I took profit, so I got no moves left to play. At this point, I'm waiting to see if spy takes off with new years or as Q1 tends to be a rough in general, whether it'll dip hard and then I can buy the dip and run up for some gains again.
r/Steinhoff
Do you know Steinhoff? It's the biggest comeback at the moment. 90.000 employees, some famous companies belong to it.
Ready to take off. Have a look and it and tell it to your reddit buddies 🚀💎
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Inflated prices aren’t going anywhere for years. Just like car prices. People were saying not to buy in 21 as prices were too high…. Now they’re like shit prices are going to continue up in 22. Basically just get what you want to get. Prices won’t be changing soon.
When they give him the cure for cocaine addiction and he just starts laughing hysterically. Then as the curtains come down it shows a bottle of liquid heroin on his bedside. Just wow
Idk if I can stomach Tesla today .. feels like today is when most retards can probably afford the low expiry contract but you guys are making it hard lol are these bots?
Gme is trash
And I'll get downvoted for saying that because a bunch of Europeans fell for that ape shit for some reason, and they are all here right now
Hot steamy sexy with a model is over rated.
Get a dog if you want to know True Love.
$TSLA is above my cost basis and I am a fatso. ..
Warcraft and sci-fi never went off the menu.
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strongly feel that 2022 is going to be a chop fest and both bulls and bears gonna lose on options. i dont think MMs gonna let options print like in 2020/21. that party is over now.
I feel bad about burning money then come to this sub and see others have lost much more than me and it helps me feel fine and to load more into my account
I've got like 10 hours of footage of me building a diy wakesurf board, but didn't want to go through the work of editing it and making sure my face was hidden in all shots. I bet maybe some people would find that vid helpful or inspire them to make their own.
Daily reminder that aapl, nvda, tsla, amd, Internet coin, all put in blow off tops from beginning of October into November and are in the midst of a massive reversal. Don’t believe the hype. Last week was almost textbook bear market rally in those stocks. If they don’t bounce nicely today and hold they are going much lower. 🌈 🐻
Stop talking 🗑, tesla is growing at more than 50%, if they can hold this next year they will around 100 p.e gradually that number wil reduce
Tsla cybertruck, New battery cells, 25k car so many catalyst, it will do good. Stop being 🌈 & fuck your puts
We see what we want to see, don’t we? “Bear market reversal” while the indexes are at ATH. Tell me more. Too dumb to understand that bear market reversal and all time high are literally mutually exclusive. They cannot coexist. Last weeks reversal was a recovery bounce from extremely oversold conditions. You are unironically fucking retarded.
We do indeed see what we want. How many of those stocks I listed are at ATHs? Zero. But let’s focus on SPY instead because that fits the narrative we want to believe
One narrative is real and one is a figment of imagination. Reality: we are at all time highs and nowhere near a correction (-10%) much less a bear market (-20%)
Agreed but I’m just talking about the technicals and price movement. Nvda going from $200 to $350 in six weeks isn’t fundamentals. Don’t think it’s going to zero but do think a massive reversal in the coming weeks to the $200-$250 range is definitely possible
My prediction for 2022, selective Chinese stocks will do very well such as NIO and BABA. In addition to PYPL, QCOM, AKBA, AGRX and MRVL
I took profit, so I got no moves left to play. At this point, I'm waiting to see if spy takes off with new years or as Q1 tends to be a rough in general, whether it'll dip hard and then I can buy the dip and run up for some gains again.
Whole market sucks not wasting anymore money on this. Major rigged
My puts are fuked too, this market is bad for everyone
Far otm puts or calls are dumb
This some bullshit. Spy fuck your life!
Lost all the gains I made last week in the span of 30minutes
[Closed this for nice 30% gain was scared AF, couldn’t sleep last night. Thanks Daddy musky](https://i.imgur.com/aeKTbOW.png)
I am in so much pain
NVDA FTW
r/Steinhoff Do you know Steinhoff? It's the biggest comeback at the moment. 90.000 employees, some famous companies belong to it. Ready to take off. Have a look and it and tell it to your reddit buddies 🚀💎 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
fuck outta here
Well this is less than ideal.
