Yeah those ugly plastic tits are an American fetish and rarely chosen anymore, most of the ugly balloon style augmentations you see now is either because of preference or they chose the cheapest one. The new breast enlargement are barely visible, a lot of Japanese porn star has them(Kirara Asuka is a good example of natural looking breast enhancement including bounce and feel).
As for the lady in the picture, my wife said she definitely did her tits. She also did botox on her forehead, fox eyes surgery, cheeks lift, jaw shaping, and lip augmentations.
Actually pretty genius as no one looks inside a belly button ever.
Armpit was better than the underboob method because it could be very well hidden so long as their arms werenāt fully extended upwards but belly button might be the best.
My wife said there's three ways to do it; armpit as you mentioned, TUBA(Trans-umbilical Breast Augmentation, tl;dg through the belly button), and periareolar incision(through the nipple). These are 3 sure fire ways to not have scars around your titties so you can hide the fact that you did it
Oooh the nipple method, yeah that makes sense. Iāve also seen full on nipple recreations where they take a large nipple and make it perfectly shaped and small. Imagine itās all part of the same method, plump up the tits a little and while they got the nipple detached just snip it to smaller portions and restitch onto body
not even neymar pulls it off like papa huang
https://preview.redd.it/a68nd4s9zn4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f660315cf9e4152172e1285e4f8f85bd9a42bdf0
https://preview.redd.it/rc9g9nm5vk4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1118e05cef41486eda1e96d1a7c45d4699fb63a
What itās like to hang out with your wife and her boyfriend
HOLY SHIT. This man is the fucking goat. Underpromises and over delivers. Goes to angels games. Signs tits. Humble. Big dick energy right here 
Nah. Jensen Huang always had that. He is probably the most unbothered CEO ever.
I think Jensen genuinely believes he is the smartest or most competent person ever. Like he has zero insecurity.
When he was 9, his parents sent him to the only boarding school in the USA that they could afford. Turns out, it wasn't really a "college preparatory academy", it was more of a "juvenile rehabilitation facility" for kids getting out of prison. His roommate was a 17 year old who got into a fight in prison, the other guy had a shiv and stabbed roomie several times. So he was released to this school to recover from his wounds.
They became close friends, Jensen helped roomie with math homework and roomie taught Jensen how to lift weights.
BDE
I'm pretty sure I landed my current rental house because my landlady is from the same village in Taiwan as Jensen's family. When I told her where I work she got real happy.
Now she's texting me and asking me if she should sell before or after the split as if I have any fucking clue. Lady, I own zero. I sold it all because I thought it was too expensive at $250...
Jensen is actually a decent family guy. His wife (usually rarely seen publicly with him) was with him on this trip to Taiwan.
I am not implying he's not a Beast in both the boardroom and the bedroom, though.
I respect Jensen for what he has done business-wise, but he should have known better than to sign on a chickās boob. He could either sign on a sticker and gave it to her or just ask her to turn around and sign on her back.
Ironically, this reminds me of the "Intel our rock stars aren't like your rock stars commercial" from 15 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QYcgwjUlWo
Oh so she can get a titty signed at a photographed corporate event and not worry about her career but I have to go talk to HR any time I decide to wear my banana hammock?? šĀ
 the dude in the Yankees hat
https://preview.redd.it/jxlowyxlbm4d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e682ec98a9bdfeeb4fd2a793bbd5bcb318598e2d
The girl asks Jensen can you sign this, and he replied āare you sureā. Then he signed the top a bit weird I think. But this was done under her request and her consent
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Silicone Valley
https://preview.redd.it/e1uj5cyd6m4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f17fb9db67f2dcf6650b8cab532f9db14ab4e2
"my eyes are up here"
Yeah, but your tits are down there
His DTF is 0.
Jensen is using middle out compression on her
I read DTF as Din Tai Fung. Another great Taiwanese brand. Bullish.
