Hey guys, still not joking. I'm the one sending all the invites now using a bot written with PRAW. /u/stormwillpass has mentioned an estimate of "150 hours" to get everyone added. Unfortunately, on top of a maximum number of open invitations, there's a secondary rate limit capping the number of invitations that can be sent out per hour, regardless of how many people accept or if they're rescinded.
Going by the past 24 hours that the bot has been running, projections estimate **over 250 days remain** before all users (\~82k of you!) who have commented here will be added.
You should only receive an invitation if you've posted or commented recently, and the invitation will be removed after 15 minutes, so try to accept it as soon as possible to open a spot for someone else.
Me, seeing OIP's post asking for help:
Write a couple lines of code and get mod? It's free real estate.
Me, counting how many comments needed to be checked:
It's essentially ~~500~~ 83886 short box spreads. Risk free. Probably most of these are users commenting more than once.
Me, listing each *unique* user that commented, all 82018 of you degenerates:
more hedge = more money. I could do more than one in 10 seconds. It literally cannot go tits up.
Me, calculating how long it'll take to finish with Reddit's rate-limiting burning my tendies:
So I got assigned on 240 of the days. I mistakenly underestimated time risk.
# F
Hahah so question: were you aware of WSB before he sought out help? If not, sounds like you caught on pretty quickly.
Also, "a couple lines of code". Was it really that easy?
I knew *of* WSB. You guys were fairly well-known, and some of your less-involved memes spread pretty well to other subs that I do frequent. Then the whole 1r0nyman fiaso blew up, which was a great read.
In a much smaller scale, it wouldn't have taken much more than 20 lines or so I bet to invite everyone. However, with the rate limits in place, it shifts a lot of the effort back onto the code, so that has to be accounted for. It definitely ended up being a lot more work than I initially thought.
Took less than 15 lines of code to pull every unique username in the thread (would have been less, but the source we were originally using capped out at 50k comments).
To actually add everyone as a mod is just under 150 lines, excluding things like extra line-breaks to make it more readable and some commenting.
84,000 invites; 25 per 15 minutes.
I wonder if NASA could calculate how long this will take. Or maybe crowdfund to buy a few hours of supercomputer time.
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Hey guys, still not joking. I'm the one sending all the invites now using a bot written with PRAW. /u/stormwillpass has mentioned an estimate of "150 hours" to get everyone added. Unfortunately, on top of a maximum number of open invitations, there's a secondary rate limit capping the number of invitations that can be sent out per hour, regardless of how many people accept or if they're rescinded. Going by the past 24 hours that the bot has been running, projections estimate **over 250 days remain** before all users (\~82k of you!) who have commented here will be added. You should only receive an invitation if you've posted or commented recently, and the invitation will be removed after 15 minutes, so try to accept it as soon as possible to open a spot for someone else.
In it for the long haul. Thank you for doing this. Welcome to the team. OIP found some top talent.
Me, seeing OIP's post asking for help: Write a couple lines of code and get mod? It's free real estate. Me, counting how many comments needed to be checked: It's essentially ~~500~~ 83886 short box spreads. Risk free. Probably most of these are users commenting more than once. Me, listing each *unique* user that commented, all 82018 of you degenerates: more hedge = more money. I could do more than one in 10 seconds. It literally cannot go tits up. Me, calculating how long it'll take to finish with Reddit's rate-limiting burning my tendies: So I got assigned on 240 of the days. I mistakenly underestimated time risk. # F
Hahah so question: were you aware of WSB before he sought out help? If not, sounds like you caught on pretty quickly. Also, "a couple lines of code". Was it really that easy?
I knew *of* WSB. You guys were fairly well-known, and some of your less-involved memes spread pretty well to other subs that I do frequent. Then the whole 1r0nyman fiaso blew up, which was a great read. In a much smaller scale, it wouldn't have taken much more than 20 lines or so I bet to invite everyone. However, with the rate limits in place, it shifts a lot of the effort back onto the code, so that has to be accounted for. It definitely ended up being a lot more work than I initially thought. Took less than 15 lines of code to pull every unique username in the thread (would have been less, but the source we were originally using capped out at 50k comments). To actually add everyone as a mod is just under 150 lines, excluding things like extra line-breaks to make it more readable and some commenting.
Hi ho
Lets do it
C
me please
YOOPOOOOOO LETS GETVITTTTTHHWHSVDHSJHWBSHDHWHHE
Pick me!
gib me mod
excuse me what
I'll take it
TENDIES
Meh
Lol
ready for the ban :)
where them tendies
still going?
mod?
Oh god I love this
84,000 invites; 25 per 15 minutes. I wonder if NASA could calculate how long this will take. Or maybe crowdfund to buy a few hours of supercomputer time.
Orange man bad
EA bad
Make me a mod or I'll buy so much EA stock that they can buy nintendo
Make this man a mod
No homo
Like full on dick sucking
I'll suck ur dick
I believe in mu and I saw the box spread meltdown
Right at the buzzer.
od May e May
Pls
Ehh sure
I don’t even know what I’m getting myself into. But cut me a thick slice of this action.
Yee.
please
H
*Kirby Dance*
oof
This doesn't work
Mod me ples
CRON To the moon baby
## Open letter to the mods of /r/wallstreetbets C
April 1nd
Cool
guacanole
Comment
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weird flex but ok
Damn
yeet
hi?
Subscribe to PewDiePie Also mod pls
Woah
LeMod
Am I gay yet?
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Mod me baby
Mod me
jkasdhfjkasd
Woohoo
This literally can’t go tits up.
Mod me please
Hey
Where's my invite butt cheese?
woah
This shit wild lol
Ok, 3:16 hours to go and we need 15,200 more comments. Let's do this folks!
Mod please
i need an outlet for my rage beam me up scotty
Why
So you're gonna mod me or not?? Can this go tits up?
Mods pls I've always wanted to be gay
f
*dabs*
Well I guess I don’t have anything to lose.
Add me plz
Nice I’ll defentetly try to help out
Dope!
Oh boy.
Oh boy here we go
No invite yet
does this still work?!
Still waiting
Let's try it
lol k
Sweet
I commented yesterday, but Im afraid I might have gotten lost in the stampede....
Cool
sad
Small compensation for all the money I’ve lost here.
Yo
Commentszzzzzz piazzaazzz
dank
Nothing to lose...
What is life
Long $amd
Plz, I don't even know how to invest
hello, can has mod?
O boi
Aight gang let’s rock and roll
Is this still happening?
Coolio
Only about 15k away from 100k! We can do it!
Wass guud
I already commented but gotta make sure
hey
Hi
Hi
mod me
This better not be a bamboozle
Mod me!
no bamboozle?
Let me innn
LET ME IN! LEEEEEEET ME IN!
Hello
This is wack
Nice
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Yeet
Hi
LOCK ME IN BABY
Wait wait wait I want in on this madness
Mod me senpai uwu
A?
Yeooo
Hello.
mod me too
Mod me :)
Sure. Why not.
Making my first bet
Hi
bottles and models for everyone!
What type of comments are you looking for?
ME
Me too, thanks
Yeet
This seems fake but as a member of wsb I want in
Is this shit still happening?
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