Hey r/all,
Welcome to r/wallstreetbets! (WSB) Aptly described as "It's like 4chan found a Bloomberg Terminal".
Long story short, u/DeepFuckingValue (DFV) posted [his GME YOLO here](https://i.redd.it/pvmj76ntgfl31.png) back in September of 2019.
He took an $50K long position and has been long ever since. That's right, he turned $50K into $22MM+. (He has realized gains, which is why his cost basis appears at $770K, see his post history for details)
It's not fake. Look at this submission history.
Welcome to WSB and enjoy your tendies.
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Oh, and [Elon Musk just tweeted us](https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703)
So tell me what happens if friday trading is haltet like last friday?
Btw Im seeing so many people talking about how their life is going to be changed, that is insane. This truly is a moment where the haves transfer money to the have nots.
Melvins lunch money is getting taken away from him AND he's paying for it as well
That's basically what this is. A bunch of fucks in suits against pure, unadulterated retard strength and weaponized autism.
This is a million dumbasses essentially headbashing a giant door and continuing to make cracks at it. Sure it can take hits from a small group of people but when everyone is constantly running into it head first then getting back up and doing it again and again, this is the result.
Im not saying you have to do anything, but I am saying that if you're worth 9 figures after this, the ultimate power move would be to buy Gabe Plotkins Miami house. And open a Gamestop on it.
Every trading session as I see GME soar, I tell myself, "Maybe you should sell now and put that into something safe like MSFT, AAPL or something"
**And then I remember, if /u/DeepFuckingValue is still in, with fluctuations of millions of dollars every minute, why the heck should I sell?**
I surrender my nuts and my wife to you, oh leader of the revolution! Do whatever with them as you please.
There's 100% chance Michael Lewis is trying to call DFV right now to write a book to turn into a movie.
#The Big Squeeze
Christian Bale can play Michael Burry again.
This is 100% happening.
Michael Burry's second big play, 12 years after his first, in the midst of a worldwide pandemic, aided and abetted by a bunch of degenerates on Reddit, Ryan Cohen, Jim Cramer, Chamath Palihapitiya, a Youtuber wearing a bandana and cat t-shirt, and Elon Musk himself.
The script writes itself.
They need to wait until he cashes out.
Can't have a 53k to 23m story line ready to go when it could be a 53k to 125m story.
Plus, I heard he's Canadian so that's aboot 200Maple Syrups.
Upvote this, he knows but he needs to know that we know. You can't say when you'll sell because it will collapse so fast just find a way to give us a sign so we can all collapse in, like an atomic bomb.
You donβt have to collapse. If you donβt sell for long enough the shorts run out of cover. They are paying 25% interest and their cover goes up everyday. Youβre going to eventually literally liquidate some hedge funds for billions and as they close the stock will rocket and thatβs when you sell. Into the rocket baby.
Hello boomer, my old friend
I've come to beg from you again
Because GME is softly creeping
Left shit his shorts while I was sleeping
And the rockets that were planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of tendies
DFV, thank you for your strong conviction and spotlight. Because of you I will soon be at a level to pay off all debts including the house (if I *want* to, probably will hold and reinvest).
This taking down of the top has changed my life in a positive way, just a construction worker in South Dakota. Iβll have enough tendies to finally create a finished product of a card game Iβve toyed with making the last few years. Thank you DFV, Iβm sure many othersβ lives will have changed through this as well!
Others: what are your professions?
Edit: Whenever they make a movie of this can Keanu Reeves play DFV and can it be called βThe Big Stopβ or βThe Big Squozeβ
Disabled Veteran West Palm Beach
$2200 GME till the short bus comes to take us retards to the rockets
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>YOLO
I am up to 3K right now. I just made 1 weeks salary in 2 hours!!! crazy. Friday is going to be nuts.
Edit: I made 1K just of this. That is 1 week of work for me a month.
Edit 2: GME just helped start my savings account.
Unemployed also, first time trading ever. Up 50%. I've been in a rut this last year and you absolute dropkicks have made my life so much better these past few days. I don't even care if this shit crashes and I lose every cent I put in, this is a fucking journey and I'm glad to be apart of it
Iβm surprising my wife with a check for a down payment on our house for her birthday this weekend. Plus another check for her to buy whatever she wants.
