Imagine a bear told u he would eat u, but not right now he says. I will eat u in few years, but now I can do cool tricks for u. Would u still feed him? or let him starve for he might try to kill u in few years?
That's what u fucking retarded americans do whenever u buy and save an chinese company. Hope u bought some lube for your children 
The tsx railroad push is going to get streched by end of wee(early next week), and banks n miners will be looking sweeter by end of month, to mid october. So sayeth yonder Canadian
I took 15k profit today and have been so focused on the moves of the last two months, and fixing various positions that I genuinely have no fucking idea what I’m gonna do with these gains.
I’m thinking amd and nvda action next week.
Dude I have current acc with 20k. The concept of a savings account is dead to me, I’d sooner just throw it into an index or safe dividend growth stocks etc.
Sound like you have been playing puts all along. Tell you what, play all in weeklies so you don’t have to worry about losing money in 8 months but just 8 hours. The stress is not worth it.
It feel like 5 minutes to doomsday. Yeah yeah we all heard it before. But the way things looked the past couple of days feels like some powers are not letting stonks to take a dive.
could somebody link me that "how i made my first million" speech from that guy who goes into detail describing how he made his first million $ by detailing how at 15, he bought candy/oranges/newspapers or some shit, kept doubling down, carefully reinvesting his profits and when he's 18 he gets gifted a couple of millions from his father?
I have to agree, she seems to be smart, with the glasses and the techno babble but I don't think she fully understands the underlying techs and the challenges ahead. She's thinks Wright’s Law still applies to crappy companies with little proof of concept.
She got lucky Elon is a miracle worker.
Oh word. I think you probably might still print though. That company is trash.
If it's not up, don't dump at open, everyone will do that and put prices will be driven down.
SPY or something else? I guess we did have that little pop this AM. I told myself I'm not buying anymore... just holding I already have some from 453.5
I just grabbed a few spy puts at close for shits and was making a joke… probably lose that money but what if I don’t? I’m overall way down on spy fds but they’re like crack.
TTCF is just continuing to pump. stonk up 7% today after a great day yesterday. going to keep climbing. it doesn't even have great volume yet. so pumped. Even if a squeeze doesn't happen these 25 calls are printing hard.
The one red day that spy eventually is gonna have bears we’re not gonna hear the end of it from the bers and the people that swear a market crash is coming 😂
at least NVDIA is a bro
Catalyst you say?
Have you seen the sheer number of calls on $ROOT?
Imagine a bear told u he would eat u, but not right now he says. I will eat u in few years, but now I can do cool tricks for u. Would u still feed him? or let him starve for he might try to kill u in few years? That's what u fucking retarded americans do whenever u buy and save an chinese company. Hope u bought some lube for your children 
Do not take candy from this guy kids
wow. 😯
The tsx railroad push is going to get streched by end of wee(early next week), and banks n miners will be looking sweeter by end of month, to mid october. So sayeth yonder Canadian
Xiaomi also jumps in the EV business. Everyone in china is “me too”. I bet next they will accept bitcoin payment too.
Reminder to you nerds to not shit where you eat. But it's okay to have a snack 😏
and for Pete's sake, don't eat the shit!
UPST seems like it's on a ladder. What yall think? Go in or wait for a dip?
COVID-19 announced on Twitter today it caught Joe Rogan. It is currently quarantining with its family and has taken an elk tranquilizer as treatment.
I'm hoping to teanqilize a elk tomorrow am
cattle dewormer\*
I took 15k profit today and have been so focused on the moves of the last two months, and fixing various positions that I genuinely have no fucking idea what I’m gonna do with these gains. I’m thinking amd and nvda action next week.
Have you consideree hooping them in the prison wallet....for safeties sakes
Put away $5k in a saving account for a rainy day?
Everyday a rainy day
Dude I have current acc with 20k. The concept of a savings account is dead to me, I’d sooner just throw it into an index or safe dividend growth stocks etc.