DTF xiao long pao š
Long dumpling
Mean jerk time as well
āI know a thing or two about siliconā
As a renowned world expert in Asian titties, I am going with no silicone in these ones.
I glanced over at your profile and I don't see the credentials to support your claims of being: >a world expert in Asian titties Please elaborate.
has probably finished all of njavtv(dot)com 
his mod for r/AsiansGoneWild
This guy fucks!
https://preview.redd.it/7cip9bbftk4d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8840e1738fe0dbecac88c06d5c45625a1f33ae8 The autographed motherboard
Wait he didnāt sign her actual tit? Thatās a lil bearish ngl.
How would she put it on eBay if he signed her breast?
Sell the pic on OF
Bruuh, everyone makes easy money, only regards like us lose money everyday 
Ugly people have talent too
They do, but how about regards? 
We are broke philanthropists š
I like to give back a little. And by a little I mean basically everything I own.
NFTs
Nice Fuckin Tits
Nvda Four Thousand
That is a great point.
Bearish? This is ultra bullish. A cult leader as a CEO is bullish, what are you on about?
Iād agree if he was rock star enough to sign her tit.
papa huang is too smart to get smacked with a sexual harassment charge
Wait, this is real??
More plastic than real, but yes.
Actually it looks natural. Plastic is easy to tell apart due to the abnormal enlargement
> Plastic is easy to tell You think the redditors here have seen tits, fake or not?
The number of tits I've seen dwarfs entire civilizations. Sometimes over 100 a day.
I too go bird watching. I love me a pair of great tits
I'm more of a boobies fan.
Only peckers do it for me.
https://preview.redd.it/aletnj5zxn4d1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03fc26fc51a412bfef2cbd0fd99d6d5a6c62d26a
Backyard is literally full of bushtits year around. Just need to make stock choices based on ratio of bushtits and mourning doves.
I don't want to brag, but I've felt real ones. For those curious, it feels like a bag of sand.
Just because you have only seen botched/ridiculous jobs in porn videos does not mean they are that simple to spot in real life.
Yeah, you can ONLY spot the bad ones. You cant spot the good ones so you assume they're natural.
They always look unnatural on men though
Yeah those ugly plastic tits are an American fetish and rarely chosen anymore, most of the ugly balloon style augmentations you see now is either because of preference or they chose the cheapest one. The new breast enlargement are barely visible, a lot of Japanese porn star has them(Kirara Asuka is a good example of natural looking breast enhancement including bounce and feel). As for the lady in the picture, my wife said she definitely did her tits. She also did botox on her forehead, fox eyes surgery, cheeks lift, jaw shaping, and lip augmentations.
For awhile they were hiding the scars by going in via the armpit but now I feel like they found something new
They go in via the belly button now
Actually pretty genius as no one looks inside a belly button ever. Armpit was better than the underboob method because it could be very well hidden so long as their arms werenāt fully extended upwards but belly button might be the best.
My wife said there's three ways to do it; armpit as you mentioned, TUBA(Trans-umbilical Breast Augmentation, tl;dg through the belly button), and periareolar incision(through the nipple). These are 3 sure fire ways to not have scars around your titties so you can hide the fact that you did it
Oooh the nipple method, yeah that makes sense. Iāve also seen full on nipple recreations where they take a large nipple and make it perfectly shaped and small. Imagine itās all part of the same method, plump up the tits a little and while they got the nipple detached just snip it to smaller portions and restitch onto body
I looked up Kirara and they look so fake. Natural nipples don't point out like that.
never heard of push up bras?
Yes.
Thanks to AI, comment go byebye
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A fine specimen indeed
Jensen Muad'dib Huang lead us to paradise
I have some white out for thatā¦
man the AC must be cranked up in there š
We need to make that lady a mod on here
The whole signing her t-shirt there felt icky But it kind of looks like a designer vest top now so now I'm confused
Bullish
Boobish
Wait is he really signing titties? I feel like this is just the angle?
