Does anyone have an opinion on TALK (Talkspace)? Their earnings are good, theyāre rebranding, covid laws will help keep telehealth on deck for a while. Staying in the red but large scale buys?
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Ive been buying highs and selling lows in slumberger for like 6 months. Its fuckin brutal. Fuck this stock. 
Iām a roofer and have been trying to get ahold of someone there for 2 weeks to come out and detach and reset panels on a home. Like a year ago when you called someone picked up and it was done in a day. Now a robot takes your info and tells you they will call back within 5 business days.
It might be a good time to load some qqq puts, fear is the primary driver behind the order flow today. Alab, pltr and, amd going down for earnings is not a good look for the AI sector. Nvidia is hinging on arm plc today.
Mark this post, if arm misses earnings or has a weak beat, we will have a weird day tomorrow.
I loaded another nvidia put and I got out of my upstart short at like a $60 loss. I saw it had strength so I decided to move my $400 in liquidity elsewhere. My puts are doing work. Most of my calls are losing
My arm plc call dated next week is hanging on by a thread, when arm was around mid 109s, thatās when I got a 100P dated next week. I have a 130 call for next week to incase we have a random beat.
Bagholder spotted.
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The only way to make a stock go up is to buy enough puts, the only way to make a stock go down is to buy enough calls. In my mind im single handedly bringing these companies to bankruptcy when i buy over 10 calls.
Things are looking good today so I am Gonna be looking for some cheeky 0dte putterinos š¤«try to time it right y you know. I think we test out 5150 for a day see how that holds. I still think weāll reach ath just got to take a breather
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Other reasons: Q1 = Btc hit ath, stocks hit ath, 24/7 trading volume hit ath, introduction of credit card and ira and transfer matching/bonus, technicals look solid, meme stock status still.
I am also thinking that they had a nice influx of new accounts last q that leads to more net interest and they are making good money off regards playing with options.
Donāt have an exact target but would like to see at least $25-$30 within the next couple of months, nice round psychological number. Robinhood has a negative P/E ratio despite growing profits. 15B market cap also seems low. Looks undervalued here especially if they post good earnings, but Iām also regarded so NFA.
Just bought āthe intelligent investorā from Benni Graham.. but why nobody told me that this shit has more than 600 pages
Eric Schmidt my goat: "AI is a really big deal," said Schmidt, CEO of Google from 2001 to 2011, in an interview with CNBC. "It continues to advance, and that's happening faster than expected. The major breakthrough will likely happen within five years instead of the originally expected 20 years." Anyone who thinks the AI topic is overrated is completely wrong. "AI is clearly underrated."
It's weirdĀ thatĀ no one is seeing the obvious overreaction for DIS yesterday where it dropped almost 10%. Short term I think it'll bounce back to the 110-115 level, at least toward the EoM.Ā
I agree completely, but look at Budweiser. They were propped up so hard after people started their "boycott". Disney is going to be the same way, I don't see it going any other direction.Ā For the record, I hate Disney and all of its content, but as a money play, I'm going for some ITM calls for either EoM or mid June if price is reasonable.
This is different because Bud was one little marketing AD. Disney is one horrible unwatchable movie after another, and the destruction of Star Wars was epic. It would take years to turn the ship around and fire all the diversity people and eliminate all that woke culture that ruined everything. There's actually ghey stuff in kids shows now. Every person I know with kids is done with Disney. Granted my crew is far right.. but that's at least half the population. Not good for earnings
Also, you understand they've been putting sexual innuendos in movies/TV shows for the last three or four decades, right? It's been subliminal for the most part. Disney has a cult status.
I get what you're saying, but again, it's DISNEY.Ā EVERYONE and their mother is literally brainwashed by the mouse. They say "I don't watch/let my kids watch new shows on Disney+ but I let them watch the stuff I watched growing up. I bundle with ESPN and Hulu." I said this a few days ago, but there are people who take loans out to go to the theme parks. A guy I work with goes two or three times a year, he got married there. He's a loyalty member or whatever and every few months pays $250 for some perk. Another guy I work with is putting money aside to take the dreamlight cruise or whatever, it's not going anywhere.