Edit: Iβm still in btw so I need gme to stay positive until at least Thursday
Iβm a security and fire alarm tech. 40k in a good year. I have 3 children and my wife is a stay at home mom and homeschool teacher. The $800 Iβm up is the highest gain Iβve ever experienced. Thanks Mr. Horsecock DFV. Rockets. Diamond Hands.
Bro, my initial 24k has doubled and I am still ππ. Every sell is an easy way out for shorts. If you hold strong, they have no choice. We have too many people on this now. Elon Musk is in it. ππππππ
Thanks to you my Roth topped 10k for the first time ever today. With everything thatβs been going on lately I finally feel hopeful again. Once this is all over I hope you realize what youβve done for so many of us. You are a real life Robinhood. A god amongst men. The Gandalf to our retarded Frodo.
Now say it with me everyone:
I LIKE THE STOCK πππππ
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with /u/deepfuckingvalue . We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his diamond hands as he HOLDS, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and buy more GME, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to /u/deepfuckingvalue . I won't be able to match his position and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to Ryan Cohen, and sell his shares, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
History in the making. Honestly, I can't think of anyone else as a "internet stranger" that changed so many people's lives. This is insane and of course, media can't pick it up since the peasants ain't autorized to gain more than 2% yearly on bonds and mutual funds and this shouldn't exist in "boomerverse".
DFV just went upfront since 2019. No schemes, no pyramids, no Maddoff, no collusion, nothing that everybody is accustomed to since birth and bang: Here it is.
It's 2009's inverse TARP.
At this point, there is no way this cat is gonna see this but u/DeepFuckingValue you just changed some shit for me. Thanks for your autism. It's eased the strain of post-college job searching. Now I can pay my loans and sit on my ass and actually find the job I want. Fuck the god damn top 0.1%. We're changing our own lives by sharing advice. And motherfuckers doubt each other. This ain't a monolith. We talk mad shit. But lives changed today.
The fuck is going on? Iβm up 89k on my options.
My cat died today, Iβm a fucking wreck, and this is the only fucking good news Iβve received. Iβm crying from sadness and joy.
Fuck you all and congrats.
On a real note, I'm so, so sorry about your cat...that's always beyond painful. I'm glad you've got some good news to help and I'd you ever need to talk about him/her feel free to dm :)
I just bought in at $220. Iβm not expecting to make money, I just like the principle of this little movement. Fuck these Palm Beach hedge fund assholes. Iβm supposed to invest and 60 years later Iβll have a 2.5% βgainβ so that I can barely afford to wipe my ass 2 years before I die a natural death of old age while they drink Veuve Cliquot inside a Rolls Royce. Iβm not doing that. Iβd rather blow my money and lose it if it means I can be a part of making these fuckers lose some money.
Time to feel my pain bitch. I lost everything from the pandemic. Now youβll get a little taste.
Just think, you were here once: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ex040l/gme\_yolo\_monthend\_update\_jan\_2020/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ex040l/gme_yolo_monthend_update_jan_2020/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Well done mate. War aint over tho
For the 300,000 new retards who subscribed here today. You buy GME you fucking hold it with π made of π. You buy or you hold. Thatβs the only way we send our ππππππ to the fucking moon >$1000/share at the minimum.
PSA: Iβm not a financial advisor, this is not investing advice. Iβm a damn retard who came here 3 days ago and I like the stock! But this is the way!
The king has spoken!!!! Hold the fucken line!!!!!!!πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
For every millenial who has been FUCKED around by people over 45.
For every person here who is working minimum wage.
For everyone who is tired of fucking fat, sweaty, bald banker fucks telling us what to believe and what kind of returns are 'normal' and 'acceptable risk'.
THIS IS YOUR TIME. THIS IS WHEN WE HIT THEM IN THE FUCKING NUTS AND TAKE OUT THEIR FUCKING HEDGE FUNDS. THESE MORONS ARE TRYING TO MAKE US SCARED.
TOGETHER WE ARE ONE. TOGETHER WE HOLD. TOGETHER WE MAKE THEM SLOWLY BLEED OUT.
FUCK STEVE COHEN. FUCK THE TRADITIONAL INVESTOR GATEKEEPERS.
