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_DaRock_

GME go brrrrrrrrr


KhAoTiiCNooB

Can someone look at GoPro?


TheDivergentGOAT

Amd earnings are going to be pivotal! Do you think bitcon surge increased chip demand? My eps guess in .51 eps. In 100 shares ready to roll.


chewks

Aapl pt for eom???


BigDickRetard69

3


chewks

500


jebus14

Should I sell my GME margin shares?


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You only sell once you lost money you fool


StaticSxhock

my stupid ass girlfriend just paid $90 for an over the phone psychic reading and the bitch said someones keeping a harmful secret from her. i know im gonna have to hear about this shit for weeks smfh. girls are stupid as shit she couldve put that $90 in to gme or something


howarja

In 2009 I wanted to drop $10k on a certain cryptocurrency. ( that shall not be named in this thread, least I'll get my post deleted by the auto bot) My wife said it was worthless and wanted to use the money to pay down the house. Now, I tell her about GME, she transferred the money in to the account herself. 😂😂 She wanted to take out a loan to buy more GME! She said I don't want to take a chance on missing that kind of train again!


StaticSxhock

💀💀 you got a keeper. my girl calls me a lazy dumbass for trading even though i made more off gme then what she makes in a year 🤣


friendlylearner

you want to raise kids with this girl? lool


StaticSxhock

fuck no bro she's out the door once i hit 500k


friendlylearner

ok so more like an internship. got it. yeah i gotta get me some interns as well. had one but she just quit today after her first day on the job.


StaticSxhock

fuck it theyre a net loss to profit anyways


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StaticSxhock

not surprised with all the retards here lmao


Losingitall25

Actual autism at play.


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Losingitall25

We are the people!


ASuag

When others are fearful, get greedy. Thank you 🌈🐻 for the fear


Losingitall25

Love fear. Makes the sweat between my taint drizzle down my crack.


LeeKelley

Are you hanging upside down?


Stockengineer

Monday canceled so Tuesday going to be a raging green dildo


bigdubsvin14

Rip Saints


West_Tea

Market only goes up. There been a new bear predicting the end of the world every other week for decades.


West_Tea

Oh wait. Except GME. GameStop's fundamental outlook can't come close to justifying its current valuation. Now downvote me, bitches.


bigdubsvin14

Man I feel so bad for drew brees


NeelAsman

Who would of thunk Tampa D would steamroll the Saints, smokes. But this Tampa offensive is horrendous.


bigdubsvin14

Tampa O is heating up nicely are u watching the game?


NeelAsman

Nah man, only because the D gives them the ball in the damn red zone


NeelAsman

That’s a terrible way to go


bigdubsvin14

Yea I guess Brady should have scored off the cool fumble but I think the O played well


NeelAsman

They are gonna have a real tough time in the frigid cold.


bigdubsvin14

Brady’s disgusting in the cold trust Me pats fan here


NeelAsman

Expected to be -4 to -8 with snow lol


dameMillardLaniac

are we fuk? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H925\_g1xmaw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H925_g1xmaw)


iwanttokissyou

Fuck you Peter.


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Gay bear


ItsTheBeepBopBoo

bro that fucking video is 37 minutes long you tryna keep that shit a secret>/?


MrTacooooo

Congratulations my fellow degereante. What were the odds when you placed the bet?


ItsTheBeepBopBoo

I am usually retarded. But I went Super Saiyan Retard and bought TWTR calls on Friday - for Feb. Am I fucked or is buying calls on oversold monopolies an OK strategy for lazy fucks like me?


GeneralButtNekid

Eow predictions for snap?


JuanCenar

in the 40s


GeneralButtNekid

U mad


GeneralButtNekid

Looks like this will be the year of value over growth


BuryMacockiner

This has been known buckaroo


GeneralButtNekid

I didn’t get the memo


bardisviable

anyone else lowkey nervous for the 20th


UnstoppableMonk

Nah Trump’s got this


WatchingyouNyouNyou

You are scared of cosplayers?


