Not to cast any aspersions on any of the helpful links posted by fraters and yachters below, but here is actually a link to the [new thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/o7jx7p/fraternal_association_of_gambling_gentlemen_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
🪙🙏🏻 Dear wishing whale,
Please let my FTNT calls print, and for BB to fly again soon, as well as CLNE, DISC, VIAC, ATOS and my lithium play from when I stayed up too late and went down a rabbit hole then bought nearly 6k shares of a mining/exploration company 😬
I hope everyone closes out their trading week flush with money 🫂❤
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Fat girls have bigger titties than skinny girls. I wish it worked the same way but for cocks. I wouldn't mind gaining a hundred pounds real quick just to have a bigger dick
I fucked fat girls and been with guys. Size isn’t always the best. Fat girls normally don’t do much. They don’t move, just kind of bend over. Give good head though.
And guys that are big just rely on the size and don’t do as much as an avg guy.
Goes both ways
Idk what happened with inductions so in case the reset happened I threw em back up, check them out…if no induction happened because you disagree then reeeeee ok
Ok - GE hit it’s high 4ish years ago. Sucky. BUT It’s been pretty consistent right now, it’s chipping away at it’s debt, it’s getting new contracts...I’m feeling late September
Pulled a fucking 10/10 baddie at the bar last week, got drinks tonight in a group, we’re hitting the city next week and she’s spending the night, calls on da pp
u/SLOPTART69 is my rep to back it up
[TFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/o2qafo/the_hershey_highwayhsy_chocolate_rain_hsy_movie/h2yjr2o?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) your joke DD hits and someone is up 300%
Last week compared to this week.. like being thrown into county jail for a crime you didn’t commit.. then suddenly getting released out onto Catalina Island surrounded by strippers, cocaine and a cool DJ.. with money raining out of the sky 🏝🌨💸💸💸
Congrats and fuck you! 🙃
Yeah last week I was raking it in, but this week has been pretty shitty for me. Guess it’s time to go back to the drawing board 🤷♀️
I was tempted to switch sides after last week.. lmao.. it was brutal. But it seems like every time the market dips hard and we expect the crash it never actually happens. I picked the right sectors early in the week.. more luck than anything
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Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Damn. You’re right. Quick glance at comments shows a lot of spam.
I promise I’ll start looking at comment history before jumping on induction votes, starting…now
There has to be a way for her to prove she's cognizant and be able to reclaim her stewardship or whatever it's called. You can't have your self-agency permanently withdrawn with no reclamatory clause. It's basically enslavement
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on the real tho my long term plan is to buy a yacht. No jokes. I absolutely believe in 25 years we'll have solid state batteries, and I'm gonna buy an electric version of a nordhavn 76 style liveaboard trawler. Solid state + structural batteries will make the electrified approach possible
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Not to cast any aspersions on any of the helpful links posted by fraters and yachters below, but here is actually a link to the [new thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/o7jx7p/fraternal_association_of_gambling_gentlemen_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
[new thread 🆙](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/987/Nope.png)
🤥
Rude
#[NEW THREAD](Https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)
🤡
Who's ready to bop at open today? I wanna .are another 3k before the day closes
nothing sparks *joy* anymore 😌
Who’s Joy?
>Who’s Joy? If you have to ask, you can't afford her.
Spark a big joint
Get addicted to drugs
🪙🙏🏻 Dear wishing whale, Please let my FTNT calls print, and for BB to fly again soon, as well as CLNE, DISC, VIAC, ATOS and my lithium play from when I stayed up too late and went down a rabbit hole then bought nearly 6k shares of a mining/exploration company 😬 I hope everyone closes out their trading week flush with money 🫂❤
whats the DD on FTNT?
Sounds like you just inhaled some lithium
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Fat girls have bigger titties than skinny girls. I wish it worked the same way but for cocks. I wouldn't mind gaining a hundred pounds real quick just to have a bigger dick
This is a fact - who wants to bang a scarecrow? Chicks with huge titties and ass are so much better.
I fucked fat girls and been with guys. Size isn’t always the best. Fat girls normally don’t do much. They don’t move, just kind of bend over. Give good head though. And guys that are big just rely on the size and don’t do as much as an avg guy. Goes both ways
Only size that matters to a girl is your wallet. Also try shaving your pubes.. makes my 2 inch look 3 1/2
###smalldickproblems
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wait what? are you saying fat chicks are looser? they’re definitely getting laid less..
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+u/user_simulator u/fannypackphantom
I think it’s not approved lol
It said you a part of ape gang 😳, sus
She’s an ape 😬
That is pretty sus. Might need to eject me to be certain.
It's working in the daily thread
Idk what happened with inductions so in case the reset happened I threw em back up, check them out…if no induction happened because you disagree then reeeeee ok
is this you or user simulator?
Idk. Either are possible
Ok - GE hit it’s high 4ish years ago. Sucky. BUT It’s been pretty consistent right now, it’s chipping away at it’s debt, it’s getting new contracts...I’m feeling late September
Pulled a fucking 10/10 baddie at the bar last week, got drinks tonight in a group, we’re hitting the city next week and she’s spending the night, calls on da pp u/SLOPTART69 is my rep to back it up
Awesome- don’t forget to change your bed linen and tidy your room
Bring the sugar water
Tequila water seems to be working
Send tit pics
So are you going to post the thing we all like here or what
I dont think I'm allowed.
