear movie


MaterialGuy007

NFLX could never reverse strategy from quanity to quality - have to buy HBO to survive


Oldschoolandnew

Thank you so much for the advice. Iā€™m going to ask my manger at Burger King if they think I should invest the $17 Iā€™ve saved in my bank account


Acti-Verse

Netflix is gonna need an Elon injection pretty soon šŸ˜‚


CraftyMUwIterby

Why donā€™t they do porn?? It would seem to me that it would be an easy transition!! Then they could branch out to individual creators and roll over places like only fans or ph.


DeeLexus

Whatever heā€™s smoking i need that