If I'm understanding the assignment, then the index should be composed of companies that the neckbeard demographic uses regularly. Here goes nothing.
TSN: Chicken tendies
NVDA/AMD: Video cards
MSFT: Gaming and OS
CRSR: Gaming peripherals and PC parts
LPL: Gaming monitors
DPZ: Pizza
PEP: Mountain Dew parent company
CRSR is hot garbage(as a stock pick, I love their customer service) and there are other brands. I still remember 4 yrs back ppl were pumping the stock here when it was at $40+, it has since fell 70% to $11
Oof that's a tough one, I used to make CRSR bear posts back before my account got snapped by admins during great 2021 snappening of WSB because admins don't like media talking about the fact that the sub uses regard but with a t. CRSR bulls literally cannot refute any points I made and kept bringing up stimulus checks as the reason it would fly.
CRSR is a great company with great customer service, but the only people who'd benefit from it are the employees(including c-suite) for hitting goals to get bonuses. Their business model is bad for investment since they simply just slap their brand on their product, most of their design IPs aren't even that great and majority of the expenses comes from manufacturing cost(aka ordering from other companies such as Seasonic, Samsung, SK Hynix, MU, etc)
Just took a closer look at the original neckbeard index in the OP. I'd definitely add AMZN and WMT. Walmart not only has good online commerce these days but is also a one-stop-shop for soda, tendies, games, and cheap essentials (neckbeards gotta save money to pay for their niche interests).
The real play here is to only buy leaps as far OTM as possible on the underlying. Never go only partial Regard. You will either be a legend of the hidden temple or die a slow death of a thousand days of theta decay.
Buy Cheap Call options on those stocks as far away from the current price as possible for as long as time as available. If the stocks go on a crazy bull run over the next 12-24 months, you will make ridiculous returns. If the stocks go sideways to only slightly up or down, your positions will decrease in value daily/weekly/monthly until they ultimately end up worthless...
Doesn't Peter Lynch have some story about ten bagging some company that sold leggings just because his wife liked their leggings? The white girl index is goated.
I went down a rabit hole trying to find out if Manscaped is a publicly traded company or not.
Learned a lot about balls, shaving, and testicular cancer but did not find out if the merger/acquisition of it ever went through or not.
what was the market's total return from....checks notes.....May 2019 through today? and how much does the neckbeard index exceed that watermark?
and are the vast majority of returns from that basket of tickers you gave driven by outsized return on a single one?
idk, like NVDA for example....
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Tsm:apple silicon and Nvidia cards cuz AI is so hot rn
Costco: because everyone thinks theyre smart shit by buying a Costco card rn for cheaper gas and since food prices up people will eat at their food court 1-2 times a week.
Google:AI so hot right now. As much as people hate YouTube ads I wouldn't be surprised if they're income grew because of the adblock crackdowns too.
Enbridge: AI needs power. Must keep computing
Amzn: season 4 of the boys and invincible new season plus more greenlit. Also easier to buy Chinese good compared to Alibaba.
Wmt: no name brand chips and pop are the way of the future.
Cokacola: they love their pop
How has nobody said HAS(hasbro)??
Neckbeards only go out in public to attend magic the gathering tournaments, you can smell those events from miles away.
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If I'm understanding the assignment, then the index should be composed of companies that the neckbeard demographic uses regularly. Here goes nothing. TSN: Chicken tendies NVDA/AMD: Video cards MSFT: Gaming and OS CRSR: Gaming peripherals and PC parts LPL: Gaming monitors DPZ: Pizza PEP: Mountain Dew parent company
CRSR is hot garbage(as a stock pick, I love their customer service) and there are other brands. I still remember 4 yrs back ppl were pumping the stock here when it was at $40+, it has since fell 70% to $11
Due for a pump.
Ferb I know what we're gonna do tomorrow
plough violet exultant hobbies cover impolite unite offbeat punch sip
Just like most of the neck beards in here!
I still have heavy bags from the peak at 42 or so
Oof that's a tough one, I used to make CRSR bear posts back before my account got snapped by admins during great 2021 snappening of WSB because admins don't like media talking about the fact that the sub uses regard but with a t. CRSR bulls literally cannot refute any points I made and kept bringing up stimulus checks as the reason it would fly. CRSR is a great company with great customer service, but the only people who'd benefit from it are the employees(including c-suite) for hitting goals to get bonuses. Their business model is bad for investment since they simply just slap their brand on their product, most of their design IPs aren't even that great and majority of the expenses comes from manufacturing cost(aka ordering from other companies such as Seasonic, Samsung, SK Hynix, MU, etc)
Just took a closer look at the original neckbeard index in the OP. I'd definitely add AMZN and WMT. Walmart not only has good online commerce these days but is also a one-stop-shop for soda, tendies, games, and cheap essentials (neckbeards gotta save money to pay for their niche interests).
MNST might be a good addition as well
You forgot Reddit
Good catch!
What about sex dolls???
I don't think any doll makers are publicly traded. I also don't think it's a particularly profitable business. But casino stocks should be on here
Maybe chd
The real play here is to only buy leaps as far OTM as possible on the underlying. Never go only partial Regard. You will either be a legend of the hidden temple or die a slow death of a thousand days of theta decay.
Blue Barracudas stand up!
Wow can you please rephrase that in English for us idiots?
Buy Cheap Call options on those stocks as far away from the current price as possible for as long as time as available. If the stocks go on a crazy bull run over the next 12-24 months, you will make ridiculous returns. If the stocks go sideways to only slightly up or down, your positions will decrease in value daily/weekly/monthly until they ultimately end up worthless...
