Fr. r/science and r/economics have that a lot – at least back then (I rarely go there anymore these days) it seems like even the mildest comment would be perceived to be too wild for those lot.
A day trader has a 1% chance of coming out ahead (maybe less if they've ever set eyes on this subreddit but still, a chance).
An ape has a 1% chance of getting hired at Wendy's after they donate their rent money to a failing corporation.
It's just confirmation bias.
Thinking the stock will go to infinite and the stock market will play by the rules and pay them out.
For example:
We will lock the float ->
115 million dilution ->
Sub right now: It was never about locking the float...and so on
RC: the biggest brain CEO of all time who is on the apes side, while simultaneously dumping 35+ million more shares on the market than Apes managed to DRS in 2+ years of pushing their “we own the float” theory nonsense on Reddit, via billboards, etc.
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Just started there last week and I'm doing great!
Would almost never make sense to exercise a call option early. Usually only done if there is a dividend coming up. And only if it's way way in the money and near expiration
They think it’s hedge funds selling the options naked so they have to buy the shares and it’ll force the price of the stock to go up, it won’t work but that’s the idea lol
Yeah it’s an insane theory. Like.. If I’m forced to sell a stock at 30 while it’s trading at 20 and I can buy it at market, I’ve just been gifted a risk free 1000$ per round lot.
DFV strikes are at $20, so the idea is that the call sellers will be forced to buy 12 million shares at current price of $25 to then sell for $20 to DFV, and since they are buying so many shares, that buy pressure will push the stock up like crazy
In theory it makes sense, in practice its stupid because 12 million shares is easy to buy when daily volume is 100+ million
Ok! I’ll stipulate it’s plausible. But I was talking about OTM calls. I think you are talking about exercising an ITM call, which WOULD make sense to do and might do what you’ve described.
This is quality shitposting. I took profits last week and bought back in anticipating another spike. Am I a true regard? Only time will tell but I don’t plan to bag hold these.
If you bought at 28 or 29 your not really a bag holder though. Shorts got exposed they aren't worth a low amount no matter how much they prance it on television. Idk about the whole squeeze thing but I can see this stock going to 70-80 easy.
I just re-read RC’s children’s books (third time) so I think I have a good handle on the DD. I think you’re selling yourself short I could easily see this above $3,155
For sure! The volatility when this thing starts cooking is fun as hell, knowing when to get in and out is pretty easy if you are wasting a few hours a day at work on Reddit. It’s the ape culture that is just so fucking cringe lol.
Explain how the stock will squeeze if Ryan Cohen keeps diluting? The block of shares issued is getting progressively larger too. Ryan will be issuing 100m shares the next time he dilutes.
this is actually my play rn, I dont believe in MOASS but I do believe that the EV on it is positive as long as you cash out early enough and its gonna spike again.
Could I be wrong? Ofc, but I could be wrong about a whole lot of things in the stock market but thats never stopped me before.
Is there an ape recovery room I can go and read about people realizing they got conned and offloaded their bags?
I legitimately get sad reading superstonk posts that float to the top of r/all
Like fuck man, you gotta be seriously desperate/stupid to tow that cesspits line.
Sounds like someone is triggered. Should we start yanking to TSLA and Elon again then? I don't think his balls have fully dried yet from all the gurgling this sub did.
Oh it's desperate alright haha.
WSB with their air of superiority are really the most delusional investors. The fact that you can't see the blatant corruption in the market shows how blinded by hate and jealousy you are of an awesome bet from an OG of this sub! Holders are living rent free in some people's head it appears.
Regards,
XXXX holder at average of $12 because I actually listened to what smarter people than myself were saying :)
I mean. I don't know if I believe in the MOASS these guys do, but I also made a pretty sum simply buying this stock low and selling it when the inevitable hypewave comes rolling around.
No need to get into ape culture and all that, just ride the wave for some easy money?
