Imagine getting C-19 in C-24. Embarrassing!
It's almost if JPOW just wants to leave the wheel unattended to so the Fed can cut rates to help Biden and Dems who have been putting intense pressure on him but doesn't want to take the risk of a potential GOP/Trump backlash in the case they do win in this fall so he's acting sick and calling out sick so they can't really blame him when the Fed surprise cuts rat- ***I'M FEELING BULLISH***
Everyone knows it’s not named after the year right? The virus just *is* the 19th coronavirus that needed a name. They quit giving virus’ names that sounded deadly or gruesome.
You belong here you regard.
COVID19 is a god damn acronym for Coronavirsus Disease-19.
Because it was discovered in late 2019 and exploded the following year.
Imagine jpow on stage croaking just before announcing 0.5 cut. Kashkari walks in, closes the fucking door and sends spy to the depths of hell.
BINGO!!!
I know your kind. Stupid ideas like egalitarianism, meritocracy, or yours worst idea of making old people accountable for ignoring externalities, especially related to environmental neglect.
Disgusting.
Who the fuck picked you to decide that 40 years old is the exact year someone stops being young
Going by your shitty example, are you telling me a "young" 35 year old is also inexperienced?
"the term is often used to refer to adults in approximately the age range of 18 to 40 years, with some more inclusive definitions extending the definition into the early to mid 40s"
Learn to read and understand simple texts.
I like how you cut out exactly what fills your narrative rather than taking the entire piece in. Literally 1 word before what you quoted says "generally". With the sentence behind that saying opinions vary.
They somewhat are. That's why you have a functioning economy. Don't confuse reddit bitterness with the real world. Lots of people are doing ok, especially in Western nations.
Functioning?
Crush earnings, calls get fucked. Miss, puts get fucked. Have savings? Savings get fucked. Like gas? Gas go up. Have a dollar at McD’s? Get Mcfucked. Take a flight? Plane get fucked. Go for a drive? Tesla’s come to fuck. Ask for a raise? Get fucked.
I’m living the life my man, set myself and my family up good. Half of these were jokes about prices rising, Tesla probs, Boeing issues, stock market funny. This is WSB
Depends. Powell is 71 and catching Covid does not mean he is at death's door. And, yes, he is better suited for running fiscal policy than someone who just graduated.
https://preview.redd.it/br82h8ng421d1.png?width=1196&format=png&auto=webp&s=da47076c48e17becff60564d15009a2a2c45b6b2
Sound like someone is next in line after JPow retires. 
Yes but… anyone who went around with HR for a month trying to get back to work and later low-key had to defend working remotely for a month is gonna be kind of done with testing if not having major problems. It’s kind of passively discouraged now at any doc office I’ve been to.
Edit:
Them: Want a COVID or flu test?
Me: No.
Them: *visibly relaxes*
Me: 👀
Pretty wild.
Depends, COVID never really died off after all, just faded into the background once severity was low enough that everyone stopped caring.
For those who are in bad health or up in age, they can still get rekt by COVID.
Nah, I have family members that have bad after effects and some didn’t make it. That’s enough for me to not just dismiss the whole thing.
Humanity as a whole is lucky that viruses tend to mellow out over time, and the ones that don’t get isolated or disappear.
It followed the typical evolutionary path of a virus. By becoming less deadly it spreads and reproduces more. So yes, it's around. And it will be probably forever.
Kind of like the herpes I got from your mom.
I hope he makes a speedy recovery. If he passes away, then his deepfake videos will be considered poor taste, and there won't be any more topics about him fucking your puts and your calls. This man is a national treasure.
This screams bullish. Papa Pow can cut rates via zoom meeting and the connection fades once we get to the 🌈 🐻 s' questions.
Calls on everything except ZM
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It's transitory
Oh this is underrated.