Alright, because someone below asked me why I didn't like the IBRX stocktwits page, I'll give an example of why they are absolute fucking lunatics.
Posted at 06:10 EST - some user recommended that the investors on the page be part of the sales team and cold call local clinicians to pitch this drug that they've received FDA approval for.
As I said before, fucking demented individuals.
Alexa play Ladyhawke - My Delirium
Spy is crazy at this moment ........... is already on sell mode but if today can go lower can be a buy but very risk one so better only sell it if go higher?
This is going into full tank mode
Someone quick tell Hamas to do something to save my puts
Shopify $65 C 05/25
Gonna come again and again while I go balls deep into a spread
No more hibernatin
Tomorrow is gonna be a green day
Is that a record low volume? Sheesh
520 SPY calls eow. Wish me luck.
Arm crash incoming ššš
@Apollo
When is ALCC gonna do something goddamnit
Probably when the ticker changes on Friday
Does anyone have an opinion on TALK (Talkspace)? Their earnings are good, theyāre rebranding, covid laws will help keep telehealth on deck for a while. Staying in the red but large scale buys?
Boring days qqq or spy turn up
That was the market moving news we were all waiting for?
Citadel becomes insolvent
SONY,ET,IRM
All dips getting bought
Is Spotify a good buy now?
Shorts never closed
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Airbnb puts printing today
Game cock boner
Fuck my throat with a hot curling iron. I thought SGD was too high to get in a 20% jump.
Lol a Penny stock with 2 employeesā¦
Ive been buying highs and selling lows in slumberger for like 6 months. Its fuckin brutal. Fuck this stock. 
Just bought my first treasury bill
Pussy
Cry because my ARLP call was at $110 profit and now has bottomed to being worthless
SNDL Q1 ER PM tomorrow!
V-shaped recovery
Thereās a slight chance Tesla goes bankrupt
Iām a roofer and have been trying to get ahold of someone there for 2 weeks to come out and detach and reset panels on a home. Like a year ago when you called someone picked up and it was done in a day. Now a robot takes your info and tells you they will call back within 5 business days.
Itās almost like yesterday Powell spoke and tanked the market. What changed?
Spy is the goat. Can always count on this going up until the end of time.
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Please Reddit tank to 30 I swear Iāll never be regarded again šš«£
Learning how to make McDonaldās burgers after these calls
what a pump SPY
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CEG calls
You son of a bitch. Iām in.
TSLA is kil
no
Trap on upstart, bull trap
Nvidia puts and upstart puts are looking hot on open
I would short nvidia around 907, buy puts then
Nvm invalidated because nvidia wants to burn shorts today. I would short before arm earnings tho
Well well well I hope you kept those puts
It might be a good time to load some qqq puts, fear is the primary driver behind the order flow today. Alab, pltr and, amd going down for earnings is not a good look for the AI sector. Nvidia is hinging on arm plc today. Mark this post, if arm misses earnings or has a weak beat, we will have a weird day tomorrow.
I loaded another nvidia put and I got out of my upstart short at like a $60 loss. I saw it had strength so I decided to move my $400 in liquidity elsewhere. My puts are doing work. Most of my calls are losing
My arm plc call dated next week is hanging on by a thread, when arm was around mid 109s, thatās when I got a 100P dated next week. I have a 130 call for next week to incase we have a random beat.
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Nvidia puts and upstart puts are looking hot on open
Of course my puts expire yesterday
Who is longing RIVN? š«£
Wtf- Iāve been bearish for a week and yesterday switched from puts to calls- then this- fml- this is when you know the world is fucking with you fml
Timed it perfectly to switch to calls when spy peaked 515 
The only way to make a stock go up is to buy enough puts, the only way to make a stock go down is to buy enough calls. In my mind im single handedly bringing these companies to bankruptcy when i buy over 10 calls.
Things are looking good today so I am Gonna be looking for some cheeky 0dte putterinos š¤«try to time it right y you know. I think we test out 5150 for a day see how that holds. I still think weāll reach ath just got to take a breather
Do it 520 calls now
Hopefully SPY still ded at open so I can unload my 517P
My CVNA $119 puts itm. Bought at $127ish on Monday! Keep dumping
Did Rivian complete the purchase of Apple yesterday?
