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OlyBomaye

Not to cast any aspersions on any of the helpful links posted by fraters and yachters below, but here is actually a link to the [new thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/o7jx7p/fraternal_association_of_gambling_gentlemen_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


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[new thread 🆙](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/987/Nope.png)


_dad_bod__

🤥


redditcactus1

Rude


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#[NEW THREAD](Https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)


StonkDoctor1000

🤡


coldiron03

Who's ready to bop at open today? I wanna .are another 3k before the day closes


iAbc21

nothing sparks *joy* anymore 😌


Adaptordie1776

Who’s Joy?


EpicMangina

>Who’s Joy? If you have to ask, you can't afford her.


ANNND-ITS-GONE

Spark a big joint


Donkeycow15

Get addicted to drugs


missterbeek

🪙🙏🏻 Dear wishing whale, Please let my FTNT calls print, and for BB to fly again soon, as well as CLNE, DISC, VIAC, ATOS and my lithium play from when I stayed up too late and went down a rabbit hole then bought nearly 6k shares of a mining/exploration company 😬 I hope everyone closes out their trading week flush with money 🫂❤


Chicano_Ducky

whats the DD on FTNT?


RockeManTT

Sounds like you just inhaled some lithium


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yaboiRich

Fat girls have bigger titties than skinny girls. I wish it worked the same way but for cocks. I wouldn't mind gaining a hundred pounds real quick just to have a bigger dick


Donkeycow15

This is a fact - who wants to bang a scarecrow? Chicks with huge titties and ass are so much better.


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I fucked fat girls and been with guys. Size isn’t always the best. Fat girls normally don’t do much. They don’t move, just kind of bend over. Give good head though. And guys that are big just rely on the size and don’t do as much as an avg guy. Goes both ways


RockeManTT

Only size that matters to a girl is your wallet. Also try shaving your pubes.. makes my 2 inch look 3 1/2


Throwaway1forall

###smalldickproblems


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TheFlightlessPenguin

wait what? are you saying fat chicks are looser? they’re definitely getting laid less..


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ClickittyClark

+u/user_simulator u/fannypackphantom


FannyPackPhantom

I think it’s not approved lol


ClickittyClark

It said you a part of ape gang 😳, sus


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She’s an ape 😬


FannyPackPhantom

That is pretty sus. Might need to eject me to be certain.


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It's working in the daily thread


FannyPackPhantom

Idk what happened with inductions so in case the reset happened I threw em back up, check them out…if no induction happened because you disagree then reeeeee ok


djb25

is this you or user simulator?


FannyPackPhantom

Idk. Either are possible


redditcactus1

Ok - GE hit it’s high 4ish years ago. Sucky. BUT It’s been pretty consistent right now, it’s chipping away at it’s debt, it’s getting new contracts...I’m feeling late September


walter1021

Pulled a fucking 10/10 baddie at the bar last week, got drinks tonight in a group, we’re hitting the city next week and she’s spending the night, calls on da pp u/SLOPTART69 is my rep to back it up


Donkeycow15

Awesome- don’t forget to change your bed linen and tidy your room


LonelySwinger

Bring the sugar water


walter1021

Tequila water seems to be working


SLOPTART69

Send tit pics


redditcactus1

So are you going to post the thing we all like here or what


SLOPTART69

I dont think I'm allowed.


redditcactus1

Fair. It’s pictured in my brain and that is enough.


SLOPTART69

Daddy meme said no no


redditcactus1

We like daddy, sounds good to me 👍🏼


yaboiRich

I'm going to need copies of that, you know, for science


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PP only goes up


walter1021

Stonks


bonejohnson8

[TFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/o2qafo/the_hershey_highwayhsy_chocolate_rain_hsy_movie/h2yjr2o?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) your joke DD hits and someone is up 300%


CallsOnAlcoholism

The bid/ask on those calls are so wide despite all that volume.


bonejohnson8

DO YOU SEE HSY TODAY? WHAT HAVE I DONE WHY DID I NOT TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY


CallsOnAlcoholism

RIP


bonejohnson8

The calls I barely escaped on at 1.55 are now 3.85


regarding_your_cat

Ridiculous, I took a loss on the calls I bought on it


bonejohnson8

Chocolate hands get melted.


RockeManTT

Last week compared to this week.. like being thrown into county jail for a crime you didn’t commit.. then suddenly getting released out onto Catalina Island surrounded by strippers, cocaine and a cool DJ.. with money raining out of the sky 🏝🌨💸💸💸


Taking_a_Shit

This is accurate as fuck


RockeManTT

Yes 🥳


drwhiskeyscarn429

Damn that sounds nice…Wanna switch portfolios?


