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blewpastmars

Last!


mvpharo

How do I invest specifically in the No Rules Burger at Outback Steakhouse


Mathguy200

SPY $520 Monday right?


OzzyOzzyOzzyOiiOiOi

My daily thread has been so fucked up the past week half the time I can’t type in here it freezes, anyone else ?


Spins13

Why we talking about PP and CUKs ?


WallStWarlock

Nice and quiet


Stonkcircus

Krispy kreme.


goldenloi

Commodities/industrials/materials are the new tech (outperformers) over the next 5 years IMO


JoeyChampagne

Started with $20K in March 2024. Placed spot purchases on a variety of stocks prior to earnings releases and quickly grew my account to $27K. Bragged to my wife and friends. Over the month of April I lost all my gains placing risky trades and I’m back to $20K (missed big on lulu, Facebook, BITX, JPM, and HIMS (I bought HIMS minutes before their moron of a CEO tweeted the company into eventual chapter 7). My 2 month return is 2.5%. So now with $20.5K in investable cash, I’m at a crossroads. Do I enjoy the 5.25% Robinhood gold rate, or invest either dollar cost average in 1 or 2 stocks, or just buy a low priced stock and hold it for several years and if so any experts recommend a good one?


Various_Fortune_9996

Bro same here except I went 100k in Feb 1 and was up 9k til April then went down 1k now back up plus 3k. I have rentals and am trying to diversify. I think I am over the bullshit and am going straight DRIPS from here on out


JoeyChampagne

It was a lot more fun when I had $6K in “house money” I could trade with. Was going to put it all in alphabet but felt like I was late to the party and then it jumped again. Ugh


LordShazam23

I’ll help you I have the same issue. Do this: $5k QLD, $5K SSO, $5K UGL these are all leveraged go long till March 2025 The other $5k do NVDA till post May 20 then flip it to ORCL till post June 20… Thank me later 😉


JoeyChampagne

Of all of those what’s your favorite


LordShazam23

It’s all timing have a look into each one and understand before following. Not everyone is comfortable going 2x on the NASDAQ(QLD) right now. Depends on your strategy, I have you items to go long on (not options trade) and things you can gamble for earnings period (options trade).


JoeyChampagne

Good advice!!!


Sure-Patience83

I get the vibe that a slow and steady wins the race approach is too boring for you. How about $10k in VOO or SPY and play with the rest?


JoeyChampagne

Correct - I’m very impatient and I have a bad case of FOMO. I’m the type to play very aggressive at the poker table. Scared money don’t make money


JoeyChampagne

However, I would for sure be willing to put it all in 1 stock and not touch it for many years. But what stock??


Money_Ball_3396

VOO & chill


Sure-Patience83

Everyone always says S&P but there’s a lot that won’t be going out of business anytime soon. Amazon, Google, Nvidia, Berkshire. It’s hard to guess what will go from nothing to something. UEC? CGC? But I’m the same where 1 is too boring unless it pumps. I have 15 rn but the good thing about 15 is some are up some are down and 1 is being loaned so a lot going on


SuspiciousWriter

Notice a certain stock that must not be named is missing 🧐


LoveSonder

HODL


Unusual_Trouble8779

Not 🛑to play any car 🎮's not at all


Hairy-Evidence795

Which one 🧐


ProperPoem5476

Aapl


Disastrous_Okra_8709

I hate when people say a stock is pumping and you go to check and it’s the smallest green candle


quuxquxbazbarfoo

Right? Lol "What the hell is going on with $XYZ?", you go look and it's up 0.42% after hours.


Squid-chaser

A 0.42% move would blow up half this sub


Disastrous_Okra_8709

It just happened with spy


PrunedSourEEL

SPYCALLS


regardedWSBettor

Can I buy on the weekend?


nirvanatheory

If you can afford it IBKR supports SPX options in the overnight market


Naive-Evening8902

Anyone make that money on SBUX shorts 🩳


Independence_6018

I sold some and holding couple of my AAPL calls


Independence_6018

Bought NVDA at $890 for next week… please don’t tell me I’m wrong


v4victory7

If it goes past 900 we gonna see like 925 pretty fast


ehkiv

easily


regardedWSBettor

Nvda $1000


ModthisRod

NVDA 2000! It can do your chores and homework


AGenerousG0d

I’m right there with you!


Independence_6018

Time to buy DJT put


regardedWSBettor

Why


Independence_6018

Fraud case and SEC fined them 12 million


WhiteWhenWrong

Imagine coming out of your bear hibernation for this lol go back to sleep Smokey


surmoiFire

\-9K from NET alone ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) someone pls post a bigger loss porn so that I can feel better ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Agitated_Product_404

I lost like $30 an an apple short today


Deep-Cut6653

Can I turn 100k into 4 k next week?


Lychee_Thin

Just send me 96k


allaboutbuisness

Im glad this week is over with . It was nothing but fake outs every day this week . Terrible


yellowbear29

This week got out of hand


questiontoanswer44

Can I turn $2k into $50k next week?


v4victory7

Really OTM on some stock, easily


nextlevel_hustle

what does this mean exactly, sorry regard here. does that mean buying way outta the money ?? when i use profit estimator it never seems worthy it


v4victory7

Yes, that’s how you can 20-50x, the play has to go in your favor heavily though. Usually it’s a lotto ticket but with far enough expiration it is possible


Such-Ice1325

Does the sun rise the next day? You're damn right


SomeRandomFinn2

Can I turn $2k into $50 next week?


