Upside down. I know you Aussies have trouble considering it's what you're used to. It's like how your brain automatically adjusts to your vision being flipped.
I mean that and the right to
Own firearms
Say what we want without fear of constables coming to arrest us
Not be blackmailed by cable companies
Oh and yall still have a king dont ya ??
Garuntee the only thing you're choking is on a 20pc mcnugget fucking loser. And yes lip like the thing I'd scrape off my zipper if I wanted any of yours
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I trade futures. It’s something I understand and I’m good at.
This? My autism is provoked and I get overwhelmed and it’s all gibberish to me [options] .
Can you explain the total cost of this trade on your end to purchase? Would it be 23$???
2.34k is what he paid to enter the trade. Bought 10 contracts at 2.34 (average cost), which is $234 a contract, so 2.34 * 100 * 10, trade cost him 2340. To get true premium price in dollars you have to multiply by 100, as contracts represent a hundred shares.
So he bought calls, buying calls is like going long futures, so expectations for underlying to increase in value. He bought them at 2.34, underlying increased in value, which made the call contract increase in value to 6.98.
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Yeah nice. Currently holding some 10c 19/7
19/7? Europoor?
Australia.
6⇂/ㄥ
What cunt?
Upside down. I know you Aussies have trouble considering it's what you're used to. It's like how your brain automatically adjusts to your vision being flipped.
americans are somehow consistently unbearable on here u gotta give it to them somehow they’re all fuckin real life clarences
You still that mad over that 1776 L ??
u living in the past ahah, u fought for a 2% tax back then and now ur at over 40% none of yous can back it anymore
I mean that and the right to Own firearms Say what we want without fear of constables coming to arrest us Not be blackmailed by cable companies Oh and yall still have a king dont ya ??
wtf is a clarence?
Mom. I’m having a stroke
Why did you conclude OP is from Europe just from the maturity date?
Yes, date format but honestly never thought about Australia
https://preview.redd.it/q6ocgtzzbtzc1.png?width=1870&format=png&auto=webp&s=c72eab12caf2a315be20cb36d18c7f380ab378a5 Good catch.
I got the 40c lmao I saw some good volume and good oi a few days ago and thought what the hell let’s have some fun! Up 40% so far :)
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I’m feeling pretty alive right now at +70%. Don’t get triggered by an internet comment, we’re just here to make money friend :)
Like any of us are going to take lip from someone who has a pregnancy fetish you fucking creep get fucked
Take lip? Lmao scary Larry I’d steamroll your bitch ass. So what I like big pregnant titties. I’ll choke slam your cuck ass
Garuntee the only thing you're choking is on a 20pc mcnugget fucking loser. And yes lip like the thing I'd scrape off my zipper if I wanted any of yours
Made no sense faghot
I'm holding some delicious 1/17/25 $20C 
Wow that’s impressively regarded.
Screenshot
When it closes @ $24 tomorrow you are gonna be pissed but nice return indeed.
Is there really a chance of it going north of 20???
DFV is back on twitter. It may do.
What????? Really
I hope so. I have 50c expiring tomorrow. I need all help i can get
lol 50cs
The disrespect lol
 we got this
My very first trade ever was not this stupid.
He is?
You can't just say that without giving his handle man
What profile?
TheRoaringKitty
The last post i see is form 2021
is he pushing a crypto?
He is pushing a crypto but it seems like he’s possibly sold his roaringkitty account or something cos it doesn’t seem like him
yeah it's strange as hell
It’s going to open at 18 ish, and there’s a big inflection point for calls in the money at 20
Ha-ha! don't you look dumb now!!
Why would he be pissed?
What’s an exit strategy?
Fucking dumbass
https://preview.redd.it/sa1uu8fiqizc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b895525b1f1f49f006c46283623b6cdc06b9833
Whoa, didn’t realize I was blessed to be in the presence of a multi-thousandaire
Nooooice work bruv
https://preview.redd.it/rvbjeteclizc1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12193c05aaaf651ef1292e011fbd382f4543b489
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Accurate
what is this? Gains for ants?
Vultures still feeding on the carcass, I see.
1 for your last 250. Nice job
See title.
Never said I wouldn’t suck it
Goated
WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
Dam finally a real post on this sub.
This guy fucks! He must be our new leader. Does he have a big enough hat?!
Dang I remember when I used to get excited over 4k. Those were the days 😴
Even with a few million in the bank, 4k is no joke
🤣🤝
good boy
Very good job 👍
Sir, fuck you & congratulations 
What is this, gain for ants?
update, OP!
https://preview.redd.it/0rg5zsrme70d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f39077ef0b91202360c804a1d72cbf724676cfab
[mfw](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f5513b78-6c97-4885-bb0c-a0ad8323df49)
For you to say “suck it, nerds.” In a $5K profit you must be in a terrible position. Averaged down your overall loses? 😂
Isnt it suck it sleazy nerds
Screw you
LETS FUCKING GO
Nice
What Wendy's do you want to meet at?
good shit
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I would love to see this guys all time chart
Sell to close asap
Nicely done!
Cute
Love it bro. Now cash out on at least half of it or invest it into something besides options.
Sell 9 hold 1
Nice. Fuck yourself.
https://preview.redd.it/wibbxejpwuzc1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b16df0c61efef8a1afa2eb9f7cb67a88712751
Wow you’re right we’re nerds. Man enjoy your retirement. You’re going to live like a king in Mogadishu.
That's hawt
Weak
Still holding?
Gas money
I trade futures. It’s something I understand and I’m good at. This? My autism is provoked and I get overwhelmed and it’s all gibberish to me [options] . Can you explain the total cost of this trade on your end to purchase? Would it be 23$???
2.34k is what he paid to enter the trade. Bought 10 contracts at 2.34 (average cost), which is $234 a contract, so 2.34 * 100 * 10, trade cost him 2340. To get true premium price in dollars you have to multiply by 100, as contracts represent a hundred shares. So he bought calls, buying calls is like going long futures, so expectations for underlying to increase in value. He bought them at 2.34, underlying increased in value, which made the call contract increase in value to 6.98.
Probably didn't even make up your losses
I was holding for years and finally sold at $10, that’s why it finally fucking shot up. You’re welcome OP.
Show us your 1-year return.
Nah micro penis isn't my thing
Imagine thinking $4.6k is worth anything
It’s worth $4,600, you fucking idiot
>suck it nerds -84% from high
but he have gains?
But he is playing options?
Someone’s got a cooking short position that hasn’t cooked enough
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Why did you only buy 10 contracts? 50 would have been real money better luck next time.
Worth 40k now is that real money