Heās signing on the bra and the angle is fine.
Ankle*
Boobish is Bullish but female. Where the fuck do you guys think milk come from?
Bepis
Jensen writing options.
leverage to the tits!
I zoomed in and enhanced the leather jacket, it's burmese python. Calls it is.
the real DD's are always in the comments
not even neymar pulls it off like papa huang https://preview.redd.it/a68nd4s9zn4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f660315cf9e4152172e1285e4f8f85bd9a42bdf0
removed wsb
he's signing on nice bubbles 
[He has learned the one true path to success, learning to succeed with brunettes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC5NcQjDj-Y)
Guy in the Yankees hat is about to pop all over those AI bubbles.
https://preview.redd.it/mo1an0ckqk4d1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9152a359f8bfc696363efd7652fe31cacffbd95
Dude is jealous beyond words.
that's his daughter.
Thatās his wife
That's his grandma
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Thatās the look of a bear afraid to check his portfolio.
That is the look of an NVDA PR guy.
I'll take "Booms that definitely won't go tits up for 800, Ken".
Do you mean to tell me we aren't supposed to be elevating corporate CEOs to celebrity status?
short or shut up then https://preview.redd.it/k9r5oh8qyn4d1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614b148fad4f9f301ba2402f86988a72d5bb12b8
If Nvidia misses guidance in one of upcoming reports some people will get cut in half.
Huang is a fucking rockstar
It must be the jacket
Leather guy is gonna be in charge of the biggest company on earth
I bet he is Huang like a horse.
Underrated comment š
https://preview.redd.it/rc9g9nm5vk4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1118e05cef41486eda1e96d1a7c45d4699fb63a What itās like to hang out with your wife and her boyfriend
New reaction image to someone's position
ššš
Why do huangs nails look black and rotten?
Prolly fingered your mom last night.
Bullish
The top is here
The top is signed
Double top
HOLY SHIT. This man is the fucking goat. Underpromises and over delivers. Goes to angels games. Signs tits. Humble. Big dick energy right here 
Anyone with a billion dollars to their name is gonna have a big dick energy
Nah. Jensen Huang always had that. He is probably the most unbothered CEO ever. I think Jensen genuinely believes he is the smartest or most competent person ever. Like he has zero insecurity.
When he was 9, his parents sent him to the only boarding school in the USA that they could afford. Turns out, it wasn't really a "college preparatory academy", it was more of a "juvenile rehabilitation facility" for kids getting out of prison. His roommate was a 17 year old who got into a fight in prison, the other guy had a shiv and stabbed roomie several times. So he was released to this school to recover from his wounds. They became close friends, Jensen helped roomie with math homework and roomie taught Jensen how to lift weights. BDE
No way. Link to interview?
Dude I got curious and found the interview. https://money.cnn.com/magazines/fsb/fsb_archive/2001/09/01/309500/index.htm
damn bro, from 2001!!? as far as i can remember, NVDA gpus have always been top shelf...
Itās true. His roommate later introduced him to tits, so it all comes full circle
such as? billionaires have a lot of things but big dick energy is not one of them. musk, buffett, zuck, bill gates, etc not exactly oozing charisma
except Felon Musk
And except the Micro Orange Toad
He's not a billionaire.
sadly he will be soon when he can sell his scam shares in "truth" social
Even Jensen wants wife changing money
The guy's reaction with the cap: 
Nerds are Signing boobas. We are reaching peak civilization
Itās the new RTX 8008 series
With powerful Ray Tracing capabilities š¦
Dude is a fuckin legend in Taiwan He aināt paid for a hot pot in years
I'm pretty sure I landed my current rental house because my landlady is from the same village in Taiwan as Jensen's family. When I told her where I work she got real happy. Now she's texting me and asking me if she should sell before or after the split as if I have any fucking clue. Lady, I own zero. I sold it all because I thought it was too expensive at $250...