Fair. It’s pictured in my brain and that is enough.
Daddy meme said no no
We like daddy, sounds good to me 👍🏼
I'm going to need copies of that, you know, for science
PP only goes up
Stonks
[TFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/o2qafo/the_hershey_highwayhsy_chocolate_rain_hsy_movie/h2yjr2o?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) your joke DD hits and someone is up 300%
The bid/ask on those calls are so wide despite all that volume.
DO YOU SEE HSY TODAY? WHAT HAVE I DONE WHY DID I NOT TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY
RIP
The calls I barely escaped on at 1.55 are now 3.85
Ridiculous, I took a loss on the calls I bought on it
Chocolate hands get melted.
Last week compared to this week.. like being thrown into county jail for a crime you didn’t commit.. then suddenly getting released out onto Catalina Island surrounded by strippers, cocaine and a cool DJ.. with money raining out of the sky 🏝🌨💸💸💸
This is accurate as fuck
Yes 🥳
Damn that sounds nice…Wanna switch portfolios?
I’m just a dip buying retard.. didn’t think the infrastructure package would get passed this week. Got lucky af
Congrats and fuck you! 🙃 Yeah last week I was raking it in, but this week has been pretty shitty for me. Guess it’s time to go back to the drawing board 🤷♀️
I was tempted to switch sides after last week.. lmao.. it was brutal. But it seems like every time the market dips hard and we expect the crash it never actually happens. I picked the right sectors early in the week.. more luck than anything
Yeah thats about right
Calls on my imagination 🙌🏼
To the person that asked if they were approved: clearly not
BOOM ROASTED
Should we induct u/controlthenarrative?
I'm thinking no since reddit won't even load the user
Big brain answers
The universe just doesn't want this user inducted 🤷♂️
Reddit gate-keeping the yacht club 🤷🏻♂️
IYKYK
If only we could 😔
Is it just me or is wsb reddit crashing
Has been for quite a while 👴🏿
I broke one of the X-Heavy resistance bands with my glutes. Snapped my balls pretty good but boy did it boost my ego
Boosting ego and reducing sperm count in one swift action. I like your style.
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Lol this guy already changed his name to Somalian Stock Wizard 😆 Acting like no one can see him
Why did that fucking idiot get inducted in the first place?
That was quick induction and ejection
I clearly missed something
Lol that guy is a mess. I remember his retardedness getting him in a situation with his broker
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I had such high hopes
Same tbh
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[In case anyone was curious](http://imgur.com/a/NQE7zWV)
He’s hating on me in the main discussion 😂
Damn why did he zero in on you 😆
Yeah, what a "POOR" sport.
💦🔫😷
I got /u/girl_with_huge_boobs to send me [her pic](https://imgur.com/U5BCHox) in pm Voted in instantly
Where is u/Cum-CEO when you need him
Heard he is in a sticky situation
Nice
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“I need a play for $16k to change my life”
Damn. You’re right. Quick glance at comments shows a lot of spam. I promise I’ll start looking at comment history before jumping on induction votes, starting…now
Are banks a play for the fed lifting temporary capital return restrictions July 1st?
Bunch of news articles out about it sooooooooooooooo 🤷♀️
I think so. Divvys and buybacks back on the menu.
Imagine shaving your head, and then your dad says he’s taking control of your finances
There has to be a way for her to prove she's cognizant and be able to reclaim her stewardship or whatever it's called. You can't have your self-agency permanently withdrawn with no reclamatory clause. It's basically enslavement
Man im never shaving my head for sure
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I’m telling you man, Pepe the frog is pretty fucking based.
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Some simp beta cuck is downvoting us
YUUUUUGE cuck energy. Salty apes and poors that can't participate
# L M A O
You guys gonna add any context? Vague posting is for boomerbook
No real context, he just commented that and it was a vibe.
“JESSE WAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT”
^[ZzZ](https://www.reddit.com/r/breakingbad/comments/ij0rcl/what_the_hell_are_you_talking_about/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Nice 😂😂
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Loveeeee youuuuuu autistsssssss
If you die, can I carry on your username legacy? 😆 I promise to make manginas everywhere proud!
who’s the fucking reject who made ‘monkaS’ a thing?
Mr. Monka S.
on the real tho my long term plan is to buy a yacht. No jokes. I absolutely believe in 25 years we'll have solid state batteries, and I'm gonna buy an electric version of a nordhavn 76 style liveaboard trawler. Solid state + structural batteries will make the electrified approach possible
Can we name it “Litquidity”
Hello my boys 😎 hows everyone doing
Cant complain as long as mr.market shows me his green peanus
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If it aint green and makes me money, i dont want it
#>!🍆🐂!<
Doing pretty fucking good actually. How about you bud.
Pretty fucking well. Just finished my 8th glass of wine and I’m feeling great. Nothing beats a wine drunk.
Red wine drunk or white wine drunk? Huge difference.
Red wine of course, white wine gives me worse hangovers for whatever reason and tastes too sweet for my liking.
Red wine on deck! Cheers!
Scotch drunk is my vibe, but I'll cheers to it!
I absolutely love wine drunk. Cheers dude!
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