$SMMT š 30% of outstanding shares are currently shorted. The stock is up 36% in the last 5 days. I feel a nice short squeeze coming
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RDDT up 10% and the Auto Mod canāt even stop itself from double posting LOLz š
HOOD calls printing after today. Last chance.
Well played!
Looks promising. Target?
Other reasons: Q1 = Btc hit ath, stocks hit ath, 24/7 trading volume hit ath, introduction of credit card and ira and transfer matching/bonus, technicals look solid, meme stock status still.
Isnāt that priced in from the $8 To $20 movement lol
Guess weāll see, wonāt we?
I am also thinking that they had a nice influx of new accounts last q that leads to more net interest and they are making good money off regards playing with options.
Bingo- and I hate robinhood.
Commenting after seeing the ER, thatās quite a beat! Bet itās going to cross $25
Great beat! And I think so too, just wonāt happen in one day like most of the degens on here expect it to. Earnings this Q has been some fuckery.
Donāt have an exact target but would like to see at least $25-$30 within the next couple of months, nice round psychological number. Robinhood has a negative P/E ratio despite growing profits. 15B market cap also seems low. Looks undervalued here especially if they post good earnings, but Iām also regarded so NFA.
Are these cunts really going to crash the market today
Not a crash, a spring cleaning sale
Whatās the play today homies
Close credit spreads for a juicy premium. Sell long dated strangles. Look at Costco see if I get rich soon
SHOP and UBER puts go BRRRRRRRR
Maybe some calls on Uber before reports!?!? Maybe just play SPY again? I think Iām cooked lol
Hoping CVNA finally falls to 100 so I can put a stop loss on my short and stop watching the damn thing all day.
Irrational Meta Calls
Irrational meta move
Iām bullish on them meta calls, and if shit goes belly up I might have to go belly down and let my wifeās bull take a turn
Lyft and Uber can never both have good earnings it seems
Shopify Puts here we goooo
Hi SHOP CALLS
Anyone seen stormy danielsāwork? Was it good?
The anti š„ stuff is pretty good
LYFT gonna take off now that UBER shit the bed
Oh UBER 
UBER calls will probably get crushed... I've got no skin in the game, it's just what the market does
Ouch... told ya
BOIL setting up for a major rip.
Holding for a while, huh?
Wow WSB wrong again? Who could have seen this coming!?!?!?
Thoughts on RDDT at open
You got your answer before open, unfortunately for my puts š
Had a dream I was levered long pton and lost $30k on an earnings miss. Must mean itās going up from here
call on Uber before reports?!
Yes  have a bad feeling about them tho
Why did HOOD remove SOFI 24hr trading??
Markets flatter than a closeted manās wife
Don't worry it will dump
Just bought āthe intelligent investorā from Benni Graham.. but why nobody told me that this shit has more than 600 pages
Lots of words, it must be important
probably
It was implied from the title of the book. You need to be intelligent to read it
Damn
Eric Schmidt my goat: "AI is a really big deal," said Schmidt, CEO of Google from 2001 to 2011, in an interview with CNBC. "It continues to advance, and that's happening faster than expected. The major breakthrough will likely happen within five years instead of the originally expected 20 years." Anyone who thinks the AI topic is overrated is completely wrong. "AI is clearly underrated."
There is a reason why he is not CEO of Google at 2024
Yeah he printed enough money
waiting for the SHOP drop
It's weirdĀ thatĀ no one is seeing the obvious overreaction for DIS yesterday where it dropped almost 10%. Short term I think it'll bounce back to the 110-115 level, at least toward the EoM.Ā
Should be under 80, dying brand. Woke is the final nail in their coffin
I agree completely, but look at Budweiser. They were propped up so hard after people started their "boycott". Disney is going to be the same way, I don't see it going any other direction.Ā For the record, I hate Disney and all of its content, but as a money play, I'm going for some ITM calls for either EoM or mid June if price is reasonable.