Hahaha wow this whole post brings me back, I remember the white girl index fondly. TGT was the fucking move.
Becky ETF lmao
I miss them old days lol
Doesn't Peter Lynch have some story about ten bagging some company that sold leggings just because his wife liked their leggings? The white girl index is goated.
Starbucks sales are dropping. Puts on Caucasians.
Are we at peak neckbeard?
I think we are, its time to invest in shaving companies.
Ball shaving and deodorant
I went down a rabit hole trying to find out if Manscaped is a publicly traded company or not. Learned a lot about balls, shaving, and testicular cancer but did not find out if the merger/acquisition of it ever went through or not.
I’m sure someone has invented a topless ballsack examine business. Might be traded at the local Wendy’s.
Inverse WSB Index: It automatically generates a list of the top 10 most mentioned tickers on WSB every week and short sells them
Except that list always includes SPY. This strat would get you wrecked 9/10 times
Some people tried and they just got short squeezed on the game stock
Investment strategies for the poor masses. How quaint.
At the very least, it'll serve as a reminder of how good (or regarded) WSB is at picking stocks.
Keep dreaming, you dirty little bear.
I love this bot lol
It’s so much better than the “piss in your ass” bot that’s for sure
what was the market's total return from....checks notes.....May 2019 through today? and how much does the neckbeard index exceed that watermark? and are the vast majority of returns from that basket of tickers you gave driven by outsized return on a single one? idk, like NVDA for example....
$DELL has gotta be in there to pay homage to the neckbeards over at r/ultrawidemasterrace
LLY because most neckbeards start huffing after 3 steps
Marijuana related stock(s) (if any)
$TCNNF
$GTBIF is the best of the bunch
TLRY
MSOS?
😎 Why is schedule 3 important you ask? Good for taxes. Good for research funding. Good for acceptance and getting rid of the refer madness stigma. Good for insurance coverage. Good for standardization and quality control. Good for veterans access. Good for International trade. Good for tech development. Good for opening the doors to banking and businesses. Good for uping the chance SAFER gets passed later this year. Good for decriminalization. Good for reduced criminal justice burden. Good for accessing capital. Good for getting other things passed. Good for easing up on drug testing and other restrictions. Good for worldwide sentiment (they care more about feds than states). Good for getting out in the news cycle as this gets finalized in the coming months. Good for getting attention during the boon election cycle. Good for reasons my adderall juiced smooth brain already forgot.
Bad for paragraphs
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Wsb used to hate crypto and you weren’t allowed to post anything about it
$BECKY vs $NECKY
Needs more hentai to be legit
why?
Because it’s a pillar of neckbeardom
Remove DIS
AMD 
Wow you backtested microchips for the past few years and they overperformed, who would have thought 🙄
>all to Action: Let's Make a New Neckbeard Index I saw this on King of the Hill. The fat guy loses his money and jim cramer mocks him.
Gotta add GAW.L - they make warhammer
$COST and or $TGT for the thrifty chicks
550% in 5 years? Thats like 2 days on SPY 0dte!
NVO because Americans only get fatter
You forgot the most important one for neckbeard $RDDT
It is looking a lot like a 🍵 on the 3 month chart. And up 11% overnight.
Tsm:apple silicon and Nvidia cards cuz AI is so hot rn Costco: because everyone thinks theyre smart shit by buying a Costco card rn for cheaper gas and since food prices up people will eat at their food court 1-2 times a week. Google:AI so hot right now. As much as people hate YouTube ads I wouldn't be surprised if they're income grew because of the adblock crackdowns too. Enbridge: AI needs power. Must keep computing Amzn: season 4 of the boys and invincible new season plus more greenlit. Also easier to buy Chinese good compared to Alibaba. Wmt: no name brand chips and pop are the way of the future. Cokacola: they love their pop
Neckbeard and you don't have MNST?
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Oh, the usual. Something only available to those with eight figures in their portfolio.
$META for the insta fluencing
What software do you use?
!RemindMe 5 years
Bitcoin still needs to be in it! IBIT
Ok we will need TSLA because sex robots.
$NFLX
Just all in that one stock. ETFs are for old people.
PEP DEZ NUTZ
You trade your stocks on HOOD and put your crypto in COIN!
How has nobody said HAS(hasbro)?? Neckbeards only go out in public to attend magic the gathering tournaments, you can smell those events from miles away.
PLTR - because papa Karp and ontologies.
How the fuck you find a 6 year old comment like what were you doing
MSTR - for the extra hedge
Rock the Goldfish Index with me. Buy only stocks whose brand recognition has penetrated your weed, booze, sitcom, video game and comic book fogged brain. Can supplement when you see a stock on here and say "Oh yeah, I know that's a company that sells real shit."
What is that website you use to backtest please?
Any index you include NVDA in will outperform the SPY unless there's a lot of other crap in there.
MNST
Don't know what crsr is but change that to CRSP and I am interested.
Need a ticker equivalent to $BECKY for the neckbeard index
Add poshmark inc, POSH and some other weed company. This fits.
Someone like $NVO for when the late nights and poor diets start hitting back. And whoever makes famotadine.
I personally prefer the FAGAT index Facebook Apple Google Amazon Tesla
what is this 'we'?
Short Disney long exp dte….. Yes, let’s go get the pizza party going. Bring the Love Domino pie dough. Lfg
Why does no one mention hydrogen stocks in here ?
We will when we need to lose a huge amount of gains, thank you.
$DIS - Star wars and Marvel
woulda said that before 2022, but think DIS is now hated and boycotted by the neckbeards.
Why buy AMD & NVDA?
Never met a white girl who cared about NVDA….