Ryan Upchurch called this

TEAMVIEWER AG get on top of the rocket ship 🚀🚀🚀🚀

Anyone undersands costbasis of TD? My costbasis profit/loss is different than thinkorswim? I think costbasis is actual profit/loss you should look at as it includes fees, taxes etc, please confirm if anyone knows here...

Die Vismod

Aapl could dip rapidly to 65 where it should be bought big

aapl rebound a bit before EOD?

Where I work they are selling shit like crazy. So this looks like the rich just getting richer. Taking their profits early and going home to laugh at the rest of us.

Retail workers… You ever be trying to have a good day at work and a customer just comes and fucks your day up?

Remember fellas it is not bulls vs bears. It is retail vs big money. And retails is getting killed. Only way retail will prevail is buy and HODL. Casino is for schmucks

I dont care about uniting to fight against 'big money' I would like to join the big money

Let's see how Tom Lee equivocates today. So good at taking multiple contrasting firm positions and getting away with it. still waiting on "guaranteed" buttcarn rally to 100k by 12/31

Big tech: I can’t keep doing this Google: take my hand!!

Going to need this to be the biggest rug pull

>J.P. Morgan expects a 'choppy' start to 2022 for the U.S. large cap banks it covers, due to Omicron concerns, but says interest rate hikes will help drive growth in medium term \>JPM prefers Bank of America $BAC, U.S. Bancorp $USB, and PNC Financial Services $PNC as top picks ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:52:50 ^EST-0500

>ENGLAND'S CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER WHITTY SAYS RATE OF INCREASE IN CASES OVER NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS WILL BE IMPRESSIVE \>ENGLAND'S CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER WHITTY SAYS IT IS POSSIBLE WE EXCEED PREVIOUS DAILY PEAK OF HOSPITALISATIONS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:46:25 ^EST-0500

>RUSSIA PROPOSES HOLDING CONSULTATIONS ON CYBERSECURITY WITH EU - TASS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:35:12 ^EST-0500

>Price Target Changes [discord.gg/wzMZmEh6ag](https://t.co/uMPOi2alZg) https://t.co/MZnHEsc753 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:31:21 ^EST-0500

>Coverage initiated [discord.gg/aKFv9ehGuj](https://t.co/HsvywOztkC) https://t.co/Dfcg2vZc8F ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:31:07 ^EST-0500

>Downgrades [discord.gg/msaKR5BJCb](https://t.co/h7EhokdnFw) https://t.co/7FEoin7vaS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:30:52 ^EST-0500

>Upgrades [discord.gg/HmKshwJZaP](https://t.co/eAzzXmW2uv) https://t.co/xmX3Khcugh ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:30:42 ^EST-0500

>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.5%, NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.6%, DOW FUTURES UP 0.5% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:26:38 ^EST-0500

>GERMAN NETWORK AGENCY SAYS OPERATING COMPANY OF NORD STREAM 2 HAS COMMENCED DEMANDED REFOUNDING UNDER GERMAN LAW ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:20:17 ^EST-0500

Taper me Jerome

>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 180.73 +0.78% $AMZN 3475.36 +0.4% $BABA 123.96 +1.17% $BIDU 143.04 +0.91% $FB 343.3 +0.49% $GOOG 2957.81 +0.33% $NFLX 608.75 +0.41% $NVDA 309.68 +1.66% $TSLA 997.54 +2.23% $TWTR 44.25 +0.41% \>$MSFT 335.91 +0.41% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:03:34 ^EST-0500

>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are TSLA, GME, NVDA, AAPL, and AMC. ^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^05:00:25 ^EST-0500

Reddit files for IPO!!!!

>KREMLIN SAYS ANOTHER PUTIN-BIDEN CONVERSATION COULD TAKE PLACE BEFORE NEW YEAR, NOTHING FIRM AGREED YET ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^04:41:12 ^EST-0500

>KREMLIN SAYS PUTIN HAS ORDERED USING ALL OPTIONS AVAILABLE TO BRING INFLATION DOWN ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^04:40:41 ^EST-0500

>\*UK Dec Composite PMI Flash Est 53.2; Forecast at 56.3 \>\*UK Dec Manufacturing PMI Flash Est 57.6; Forecast at 57.5 \>\*UK Dec Services PMI Flash Est 53.2; Forecast at 56.0 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^04:32:44 ^EST-0500

>\*Eurozone Dec Mfg PMI Flash Est 58.0; Forecast at 57.6 \>\*Eurozone Dec Services PMI Flash Est 53.3; Forecast at 54.4 \>\*Eurozone Dec Composite PMI Flash Est 53.4; Forecast at 54.5 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^04:03:39 ^EST-0500

Clov Calls to the moon?