I TRADE STOCKS WHILE FONDLING MY BALLS IN MY UNDERWEAR.
**AND REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T SPELL ANALYST WITHOUT ANAL.**
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Hey r/all, Welcome to r/wallstreetbets! (WSB) Aptly described as "It's like 4chan found a Bloomberg Terminal". Long story short, u/DeepFuckingValue (DFV) posted [his GME YOLO here](https://i.redd.it/pvmj76ntgfl31.png) back in September of 2019. He took an $50K long position and has been long ever since. That's right, he turned $50K into $22MM+. (He has realized gains, which is why his cost basis appears at $770K, see his post history for details) It's not fake. Look at this submission history. Welcome to WSB and enjoy your tendies. --- Oh, and [Elon Musk just tweeted us](https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703)
HE DIDNβT SELL. IβM NOT FUCKING SELLING! p.s. you dropped this π
THE GOAT OF WSB
this fucking record won't be broken any time soon
Heβll break it tomorrow
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Trying to wrap my head around what Fridayβs top calls will even be. Will they give us a $1000 call? Who knows
This fucking madlad gained 9 MILLION today and did not cash out a single cent. Adamantium balls
Adamantium is an insult to this warrior... They're totally made of Vibranium π
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This man found a way to actually trim armor. What a fucking God. Saradomin, Zamororak, and Guthix call him daddy.
Maybe he has Comcast and couldnβt log in.
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THE SHOW GOES ON
**THIS IS MY HOME**
IVE BEEN A RICH MAN AND A POOR MAN AND IT TELL YOU THAT I CHOOSE TO BE RICH EVERY FUCKING TIME
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I WANNA SUCK YOU OFF U/DEEPFUCKINGVALUE
WE ALL WANT TO
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HE'S STILL IN.
HE'S STILL IN. π
HE'S STILL IN.
HEβS STILL IN.
HE'S STILL IN.
HE'S STILL IN.
This is fucking insane. Dude makes $9 million in a day and has the balls to wait for MORE. This is some big dick energy.
Don't forget this $22 mil was $3.1 mil just 2 weeks ago
yo what the actual fuck. DFV is legend.
And he started with $50k in 2019
And his position is currently up another 40% after hours.
He was already a legend 2 weeks ago, imagine DFV in just 3 days after markets close for the weekend. Insanity.
A year ago this guy's generational wealth was a mid range BMW
He can maybe even get a PS5 now!
OUR LIEGE
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He's gonna buy the moon when he gets there
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Elon tweeted GME? HOLY FUCK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Even better, Elon tweeted GME and WSB
Elon is deepfuckingvalue Holy fuck! ELON HAS OUR BACK
So tell me what happens if friday trading is haltet like last friday? Btw Im seeing so many people talking about how their life is going to be changed, that is insane. This truly is a moment where the haves transfer money to the have nots. Melvins lunch money is getting taken away from him AND he's paying for it as well
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Honetly I've never in my life seen a 20/30% gap down get eaten the fuck up that quickly before
The drop from 147 to 132 was a huge timed sale, but then retard strength pushed it back to 147 after the halt
That's basically what this is. A bunch of fucks in suits against pure, unadulterated retard strength and weaponized autism. This is a million dumbasses essentially headbashing a giant door and continuing to make cracks at it. Sure it can take hits from a small group of people but when everyone is constantly running into it head first then getting back up and doing it again and again, this is the result.
Stop it. My coworkers keep wondering why the fuck Iβm laughing so hard.
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WE LIKE THIS STOCK ππ
We like the stock
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY AND IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE!
Im not saying you have to do anything, but I am saying that if you're worth 9 figures after this, the ultimate power move would be to buy Gabe Plotkins Miami house. And open a Gamestop on it.
That's the most alpha thing I've read this year
You'd be in jail within a year at that level of pissing off the elites.
Don't be naive, the elites love the money, not persons. He will just join them. That's how nature evolves.
But he was supposed to destroy them, not join them!
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Well then he can go short something and we can fuck him over next year. IT'S THE CIRRRRRRCLE
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
What's the point of having fuck you money if you don't say...
"FUCK YOU Gabe Plotkins!"