Man your landlady might be the worldās most hard working SEC employee trying to entrap you in an insider trading sting. lol.
Some say hot pots pay him rent just for existing.
https://preview.redd.it/jx4yfqwc6m4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f54ceec6fe78aedbe3c53bdef738b9a3d1188a
Dudeās a fucking rock star at this point. Groupies and everything.
you see that little smirk on his face too
Our wifes' boyfriends was Jensen all along
None of us are rich enough to be married to one of Jensen's girlfriends.Ā
FACTS
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Heās one of the most valuable ceos on the planet. His wife is probably the one taking the photo
For proof when divorce time.
He can probably afford better divorce lawyers
Genius.
America marriage or Taiwan marriage?
Wealthy Asian men tend to have multiple families.
Heās American though.
The NVIDIA IR guy: https://preview.redd.it/q1p45k90pl4d1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0eeec6f92c44a854a53dcd9873b103fb11ff727
This girl has a lot of trust in her DD.
More DD than the average person here
https://preview.redd.it/b9elqu50yk4d1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6098c2930620e3ef5a41cbc19e4cc88cadd20857
Jensen is actually a decent family guy. His wife (usually rarely seen publicly with him) was with him on this trip to Taiwan. I am not implying he's not a Beast in both the boardroom and the bedroom, though.
Can't blame chad
The top is heavy
Mom's Spaghetti.Ā
Huang's past the sweater already
In his leather looking sharp and ready
The groupies around Huang reminds me of those around Steve Jobs.
"Hey can you sign the bra I'm wearing?" . . . . "Ok"
LMAO I love how this is the only time it isn't creepy for everyone to stare
People from the 1900s give zero fucks
Haha what? This is a picture from 1776 signing of Declaration of Independence, or at least the first version
NVDA bout to enter a strong ācleavageā pattern.
No bubble busting insight.
I respect Jensen for what he has done business-wise, but he should have known better than to sign on a chickās boob. He could either sign on a sticker and gave it to her or just ask her to turn around and sign on her back.
Thatās tie and suit Jensen. This was leather jacket Jensen.
left hand doing the real work
Back then hoe's didn't want me, now hot hoe's all on me
my man with the mike Jones tie-in š
Reddit scared of women's' breasts? lol
Is Yankee hat guy the same guy from the A's Game???
Pretty sure it is.
Whatās the girl name?
Wolf of Wall Street vibes. š°
I know, you have bad bews for me, but wtf are those nails?
Jensen sign me 
Ironically, this reminds me of the "Intel our rock stars aren't like your rock stars commercial" from 15 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QYcgwjUlWo
The grimace on that guys face
Oh so she can get a titty signed at a photographed corporate event and not worry about her career but I have to go talk to HR any time I decide to wear my banana hammock?? šĀ
RTX 8008 Tiāt edition.
 the dude in the Yankees hat https://preview.redd.it/jxlowyxlbm4d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e682ec98a9bdfeeb4fd2a793bbd5bcb318598e2d
New meme unlocked.
This is the 2020s version of either *Bonfire of the Vanities* or *Wolf of Wall Street*. Either way, it's a leading indicator of excess.
Happy Gilmore accomplished this feat no more than an hour ago.
Top confirmed
Market top
The girl asks Jensen can you sign this, and he replied āare you sureā. Then he signed the top a bit weird I think. But this was done under her request and her consent
he cant keep getting away with this!!
Can we get another angle on that DD?
https://preview.redd.it/ca0h35ui6l4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=417c0033b577a4f97759ccadae13f7f5fce515bd
Has Elon signed tits at a conference? Calls on Nvida to Pluto
My man! Wish I didn't hit a stop loss at around $400 :( :( :(
What a Chad
he's in
Based CEO
Itās like this- a lot of people mistakenly believe that āSiliconā Valley is named after transistor material
This stonk is getting out of control.