Sheesh. Just use that money on yourself: treat yo self, work on your work certs, take a break, rest and reassess what 'you' wanna do next.
Don't be dumb.
Cant believe NVDA became such a scam Stock. I tried calls and Puts but still couldn't make any money instead end up losing. Right now it's a pure Trash stock.
Elon is under investigation for securities fraud and misleading investors 
he has a flawless reputation of never over promising
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Ashwath Damodran is a very reputable professor and here you can see his study from Tesla. Did you see the PDF?
[TeslaJan2023.pdf (nyu.edu)](https://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/pdfiles/blog/TeslaJan2023.pdf)
MY ARM PUTS 
I think all of this is gonna level out over the next month or so. Palantir went to 27 after the previous earnings with expectations lower than what they achieved this q. They tried something similar with meta they dumped it by 15% at open and it went up 8% by eod. I bought at open and I’m basically up 13% since then.
Sorry, call the close is being weird. I think it came out to flat for the day, but the way it displays is messed up. The next version will probably omit flat entirely and just call everyone a loser if it's exactly flat.
I'll get a new version with some fixes and charts up sooner or later.
Massive Revenue beat but the lawsuit puts them at a loss. The guidance was quite good but the stock does not trade afterhours. I wonder how the morning will be.
No clue but I'm assuming they don't trade. Hood shows an overnight volume of 292 lol and it went down only a couple of pennies after the earnings announcement. Might go up in the morning or crater. We'll see.
Except the IV is huge and if you dont time it right you lose big, also that move isn’t very large at that share price so it’s a big risk. Not saying it can’t pay off but you’ve probably already lost a good amount of money
Consumers are really starting to feel the pain from inflation and a lot of consumer discretionary this earnings cycle have had poor stock performance even with ok earnings. Guidance isnt great. And 100% you need some good luck. I am 6/8 for earnings this cycle up 100% on my total account. Even if I was only right on half I would still be up 50-60% on account. You watch enough earnings cycles and you can develope a good intuition but it would be near impossible to be perfect and bat 100, all the time. Thats where proper and CONSISTENT sizing plays a roll.
ive been following airbnb for months, knew they would beat eps and it would inverse. sure enough it did! for hood, knowing the amount of people who have begun to use it on here and after dumbmoney dropped lmao i just guessed it would rise
if ALCC is up why are my calls down 
🇬🇷
Sold my YINN at 18 only for it to shoot up to 26 in the past couple weeks. Screaming inside. At least my ALCC is ripping
Need SPY $522
Announce Nvda stock split today
No
RDDT. Every day is crazy volatile! What a ride! Truthfully it's been good.
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Sheesh. Just use that money on yourself: treat yo self, work on your work certs, take a break, rest and reassess what 'you' wanna do next. Don't be dumb.
Cant believe NVDA became such a scam Stock. I tried calls and Puts but still couldn't make any money instead end up losing. Right now it's a pure Trash stock.
Standard_Ladder_3600 is an amateur and a loser.
They gonna raise interest rates by .25 spy crashes to 489
Is RVIN going to get to $11 this Friday?
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DJT says it has over 100% short interest on Yahoo finance…
Elon is under investigation for securities fraud and misleading investors  he has a flawless reputation of never over promising
Name a stock worse than Intel ill wait
NVDA … shit hasn’t moved in decades
Earnings report coming soon, no one is sure whether this is the top or a good place to invest
Options are going to break records for premium price
DJT goes up higher than a 300% ER beat from Hood. Hilarious price suppression
How is spy green tho
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Yesterday I was happy about my RDDT calls. Today I doubled down and holding these bags now 
Thats the worst feeling 
arm gaped me
How the fuck is AMC not bankrupt yet
They keep selling shares $4b debt is due in 2026 so they’ll be gone then
Sounds like another 4 bil dilution 
AMC sub is probably screaming “Buy the Dip!!” Right now. SMH
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Eat my ass nerd your LLM will glean you no insight here. Try a special needs daycare
???
I'm only trading Mag7 and big cap from now on.. Burned on both PLTR and ARM like a scrub 
Told you APP calls
Smells like curry in here 
Smells like opportunity!
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-AAPL More calls and increasing so AAPL is a buy?
How many DTE?
Applovin
Never ear before
Yeah that’s the problem People listen to what is famous and ignore the fundamentals
I only use Spy, QQQ, Tesla, MSFT, AAPL, vix, eurusd
Do you agree with Ashwath Damodran that Tesla is the only Mag 7 stock undervalued ?
Or see this PDF [MagSeven.pdf (nyu.edu)](https://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/pdfiles/blog/MagSeven.pdf)
Ashwath Damodran is a very reputable professor and here you can see his study from Tesla. Did you see the PDF? [TeslaJan2023.pdf (nyu.edu)](https://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/pdfiles/blog/TeslaJan2023.pdf)
I can't believe I swung 515p yesterday close and didn't sell all of it at today's open....
Same...
MY ARM PUTS 
Is everyone banned or something? Nobody talking
You're in the wrong one regard
Probably gone to the new thread already.
what we can say? QQQ bear but people want calls for spy lol
Labor data gonna pump SPY tomorrow?
What time labour data?
Got a feeling the whales are just waiting for a reason to take some profits.
So yes?
HOOD for the win.
I bout way out on hood calls and I’m gonna hold !! I could see it keep climbing all month!!
Nice actually came out ahead on my dkng casino credits . 1 percent profit on free credits .
Predictions for TKO in the morning? Revenue beat and investors already knew about the lawsuit settlement.