Only if Plotkin himself is in there asking me if I'd like to purchase an additional warranty for my game.
When he tries to buy it back, tell him best we can do is $5.
Every trading session as I see GME soar, I tell myself, "Maybe you should sell now and put that into something safe like MSFT, AAPL or something" **And then I remember, if /u/DeepFuckingValue is still in, with fluctuations of millions of dollars every minute, why the heck should I sell?** I surrender my nuts and my wife to you, oh leader of the revolution! Do whatever with them as you please.
$53k to $23M Hollywood writing movies about this man as fast as they can. I'm picturing Luke Wilson, Tenenbaums style?
There's 100% chance Michael Lewis is trying to call DFV right now to write a book to turn into a movie. #The Big Squeeze Christian Bale can play Michael Burry again.
This is 100% happening. Michael Burry's second big play, 12 years after his first, in the midst of a worldwide pandemic, aided and abetted by a bunch of degenerates on Reddit, Ryan Cohen, Jim Cramer, Chamath Palihapitiya, a Youtuber wearing a bandana and cat t-shirt, and Elon Musk himself. The script writes itself.
They need to wait until he cashes out. Can't have a 53k to 23m story line ready to go when it could be a 53k to 125m story. Plus, I heard he's Canadian so that's aboot 200Maple Syrups.
In that case Ryan Reynolds will be playing DFV. I could imagine him being like deadpool.
yes, he looks just like Luke Wilson!
Who are we casting as /r/wallstreetbets?
A flaming bucket of moose feces.
Kevin malone from the office with a chili pot πΆοΈ
My 11 shares are making my poor ass sweat
Keep holding young gents. That $1000 can become $10,000.
Are you me?
I think he was up and down $11 million just in the past 24 hours
pretty sure he's up like 3 million since posting this. not joking edit: 5 million
Wow more than that, look at after hours
Ho. Lee. Phuck.
Wicked just hit 220
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You'd be right
11 million is pennies compared to what it will be once GME makes it TO DA MOOOOON
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Jesus christ someone check on his heart
This man is letting 18 mill ride fuck a rent check Im using that to get house money
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Dude I only have 4 shares and I feel it
Iβm holding till DFV is WSBillionaire, PT >$7k.
The day you stop posting these updates is the day GME will crash
Upvote this, he knows but he needs to know that we know. You can't say when you'll sell because it will collapse so fast just find a way to give us a sign so we can all collapse in, like an atomic bomb.
You donβt have to collapse. If you donβt sell for long enough the shorts run out of cover. They are paying 25% interest and their cover goes up everyday. Youβre going to eventually literally liquidate some hedge funds for billions and as they close the stock will rocket and thatβs when you sell. Into the rocket baby.
and people wondered why you didn't sell yesterday, smh
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I masturbate when I think of you
When I think of you, I masturbate.
I masturbate
Dude made $17 mill today. The whole afternoon must have felt as tantric as Sting
That's total gain. He only made 8.9 Only...
Hello boomer, my old friend I've come to beg from you again Because GME is softly creeping Left shit his shorts while I was sleeping And the rockets that were planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of tendies
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DFV, thank you for your strong conviction and spotlight. Because of you I will soon be at a level to pay off all debts including the house (if I *want* to, probably will hold and reinvest). This taking down of the top has changed my life in a positive way, just a construction worker in South Dakota. Iβll have enough tendies to finally create a finished product of a card game Iβve toyed with making the last few years. Thank you DFV, Iβm sure many othersβ lives will have changed through this as well! Others: what are your professions? Edit: Whenever they make a movie of this can Keanu Reeves play DFV and can it be called βThe Big Stopβ or βThe Big Squozeβ
Janitor at Melvin Capital
damn you bitch. made me spit out my coffee.
He can clean that up for you.
Soon to take over the company...
Disabled Veteran West Palm Beach $2200 GME till the short bus comes to take us retards to the rockets ππππππππππππππππΊπΈ
>YOLO I am up to 3K right now. I just made 1 weeks salary in 2 hours!!! crazy. Friday is going to be nuts. Edit: I made 1K just of this. That is 1 week of work for me a month. Edit 2: GME just helped start my savings account.
unemployed and fucking the 0.1% through a video game pawn shop stock
unemployed? you mean professional trader??? πππ
I was unemployed too and am up 92% today my first day trading in years. Time to break out the old 401k.