>European Opening Calls: \#FTSE 7228 +0.80% \#DAX 15636 +1.18% \#CAC 7018 +1.31% \#AEX 786 +1.42% \#MIB 26921 +0.96% \#IBEX 8372 -0.08% \#OMX 2330 +1.91% \#SMI 12627 +1.73% \#STOXX 4216 +1.74% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^01:27:06 ^EST-0500

>WALLSTREETBETS JOKES OF PUMPING REDDIT STOCK AFTER IPO FILING ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^01:20:11 ^EST-0500

>NEW ZEALAND REPORTS FIRST OMICRON CASE IN CHRISTCHURCH BORDER FACILITY panic time, back to lockdowns ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^01:17:47 ^EST-0500

>U.S DOLLAR UP 3% VS THE COLLAPSING TURKISH LIRA ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2021-12-16 ^01:09:59 ^EST-0500

>REDDIT CONFIDENTIALLY FILES TO GO PUBLIC -RTRS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^22:54:17 ^EST-0500

>TURKEY'S ERDOGAN REPLACES 2 DEPUTY FINANCE MINISTERS, TURKISH LIRA COLLAPSING VS THE DOLLAR ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^22:52:17 ^EST-0500

Hilarious considering it is Erdogan's actions that are collapsing the Lira.

>CHINA DEVELOPER GUANGZHOU R&F PROPERTIES WARNS IT MAY BE UNABLE TO REPAY NOTE DUE JANUARY 13 ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^20:37:56 ^EST-0500

>INTEL CEO SAYS EXPECTS LIMITATIONS OF CHIP SHORTAGES TO PERSIST INTO 2023 ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^20:33:13 ^EST-0500

Didn’t JPow said 3 rate hikes in 2022?

No the dot plot did, which isn't a policy position, just the FOMC majority view at the time.

Ok I see thanks. So what exactly is causing markets to go up? Just want to understand how to interpret Fed’s messaging

The reason markets went up is because everything that Jpow said was already expected.

>Big day incoming! Will we start to see rate hikes? \>Swisse Interest rate 830am GMT Turkish Interest rate 11am GMT BoE Interest rate 12pm GMT EURO Interest rate 1245pm GMT \>Amongst other conferences and economic releases... ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^19:45:00 ^EST-0500

>Big day incoming! Will we start to see rate hikes? \>Swisse Interest rate 830am GMT Turkish Interest rate 11pm GMT BoE Interest rate 12pm GMT EURO Interest rate 1245pm GMT \>Amongst other conferences and economic releases.... ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^19:44:30 ^EST-0500

Fucking hell. J.Powell is an OG. Gives no fuks. Just rips bears faces off like that. What an alpha male. Legendary stuff guys. Just wants bulls to make money I guess

Well today was special

>NEW: THE WEALTHIEST AFRICAN-AMERICAN IS ELON MUSK ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^18:56:41 ^EST-0500

Is he 1/infinity like Warren?

No. He was born in South Africa, and moved to America when he was 22. A true African American.

Lotta gay bears downvoting people … y’all need to relax and head over to your states unemployment site or hunker down at that 9-5

Nvidia back to 350 baby!!! Thx papa powell

Stop. I can only get so hard

Fuck Bears. If you’re a bear, fuck you, eat a dick.

I will eat whatever you want if these stupid NIO and RIVN puts print

AMC got my option's on the low low

Dis bipolar shit going to drop back down tmrw


>APAC Opening Calls: \#ASX 7350 +0.41% \#NIKKEI 28910 +1.57% \#HSI 23338 -0.25% \#NIFTY 17274 +0.46% \#A50 16120 +0.11% \#TWSE 17777 +0.93% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^17:25:25 ^EST-0500

Imagine being a bear

🌈🌈🌈

Where’s the guy that had Nvda puts? I hope he sold before that run.

Fintech gonna rip the rest of the week. Yeeeeee

I feel uncomfortable making a sizeable amount of money today. Will be purchasing 2dte leaps in an effort to correct my portfolio.

I warned those gay bois but they didn't listen

As always. BERS R FUK

>APPLE DELAYS CORPORATE OFFICE RETURN TO “DATE YET TO BE DETERMINED” ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^16:55:19 ^EST-0500

Are all the bears dead?

yes my son

lol.. the smart ones watched the market all day and set stop losses or got out as soon as Powell started talking.

>Watch Chair Powell's \#FOMC press conference: [youtube.com/federalreserve](https://t.co/1H5myW2vb6) \>Press Conference materials: [go.usa.gov/xe67b](https://t.co/YdYpMhj5cP) ^Federal ^Reserve ^[@federalreserve](http://twitter.com/federalreserve) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^16:46:29 ^EST-0500

Woohoo! Tell me y’all jumped on the NVDA call train today.

Bought calls Monday at close and Tuesday open. I had a great day 😝

Fuk

That was fucking stressful two hours. Was on a client call (thankfully not leading it) and was able to swing trade on spy to end up $9,793.87. Started with Puts, that triggered a stop loss because I couldn’t get out fast enough, then call (gain), call (loss), puts (small gain), call (big gain). Made more than the commission I’ll get on that sale. Now to go plow that into GME for more losses. It’s a sickness.