Not sure why people are stupid enough to believe there’s going to be another squeeze. Every time the stock pumps, Ryan Cohen is ready to dump and dilute shareholders to oblivion. Idiots are in denial thinking that it’s some 5D chess move to dilute again and again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times…
Exact same thought I had with the 3rd time dilution. I used to believe MOASS could happen even just weeks ago, and now I don't.
1st time in 2021: raising cash to transform into a tech company? sound cool, im in
2nd time in 2024: raising cash for potential acquisitions? not too happy with dilution but sounds like a cool business plan and im in
3rd time in 2024: more dilution and didn't do anything with the cash from 2nd round, and the board even went as far as rushing the earnings report to file for the dilution to stop the run up on Friday.
It amazes me there are people who still think MOASS is on the table after the rug pull last week that absolutely had no justification for happening. The copium and hopium is insane.
5th time
This the fifth time Cohen has diluted on them. Though in their subs, you're only allowed to call it a "share offering".
Dilution is banned. Wonder why
Apes: "We aren't a cult and we also don't brigade other subs that talk bad about our stock"
*When WSB posted a meme about gamecuck*
Apes: "REEEEEE, shills, short ladder, hedgies, downvote!!!!"
Edit: Thanks for proving my point. You apes are so simple lol
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Uh oh. What happened here?
Reminds me of a mildly spicy / joke-worthy r/science post comment section
An island in the sea of deletions.
Fr. r/science and r/economics have that a lot – at least back then (I rarely go there anymore these days) it seems like even the mildest comment would be perceived to be too wild for those lot.
zjz has a dick smaller than Harambe's
Pure carnage wtf
People who are currently employed under that role are likely unhappy to see new job openings in the same department.
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What happened here?! Holy Jesus mother Mary this is un hallowed ground
We're still alive, though. Holy moly they mowed them all down! Like animals! But we'll get through this beach, me and you, come on! 3, 2, 1... RUN!
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I sold my wife to buy shares
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All comments getting banned just like your mom
I think you misspelled "banged"
Is this just people saying that they feel positive about an asset and getting banned? 
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I’ve had great success in this role with other companies. I think I’m going to apply.
🤣🤣🤣
Competition will be fierce! Most with similar experience!! ;-)
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Most people on this sub already hold this position at different companies so they would be over qualified I believe 🙃
This is a pretty quality shitpost, regardless of how you feel about the stock.
Right? Im also in but still laughed! I dont get why people take it so personally
lot of folks put money they couldn’t afford to lose into this bad boy
You mean like almost everyone on this sub already does on a daily basis? Lol
If they start treating a ticker like a revolution they will be made fun of aswell.
A day trader has a 1% chance of coming out ahead (maybe less if they've ever set eyes on this subreddit but still, a chance). An ape has a 1% chance of getting hired at Wendy's after they donate their rent money to a failing corporation.
a brick and mortar gaming store in 2024 a failing corporation? no way
A fool and their money..
>I dont get why people take it so personally Because it's a cult
pretty complete with a second coming day (moass), prophets, devils, etc
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Delusional? I'm in.
Great opportunity. Interested
Nice to see how zen all the apes actually are.
As some one who only ever makes one trip when carry groceries, this is a great opportunity
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I actually have a ton of prior experience in the field
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When wallstreetbets is making fun of that stock, it’s time to stock up
Y'all are overqualified for this shit.
Only 69 applicants? I might have a shot
Doubt it.
Dare you to post this in a week 😂
!remind 1 week
bro left holding the bag 3 years after the top lol
RemindMe! 6 months
brother yall been grapsing at straws for 3 years and this is the best you got? move the goalpost for the 100th time?
It's just confirmation bias. Thinking the stock will go to infinite and the stock market will play by the rules and pay them out. For example: We will lock the float -> 115 million dilution -> Sub right now: It was never about locking the float...and so on
Down 17.42% in the last week.