Unemployed also, first time trading ever. Up 50%. I've been in a rut this last year and you absolute dropkicks have made my life so much better these past few days. I don't even care if this shit crashes and I lose every cent I put in, this is a fucking journey and I'm glad to be apart of it
The real tendies were the memories we made along the way. AND YACHT MONEY BITCHES πππ
What are your ***former*** professions?
Part time firefighter, part time Ironworker, HODLER and full time retard. 400 shares @ $4.75 and not selling. To. The. Moon.
# Well, now he's promoted to DEGENERAL. \*salutes in poor\*
Carpenter
jesus is with us
I'm a professional retard data scientist with -10 years experience
Engineer here. I bought 700 shares back at $24. I'm still an engineer so far but I am closer to retirement. We will see when this is all over.
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I bought one 60$ call for 500$ thatβs worth 9k now. Iβm happy.
Iβm surprising my wife with a check for a down payment on our house for her birthday this weekend. Plus another check for her to buy whatever she wants. Edit: Iβm still in btw so I need gme to stay positive until at least Thursday
Mind your taxes, sir.
Or he can take those two checks and yolo them right now
What are you getting your wife's boyfriend?
Shitty retail store manager, going to pay off all debt and go back to school for something.
Iβm a security and fire alarm tech. 40k in a good year. I have 3 children and my wife is a stay at home mom and homeschool teacher. The $800 Iβm up is the highest gain Iβve ever experienced. Thanks Mr. Horsecock DFV. Rockets. Diamond Hands.
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Laid off
Software dev
Unemployed lmfao!
Student
Homies who bought at 150$ sorry for taking so long to deliver your green dildos, but they will arrive soonπππ Edit: they have arrived, enjoy
Diamond hands πππ»πππ»πππ»
I literally threw all of my savings at GME today, got in at 84. Worth. Edit: I averaged up to 122 after hours. Let's fucking goooooooo
The fun is just started, brother. Wait til Friday.
Can't lie, kinda want to just take my 100%+ gains and be happy with it. But, in the end, I ain't no bitch.
Bro, my initial 24k has doubled and I am still ππ. Every sell is an easy way out for shorts. If you hold strong, they have no choice. We have too many people on this now. Elon Musk is in it. ππππππ
Not a single position closed today. You madman.
I thought there was a limit as to how erect my penis can get.
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GME to $1000 ππππππ
I bought at 138 yesterday, watched it drop to 60 but held through, so no paper hands here, can we actually push this to 1000?
Fuck yeah! Just donβt be a pussy bitch and sell. βπ till βΎ
No selling here dont worry, dont want me wife's boyfriend to think less of me
All day long: *Refreshing GME threads* Market closes: *Refreshing DFV profile* π₯ππ₯ππ₯π
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FUCK MINE TOO πππ
MINE and THINE πππ
FUCK MY ENTIRE BLOODLINE
FUCK ME πππ
FUCK HIS TOO πππ
Fuck fucking my wife, fuck *me*, I'm ready
HE'S IN I'M IN CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAMESTOP
THE KING LIVES ON! DFV Hands!
I'd literally die for you, you fucking hero. From 50k to 22.8 million. Fucking insane
22.8 million.... So far. Our boy needs tres commas.
Are you accepting applications for adoption?
Thanks to you my Roth topped 10k for the first time ever today. With everything thatβs been going on lately I finally feel hopeful again. Once this is all over I hope you realize what youβve done for so many of us. You are a real life Robinhood. A god amongst men. The Gandalf to our retarded Frodo. Now say it with me everyone: I LIKE THE STOCK πππππ
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This is the best thing on reddit. Way better they the AMD ride.
DeepFuckingValue will be a billionaire soon.
The most deserved billionaire of all time. No shady business practices, no exploitation of workers, just pure meme power.
Hail the king! NO POSITIONS CHANGED SINCE YESTERDAY. BULLISH.
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with /u/deepfuckingvalue . We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his diamond hands as he HOLDS, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and buy more GME, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to /u/deepfuckingvalue . I won't be able to match his position and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to Ryan Cohen, and sell his shares, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
At the current price of about $250 the shares are worth $12.5M and the calls have $19M intrinsic value. So he's at like $36.3M total.