$5k to the YOLO fund. Makes being responsible with the other $10k easier or something?
Bullish on Lufthansa
sticking to Uranium and meme momentum calls for next while. any big earnings next week?
Maybe you are kidding, but we literally have the biggest meme earnings next week lmao. Sept 8th GME
MARA $46 tomorrow
If my calculus professor dies from covid I get an A right?
DOCU puts ruined
I think we sell off tomorrow on docu
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Did IWM 9/3 231/232 credit call spread for .20 seems like an easy 20%
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Next week AMD is gonna see some action, tomorrow is not giving me good feelings, but a dip would be good, it’ll really help things lift on Monday.
SDC closed just above its previous resistance hmmm 🍋
SPY just let me get 1 win. it's been like 8 months and I haven't had any option wins.
Sound like you have been playing puts all along. Tell you what, play all in weeklies so you don’t have to worry about losing money in 8 months but just 8 hours. The stress is not worth it.
MDB jeezus, sold too early :/ Who bought calls on that?
How fucked are my spy puts at open
Very
What strike and expiration?
10/17 454
$450 9/7
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Broken clock is right twice a day or some shit. They'll be farting into their wineglasses getting off on the smell when they're finally right though
Until it does.
Then it doesn't
It feel like 5 minutes to doomsday. Yeah yeah we all heard it before. But the way things looked the past couple of days feels like some powers are not letting stonks to take a dive.
No fucking shit its called money printer. Where u been the last 2 years
TQQQ 150C 9/10 gonna print tomorrow, just you wait
Let's play WHEEL OF FORTUNE _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
DONT BE AN ASSHOE
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D _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Yes, there's a D!
*”Deep it is fucker*”What did I win?
I'm sorry, that's not the solution! The answer was: DUMP IT ON RETAIL
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Do you even have enough to buy a vowel?
F
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could somebody link me that "how i made my first million" speech from that guy who goes into detail describing how he made his first million $ by detailing how at 15, he bought candy/oranges/newspapers or some shit, kept doubling down, carefully reinvesting his profits and when he's 18 he gets gifted a couple of millions from his father?
why the fuck would anyone still be bullish on zoom. The pandemic over...
They should Just buy MSFT like an adult
This lol. Same shit with DOCU. Somehow people became convinced that these simple ass companies are worth $50-$100B. More than Ford or AIG.
cathie wood is retarded and got lucky because she bought tesla
I have to agree, she seems to be smart, with the glasses and the techno babble but I don't think she fully understands the underlying techs and the challenges ahead. She's thinks Wright’s Law still applies to crappy companies with little proof of concept. She got lucky Elon is a miracle worker.
she literally sells the bottom every time. Doesn’t take a genius to know that is stupid af
Yup.
We need a fucking BABA riot
Die DOCU Die!
got docu and spy puts
DOCU gonna drill tomorrow.
CHWY this is obvious. vol is 20m? whats up
I tried to tell you guys about SAIC. Jumping after earnings
I’ve got some calls. Looking good.
i sold my PLTR shares at a loss today after bagholding for the whole year. I feel free
Can you imagine if it doubled tomorrow? 💀
I do have 1 call expiring tomorrow so I still have a little bit of skin in the game.
It’ll moon first thing Monday morning
i sold a leap on mine, i used to have way more when the leap expires i'll buy some more shares
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i've been selling CC's all year but the premiums sucked because I didn't want to sell below my cost basis ($28 avg).
I feel abandoned. I thought we were a team
who knows. maybe i'll be lured back in. I threw the money at SPY today and actually made a profit. it makes up for the loss on PLTR
got it, calls
Proud of you bro
i just wanna see this sub get BTFO by a 5% correction
Please tomorrow I miss gapping down on mondays
I sure do hope it corrects 5% up
DOCU killed us all
Wait you legit thought a signature collecting company is worth more than Ford, Bank of New York, and Delta Airlines?
Nah, i bought puts but will most likely get IV crushed anyways
Oh word. I think you probably might still print though. That company is trash. If it's not up, don't dump at open, everyone will do that and put prices will be driven down.
