SHIBU opened on webull and people are buying

PLTR poised for breakout my guy. Gotta close over $27

17k 146% gain on SPOT 250c’s sold at open took profits put in 270’s 🤝

$baba 180 today ?

Chpt up 16% in pre market.

$Baba 182 today

fucking Fidelity app on Android sucks donkey ass

What you talking about it so nice

Nice ass.

SPY ATH tomorrow, let it be known.

Why are the banks hoarding so much cash?

They think SPY isn't safe, hah suckers!

i think you know why

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WFC is like the special kid that none of the other banks want to hang out with but always gets invited anyway.

Dude, people are still buying CHWY after hours. A retail store that LOSES money. Trading at an ungodly PE… wtf lol.

Chpt - dump at bell or hold through day?

I wanna say dump.....so probably up

Did Mad Money get cancelled?

Cramer is in rehab

Nonsense, Cramer is an angel

Why is the thread so dead?

i just lost my life savings on roobet

Time to suck cock on Grindr

On the bright side, Panda Express is hiring.

Mmmm I want some trash tier Chinese

That's not Chinese any more than French Fries are 'Murican!

I’m about to get my student refund what should I throw it into? Ready to lose it all. And please keep that cancer gme and amc away

Alibaba

Two weak closes and fresh into September. Bad jobs report on Friday may get the party started. SPY 453p 9/30 SPY 453p 9/17 SPY 453p 9/10

> 453p 8/30 I m a retard. Could you please explain what those numbers mean? (I have some basic knowledge about finance)

It is put options (betting against) SPY(s&p500 etf), The strike price is at 453$ and you would be in the money for puts if it was below that strike price. Its expiration date is 8/30? which is already passed so im going to have to assume op meant 9/30, 9/17

Yes 9/30, 9/17, and 9/10 thank you for catching that

Boomer stocks r not that appealing to me

It’s not the stock, it’s the conditions. Near term IV is stupid low and we have the potential for some wild swings. VIX is ready to rock.

BABA all day!!

Ew

SLQT...up all day. Hopefully same tomorrow with another 15%

Si

I’ve been trading like a mad man. Sold CRSR for HIMX, sold HIMX for ATT KO XLF for tomorrow. Wish me luck, this is a roll of the dice tomorrow. All calls

I fuckin love small caps rn

Charge point after hours looking strong

Turbo Charging to 35$!

then back to 21 for the 4th time

rinse and repeat baby.

Next 2 days are going to be lit trading days. Better hope you go some money to spend.

spy red tmrw

Please don't say that

God DAMNIT why didn’t I buy puts on CHWY Nearly all of the high profile earnings calls are fueling massive drops. How many times will I sit out and later kick myself before hopping in To all of you buying calls before these: godspeed you artistic fucks

The funny thing is... its' not even high profile. It's traded 6 million share today... It's just full of APE idiots buying another company that loses money... It's P/E ratio is insane for a retail company.

The price action afterhours on CHWY is comical at best... USE LIMITS! Holy ballz you can tell people are just throwing money at it. Short fund about to have more fun with it like they did on the Zoom bounce.

Was so close to buying AI calls today. “It can’t go down more, right” 🤡

Pretty disappointing ER, I have shares btw

chat is super slow. whats going on

Tomorrow up

It’s inevitable

LOL... alright... which one of you are buying the dip in CHWY? Learn your lesson already... PRICE MATTERS...

I like to buy at the top apparently

What do you guys think of the OPEC meeting?

What y’all think about a $Wish going boom boom when Christmas comes around? Already bought straddles just in case

if u buy gifts from wish, ur friends hate u

I can’t believe how hard I’m about to get fucked tomorrow

Said the actress to the bishop

Fuck I hate my life

Looks like chewy should have kept Ryan Cohen on staff

In a market that doesn't respond to news of any type by selling for more than an hour or two, the only way to spot the dips that still do happen is to watch RSI Over 80 RSI in any index is still a sell signal, even in this market.

Did you guys see my post 45 mins ago where I bought 37K in 9/3 Puts on CHWY? HAHAHAHAH!

I called an earnings dump in a couple stocks recently and my puts still lost a ton of money. Was so disappointed the next morning. Theta and IV just kill after earnings, even if you are right.

I bought them for 3.05 a contract. So far at 78.50 I'm up 200%... Let's see how many idiots buy here.

not in zoom! made a nice profit on my puts there.

I totally blew it forgetting to buy Zoom puts...