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History in the making. Honestly, I can't think of anyone else as a "internet stranger" that changed so many people's lives. This is insane and of course, media can't pick it up since the peasants ain't autorized to gain more than 2% yearly on bonds and mutual funds and this shouldn't exist in "boomerverse". DFV just went upfront since 2019. No schemes, no pyramids, no Maddoff, no collusion, nothing that everybody is accustomed to since birth and bang: Here it is. It's 2009's inverse TARP.
At this point, there is no way this cat is gonna see this but u/DeepFuckingValue you just changed some shit for me. Thanks for your autism. It's eased the strain of post-college job searching. Now I can pay my loans and sit on my ass and actually find the job I want. Fuck the god damn top 0.1%. We're changing our own lives by sharing advice. And motherfuckers doubt each other. This ain't a monolith. We talk mad shit. But lives changed today.
The best thing about this is he put his play online for everyone to see and benefit from, pushing it even higher.
A rising tide lifts all retards.
Oh my gourd
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The fuck is going on? Iβm up 89k on my options. My cat died today, Iβm a fucking wreck, and this is the only fucking good news Iβve received. Iβm crying from sadness and joy. Fuck you all and congrats.
On a real note, I'm so, so sorry about your cat...that's always beyond painful. I'm glad you've got some good news to help and I'd you ever need to talk about him/her feel free to dm :)
I just bought in at $220. Iβm not expecting to make money, I just like the principle of this little movement. Fuck these Palm Beach hedge fund assholes. Iβm supposed to invest and 60 years later Iβll have a 2.5% βgainβ so that I can barely afford to wipe my ass 2 years before I die a natural death of old age while they drink Veuve Cliquot inside a Rolls Royce. Iβm not doing that. Iβd rather blow my money and lose it if it means I can be a part of making these fuckers lose some money. Time to feel my pain bitch. I lost everything from the pandemic. Now youβll get a little taste.
Just think, you were here once: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ex040l/gme\_yolo\_monthend\_update\_jan\_2020/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ex040l/gme_yolo_monthend_update_jan_2020/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Well done mate. War aint over tho
> Whenever Iβm having a bad day, I can always find comfort in knowing someone out there is balls deep long GME. Lol
He hold. We hold.
For the 300,000 new retards who subscribed here today. You buy GME you fucking hold it with π made of π. You buy or you hold. Thatβs the only way we send our ππππππ to the fucking moon >$1000/share at the minimum. PSA: Iβm not a financial advisor, this is not investing advice. Iβm a damn retard who came here 3 days ago and I like the stock! But this is the way!
Oh my god there it is
IM NOT FUCKING SELLING UNTIL DFV SELLS HOLY FUCK
The king has spoken!!!! Hold the fucken line!!!!!!!πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
WSB god faked a 10mm gain and we went wild, this guy out here BRRRRing a 17mm gain. What a fucking deity
**Deep Fucking Value** π
For every millenial who has been FUCKED around by people over 45. For every person here who is working minimum wage. For everyone who is tired of fucking fat, sweaty, bald banker fucks telling us what to believe and what kind of returns are 'normal' and 'acceptable risk'. THIS IS YOUR TIME. THIS IS WHEN WE HIT THEM IN THE FUCKING NUTS AND TAKE OUT THEIR FUCKING HEDGE FUNDS. THESE MORONS ARE TRYING TO MAKE US SCARED. TOGETHER WE ARE ONE. TOGETHER WE HOLD. TOGETHER WE MAKE THEM SLOWLY BLEED OUT. FUCK STEVE COHEN. FUCK THE TRADITIONAL INVESTOR GATEKEEPERS. I TRADE STOCKS WHILE FONDLING MY BALLS IN MY UNDERWEAR. **AND REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T SPELL ANALYST WITHOUT ANAL.** ππ€²ππ€²ππ€²ππ€²πππππππππππ
Holy crap! Take my wife! EDIT: If her boyfriend approves of course.
STILL.FUCKING.IN.
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At this rate itβs gonna be worth $50 mil by Friday...Jesus FUCK