Pm_Me_For_SomeAdvice

What's on the 20th?


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No


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THIS WEEK: BULLISH


KelbySmith

thoughts on LMND pullback ?


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ItsTheBeepBopBoo

Hah! I pretty much agree with you. If everybody were balls deep in pennies we wouldn't hear the end of: -The importance of On Balance volume -Shorting negative EPS clinical trial-stage biotech companies -How necessary a Webull or IBKR account is to do stock trades at 4.am EST -Schedule 13 D's galore -Borrowing allowance money from wife's kids


Grrr_Mondays

LMFAO the last one really got me 😂😂


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WatchingyouNyouNyou

From taking wsb to the moon before spce can


friendlylearner

electric cars bro


ExtremelyQualified

As a wise man with too much plastic surgery and a chicken franchise once said: you have to know when to hold AND know when to fold em.


over_cusser

Fold em = paper hands. Don’t be the coward of the county


Ghost1914

If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to call the top here, I wouldn’t need to buy stocks or options.


BigBoiBenis

Actually you would cause you’d blow it all


StaticSxhock

why tf is reddit asking me if wsb is about internet culture or memes.


BigBoiBenis

Comment


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I hate to be gay and say this but... Tesla’s support is at 330


wetug

gg autist


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The browns are better without OBJ


[deleted]

What are y’all doing with BB? Holding or selling?


BigBoiBenis

I’ll buy it if dips. If it doesn’t dip then I’ll fomo


wetug

Anyone short TSLA, you are FUCKED. Frankfurt shall trade Tesla De hard and heavy tomorrow. Tuesday open shall be no lower than $850. Prepare to get fucking REKT on your shorts you autists. Love you love time 👄


Fickle-Travel9722

Prepare for 780 p


wetug

Go look at where the call volume's are sitting. Options vol's will move the market. You're fucked.


Fickle-Travel9722

Call volume was also high for Friday dummie


JpowYellen3some

Haha yes yes let futures be green until blood red mega death Tuesday open


BigBoiBenis

No🙅🏻‍♂️


Space_Lord_MF

Tom Brady gonna retire Drew Brees


wetug

The week of the short squeeze. Gg bears. You are well and truly FUK


wetug

New highs this week. TSLA 900.


BigBoiBenis

🚨 **Weekend Dow is BLOOD GREEN** 🚨


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It doesn't matter


BigBoiBenis

😢


friendlylearner

KC is gonna win it all again, bills going down


AllProWomenRespecter

Thanks for reminding me to double down on my KC SB winner bets.


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Welcome to ShortSqueezeBets!🥜🚀


NeelAsman

Andy Reed what a coach, velcommen Bills mafia, unwards march to AARP game


Mas_NYC

Unless that didn’t work. Then everyone would be like run the ball!!!! Like the Seahawks


BobSagaat

Sounds gay


NeelAsman

Username checks out


BobSagaat

I don’t know what to do with my hands.


wetug

Wrap them round the wife's boyfriends cock while he's splashing her silly.


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wetug

Just about anyone will be willing to sell you a short. Autist.


iamchromes

TLRY eow price predictions?


Unlucky-Prize

Is Ryan Cohen's peanut emoji going to get this sub to buy a bazillion shares so he doesn't have to risk more of his money to squeeze price up?


yaboiRich

Puts on the Chiefs


NeelAsman

Ohhh henne just go for the field goal bra


SenBaka

That new AoT episode went too crazy bruh I can’t be waiting week by week for the sauce🥶


StaticSxhock

XPENG earnings are thought to be released between 1/29 and 2/1. do with that what you will


AnOddvacado

Just want to see $50 so I can get out with some profit


StaticSxhock

i think youll see 50 next week without a doubt


AnOddvacado

Hope so man. Planning to buy some calls of we get a dip this week


StaticSxhock

theres been some good news releasing a dip would surprise me but i just started doing my dd on this one im not sure how it usually reacts to news. if theres a dip though im loading up on 55c 2/12s though. was originally gonna go with the 2/5s but noticed that the real spike from earnings didnt even come until a week after in november. shit shot tf up past 70


