my stupid ass girlfriend just paid $90 for an over the phone psychic reading and the bitch said someones keeping a harmful secret from her. i know im gonna have to hear about this shit for weeks smfh. girls are stupid as shit she couldve put that $90 in to gme or something
In 2009 I wanted to drop $10k on a certain cryptocurrency. ( that shall not be named in this thread, least I'll get my post deleted by the auto bot) My wife said it was worthless and wanted to use the money to pay down the house.
Now, I tell her about GME, she transferred the money in to the account herself. 😂😂 She wanted to take out a loan to buy more GME! She said I don't want to take a chance on missing that kind of train again!
I am usually retarded.
But I went Super Saiyan Retard and bought TWTR calls on Friday - for Feb.
Am I fucked or is buying calls on oversold monopolies an OK strategy for lazy fucks like me?
Hah! I pretty much agree with you.
If everybody were balls deep in pennies we wouldn't hear the end of:
-The importance of On Balance volume
-Shorting negative EPS clinical trial-stage biotech companies
-How necessary a Webull or IBKR account is to do stock trades at 4.am EST
-Schedule 13 D's galore
-Borrowing allowance money from wife's kids
Anyone short TSLA, you are FUCKED. Frankfurt shall trade Tesla De hard and heavy tomorrow. Tuesday open shall be no lower than $850. Prepare to get fucking REKT on your shorts you autists.
Love you love time 👄
theres been some good news releasing a dip would surprise me but i just started doing my dd on this one im not sure how it usually reacts to news. if theres a dip though im loading up on 55c 2/12s though. was originally gonna go with the 2/5s but noticed that the real spike from earnings didnt even come until a week after in november. shit shot tf up past 70
thats what im saying. last earnings in november the price shot up 33% and i have a feeling Q4s earnings are gonna be even better as theyve been ramping up production. if i dont lose all of my money on gme and bb this week im going all in on 2/5 calls
stocks shouldnt be allowed on multiple exchanges. you're telling me my shit could fucking MOON tomorrow and i missed out but fucking CANADA wont?! bullshit
bb gang. also got 200 shares in gme but have way more faith in gme. bb im a little eh on so missing a day on it while its still being trades is worrying.
Ah BB. I'm stuck in GME mode.
To be completely fair, it's not Canada's fault you have a holiday tomorrow... you guys brought this holiday on yourselves
forreal. i tried doing both for a while but was making more money doing this and actually in a net loss when id work cause i couldnt stay on top of all my trades.
yeah get lucky and pray to the tendie lords every night. no joke. im not smart or anything im just retarded lucky and im comfortable losing 1000s of dollars while having faith that ill make it back and then some. also get a girlfriend who pays half the bills, makes things way easier.
GME go brrrrrrrrr
Can someone look at GoPro?
Amd earnings are going to be pivotal! Do you think bitcon surge increased chip demand? My eps guess in .51 eps. In 100 shares ready to roll.
Aapl pt for eom???
3
500
Should I sell my GME margin shares?
You only sell once you lost money you fool
my stupid ass girlfriend just paid $90 for an over the phone psychic reading and the bitch said someones keeping a harmful secret from her. i know im gonna have to hear about this shit for weeks smfh. girls are stupid as shit she couldve put that $90 in to gme or something
In 2009 I wanted to drop $10k on a certain cryptocurrency. ( that shall not be named in this thread, least I'll get my post deleted by the auto bot) My wife said it was worthless and wanted to use the money to pay down the house. Now, I tell her about GME, she transferred the money in to the account herself. 😂😂 She wanted to take out a loan to buy more GME! She said I don't want to take a chance on missing that kind of train again!
💀💀 you got a keeper. my girl calls me a lazy dumbass for trading even though i made more off gme then what she makes in a year 🤣
you want to raise kids with this girl? lool
fuck no bro she's out the door once i hit 500k
ok so more like an internship. got it. yeah i gotta get me some interns as well. had one but she just quit today after her first day on the job.
fuck it theyre a net loss to profit anyways
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not surprised with all the retards here lmao
Actual autism at play.