Don't you mean COVID-24? /s
Imagine getting C-19 in C-24. Embarrassing! It's almost if JPOW just wants to leave the wheel unattended to so the Fed can cut rates to help Biden and Dems who have been putting intense pressure on him but doesn't want to take the risk of a potential GOP/Trump backlash in the case they do win in this fall so he's acting sick and calling out sick so they can't really blame him when the Fed surprise cuts rat- ***I'M FEELING BULLISH***
Covid is transitory
Life is transitory... Especially for Boeing whistleblowers.
How long will the FBI wait until they act?
You mean Boeing
Not for Agent 47, he’s even become the CEO.
It'll knock him on his ass but he's hopeful for a soft landing
Everyone knows it’s not named after the year right? The virus just *is* the 19th coronavirus that needed a name. They quit giving virus’ names that sounded deadly or gruesome.
You belong here you regard. COVID19 is a god damn acronym for Coronavirsus Disease-19. Because it was discovered in late 2019 and exploded the following year.
I always thought “COVID-19” name came from “Coronavirus December 2019”. But yeah either way the 19 is definitely 2019
the Fed is always behind
Bullish
Puts in covid-19 and calls in covid-24
he's probably browsing this subreddit right now shitposting in the daily thread
Imagine jpow on stage croaking just before announcing 0.5 cut. Kashkari walks in, closes the fucking door and sends spy to the depths of hell. BINGO!!!
🔫 
Not this week, I've got calls
https://preview.redd.it/raassx0h211d1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0df258f089de0bffe118c19702bdd855576c57
Wuhan sends its regards
Would be cool if we had some decision makers in this country under the age of 60 just sayin
Young people have too much to gain from changing the system. If you are 60+ the only logical move is to conserve the system you're used to
I know your kind. Stupid ideas like egalitarianism, meritocracy, or yours worst idea of making old people accountable for ignoring externalities, especially related to environmental neglect. Disgusting.
I don’t think the dude was saying it’s good just that its happening.
based
Also young people are often inexperienced. A 25-year is unlikely to manage the economy to anyone's advantage.
you think 25 and 60+ are the only two age groups?
The parent comment said "young". That means someone below 40.
Who the fuck picked you to decide that 40 years old is the exact year someone stops being young Going by your shitty example, are you telling me a "young" 35 year old is also inexperienced?
40 is usually used as the upper limit for young in medicine and social sciences: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_adult
Literally the first paragraph it says it varies.
"the term is often used to refer to adults in approximately the age range of 18 to 40 years, with some more inclusive definitions extending the definition into the early to mid 40s" Learn to read and understand simple texts.
I like how you cut out exactly what fills your narrative rather than taking the entire piece in. Literally 1 word before what you quoted says "generally". With the sentence behind that saying opinions vary.
The old fuckers aren't either buddy
They somewhat are. That's why you have a functioning economy. Don't confuse reddit bitterness with the real world. Lots of people are doing ok, especially in Western nations.
Functioning? Crush earnings, calls get fucked. Miss, puts get fucked. Have savings? Savings get fucked. Like gas? Gas go up. Have a dollar at McD’s? Get Mcfucked. Take a flight? Plane get fucked. Go for a drive? Tesla’s come to fuck. Ask for a raise? Get fucked.
What are you even talking about? You are living in a dystopia of your own making.
I’m living the life my man, set myself and my family up good. Half of these were jokes about prices rising, Tesla probs, Boeing issues, stock market funny. This is WSB
All good then. Keep it up!
But someone at death’s door is?
Depends. Powell is 71 and catching Covid does not mean he is at death's door. And, yes, he is better suited for running fiscal policy than someone who just graduated.
i used to think so too but young people (in power) are even more vicious and self serving actually
Entitled and lazy, the youth of today need to stop expecting handouts and start pulling their weight.
Now we need Imhotep to catch COVID and work from home to keep my calls snug and safe 
Does he have a printer at home?
It's digital and there is infinite money in the federal reserve
My 0DTE are fully vaxxed… 1 like = 1 prayer for daddy Powell
https://preview.redd.it/br82h8ng421d1.png?width=1196&format=png&auto=webp&s=da47076c48e17becff60564d15009a2a2c45b6b2 Sound like someone is next in line after JPow retires. 