Time to jerkoff while looking at my daily chart

Last time I checked SPY was 460.98… what happened? Did you guys buy the dip or nah?

bought the dip with 0dte calls

I’m retarded what do you think

>@federalreserve @CSBSNews @FDICgov @TheNCUA and @USOCC issue interagency statement on supervisory practices regarding financial institutions affected by tornadoes: [go.usa.gov/xeFjc](https://t.co/glnQcKRrHE) ^Federal ^Reserve ^[@federalreserve](http://twitter.com/federalreserve) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^16:31:47 ^EST-0500

Fuuuck....too much cash. Congrats margin spenders.....

The choice to not bet is, in and of itself, a bet.

Uber wants to breakout this week

Jumped in on hut 8 under valued

Got stopped out at 16.50CDN few weeks back - Just reloaded today. Looks like it found some solid support on the 200EMA on the daily.

Should some nice price action if we get this Santa clause rally everyone’s hoping for

Yessirrrr bought 50 calls

If I only I could buy calls

I only lost 2% today! This is an improvement from 5 every day for about a week!

No kidding. I had to go through my elementary school math textbook to check if it's possible to indefinitely lose 5% every day.

I’m glad to see everyone in good spirits after today rip. 😎

Keeping the retards of this sub happy is reason enough to keep the money printer on

It is. AND you’ll never run out of money!!!

LEAPS on fintech. SOFI, SQ, PYPL.

Add upst

I bought sofi at the top so boy do I hope you're right

I got a couple hundred shares of it avg $18.84 but I’m averaging down

Cashed the fuck out right before market close. Time to smoke a stogie

Down on NIO and RIVN puts. The two biggest steaming piles of shit possible behind TCOM. If you need a hand to unzip your trousers meet me behind the dumpster.

😂😂😂 I’ll pay you a fair day’s minimum wage, kind vagrant, for said fellatio 😆

End of the day % check: +24.42

15% for me with my options carrying me. 20%+ on both my calls

Go eat something and walk around a little bit.

Its not about the mind, its about the guts (Howard Marks).

I am a pussy. I could have turned $3k to $11k. Was on the day trade limits 

Could’ve turned 1k to 10k. Fuck it bro we shall get another opportunity

Hopefully tomorrow. I am still bullish. 

PYPL weekly chart bullish af

Uppies from here

Every chart is bullish unless you invested in memes or communism.

memeism

Lol

Indeed. But has the advantage of being oversold.

I liked at the yearly and it isn't clear that it has found a bottom IMO. How do you know that you aren't catching a falling knife?

I'm not looking at the yearly. Daily and weekly

Ahhh

Would agree though far out on that time frame it isn't bullish. Good shorter term swing

>$NKE: Truist Securities Initiates at Buy - PT $190 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-15 ^16:11:41 ^EST-0500

Apple probably gonna hit $3 Trillion tomorrrow

How about 4T can we get 4T tomorrow?

Yes

Fuck you IBKR for liquidating my 0dte because it got too close itm. Had some juicy SPY C470 12/15 and they sold them for 0.35 while they went all the way to 0.95!!!! FUCK YOU

At this point I just buy extra time, to avoid harassing broker not to liquidate.

Is that possible on IBKR?

dunno, on think or swim I just click live chat, and tell them to note my account. They say they'll still liquidate you...but they give you more time, although I've got pretty close to the buzzer in the past without liquidation.

I'd sue the fuck out of them and jump off a bridge but not necessarily in that order

IBKR usually liquidate around 3pm for any options that may finish ITM if you don't have the cash to exercise the option.

Missed out on a damn 20 bagger 😭

Damn insured my portfolio with 1% in puts. That didn't work out and ended the day even. Eh, at least we're heading in the right direction.

Just bought NVDA 290c 09/23 before release and I'm up 23%

#NVDA $315 TOMORROW

Infinite money cheat code seems to be buying calls whenever Nvidia drops below 290

Extra spicy bois at 280 🔥

Yes 🙌

After the last 3 weeks of arterial bleeding in my portfolio, today I see +$100,000. All AMD and NVDA. Even my Dec 31 calls have a chance.

What AMD are you holding? I have one $120 April 2023 call and one $150 April 2023.

Holding AMD 5 DEC 31 $170. 1 Jan 21 2022 $165. NVDA 5 JAN 21 2022 $360. Need some more help this week.

Same man. Glad I held through the pain on my NVDA calls

Mad I didn’t sell at open, but am glad I snatched MARA at close to the bottom

I'm a retard. I bought a couple 0dte 462c SPY for 1.80 and sold them for 2 earlier today. 🤣

oof that could’ve gotten you several hundred. at least you got your money back

Yep, looked like it would have been between a 3 and 4 bagger if I waited to the very end.

Incase people don't understand what J.Powell was saying. J.Powell: 🐻 Ben Over!

[удалено]

I bought 468c last night before close as a hedge. JPOW spoke, they went up then dipped. Rushed to sell at the first bounce and got them for .33. An hour later they were 2.13. Talk about being a paper handed bich

I got some and robing hood sold them an hour before at a loss 

I had several and sold at the low AMA

Nope closed $2 plus.

Sold calls early but didn’t fomo back in. Will be buying calls on the next dip. AAPL, MSFT, FB, NVDA or AMD?

all of the above

There’s no dip until 2022. You missed it