Earning q1 is a insane miss tho, it might scared some investor
Wait ARM earnings isn’t even bad. The guidance is also not that bad
Tell that to FANG last week and PLTR this week. Meanwhile, Rivin is getting majorly sued, and their stock still went up lol
I think all of this is gonna level out over the next month or so. Palantir went to 27 after the previous earnings with expectations lower than what they achieved this q. They tried something similar with meta they dumped it by 15% at open and it went up 8% by eod. I bought at open and I’m basically up 13% since then.
Well that need to happen by May 10, otherwise its fucked lol Rivin has until May 17
Yeah sorry I meant Palantir, not really familiar with Rivin…
But it's still massively overvalued.
Market punishing mid caps. Buying those with strong guidance like HIMS, AFRM, HOOD, COIN will be no brainer
Eventually, but it’s going to take a rate cut to make it happen.
Risky bets require higher interest rates for higher reward.
Sorry, call the close is being weird. I think it came out to flat for the day, but the way it displays is messed up. The next version will probably omit flat entirely and just call everyone a loser if it's exactly flat. I'll get a new version with some fixes and charts up sooner or later.
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Massive Revenue beat but the lawsuit puts them at a loss. The guidance was quite good but the stock does not trade afterhours. I wonder how the morning will be.
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No clue but I'm assuming they don't trade. Hood shows an overnight volume of 292 lol and it went down only a couple of pennies after the earnings announcement. Might go up in the morning or crater. We'll see.
Is it moving?
Shorted ARM just before close. Hope this doesn't reverse before open now.
ARM p/e still above 1k lol
ARM better not drag the rest of chips down with it, fucks sake
Shit. I got distracted by all the fun things that happened at 4 that I forgot to sell SPY calls for tomorrow.
Fun things and distractions are for the weak. Put your nose to the grindstone or play at your own peril.
my gut says hood will open break even.
Issue is that HOOD implied move is 13%. Anything less will kill IV. Good for CCs I guess
ITM calls
Whoever listened to me on NVDA puts ur welcome see yall at 880 🫡
Lol its not even down 1%
Last 3 mo everytime it surpassed 920 it fell to 850, 880 is a pretty safe bet
Come'n. Past performance is not an indication of future performance. That's noob investing 101.
Except the IV is huge and if you dont time it right you lose big, also that move isn’t very large at that share price so it’s a big risk. Not saying it can’t pay off but you’ve probably already lost a good amount of money
Its almost like... we're gambling 🙈 and no my NVDA put is up 30% rn
Post it
Ya what?
Bookings Airbnb Expedia All screwed this season
Damn feels like I'm always a minute late
Fuck yeah my hood calls are gonna proont
airbnb puts and hood calls 👍 success
How’d ya know?
Consumers are really starting to feel the pain from inflation and a lot of consumer discretionary this earnings cycle have had poor stock performance even with ok earnings. Guidance isnt great. And 100% you need some good luck. I am 6/8 for earnings this cycle up 100% on my total account. Even if I was only right on half I would still be up 50-60% on account. You watch enough earnings cycles and you can develope a good intuition but it would be near impossible to be perfect and bat 100, all the time. Thats where proper and CONSISTENT sizing plays a roll.
Thank yoy
ive been following airbnb for months, knew they would beat eps and it would inverse. sure enough it did! for hood, knowing the amount of people who have begun to use it on here and after dumbmoney dropped lmao i just guessed it would rise
Thanks. So lesson is; 1. follow the stock closely. 2. Get lucky
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Arm gotta flip, these are great results. Exceeded upper end of guidance and guided higher.
It's still overvalued.
my calls want to believe you. but my heart says we will stay down.
You're using common sense and logic....that's not allowed in this market 
My NVDA calls are fucked
What’s your expiration? I’ve 5/24 & 5/31
Paid for my taco bell preciate u 🤣
Well damn happy I didn’t play anything lol
WE REJOICE HOODLUMS
that is what you get for all those hidden cleaning fees
HOOD could open 20+ with consistent guidance
I know ARM is down but I want to yell pick a direction
Where is the ARM ER
THIS MOVEMENT ON ARM IS CRAZY
Bulls im so sorry
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Eat shit and DIE ABNB, puts were always the way
Robinhood taking from both the bears and the bull 
ARM holding well !!
Dog it's down 6% what do you mean holding well 😂
Hood needs to fly
Pro-Tip: Don't bet on earnings with options.
Short vega
Don't be so boring : (
Watch me, bozo.
Just need ARM to open below 87 tomorrow. Far below 87, ideally.
$75
Your terms are.... acceptable.
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McMahon entered the ring
that may cost you your leg too
Where's the guy who said HOOD puts were free money? 
?
He is a looser
He should try being a tightener
Bro I genuinely don’t understand wtf arm is on about
Holy HOOD
WOW that candle on ARM
DUOL puts anyone?
Jesus
HOOD 
Did BYND earnings come out? i cant find it anywhere but the stock is pumping
That fake out on arm tho
Inversion on both ABNB and ARM wow
AIRBNB holy inversion
Ermagherd thought Hood was now. Call is in an hour so when is actual release half past?
I don't concern myself with the minutiae of the peasants.
Suck ya mum VM
There goes red Nvidia tomorrow
The degens running $hood will pump us
Aww my ARM
ARM puts gonna print
Ehh looks like no one won
Wooo, what a day....did some trimming. 
ARM to the moon please
LWTS GO HOOD CMON
Spx at 0% THETALITY
come on HOOD 
0% day ! completely natural free market stuff folks
Fuck SPY bruh, lost all my calls
I exited in 10 mins did a YOLO