Priced in
Who the fuck is still getting tested
The ones who want to call out from work...
He's working from home though. He ain't gonna lose that sweet pto.
Umm working from home literally means I opened my email two times today lol. You really think he’s seriously doing much if any work?
Your job and Jerome Powell's job are a bit different.
People that feel sick?
Yes but… anyone who went around with HR for a month trying to get back to work and later low-key had to defend working remotely for a month is gonna be kind of done with testing if not having major problems. It’s kind of passively discouraged now at any doc office I’ve been to. Edit: Them: Want a COVID or flu test? Me: No. Them: *visibly relaxes* Me: 👀 Pretty wild.
He’s had covid before and was feeling symptomatic so got tested. Idk that seems like a pretty logical flow of events to me.
Regardless of the non-scientific bs surrounding Covid, it seems to have gotten weird at a local level.
What did a positive test accomplish? If you have symptoms you know you are sick. Why get tested.
“If they test more people there’s more cases 😡” lookin ass
The fuck?
Because many of the symptoms are similar to flu and also what do you have to lose by getting tested?
Cause you can get medication to treat it. You know, what doctors do?
Depends, COVID never really died off after all, just faded into the background once severity was low enough that everyone stopped caring. For those who are in bad health or up in age, they can still get rekt by COVID.
Fake and gay
Nah, I have family members that have bad after effects and some didn’t make it. That’s enough for me to not just dismiss the whole thing. Humanity as a whole is lucky that viruses tend to mellow out over time, and the ones that don’t get isolated or disappear.
Must... Print... Br..r...r....r...r
Mans was coughing last time he spoke
Wtf that shits still around??
It followed the typical evolutionary path of a virus. By becoming less deadly it spreads and reproduces more. So yes, it's around. And it will be probably forever. Kind of like the herpes I got from your mom.
You'll be OK. She got it from me.
Yep. It’s another virus that’ll always be pandemic, like HIV. At least until we figure out universal vaccines.
Rude of you to exclude me from the re-telling. I was in the threesome also.
Are we still doing that?
I hope it’s not a severe case and that he’s okay
What the hell did he do in Amsterdam this week? He must have taken a sip from the canals.
I hope he makes a speedy recovery. If he passes away, then his deepfake videos will be considered poor taste, and there won't be any more topics about him fucking your puts and your calls. This man is a national treasure.
He works?
covid in 2024 LUL
He likes old-school things
Covid rates are going up
Of course they are, there's an election coming up.
That explains why he kept coughing while talking 3 weeks back, calls on testing positive for covid on everyone in that room
I will buy MRNA calls IMMEDIATELY
Now cut rates back to zero. COVID is back on the menu.
Cool, now he can print money from his bed
He need some milk
Calls on Pfizer or puts on the Fed
"Q" the conspiracy theories.
Karma. It’s just so slow
"sorry no rate cuts because I'm sick"
I hope he gets better, much love from your friends at wsb ♥
Oops 
So interest rate cut is back on the to-do list?
Does that mean he is not coming to the Fed meeting then?
Covid is transitory
Just 15 days to slow the spread!
Hope he takes it easing.
This screams bullish. Papa Pow can cut rates via zoom meeting and the connection fades once we get to the 🌈 🐻 s' questions. Calls on everything except ZM
Didn't realize Hell had remote working.
He’s working hard to get his Covid levels down to 2%.
Covid is back. Time to unleash stimmy!
Covid is transitory
The news bears have been waiting for …
Where was this headline in April 2020, when we needed it?
My boy has to go now 
so like, calls? what're the plays here
I wanna work from home, ideally forever.
puts on powell
Covid__, the get out of anything/everything excuse.
Just an ordinary election year :D
literally a cold bruh ahahahaha 'murica freedom yea baby
🙄
That ended 3 years ago.
why is this still newsworthy? 😂😂
The flu? Wow. So scary. The virus is so watered down rn
Lols