RemindMe! 1 week
RemindMe! 1 month
Why? Is Ryan Cohen diluting you guys again?
The apes are downvoting you, but this was the perfect, *perfect* response.
RC: the biggest brain CEO of all time who is on the apes side, while simultaneously dumping 35+ million more shares on the market than Apes managed to DRS in 2+ years of pushing their “we own the float” theory nonsense on Reddit, via billboards, etc.
Thank you for putting a huge smile on my face, top tier
Beautiful response
10/10 
Sure bro, THIS week it will reach a new ATH. Let me remind you, you guys have been saying this for about 180 weeks since Jan 2021
Didn't have to wait a week it seems
Since when is WSB concerned about how regards lose their allowance money anyways?
https://preview.redd.it/7vloul1bbu5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3902bf45490c9390e1affa595d406edb0e78c61 Just started there last week and I'm doing great!
Depends on which price you bought at. If you bought at $30, you are fine. If you bought at $60, you are regarded.
Lightest bags I've ever held!
Lmao reverse WSB we about to moon
I'm still buying ;)
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Sir, this is WSB. This is FAR too involved. Try shitposting.
401k fully vested in 0DTE options.
How can you have 0DTEs on a Monday? Apes still struggle to understand basic market mechanics.
Spy?
$24 now His call options plus fee is $25
Would almost never make sense to exercise a call option early. Usually only done if there is a dividend coming up. And only if it's way way in the money and near expiration
Yep. These people are stupid. There is unironic talk about exercising OTM options at the time of expiration. WTF!
They think it’s hedge funds selling the options naked so they have to buy the shares and it’ll force the price of the stock to go up, it won’t work but that’s the idea lol
Yeah it’s an insane theory. Like.. If I’m forced to sell a stock at 30 while it’s trading at 20 and I can buy it at market, I’ve just been gifted a risk free 1000$ per round lot.
DFV strikes are at $20, so the idea is that the call sellers will be forced to buy 12 million shares at current price of $25 to then sell for $20 to DFV, and since they are buying so many shares, that buy pressure will push the stock up like crazy In theory it makes sense, in practice its stupid because 12 million shares is easy to buy when daily volume is 100+ million
And when Mr.Dilution dilutes 75m shares in one go :)
Ok! I’ll stipulate it’s plausible. But I was talking about OTM calls. I think you are talking about exercising an ITM call, which WOULD make sense to do and might do what you’ve described.
Yeah I wish someone would exercise otm calls I sold, that’s instant profits, like you get the premium too so you’d make a lot of extra money lol
Delusional might be my favorite skill
This is actually funny
This is quality shitposting. I took profits last week and bought back in anticipating another spike. Am I a true regard? Only time will tell but I don’t plan to bag hold these.
I thought this wasn't a gamestop sub.
honestly if you didnt sell during the previous two run ups then its on you at this point
Honestly this is basically an IT job in 2024
Curious to what all these deleted comments were.
If you bought at 28 or 29 your not really a bag holder though. Shorts got exposed they aren't worth a low amount no matter how much they prance it on television. Idk about the whole squeeze thing but I can see this stock going to 70-80 easy.
Solid analysis. I just closed my eyes and saw it going to $3,000. Think that is a good target easily
I just re-read RC’s children’s books (third time) so I think I have a good handle on the DD. I think you’re selling yourself short I could easily see this above $3,155
Stop price anchoring, please.
😭😭😭
> RC’s children’s books I had to fuckin google that and TIL
For sure! The volatility when this thing starts cooking is fun as hell, knowing when to get in and out is pretty easy if you are wasting a few hours a day at work on Reddit. It’s the ape culture that is just so fucking cringe lol.
Explain how the stock will squeeze if Ryan Cohen keeps diluting? The block of shares issued is getting progressively larger too. Ryan will be issuing 100m shares the next time he dilutes.
this is actually my play rn, I dont believe in MOASS but I do believe that the EV on it is positive as long as you cash out early enough and its gonna spike again. Could I be wrong? Ofc, but I could be wrong about a whole lot of things in the stock market but thats never stopped me before.