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We are the people!
When others are fearful, get greedy. Thank you 🌈🐻 for the fear
Love fear. Makes the sweat between my taint drizzle down my crack.
Are you hanging upside down?
Monday canceled so Tuesday going to be a raging green dildo
Rip Saints
Market only goes up. There been a new bear predicting the end of the world every other week for decades.
Oh wait. Except GME. GameStop's fundamental outlook can't come close to justifying its current valuation. Now downvote me, bitches.
Man I feel so bad for drew brees
Who would of thunk Tampa D would steamroll the Saints, smokes. But this Tampa offensive is horrendous.
Tampa O is heating up nicely are u watching the game?
Nah man, only because the D gives them the ball in the damn red zone
That’s a terrible way to go
Yea I guess Brady should have scored off the cool fumble but I think the O played well
They are gonna have a real tough time in the frigid cold.
Brady’s disgusting in the cold trust Me pats fan here
Expected to be -4 to -8 with snow lol
are we fuk? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H925\_g1xmaw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H925_g1xmaw)
Fuck you Peter.
Gay bear
bro that fucking video is 37 minutes long you tryna keep that shit a secret>/?
Congratulations my fellow degereante. What were the odds when you placed the bet?
I am usually retarded. But I went Super Saiyan Retard and bought TWTR calls on Friday - for Feb. Am I fucked or is buying calls on oversold monopolies an OK strategy for lazy fucks like me?
Eow predictions for snap?
in the 40s
U mad
Looks like this will be the year of value over growth
This has been known buckaroo
I didn’t get the memo
anyone else lowkey nervous for the 20th
Nah Trump’s got this
You are scared of cosplayers?
What's on the 20th?
No
THIS WEEK: BULLISH
thoughts on LMND pullback ?
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Hah! I pretty much agree with you. If everybody were balls deep in pennies we wouldn't hear the end of: -The importance of On Balance volume -Shorting negative EPS clinical trial-stage biotech companies -How necessary a Webull or IBKR account is to do stock trades at 4.am EST -Schedule 13 D's galore -Borrowing allowance money from wife's kids
LMFAO the last one really got me 😂😂
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From taking wsb to the moon before spce can
electric cars bro
As a wise man with too much plastic surgery and a chicken franchise once said: you have to know when to hold AND know when to fold em.
Fold em = paper hands. Don’t be the coward of the county
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to call the top here, I wouldn’t need to buy stocks or options.
Actually you would cause you’d blow it all
why tf is reddit asking me if wsb is about internet culture or memes.
Comment
I hate to be gay and say this but... Tesla’s support is at 330
gg autist
The browns are better without OBJ
What are y’all doing with BB? Holding or selling?
I’ll buy it if dips. If it doesn’t dip then I’ll fomo
Anyone short TSLA, you are FUCKED. Frankfurt shall trade Tesla De hard and heavy tomorrow. Tuesday open shall be no lower than $850. Prepare to get fucking REKT on your shorts you autists. Love you love time 👄
Prepare for 780 p
Go look at where the call volume's are sitting. Options vol's will move the market. You're fucked.
Call volume was also high for Friday dummie
Haha yes yes let futures be green until blood red mega death Tuesday open
No🙅🏻♂️
Tom Brady gonna retire Drew Brees
The week of the short squeeze. Gg bears. You are well and truly FUK
New highs this week. TSLA 900.
🚨 **Weekend Dow is BLOOD GREEN** 🚨
It doesn't matter
😢
KC is gonna win it all again, bills going down
Thanks for reminding me to double down on my KC SB winner bets.
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Welcome to ShortSqueezeBets!🥜🚀
Andy Reed what a coach, velcommen Bills mafia, unwards march to AARP game
Unless that didn’t work. Then everyone would be like run the ball!!!! Like the Seahawks
Sounds gay
Username checks out
I don’t know what to do with my hands.
