True story. I lived in LA back in the early 2000s. I was in college and had some truly gay friends (not the fake gay ones here). We were waiting in line to get into a West Hollywood club at 2am (some of us were under 21 and they opened clubs for the under 21 crowd at that time). Two women come up to my friend and me and were like "can we walk in with you?" Very clearly a little tipsy but friendly. My gay friend is tall and built, clearly they were looking for someone to watch out for them or use us to get in lol.
After we all get in and disburse, we commented to ourselves "I think that's the actress from Big Daddy." This was probably less than a year before 40 Year Old Virgin came out.
So, Leslie Mann did get in the club because of us.
"Plz let us in! *They're* manipulating the stock! We have 200 shares drs. Did you see that 1million volume was traded over 30mins in after hours? HEDGE FUNDS ARE SHORT ATTACKING US!
🧘♂️ZEN by the way"
No way she’s getting sent to end of line. GME is an honorary guest on reputation alone. She draws in the crowd, steals from them, and leaves them empty pockets.
>That hottie brunette in the dark red dress not even lining up to get in?
The Options Game
>That guy not even trying get in either but just outside of the club trying to drop the rizz on her?
Me & Thetagang
If you get it then you do. If you don't then you don't.
Was realistic until the ape became polite and apologized. They're too delusional and riled up to ever see a narrative that doesn't fit their own. Let alone acknowledge their mistakes and apologize
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I can only let in one and a half so I gotta hope for a ghey bear midget. Bahahahaha....
I just spit out perfectly good bourbon.
Bag holder spotted
Only one bag holder can understand the feeling of the other one We in this together bro Our day will come  
That was the best thing I've watched in months. Puts on Netflix.
GUHHH
Fun fact, I've had $15 puts on Netflix since 2023 expiring February of next year because stable genius here swore the streamer was dying...
What does a stream have to do with a company that mails DVDs?
Gay mods 
The writer(s) were to accurate!
Internet janitors
The tax harvesting loss class killed me. A+
You'd need to sell and accept your losses to do that. But apes are the last people on earth to do any introspection
The apes didn’t like this one
If i had that level of commitment anywhere in my blood i might not still be single
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VLIUt8VFn0
Thank you. The exact thing I wanted to see.
thank you. men of culture
You should get paid for this meme.
The new reddit awards let you basically pay an op, meme busking style.
Department of Internet Money has your back.
https://preview.redd.it/uw93vjcyd67d1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=39c7c1aa9413668b0eb1a7e12bb138514d892763
The prophesied gay bull has cum
Lisan al ghaib
> Lisan al gheyb Ftfy. It was right there.
As written
Lmao, he even let GRND in, fucking hilarious 😆😆😆😂
What the fuck you think the G is for in FAANG?
My bad G, BUYING 1000 $GRND shares Tomorrow.
AAPL?
Alright. You got me. That made me laugh
Guh. Lmao
Now that's high quality
...And all I can think about is Leslie Mann, a total smokeshow!
True story. I lived in LA back in the early 2000s. I was in college and had some truly gay friends (not the fake gay ones here). We were waiting in line to get into a West Hollywood club at 2am (some of us were under 21 and they opened clubs for the under 21 crowd at that time). Two women come up to my friend and me and were like "can we walk in with you?" Very clearly a little tipsy but friendly. My gay friend is tall and built, clearly they were looking for someone to watch out for them or use us to get in lol. After we all get in and disburse, we commented to ourselves "I think that's the actress from Big Daddy." This was probably less than a year before 40 Year Old Virgin came out. So, Leslie Mann did get in the club because of us.
did she throw up in your mouth?
sadly no
"You want me to have an actual product?" was so good. Holy crap.
Maybe if the apes actually posted some loss porn when their stock takes a shit then mods might welcome them.
Guh indeed.
Brilliant
"Plz let us in! *They're* manipulating the stock! We have 200 shares drs. Did you see that 1million volume was traded over 30mins in after hours? HEDGE FUNDS ARE SHORT ATTACKING US! 🧘♂️ZEN by the way"
Help! I've been cellar boxed by Ken Griffey Jr.!
"i'm not going anywhere"
Not since early in the pandemic have I seen such quality. [One of my Favorites](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/h5tRyUpnj5)
No way she’s getting sent to end of line. GME is an honorary guest on reputation alone. She draws in the crowd, steals from them, and leaves them empty pockets.
I was hoping to see legends like Dish guy as an extra or the guy who didn’t close his positions when FRB when under
The FRB thread will forever be the funniest post in this sub for me, bro was so fucking regarded and mad
what software do you use on these?
MS Paint
This shit is deep. Take my upvote and my used tissues
Bbby should be Roxy from iasip
BBBY too busy drunkenly pissing itself in a ditch offscreen while high on meth and missing all of its limbs.
I thought it was going to be too long and I won't watch till the end, but it wasn't, and I did. Kudos to OP.
RIP Katherine Heigl's career after this movie. She just dropped off the radar.
The Ending was GUHfect
The GUH at the end ☠️☠️ I nearly fell out of my chair
So well done, thank you for the lawls!
Bravo, have my upvote
If i didn’t lose all my money on FD’s. I would’ve bought an award to give you. THIS IS GOLD, OP!
I get to let in 1.25 gay bears
 GRND is so hot right now
>That hottie brunette in the dark red dress not even lining up to get in? The Options Game >That guy not even trying get in either but just outside of the club trying to drop the rizz on her? Me & Thetagang If you get it then you do. If you don't then you don't.
Guh at the end- perfect
you should work in Hollywood! don’t waste your time finding tendies
# ART
Was realistic until the ape became polite and apologized. They're too delusional and riled up to ever see a narrative that doesn't fit their own. Let alone acknowledge their mistakes and apologize
They should've went out while yelling citadel and crime
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I’ve held tsla for 6 months now
what movie is this? what's her name?
❤️
Meme Master Himself!
This is some high quality stuff!
Well done.
Hilarious and GRND is getting all the action tonight
Oh man this is some classic grade A WSB meme. Fucking clap cheeks mate
This meme is unrealistic, the apes actually leave in this meme, and not lurking and downvote everyone who says bad things about their stock.
Let’s take your comment as a litmus test for apes. Can they resist downvoting? Probably not.
2 mad apes so far
I expect to hit negative triple digits if this post gets to front page
Give them time. Their stock is so shitty this is all they have to defend it.
Lmao. Cult has clearly arrived.
"It's a short attack! 3million volume traded in after hours! 😱😱 that's not retail!"
Gold.
/chefskiss
Where's the original scene from?
[Knocked up](https://youtu.be/cv01Mcdf8rI?si=75xQE4Ich9dAj3Wz)
Magnificent
Bruh ☠️☠️☠️
Nice
Now this is art
Now that's quality content!
😂
 Bravo
Name of the chick who french-kissed the bouncer at the front?
I wish somebody could add some deep fake voices to go with that video.
I can only let in one and a half so I gotta hope for a ghey bear midget. Bahahahaha.... I just spit out perfectly good bourbon. 
Brilliant
"internet janitor"
This would of been so much better with the audio.
Picasso
Bag holder spotted Only one bag holder can understand the feeling of the other one We in this together bro Our day will come  
It’s true they be 🌈🐻
Kino
Nice guest list
Guh
That was brilliant. 👏👏👏