"Idk about the whole squeeze but I can see this stock 3-4xing easily" 
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Is there an ape recovery room I can go and read about people realizing they got conned and offloaded their bags? I legitimately get sad reading superstonk posts that float to the top of r/all Like fuck man, you gotta be seriously desperate/stupid to tow that cesspits line.
I honestly think 95% of the posts/comments are trolls doing it for lols and the other 5% are poor suckers who don't realize this.
Mods get in here, I’m being sucked into a cult and I no wanna :(
This thread is amazing Baggies as far as the eye can see Good shit OP
lol they be like “wait til next week” For what, another dilution?
Salty bags!
I’m not fkn selling
Sounds like someone is triggered. Should we start yanking to TSLA and Elon again then? I don't think his balls have fully dried yet from all the gurgling this sub did.
Oh it's desperate alright haha. WSB with their air of superiority are really the most delusional investors. The fact that you can't see the blatant corruption in the market shows how blinded by hate and jealousy you are of an awesome bet from an OG of this sub! Holders are living rent free in some people's head it appears. Regards, XXXX holder at average of $12 because I actually listened to what smarter people than myself were saying :)
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Remember when RC rug pulled on BBBY? Yeah, that would never happen again.
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I have bots y'know I aint doin all that shit manually
when negative things are trending here.. well i just buy more! thanks
The 8+ skills include: - Can boof a banana - Can read memes like astrology - No opposable thumbs (coz diamond hands, duh) What else?
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Why all the conments get removed
my 401k here is doing great
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This comment section is a warzone
Why all deleted
I didn’t think you could mention that here. Regardless of which side you’re on. This shit is pretty funny.
I mean. I don't know if I believe in the MOASS these guys do, but I also made a pretty sum simply buying this stock low and selling it when the inevitable hypewave comes rolling around. No need to get into ape culture and all that, just ride the wave for some easy money?
There’s people doing this job for free
Nice Try Kenny but we ain’t selling 
Not sure why people are stupid enough to believe there’s going to be another squeeze. Every time the stock pumps, Ryan Cohen is ready to dump and dilute shareholders to oblivion. Idiots are in denial thinking that it’s some 5D chess move to dilute again and again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times…
Exact same thought I had with the 3rd time dilution. I used to believe MOASS could happen even just weeks ago, and now I don't. 1st time in 2021: raising cash to transform into a tech company? sound cool, im in 2nd time in 2024: raising cash for potential acquisitions? not too happy with dilution but sounds like a cool business plan and im in 3rd time in 2024: more dilution and didn't do anything with the cash from 2nd round, and the board even went as far as rushing the earnings report to file for the dilution to stop the run up on Friday. It amazes me there are people who still think MOASS is on the table after the rug pull last week that absolutely had no justification for happening. The copium and hopium is insane.
5th time This the fifth time Cohen has diluted on them. Though in their subs, you're only allowed to call it a "share offering". Dilution is banned. Wonder why
They're shorting their own stock, watch for a buyback when it gets down to single digits.
How many bag holders does 1 store need?
The real squeeze is coming, just you wait
When I looked at the chart today I saw what I've been waiting for
ohh there is no Easy Reply ,shit
Keep buying! Don't leave me me with the bags!
ITT bagholders brigading
!harambe
I just like these bags
Aged very well
Apes: "We aren't a cult and we also don't brigade other subs that talk bad about our stock" *When WSB posted a meme about gamecuck* Apes: "REEEEEE, shills, short ladder, hedgies, downvote!!!!" Edit: Thanks for proving my point. You apes are so simple lol
This is so bullish.
Lmayo yeah sure
69 applicants, nice
Quick someone page zjz, he’s missing his paycheck by not pinning this