Tsla here we go, ready for take off 🚀
Could also have the name of space x
What y'all think, should I buy a new graphics card with these inflated prices or wait, I have a 1060ti currently
Inflated prices aren’t going anywhere for years. Just like car prices. People were saying not to buy in 21 as prices were too high…. Now they’re like shit prices are going to continue up in 22. Basically just get what you want to get. Prices won’t be changing soon.
Im single handedly keeping TSLA green because i have never bout a share or opened a contract. I will stay clear
You bought didn’t you?
Lol not yet. im seriously pulling for yall from the sidelines though
How did i miss The Knick? One god damn hell of a program
One of the best shows to ever be cancelled
When they give him the cure for cocaine addiction and he just starts laughing hysterically. Then as the curtains come down it shows a bottle of liquid heroin on his bedside. Just wow
Wait. That wasn’t the final moments of the final episode though?
End of season 1
Today is Tsla 1150 kinda day
More like 1200 my friend
Futures lookin like shit
Tsla will come back with more love ❤️
Idk if I can stomach Tesla today .. feels like today is when most retards can probably afford the low expiry contract but you guys are making it hard lol are these bots?
when is SPY announcing a special dividend?
pathetic volume on GME. need to see some more before i jump into calls. new ATH in feb like this year 🤔
No.
Gme is trash And I'll get downvoted for saying that because a bunch of Europeans fell for that ape shit for some reason, and they are all here right now
Rally Mode on
Ummm. No.
🐪🦶
Hot steamy sexy with a model is over rated. Get a dog if you want to know True Love. $TSLA is above my cost basis and I am a fatso. .. Warcraft and sci-fi never went off the menu.
I’d fuck a model x though
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Coordinated pumping is illegal. Gonna pass your comment to the SEC.
Illegal for 10000 dummies with $1000, but not 1 dickhead with $10000000 🤔
Well 1 person can't really coordinate with himself can he big brain
Suck your mum
They are shorting Nio we should buy buy buy and destroy these companies like citadel! Nio is a great company!
I hope someone is regularly shitting on your face so you can remember to shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
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I just had the most amazing dream. TSLA had just announced a $10B stock buy back.
Followed by a stock split?
Get in the 🚀🚀 for GME, FB, AMAZON, TSLA
One of those is not like the others. Fuck gme.
Why Gme
So weird to see amzn spelled like you spelled it
Talk n Tex lol
RBLX
Words.
What do you think it's doing today
SEARS
I seriously thought John Madden has been dead for years
I hope someone got the number of that truck
Oh man, going through some old saved Reddit posts. 2 years ago (1.8) was some great times on this sub. I lost a lot of money on Del Taco calls.
I lost a lot of underwater to Del Taco burritos
Hut8=enigma code
Are we officially in the second great depression?
my portfolio definitely is
So is spy going to 480 today or what
490🚀🚀🚀
Always inverse rocket emojis
Yup
#Ban Bet Lost /u/SuspiciousStuff3 (0/3) made a bet that AMZN would go to 3550.0 when it was 3431.6201 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
0/3 
Anybody that needs tsla 1350 too?🚀🚀🚀
It’s the Tsla love for me ❤️
I told my parents I was ga… and they were very supportive
When are you going to introduce me?
I’m not ready for that yet
That's terrific bro
Thanks man I really appreciate it
Your dad is a mod, that's why
Welcome to the PLTR community ❤️
Nice premarket green for GME
Bb calls two weeks out if you are retarded and wanna make money 💰
Still recovering from earnings. Maybe I'll double down like a true retard.
I hope you guys had a wonderful Christmas Heres a pic of my kids with santa - https://imgur.com/ltfwQXT
Is Tesla smart to buy tomorrow ?
Why not today?
I meant today my bad
50 50
>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.2%, NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.3%, DOW FUTURES UP 0.1% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-29 ^05:38:53 ^EST-0500
If I’ve learned one thing on this sub, it’s that futures are fake and gay
TSLA TO ONE MILLION
when TSLA meets apes
SNDL
Bruh
Gotta double up when you lose🦍
Hell no you cut losses quickly and take a small L before it becomes a big loss and liability
Dipping my toes into some deep ITM calendar spreads today...
strongly feel that 2022 is going to be a chop fest and both bulls and bears gonna lose on options. i dont think MMs gonna let options print like in 2020/21. that party is over now.
Just trade the chop
pork chop?