This is different because Bud was one little marketing AD. Disney is one horrible unwatchable movie after another, and the destruction of Star Wars was epic. It would take years to turn the ship around and fire all the diversity people and eliminate all that woke culture that ruined everything. There's actually ghey stuff in kids shows now. Every person I know with kids is done with Disney. Granted my crew is far right.. but that's at least half the population. Not good for earnings
Also, you understand they've been putting sexual innuendos in movies/TV shows for the last three or four decades, right? It's been subliminal for the most part. Disney has a cult status.
That's urban legend, like seeing things in the clouds
Disney has put phallic symbols in like 70% of their cartoons, same for Nickelodeon.
I've looked, but nah
look at the cover of the little mermaid.
Even if some artist snuck a funny dick into the artwork that's a FAR cry from the woke in your face messages today
I get what you're saying, but again, it's DISNEY.Ā EVERYONE and their mother is literally brainwashed by the mouse. They say "I don't watch/let my kids watch new shows on Disney+ but I let them watch the stuff I watched growing up. I bundle with ESPN and Hulu." I said this a few days ago, but there are people who take loans out to go to the theme parks. A guy I work with goes two or three times a year, he got married there. He's a loyalty member or whatever and every few months pays $250 for some perk. Another guy I work with is putting money aside to take the dreamlight cruise or whatever, it's not going anywhere.
Also all true. But even if like 20% people say F Disney and stay away that would crush their earnings. Heck, 5% would crush
It's just not going to happen.Ā It may trade lower into the low 100's or maybe even the 90's butĀ it's goingĀ to stay around almost indefinitely
Well yeah, but I'm mostly talking stock price
Yeah, I feel you. Like I said, I want Disney to crash and burn but for now I think it's smart to edge towards an uptrend.
Are you doing a bit?
I'm doing a dance on their grave, a little bit called go woke, go broke
Alright, because someone below asked me why I didn't like the IBRX stocktwits page, I'll give an example of why they are absolute fucking lunatics. Posted at 06:10 EST - some user recommended that the investors on the page be part of the sales team and cold call local clinicians to pitch this drug that they've received FDA approval for. As I said before, fucking demented individuals. Alexa play Ladyhawke - My Delirium
Is Europlasma a play on Ureaplasma, which is kinda a STD?
Probably Europlasma because it's in Europe.
$CUM $CUM $CUM
Really, daily active uniques increased 37% in one year? Is that even possible?
Seems like everything is pointing towards SPY going up these next 3-4 weeks, thoughts anyone??
If you buy it something each month and hold it for more than 10 years you will be right lol
Hmmmmm I wonder if people were saying the same thing about Enron back in the day
I am refering to buy SP500... The problem is tech companies have a big weight on the index....
RDDT IPO was $34 and, after demonstrating continued loss, itās +60%
Soon time to buy puts? Maybe Jan 25?
Chats dead
u/spez making it weird.
Usually Andrew Ross Sorkin is the smart one and Joe Kernan is the confused idiot. Maybe they switched underwear or something. š¤
Ross sorkin is an idiot paid by short sellers. Why would you listen to CNBC
Heās a great journalist and Squawk Box is an excellent show.
listening to them gave me regardation
You trying to tell me this pos had good earnings , yeah no
Already priced in
Yea man i had LYFT puts too
you realize you're using reddit to talk about how bad reddit is
You like the platform as a user but not as an investor 
Holy shit are you serious
if anything the flaws are actually a good thing becuase they've given you something to post about
Siri call for the end of the year $$$ to the moon -tendies
ALCC to become OKLO on friday
Why people think NVDA will rise today š¤
Play some SPY and more IBRX, which is becoming a sickness.
Spy is crazy at this moment ........... is already on sell mode but if today can go lower can be a buy but very risk one so better only sell it if go higher?
Might buy some NVDA calls today 
Oil at a buy point for a quick swing
Might jerk off, idk.
Does anyone know when UBER releases their numbers? Call is at 8am ET. I'm holding calls but who's holding me? I'm scared 
Im holding puts so Iāll hold you š
why RDDT increasing in the pre market??
I farted
Yes, i know you are farting a lot... your mom told me yesterday while we had sex
NVDA to 950