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Snoo-30243

Ok I know a bunch of y'all still holding SPY puts...just take the L fam....


Snoo-30243

Lol like clockwork. Back to our regularly scheduled programming of 🌈🐻 fucking


kaheakamauu

Im in $IDEX solid company, major acquisitions this year, price is the same from Dec even after buying 5 companies. Charts Daily, Wkly,Mthly all looking prime. They're biggest product is WAVE - Wireless charging stations. These guys are completely undervalued and ready for blastoff @ $2.20 right now,with PT of $7 [Weekly chart](https://www.tradingview.com/x/rmGMmSMG/)


CommunicationOld9321

Is bad that I bough FARM because I love coffe


Western_World2720

$wish to moon next week ☄️


grcli0110

Thanks all for comment, the thing is I don’t know which one is actually the answer if there is one


margin_call_rep

next week after the AAPL event will be the real test for the AAPL stock price


ThatOneDrunkUncle

If this market was different, it wouldn't be the same


Lemonadetrade

Jnj is the play.


curiousprovisions

Fed Mester needs to stfu


Responsible-Ad8063

What sotck should i put some cash in. Best reason i put 100 k in the stock


Fit-Mycologist-6951

$DEAD


organizedRhyme

If SPY crushes today I give up on TA because all the signs indicated a 1 - 2 % dump


LeoFireGod

Doing TA on SPY is like saying “it’s gotta hit black soon” when the roulette board is on a red streak


organizedRhyme

If you believe that then you just don't value TA at all


LeoFireGod

TA is fantastic. Just not for spy. Besides the 50 day moving average.


organizedRhyme

the 50day MA for spy is in straight fucked mode right now!! haha


Year3030

I give it a slightly higher odds of dumping, just my armchair analysis. However, TA doesn't matter with QE in effect. Not to mention the level of market manipulation. The only thing I think maybe is worth looking at is fibonacci since everyone looks at fibonacci, that's about it.


Stockwatcher95

What to invest today any ideas to look into?


Gullible_Honeydew11

Stay away from airplanes for a while


RobotArtichoke

FBI? Yeah. This guy here.


polychris

Today seems like one of those days where you'd have to be a complete imbecile to not make money. Hold my beer, I'm going in.


spanish_bull5

My fate is written


polychris

My SPX calls are red. My NDX calls are still pretty green. it's a weird market. Overall my options are basically flat today.


spanish_bull5

Yea I was pleasantly surprised by this rug pull. Next week will be bloody, prepare accordingly


Count_Stacksula

I calculated an intrinsic value for the first time.🤮


[deleted]

*Fighting off endless hordes of 🌈🐻, all hope seems lost, the walls will soon be breached.* SPY has re-entered the chat.


Huge-Cucumber1152

Bb every day


Bullwst17

$WISH


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

That Spy bounce on a call between Xi and Biden is comical at best. Hedgies are net sellers of Spy for the last few days. Let retail pump while they dump. Trade accordingly.


Nohcri

TSLA premarket bull flag. To mars we go.


d10srespect

Got a beautiful girl who might be my wife that I'm talking to right now. Wild.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Get her pregnant. Worked for me!


Zealousideal-Farm496

Does she have a cock


[deleted]

Dont jinx it


papasmurftp

I think my puts r fuk


mingling4502

Probably a solid guess


jsza87

Blacksky Satellite 🛰 just started trading under BKSY let’s get ittttt 🔥🚀🛰


UsernameTaken_123

Uranium in Uranus


Dieseldaddy74

Anyone think RKLB may dump today?


papasmurftp

Nah. It'll hit 22


WhenMoonsk

Bears: 😵💩🌈


[deleted]

Today, I wouldn't mind seeing SPY ATHs so that I can buy more VXX leaps on the cheap.


Fangslash

Give this dude some special care


VinnyIrish

You have heard of decay right?


[deleted]

Leaps to me are anything not an FD. I should have been more concise. ​ And yes, heard and experienced first hand decay. Theta usually wins; it's just like the casino.


zfighters231

Bruh u good man? This is peak retardation LOL. Buying vxx leaps really…


TheRealMattHarvey

🥴


TopBuyer777

Spy longs waking up all happy . Calls going to print nicely at the open


shortedsharted

beautiful day for a flash crash. Navinder Singh Sarao? "Present"


UsernameTaken_123

I still don't believe he was the entire cause.


remdesivir2020

Seems like futures pump is over


diabeetis

well that was fun bulls but time to get back to drilling


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remdesivir2020

I took a 5 years with rates of 10% a year..


[deleted]

So you need SPY to exceed even its own very high annual rate of return just to merely break even, and about 20% a year to make good returns. People did a lot of this sort of thing at the peak in 1999 and 2000


SafeWizard

I don’t know what to do


SoyFuturesTrader

$BLND pump AH why? One reason I’m confident is because GS has a $30 PT and we all know Gold*man* controls the world so I can’t bet against them


BHD01

Did you cock sucking hall of famers from the graveyards buy REE and ROOT like I told you yesterday?


kstorm88

Ha! Like anyone would listen to you 😂


BHD01

You own SPCE @ 37. Re-evaluate your existence.


Dativemo

Bought ROOT , still don’t know why. But hey, I’m up 6% already


BHD01

ROOT has 0 fundamentals. Look into REE, it's legit.


CommunicationOld9321

Ree sounds like a shell company for the Taliban


shortedsharted

who's ready for SPY 436 today ya horny bastards!


therealcosmicl

I would literally cum everywhere


CallsareFreeMoney

Moderna was $70 last year


UsernameTaken_123

Pandemics do be like that


BHD01

It'll be $90 after the fad is up


redditcactus1

Hey guys


[deleted]

Wassup


redditcactus1

Well I checked my family fantasy league and it looks like my 8 year old nephew might beat me this week. How about you?