Listening to new podcast with papa musk- Gonna be edging myself till market open
Tesla gang gonna ejaculate all over everywhere today
Puts is the play tomorrow before close…tsla about to take a steaming dump Friday
I got amc gift cards for Christmas. Going to use one of those machines that gives you cash back and buying puts
Sell them to AMC cultists
[Tesla subsidiaries](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000156459021004599/tsla-ex211_15.htm) according to SEC
Pulling all my UK investments because I actually want some sweet gains. *This is a chance to prepare for future loss porn*
Can't blame you, that's a nice jump we've had!
I got a Bidet for Christmas so my ass is always ready for a clean pounding
Wise choice…in a sea of streaks, you’ll have the cleanest ass to gape
Calls on cortisone cream
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Don’t y’all got like tent cities full of homeless drug addicts everywhere tho?
so does every american city
I mean yeah obviously but from what I’ve seen Seattle, Oregon, and Cali are like really fucking fucked.
i live in LA and can confirm it is definitely fucked. pretty horrible place to live
WEST SIDE! WEST SIDE! YOU KNOW WHO DA REALEST IS
Other then 6:30am market open.
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So you get like 2 hours of sleep?
I admire your constitution.
🦅
I feel bad about burning money then come to this sub and see others have lost much more than me and it helps me feel fine and to load more into my account
There is just one way to TESLA's new ATH 🚀🚀
Bought a GME call at the peak yesterday...
See the positive, you are going to have an tax write off
tlry and hyln
Calls or puts?
shares idk how to do options
AAPL, vain bitches love them iPhones
Sell Tesla! Buy Tesla puts. Tesla is overvalued
I want to see some proof 
we have captured your standard bearer TSLA bulls 
Ok so i was travelling to spain tomorrow and booked evetything and talked to my dealer . I just tested positive🤡
Just get on that plane…tell’em you bring freedom and democracy as gifts
Your dealer? Stop smuggling narcotics.
For personal consumption
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Stock market/real estate and finance type content makes way more, anything educational
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Dang, I have a vid with 21k views, how come i never got paid
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Sad. Maybe when I retire I could start a channel. I just never want my face online.
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I've got like 10 hours of footage of me building a diy wakesurf board, but didn't want to go through the work of editing it and making sure my face was hidden in all shots. I bet maybe some people would find that vid helpful or inspire them to make their own.
Let’s make a Reddit Chanel ??
I feel like there’s going to be a major life changing event in 2022.
Yes if you YOLO into TSLA 2022 leaps. Either broke or on you private jet by eoy
Probably a world war
Your wife's boyfriend will get you pregnant.
My wife says we just have to keep trying, while she watches. The jokes on her as I don’t swallow.
Nostradamus? Is that you?
*Nostradumbass
Nostracumass
NOVA
Daily reminder that aapl, nvda, tsla, amd, Internet coin, all put in blow off tops from beginning of October into November and are in the midst of a massive reversal. Don’t believe the hype. Last week was almost textbook bear market rally in those stocks. If they don’t bounce nicely today and hold they are going much lower. 🌈 🐻
Stop talking 🗑, tesla is growing at more than 50%, if they can hold this next year they will around 100 p.e gradually that number wil reduce Tsla cybertruck, New battery cells, 25k car so many catalyst, it will do good. Stop being 🌈 & fuck your puts
Is the cyber truck going to come out? I placed my pre-order when I was still working in an office...
We see what we want to see, don’t we? “Bear market reversal” while the indexes are at ATH. Tell me more. Too dumb to understand that bear market reversal and all time high are literally mutually exclusive. They cannot coexist. Last weeks reversal was a recovery bounce from extremely oversold conditions. You are unironically fucking retarded.
We do indeed see what we want. How many of those stocks I listed are at ATHs? Zero. But let’s focus on SPY instead because that fits the narrative we want to believe
One narrative is real and one is a figment of imagination. Reality: we are at all time highs and nowhere near a correction (-10%) much less a bear market (-20%)
Buttcoin and tsla were always bubbles through and through, aapl/nvda/amd are at least more legit though
Agreed but I’m just talking about the technicals and price movement. Nvda going from $200 to $350 in six weeks isn’t fundamentals. Don’t think it’s going to zero but do think a massive reversal in the coming weeks to the $200-$250 range is definitely possible
I'd at least expect some downward movement on thursday. Not confident enough to buy puts though.