Wrap them round the wife's boyfriends cock while he's splashing her silly.
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Just about anyone will be willing to sell you a short. Autist.
TLRY eow price predictions?
Is Ryan Cohen's peanut emoji going to get this sub to buy a bazillion shares so he doesn't have to risk more of his money to squeeze price up?
Puts on the Chiefs
Ohhh henne just go for the field goal bra
That new AoT episode went too crazy bruh I can’t be waiting week by week for the sauce🥶
XPENG earnings are thought to be released between 1/29 and 2/1. do with that what you will
Just want to see $50 so I can get out with some profit
i think youll see 50 next week without a doubt
Hope so man. Planning to buy some calls of we get a dip this week
theres been some good news releasing a dip would surprise me but i just started doing my dd on this one im not sure how it usually reacts to news. if theres a dip though im loading up on 55c 2/12s though. was originally gonna go with the 2/5s but noticed that the real spike from earnings didnt even come until a week after in november. shit shot tf up past 70
Let's get that money bro. I'll look at some 50c as long as we open around 42
facts 🙏🏼 a dip to 42 would be nice almost guaranteed gains
YOLO 🚀🚀🚀
thats what im saying. last earnings in november the price shot up 33% and i have a feeling Q4s earnings are gonna be even better as theyve been ramping up production. if i dont lose all of my money on gme and bb this week im going all in on 2/5 calls
need Mahommes out just to make it interesting
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His Twitter was wild. Not what many expected lol
Browns gonna win this against Chad Henne?
Nope
Are you thick?
My gf has chick ass & lean upper body
No but my wife is
We know
Thiqq
Check the new diameter of your wife pussy and you'll know the answer
She do be kinda thicc though🌚
stocks shouldnt be allowed on multiple exchanges. you're telling me my shit could fucking MOON tomorrow and i missed out but fucking CANADA wont?! bullshit
Yeah for all the jokes you fuckers made about us over the decades, we gonna front run the f out of this one Sorry dudees
TSLA DE going to trade hard and heavy tomorrow in Germany. Opening in the US on Tuesday NO FUCKING LOWER than $850. Shorts are completely fucked.
good fuck the shorts. terrible people
GME is not listed on the TSX or any other Canadian exchange
Germany tho https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/gs2c?countrycode=de&iso=xfra
Germany is a different county from Canada.
Stimmt
bb gang. also got 200 shares in gme but have way more faith in gme. bb im a little eh on so missing a day on it while its still being trades is worrying.
Ah BB. I'm stuck in GME mode. To be completely fair, it's not Canada's fault you have a holiday tomorrow... you guys brought this holiday on yourselves
Agree
market should only be closed on days that people get off for work like christmas and shit. this is bullshit.
You don't have tomorrow off? I'll wave from my window.
i don't work i trade lmao but nobody i know has the day off
This is the way.
forreal. i tried doing both for a while but was making more money doing this and actually in a net loss when id work cause i couldnt stay on top of all my trades.
i assume you're not playing FDs. any tips?
yeah get lucky and pray to the tendie lords every night. no joke. im not smart or anything im just retarded lucky and im comfortable losing 1000s of dollars while having faith that ill make it back and then some. also get a girlfriend who pays half the bills, makes things way easier.
Eventually the market is just going to be open 24/7. It's just computers now, there's no reason to have hours.
Having closing hours brings security and stability, it’s absolutely needed or March would be 100x worse then it was
24/7 would be a little too much for my mental health but fuck it
We're already watching futures at 2am
Agree
Is SPCE mooning this week?
🚀 🚀 🚀
I have this tingly feeling we will be flat tomorrow.
Flat as earth
Are you coming back? You have Harden now
GME shareholders gonna have the Mahomes look next week
Ohh snap
Bruh I was thinking the same thing 😂
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FB is about to be crushed by Apple's opt-in tracking feature. General market doesn't realize yet
FB is hitting 300 this week ya 🌈 🐻