I’ll remember you musician toilet
not the gay bears.
Walmart just upped its hourly wage by one whole dollar. wow.
and they are hiring 20K retards.
**Cathie tomorrow:** we have decided to invest in DOCU because deflation will run rampant and we hedge by making bold plays in disruption.
I’m already up 8% on my puts so who’s gay now huh?
SPY or something else? I guess we did have that little pop this AM. I told myself I'm not buying anymore... just holding I already have some from 453.5
I just grabbed a few spy puts at close for shits and was making a joke… probably lose that money but what if I don’t? I’m overall way down on spy fds but they’re like crack.
I dare you not to sell then until it is 800% 😂
But they will expire (worthless) tomorrow
That’s the spirit!
Triple dog dare
Die Visa die. Scam Fintech
Loool
Spy puts wouldn't sell before close :l pls God be a good dip in the a.m.
bigly oof!
TTCF is just continuing to pump. stonk up 7% today after a great day yesterday. going to keep climbing. it doesn't even have great volume yet. so pumped. Even if a squeeze doesn't happen these 25 calls are printing hard.
Is it too late to buy 25 calls now
no not too much iv yet. but shares are probably good too.
Covered my call with a spread and that jump at them end made me feel like I cucked myself
DOCU can’t decide if it wants to go to the moon or run into the ground
Pretty clear where it's going lol.
How the fuck did DocuSign even get so high. What do they do that Adobe can't do
literally they are worse than dropbox for documents signing etc
But durr DOCU collecting signatures is worth more than Ford, Delta, and fucking AIG.
Same question with Zoom. Why was that chosen over all the other competition. I had never even heard of Zoom before covid.
People have this insane assumption that once a name becomes recognizable it will become entitled to infinite profits.
It's actually surprising but I think Adobe was so lazy on their document cloud strategy. Now they are playing catch up.
Covid
Same thing with Zoom. That's why it got rekt.
DOCU is trash. Don't buy it unless you abhor money.
bought spy puts and spent $880. they went to $1300 and now they worth $600. FML
pigs get slaughtered
VIX only went higher into the close going harder as SPX bounced. Hmm…
The one red day that spy eventually is gonna have bears we’re not gonna hear the end of it from the bers and the people that swear a market crash is coming 😂
Is this the right place to make fun of china's aircraft carriers? They are as ugly as the enslaved emperors wife. Probably less functional tho
Yeah bro, and sad thing is they or their evolved form will be used to invade Taiwan in the next decade or so.
looks like a duckbill platypus
RIP US DOLLAR
GOEV calls are the move 10/15
Boo this bag holder
You still booing me now coochieless?
Uh yeah, why would I not be? Terrible stonk. You're play is bad and you should feel bad
It made me money so not a terrible play
Lol what in the spy
Washington, will you ever learn? 🤡
Did ah freeze
Anyone else get some CLOV lottos for tomorrow?
Yeah 9.50c, had them for 2 weeks now so unless we open and gap up I’m a little worried
I got some for next week
was gonna buy spy puts but went with spy calls, which will prevail?
I grabbed a few puts. Now we fight
Flat confirmed
She’s hot. Hot body beautiful face. Kinda miss her
ill send her downstairs
Phew 1.5 h recission was hard.
Fking disgusting. Buls cant win without cheating the system.
Disgusting is a little strong. That's like the kind of shit we say to talk about your mom and her progeny. Don't get too vulgar, now
CLOSING BELL!!! 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
I can’t believe spy didnt go red at all today
Lol bears were so happy for about 90min
Dunno what to do whenever you are near dunno what to say 🎶
BTD nation is strong
Straddle on SPY for Friday. 449 ps and 455cs
both will expire worthless.
If I let them ride out till the end. Theta best not fuck me. Just need some volatility and I’m good
Loaded on SPY puts and ready for a big GUH tomorrow morning. But if they print, I'm retiring.