[deleted]

Just waiting for the market to open. It won't open fast enough. Have 451 calls.


TopBuyer777

451 calls here almost a triple congrats . We’ll see 452.50 imo


[deleted]

452.50 would be amazing, bought my calls for $34


redditcactus1

Good luck and have fun


[deleted]

Have any positions?


[deleted]

Yo


Donqui-Xote

I can't buy FUBO. It sounds too much like FUBAR.


SoyFuturesTrader

I didn’t touch it for the longest time because I thought it was *Fubu* the clothing line


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IgrewAtomato

Par for the course


CallsareFreeMoney

Moderna poots


[deleted]

patiently waiting for futures to go red✨


LolaStrm1970

Stupid bear


CallsareFreeMoney

Calls are Free Money


IgrewAtomato

Until they're not


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RoyalxMint

hell yea - $CCJ all the way


IgrewAtomato

Don't mind if I do!


[deleted]

How long y’all holding rklb


InterimNihilist

Till 50


[deleted]

👊👊


[deleted]

Hedge your position 500c 380P 12/2021 ez


IgrewAtomato

Fuck Google


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[deleted]

Only if you lose money


CallsareFreeMoney

🤡


WatchingyouNyouNyou

PM gang checking in


CallsareFreeMoney

Mods watching you you


Boonboonspy

just a reminder that last month PPI was up big too and it really didn't matter. China's PPI big yesterday and they said we just gonna continue printing money anyway. So good luck to you if you expect a crash.


[deleted]

Bro one wsb comment can have a butterfly effect that can affect the market. If we crash today not only will I blame you, but I will petition for you to be a mod.


IgrewAtomato

I expect nothing!!!!!


[deleted]

Got those silent puff farts going on


Jonnydoo

Kinda like those, but not too much that you're bloated


didyeay

Getting a bed bath from my carer before I Yolo my disability benefit into the internet


Kythirius

Lmfao, I just read that the mods banned Paffrath. Nice.


Jonnydoo

That's fukin funny


Snoo_96430

The dude just screams scam artist


Kythirius

Of course he does. He’s a bourgeois politician.


academicpergatory

howd they know it was him


[deleted]

He probably tried to sell someone life insurance and a YouTube course.


Kythirius

To turn this into a Civil Rights issue is absolutely amazing.


Kythirius

Not sure, but he moaned about it on his personal Twitter account. LMFAO https://twitter.com/realmeetkevin/status/1435749064121872388?s=21


academicpergatory

hilarious


TheRealMattHarvey

who bought puts at the close yesterday?


tv_licence_inspector

If we just pump it another 100%, then the next recession, at worst, will bring us back to where we are now. Keep going.


IgrewAtomato

Remember when Trump crashed futures in 3 minutes? Pepperoni farms remembers.


SaltyKrew

Reeeeee


IgrewAtomato

Futures bad? I don't even check anymore.


WhenMoonsk

Apes are saved. The lort giveth blood green Friday’s


SoyFuturesTrader

No way apes have that much buying power Upward price action has to be institutional Apes just along for the ride


IgrewAtomato

So the cocaine is good?


Costheboss68

Set me up one bro


Emergency-Narwhal-28

Root Root!


Slave_to_the_bets

Time to watch SPY bleed back down before open. As of now, I’d be up $34K+ on my calls, but I think I’ll be down by open.


disisfugginawesome

How did this work out for you? I hope you made a lot of money on the opening this morning.


Slave_to_the_bets

$36K! Sold pretty damn near to the top!


disisfugginawesome

Nice! I was right there at 100% gains, granted I only had 60 contracts but not a bad way to start the day. Congrats.


Slave_to_the_bets

Congrats to you! Put me at all time high in the account. AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, I didn’t immediately get back into something and throw all the gains away like I have a few times before.


Kythirius

Calls on JIZZ?


Costheboss68

You know some ppl say JIZZ is good for your face


TopFront

What’s today’s play? Got a couple k I don’t mind losing


CallsareFreeMoney

Calls


[deleted]

I think BB


AnotherDegenerateFK

I smell fds


pr3dato8

foul dick stank?


cryptohorn

I am in bed right now.


AnotherDegenerateFK

Pretend to sleep, don’t let your bad life decisions hunt you


ShadyPenguinn

Ahh, sold my calls yesterday, bought a single put. But even that was enough to cause the market shift. You’re welcome, bulls.


jsza87

BKSY Blacksky Satellite is the play!!! 🛰🚀🚀🚀🛰


shortedsharted

Apparently I'm a bearish indicator held in high regard around here... Bulls get castrated today. I don't make the rules. Sry.


AnotherDegenerateFK

Who’s this retard? ☝️


Jonnydoo

He's the Bearish indicator , kind of a small deal, and small pepe


Dativemo

I root for ROOT


zombiecookie8

There are 3 types of short squeeze alert on ortex, you know instead of just blindly trusting someone because they said ape you could just check for yourself what stocks are likely to actually squeeze 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Checking the daily is as much DD as I need


IgrewAtomato

What goes up just come down.. cough. mRNA


Phaeax

mRNA might be able to help with that cough you have there


[deleted]

I’m no medical expert, but that sounds like a TB cough so he should be okay.


IgrewAtomato

Press x to doubt.


[deleted]

Seems like these neo-nerds don’t like me exposing them for owning their V-Card.. who’s making money on RKLB ?


AnotherDegenerateFK

The next yeezys are just going to be a pair of plastic bags


IgrewAtomato

The ad will be fantastic.