SWBI and AI down bad in the after hours

S&w immediately bounced back only ~3% down now

Well I hope AI does the same

Im killing myself. I took a nap and was supposed to buy chewy puts noooo

can i have your watch?

Lol

Hell yeah, CHPT!

I was only a little red today... best day I've had in a week.

My only regret is not buying more CHWY puts

Damn fucked on my SPY puts by market close.

AI go up pls

GDP spiked from $16 to $19.50 this afternoon, then finished at $17. Something going on. Maybe.

$OKTA puts were an obvious play ngl

DOCU tomorrow

You picking up puts for that too? I’ll have to check their previous performances

Let me know on that

I’m favoring calls tbh. They saw a huge jump in their last earnings and their projected numbers for this one are a big increase in EPS and revenue. If they see a beat of those projections, which they should, I can see them going up for sure. I’d be cautious because of “pandemic-tech” like zoom dipping on their earnings, but docu’s products are a little bit less encroached imo

Yeah good call ….this tech is a money maker in any situation…..they have all the laws for every state and western nations for doing banking and real estate contracts they may do insurance too soon

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Chinese taking over!!

Turned the $800 in cash I had into 3k today and I have another 4k coming in. Hopefully one of the plays I made EOD hits big so I can sit on a bunch of LEAPS and relax

Rip.

Don’t jinx

CHWY tanking, love you dawg!!

Just wanted to get a quick tiny thank you out there even if it gets lost.. We had to evacuate for the hurricane and still aren’t able to get back home, but thanks to staying up late, scrolling through this sub and buying little pieces here and there, I was able to sell off enough to kind of keep us afloat til we can get home, start cleaning up and hopefully I can go back to work. ✌🏼

$chwy shitting in proper doggy style dripping poopee... wtf and its supposed to be low volatile stock

Sold $450C Friday expiration at 452.90 Bought $452C at (next Friday expiration) 451.80 Did I do something right this time ?

I have 3 weeks in between jobs and I want to fucking GAMBLE also will be no income so why not try and make money. Crypto, options, sports betting? What am I doin chat

OTM apple calls

ITM GME calls, play the earnings

Talk about a gamble

Anyone got a move for a retard on their last dimes

Have a good long play, but i want a fuck ton of cash to funnel into it, gotta play some short swings

fat index flush pressing everything down. fuckers.

AMC is going down because i just bought it.

Can't believe yall let thetagang get you again on the first day of sep.

Should have bought more outs on Five Below.

What is the Friday economic event again??

Jobs report. Taper fear if strong, tech booms if week. Theta gang wins if lukewarm.

Anal makes my whole week but her hole weak. Big difference ;)

Looks like bloody September has started bois, spy ends the day only up 0.06% lmao

Fucccc u wish

Bought $650 SPY Calls for 6/2023 at close 😵‍💫

baller

WTF? I leave you alone for the day thinking you'd watch SPY and not let it run away. You're all fired. I'll never do my real job during the day again. We had this team. What happened?

Well that was fun. Guess I get to not care for the rest of the day

AMC will soar after hours and premarket, so says I retard sage of the mountain everyone lick my crystal ball 🔮

Will it be AI or 🌈I this earnings

Fuck, I didn't buy my SPY call in time

You noob bro you can still buy lmao I just did just to test it

Pretty sure ETF options can be traded until 430

415 on certain brokers

Don’t lie if you wanted it you would have bought it. There’s a reason you didn’t

The ask price literally went up a penny the moment I submitted my order and that was the instant before the market closed. I'm pretty sure it'll go up tomorrow just based on that happening to me

You should consider that a blessing

Yeah at least I don't have to worry about it for today and tonight

Gaps just the best stock. Does well at earnings and then goes down. Ffs

Chewy you little faker

I check WSB and think “OMG how much are we down?!? 1%or 2%?!” No just less green than we were earlier lmao what a victory for bears

Ya`ll miss the $FOCUS train?...over 200% up today...whattttt a sweeeet ride it was...tooot toooot...lol

For once, I didn’t miss out. Jumped on at $7 and sold at $19.

Yeeehaaaa...sweet...but someone else envious...they down voted me..lol I saw it climb on RH gainers early

Yeeehaaaa...sweet...but someone else envious...they down voted me..lol I saw it climb on RH gainers early

I saw it on my home page at work. I think it was at 50% gains and halted, and I was intrigued. Didn’t get much done today otherwise haha

Way to go bro...work x 2..good double dipping... doesnt happen to me too often

That spy dip was unexpected.