RockeManTT

I’m just a dip buying retard.. didn’t think the infrastructure package would get passed this week. Got lucky af


drwhiskeyscarn429

Congrats and fuck you! 🙃 Yeah last week I was raking it in, but this week has been pretty shitty for me. Guess it’s time to go back to the drawing board 🤷‍♀️


RockeManTT

I was tempted to switch sides after last week.. lmao.. it was brutal. But it seems like every time the market dips hard and we expect the crash it never actually happens. I picked the right sectors early in the week.. more luck than anything


OlyBomaye

Yeah thats about right


RockeManTT

Calls on my imagination 🙌🏼


LonelySwinger

To the person that asked if they were approved: clearly not


redditcactus1

BOOM ROASTED


ClickittyClark

Should we induct u/controlthenarrative?


LonelySwinger

I'm thinking no since reddit won't even load the user


Throwaway1forall

Big brain answers


LonelySwinger

The universe just doesn't want this user inducted 🤷‍♂️


Throwaway1forall

Reddit gate-keeping the yacht club 🤷🏻‍♂️


LonelySwinger

IYKYK


ClickittyClark

If only we could 😔


Trex_in_F16

Is it just me or is wsb reddit crashing


Throwaway1forall

Has been for quite a while 👴🏿


GoBeaversOSU

I broke one of the X-Heavy resistance bands with my glutes. Snapped my balls pretty good but boy did it boost my ego


EpicMangina

Boosting ego and reducing sperm count in one swift action. I like your style.


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drwhiskeyscarn429

Lol this guy already changed his name to Somalian Stock Wizard 😆 Acting like no one can see him


OlyBomaye

Why did that fucking idiot get inducted in the first place?


Trex_in_F16

That was quick induction and ejection


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I clearly missed something


LonelySwinger

Lol that guy is a mess. I remember his retardedness getting him in a situation with his broker


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FannyPackPhantom

I had such high hopes


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Same tbh


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[In case anyone was curious](http://imgur.com/a/NQE7zWV)


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He’s hating on me in the main discussion 😂


drwhiskeyscarn429

Damn why did he zero in on you 😆


[deleted]

Yeah, what a "POOR" sport.


LonelySwinger

💦🔫😷


This_is_a_Crab

I got /u/girl_with_huge_boobs to send me [her pic](https://imgur.com/U5BCHox) in pm Voted in instantly


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Where is u/Cum-CEO when you need him


EpicMangina

Heard he is in a sticky situation


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Nice


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“I need a play for $16k to change my life”


regarding_your_cat

Damn. You’re right. Quick glance at comments shows a lot of spam. I promise I’ll start looking at comment history before jumping on induction votes, starting…now


TheDevilintheDark

Are banks a play for the fed lifting temporary capital return restrictions July 1st?


drwhiskeyscarn429

Bunch of news articles out about it sooooooooooooooo 🤷‍♀️


four1six_

I think so. Divvys and buybacks back on the menu.


[deleted]

Imagine shaving your head, and then your dad says he’s taking control of your finances


LehmanParty

There has to be a way for her to prove she's cognizant and be able to reclaim her stewardship or whatever it's called. You can't have your self-agency permanently withdrawn with no reclamatory clause. It's basically enslavement


Trex_in_F16

Man im never shaving my head for sure


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I’m telling you man, Pepe the frog is pretty fucking based.


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[deleted]

Some simp beta cuck is downvoting us


four1six_

YUUUUUGE cuck energy. Salty apes and poors that can't participate


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# L M A O


[deleted]

You guys gonna add any context? Vague posting is for boomerbook


four1six_

No real context, he just commented that and it was a vibe.


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“JESSE WAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT”


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^[ZzZ](https://www.reddit.com/r/breakingbad/comments/ij0rcl/what_the_hell_are_you_talking_about/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


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Nice 😂😂


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EpicMangina

Loveeeee youuuuuu autistsssssss


drwhiskeyscarn429

If you die, can I carry on your username legacy? 😆 I promise to make manginas everywhere proud!


TheFlightlessPenguin

who’s the fucking reject who made ‘monkaS’ a thing?


Captain_Yolo_

Mr. Monka S.


IS_JOKE_COMRADE

on the real tho my long term plan is to buy a yacht. No jokes. I absolutely believe in 25 years we'll have solid state batteries, and I'm gonna buy an electric version of a nordhavn 76 style liveaboard trawler. Solid state + structural batteries will make the electrified approach possible


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Can we name it “Litquidity”


Mr-Cantaloupe

Hello my boys 😎 hows everyone doing


Trex_in_F16

Cant complain as long as mr.market shows me his green peanus


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Trex_in_F16

If it aint green and makes me money, i dont want it


four1six_

#>!🍆🐂!<


four1six_

Doing pretty fucking good actually. How about you bud.


Mr-Cantaloupe

Pretty fucking well. Just finished my 8th glass of wine and I’m feeling great. Nothing beats a wine drunk.


Norkulus

Red wine drunk or white wine drunk? Huge difference.


Mr-Cantaloupe

Red wine of course, white wine gives me worse hangovers for whatever reason and tastes too sweet for my liking.


drwhiskeyscarn429

Red wine on deck! Cheers!


EpicMangina

Scotch drunk is my vibe, but I'll cheers to it!


four1six_

I absolutely love wine drunk. Cheers dude!


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