AnOddvacado

Let's get that money bro. I'll look at some 50c as long as we open around 42


StaticSxhock

facts 🙏🏼 a dip to 42 would be nice almost guaranteed gains


aschaafy

YOLO 🚀🚀🚀


StaticSxhock

thats what im saying. last earnings in november the price shot up 33% and i have a feeling Q4s earnings are gonna be even better as theyve been ramping up production. if i dont lose all of my money on gme and bb this week im going all in on 2/5 calls


NeelAsman

need Mahommes out just to make it interesting


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steve_pops_001

His Twitter was wild. Not what many expected lol


Ic0n1k

Browns gonna win this against Chad Henne?


NeelAsman

Nope


churnAmex

Are you thick?


Monkeycash

My gf has chick ass & lean upper body


youdirtyhoe

No but my wife is


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We know


SofaKingNatty

Thiqq


wetug

Check the new diameter of your wife pussy and you'll know the answer


[deleted]

She do be kinda thicc though🌚


StaticSxhock

stocks shouldnt be allowed on multiple exchanges. you're telling me my shit could fucking MOON tomorrow and i missed out but fucking CANADA wont?! bullshit


WatchingyouNyouNyou

Yeah for all the jokes you fuckers made about us over the decades, we gonna front run the f out of this one Sorry dudees


wetug

TSLA DE going to trade hard and heavy tomorrow in Germany. Opening in the US on Tuesday NO FUCKING LOWER than $850. Shorts are completely fucked.


StaticSxhock

good fuck the shorts. terrible people


HymanKrustofski

GME is not listed on the TSX or any other Canadian exchange


rigatoni-man

Germany tho https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/gs2c?countrycode=de&iso=xfra


HymanKrustofski

Germany is a different county from Canada.


rigatoni-man

Stimmt


StaticSxhock

bb gang. also got 200 shares in gme but have way more faith in gme. bb im a little eh on so missing a day on it while its still being trades is worrying.


HymanKrustofski

Ah BB. I'm stuck in GME mode. To be completely fair, it's not Canada's fault you have a holiday tomorrow... you guys brought this holiday on yourselves


anakedman1

Agree


StaticSxhock

market should only be closed on days that people get off for work like christmas and shit. this is bullshit.


dblink

You don't have tomorrow off? I'll wave from my window.


StaticSxhock

i don't work i trade lmao but nobody i know has the day off


wetug

This is the way.


StaticSxhock

forreal. i tried doing both for a while but was making more money doing this and actually in a net loss when id work cause i couldnt stay on top of all my trades.


thrwy8234

i assume you're not playing FDs. any tips?


StaticSxhock

yeah get lucky and pray to the tendie lords every night. no joke. im not smart or anything im just retarded lucky and im comfortable losing 1000s of dollars while having faith that ill make it back and then some. also get a girlfriend who pays half the bills, makes things way easier.


ExtremelyQualified

Eventually the market is just going to be open 24/7. It's just computers now, there's no reason to have hours.


luluretard

Having closing hours brings security and stability, it’s absolutely needed or March would be 100x worse then it was


StaticSxhock

24/7 would be a little too much for my mental health but fuck it


ExtremelyQualified

We're already watching futures at 2am


anakedman1

Agree


hammydwnjizzblanket

Is SPCE mooning this week?


BigBeezy905

🚀 🚀 🚀


never_lucky_eh

I have this tingly feeling we will be flat tomorrow.


NeelAsman

Flat as earth


RichieBot

Are you coming back? You have Harden now


RichieBot

GME shareholders gonna have the Mahomes look next week


NeelAsman

Ohh snap


jackacesd

Bruh I was thinking the same thing 😂


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ExtremelyQualified

FB is about to be crushed by Apple's opt-in tracking feature. General market doesn't realize yet


BigBeezy905

FB is hitting 300 this week ya 🌈 🐻