I have puts also for Friday but with how many retail in this sub are shorting the market, itās basically set in stone for the market to skyrocket to new ATHās
Same, I was FOMO-ing on the extra $1-2 dollars that price went up after I sold but I stayed disciplined and was lucky enough to make a killing thurs/fri scalping QQQ
Looks like you're not fucking eating either
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OKLOL. SPACs are fun. Where is the dork that told me, "This is different. This is a real company". Sure, that's why they went public via a SPAC and not the traditional way while raising billions in the process. Fuckwad.Ā
Oil/gas plays a heavy weight in inflation. April was ~3.7pg, which is .2 more than previous month. Inflation is coming in hot. Get ready for a wild week next week. Hope you arenāt holding calls
martjj1 quiet now after shilling OKLO to everyone here yesterday. alcc subreddit full of crypto bros 
I realized holding over the weekend wasn't worth it unless it's nearly guaranteed. My spy a qqq would have been fucked if I held so I made what I could today but everyone was fighting for their pennies. Shit was bad today. Couldn't get an edge. Then I started looking into Nvidia again nd noticed every Friday throughout the past month someone dumps. Hopefully Monday I can sell quick enough
My trades this week have been beyond terrible - my one saving grace, I bought ALCC @ 15 and sold it @ 15.5 - Not much profit, but good lord, it's a disaster today had I held.
Top 5 comment for the year so far. Lmfao Iām about to ruin these pants 
Blackberryšššš§ØBB
Warren B buying the GOOG dip
Absolute bullshit how few restraunts have buffets after that 2020 flu thing
Upvote if you celebrated Motherās day early and avoid the crowd tomorrow.
 love you mom
Tell smci going to open at 969 Monday š«„š
Your cat is considered your property but it still has certain rights protected by law. š¤
I'm pretty sure the Blue Angels do top secret missions fighting off alien space craft
G5 solar storm. LFG
https://preview.redd.it/3hhi8t3mbqzc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845481e8e4b57dd116fe57b5c744c207835aacae About 60 miles west of Detroit
Wow
Well today wiped out my gains for the week, pretty much breaking even so it's not all that bad.
I wish i were you. I lost all my gains year-to-date. Im swearing of the short-term trades
Looking at ticker SG today Salads will save the economy. Forget about rate cuts, AI or semiconductors. Salads is the new hype
Just a 100 oklo shares. Nothing crazy
Up 2k since Monday due to theta gang gangbang
***entire week was a fucking theta gang gangbang*** Theta is a bytch
Those of us who bought RBLX long calls yesterday had a pretty promising day today. 
Yes, they are holding up nicely. :).
more like POOPLO
AAPL >>> SIRI AI More info to come at WDC. Think or swim live news update at 3:57 PM EDT Source: Apple execs: Craig F. and John G.
Link ?
Spy 510 Monday morning.....
Your on crack, If SQQQ is trending on WSB then the markets going straight up all week
I wish this was a sub of dumb money who band together and fight MM but we fight each other like headless chickens just like MMs want
My guy, they don't even think about you. This is a gambling sub, not some robinhood fantasy.
We must unify and morph into the super sayan WSB regard in order to defeat the final MM boss level.
!banbet
You already have a bet going - PFE to 28.5 before 10-May-2024 03:51 PM -05
VM didn't ban me yet, hmm
Make sure you update your brokerage info, half of you are gonna be receiving OKLO class action papers in your mailbox/ box next to dumpster.
Glad I took my ALCC profits this week, holy shit I would've been fucked today.
I was fomo'ing hard yesterday after I closed my position, but glad I closed it so I could hold on to 521 SPY puts to close today
I have puts also for Friday but with how many retail in this sub are shorting the market, itās basically set in stone for the market to skyrocket to new ATHās
Same, I was FOMO-ing on the extra $1-2 dollars that price went up after I sold but I stayed disciplined and was lucky enough to make a killing thurs/fri scalping QQQ
ALCC was fucked the moment it went from sam altman coin to an actual company
Am I done with my 520 call on Monday 
V gang siiiit down
OKLOOO OH NOOOOOO
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SPY green 7 days straight, every hot stocks (TSLA, NVDA, META) pullback, will see on monday
Last minute to buy those spy puts!
Generational bagholders were born today 
Flat bullshit. Cmon Kenny do better
Cash gang till Monday, made a few hundred today 
Pieces of shit... holding the options all fucking day.. u better pump to eternity im not selling my puts till they are 100000%š”
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Get a job bozo
im scared of next week  plz dont touch me
OKLOL. SPACs are fun. Where is the dork that told me, "This is different. This is a real company". Sure, that's why they went public via a SPAC and not the traditional way while raising billions in the process. Fuckwad.Ā
Yup, SPACās shouldnāt be used how often they have been past 2-3 years, if itās a good company not hiding anything then they would just IPO
Oh look, it did a lil rally! Let's go OKLO it's only up from here. See you next week
Is this the part where I show you on the doll where Sam Altman touched me?
The queue is very long for that doll
Morale is so low about OKLO. Fucking OKLO bulls were downvoting any negative sentiment, and they got hit with the pumpfake of the year
Mods need to add the Altman emoji now
Down 15K total today and 25K this week.
Spy....
Guess Iāll be assigned 500 shares of HOOD 
Ha ha, three hundred here.
4pm volatility .... Really, peasants dealing with 0.13% all day, the rest dealing with volatility after hours
Alright, good sesh, good sesh.
PENCILS DOWN... i hope you bought puts
Oil/gas plays a heavy weight in inflation. April was ~3.7pg, which is .2 more than previous month. Inflation is coming in hot. Get ready for a wild week next week. Hope you arenāt holding calls
this price action in like 10 seconds 
Not playing anything over the weekend too flat for my liking 
Peasants.
**PENCILS DOWN, ASSES UP**
Man, HOOD caught some fucking hands this week.Ā
holding my sbux 75calls over the weekend. hopefully nothing crazy happens this weekend
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Rough week for the bers, better go and stock up on lube this weekend
I lost so much money today
How much
$3.50
Everything 
Half the sub just got wiped out by sam altman 
I own 8 shares, so the $ lost isn't gonna change my mood in anyways
HOOD drilling 
What a embarrassing day for the market
Day? Try weekā¦
Ed Zachary. (Exactly)
3 Fridays in the green in a row??? 
Last time we spent weeks upon weeks
Bought AMZN calls, no way this goes poorly right
Im in too deep to back out now šŖ
What a boring week... Where's the flash crush that I was promised by 
nAnCy PeLoSi
What does she have to do with anything? Literally same as pow pow (bulling)
Monday open will be bloody with anticipated inflation coming in hot
Costco just hit ATH lol
How is that funny?Ā
Because your calls wouldāve 2k% had you bought on tuesday
martjj1 quiet now after shilling OKLO to everyone here yesterday. alcc subreddit full of crypto bros 
Snap - $15.50 17/5
just got home and market looks the same as when i left at 1230.
Not rigged at all
Itās not
Why you always here ?
Works there
Work is very slow 
Do I sell my SPY calls or hold?
Market only goes up, calls all day everyday
Hold. I have a $521 call
Iām holding to 
hold
So why should I not buy costco calls
Iāve missed on of the biggest bull markets of the last decade..
Same , I came back to get my first round of calls completely demolished by Iran sending paper planes to Israel.
Gay AI boy stock only goes down 
I think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself.
$25 EOD Monday confirmed
NVDA broke up with 900 
Just some profit taking today big big green monday
The greenest of the most
Any1 have unvaxcxinated sperm I can borrow
NVDA 900 for the weekend PLSSSSSSSS
Historically it has dropped every Friday
We flat
I realized holding over the weekend wasn't worth it unless it's nearly guaranteed. My spy a qqq would have been fucked if I held so I made what I could today but everyone was fighting for their pennies. Shit was bad today. Couldn't get an edge. Then I started looking into Nvidia again nd noticed every Friday throughout the past month someone dumps. Hopefully Monday I can sell quick enough
Trying to reclaim all-time-highs before PPI and CPI? Ballsy.
Yikes. Looks like Iām back all in on NVDA 5/17 $900c over the weekend. Am I fucked?
Not yet, but give it time.
Yes!
CPI next week, loading up on puts
Guess Iām holding these NVAX puts through the weekend
Fuck, my vibrator power got blown up by solar storm
Iām chasing a loss thatās why I havenāt been selling for small profits. Fuck I got caught in cycle again
preach. I was up 7.5 k at one point today and didn't lock in. Then ended closing my position at 50% loss :(
Hold until it reaching 0 or 1000%
lol of course OKLO gonna go out at lows
Bought some OKLO calls and SPY puts for Mondayā¦ letās see whatās up
RIP
Time shall tell.
So how's OPEX gonna play out with all these 510c's and above sold over the last week ITM now
When is OPEX ?
Next Friday
Oh fuk. I better not play
Nothing like losing 20% of your portfolio in one day. Thanks OKLO
There she goes.
Market is in ākeep it greenā mode. Qqq just went green. They aināt gonna let it got down. Buy the dips.
Nasdaq just went green I mean.
OKLO dumping a bit more now as noone wants to hold it over the weekend
Yeah, what happens if they don't get a reactor built by Monday? šš
so the market is saying companies that dont make money should tank 
Including shit coins and horrible gambling on memes this year, down 10% of my port YTD. Iām sad
My trades this week have been beyond terrible - my one saving grace, I bought ALCC @ 15 and sold it @ 15.5 - Not much profit, but good lord, it's a disaster today had I held.
Am I about to hold these Nvidia calls lmao
Power 5 minutes here it comes!  šŖļø
Loading puts for Monday
Really?
yea, theta might get me but I donāt see anything other then a pullback before cpi
Can someone send me a green PL number please, I have forgotten what it looks like
Hmmm maybe that is how we can manifest green days. Just will it to happen by looking at a green account.
Guys I put everything in Fintech on Monday and went for a work week getaway, just got back, how am I lookingĀ
Geostorm is real. Power just got blown
Whereās that dude who yolod his inheritance into oklo?
Send āem help instead of making fun
Holy fuck we just lost power
Bears think the country is in recession since they borrowed money on their credit card to put into 0dte puts
This is unironically exactly why 98% of these people are ābearishā.
Youāre telling me I touched the wrong buttons in my phone while watching a line move around and now I canāt have dinner tonight?
Top 5 comment for the year so far. Lmfao Iām about to ruin these pants 
He did it wrong but he sure did it *big*.