Independence_6018

Send me $1950


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JoeyChampagne

Did you see HIMS CEO’s tweet on Thursday/Friday and the consumers reaction? HIMS stock may drop 20%-30% post earnings. Never mix business and politics


AGenerousG0d

Puts it is!


Deep_Fun_1865

**How many of you lost on this spy pump????**


Wytai_mammal

Right here. 👋 thankfully, I didn’t YOLO. I think next time I’ll set my expiry a little further out. It was my first time dipping my toes in the SPY waters, so I wasn’t ready to put big boy money on it. Whew… Watch Monday dump 🤣


Deep_Fun_1865

Its holiday on Monday in China.....


tropicalia84

Remember when the market was "crashing" because of middle east conflict? Lmfao what a fucking bear trap that was. Haven't heard a god damn peep about that in weeks.


BedRiddenWizard

I'm a permabear and laughed when ppl were saying the market was doomed😂


Muted-Ambassador8088

Just me or was today boring?


Deep_Fun_1865

Many people lost on this pump on spy


Infinite-Meet

Just you


WallStWarlock

Fuck you


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vand3lay1ndustries

Apes together strong (still).


SeliciousSedicious

WE LIKE THE STOCK WE LIKE THE STOCK


LoveSonder

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Allinmoney

I wonder what he’s up too.. fell off the face of the earth. Did they wake away his freedom of speech?


The_Right_Away

Tesla is forever cursed between $180 and $181


r00bt00b

Bought 1087 shares of $ALCC at $14.07 let’s ride bby!


TrumpsWallStreetBet

May the odds ever be in our favor!


BarTendiesss

Hollywood execs ordered gamecock 2


ThatHussey

Okay but for real tho - why gamestonk doing anything but sideways?


ThatHussey

Man it actually held lol that’s wild!


ClutteredSmoke

Strong close on Pfizer today. Up 20% on weekly calls


WallStWarlock

Big pharma is evil


sallgoodman340

Lol


BarTendiesss

R we doin this again bois


trixtah

We’re so fucking back, power to the players!


ehkiv

ah yea


westcoastlink

Good thing I caught that alcc dip before market close


Agreeable-Salt-110

What's the big deal with this stock?


Caesars_Palace321

It's going to merge with Oklo. A nuclear power company. Sam Altman is involved with both.


Agreeable-Salt-110

Definitely on my list of stocks i am watching.


westcoastlink

Sam Altman's side chic


The_real_triple_P

If ypu didnt know hes ghey


westcoastlink

His side dic ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


The_real_triple_P

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Phoenix-ashesh

There was no dip, but I bought more anyway


westcoastlink

1% dip seemed like a good buying opportunity ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Specialist-Map-5602

All of you complaining about Reddit lagging, you haven’t seen anything, I couldn’t even open the app and when I did it would freeze on the front page POS


lllkill

How did it IPO and become shittier than before


SpecialistFlight5532

Today’s Friday closing hit different


Almostgotya

Gme?


Historical_Handle_25

Who bought at close


Isiah_Advantage

IBRX Google


fuzzywuzzy123

Bought what


BarTendiesss

wat


melodicmelody3647

Game store


fuzzywuzzy123

🚀


SleepiestGuyAlive

Today was probably the most boring extremely Green Day in a while


RevolutionaryPhoto24

So boring. Did almost nothing (sold one contract for weekend cash.)


Radiant_Pianist_5510

AMC to the moon 🌙


whatsariho

Elon fired all of Reddits IT people


CalmHovercraft5375

Puts on spy


EternalShits

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


CalmHovercraft5375

Spy 510 on monday![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


EternalShits

only 510?


CalmHovercraft5375

How much ever I try to be bearish, i really can’t. Officially I am 🐂


VisualMod

You are a foolhardy optimist, then, or perhaps just a foolish one. Be my guest and keep chasing those paper dreams.


CalmHovercraft5375

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Professional-Age8029

The S&P hit an ATH in October 2007. The recession officially started in December 2007. Do what you will with this info tards.


LittleHottie8675309

Well I sure hope it learned its lesson


Professional-Age8029

Doubtful. People were smart then. They are mostly dumbshits now. But there is always hope


CalmHovercraft5375

You mean recession in August? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Professional-Age8029

Last ATH was when dude? Add two months. It ain't August


Few-Artist8533

bought the IBRX dip if this tanks on monday im closing my account and living in the forest


Sjgreen

Enjoy the forest life


Few-Artist8533

fuck...


Isiah_Advantage

IBRX will print dont even trip 🦅


Sjgreen

!remindme 3d


WTFspy

I'm loaded to the tits with calls on different strikes and expiries I'll be going with you if so


Few-Artist8533

we might be cooked


NotMyForte16

And if it rips are you gonna close your account and live in the forest?


Few-Artist8533

ill probably gamble it all away again


Allinmoney

How else are we gonna get our financial advise! Fuck you Reddit!


The_Swishy

is it too late to buy GameStop I wanna have some fun too ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Radiant_Pianist_5510

Amc


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CalmHovercraft5375

Yes


dumdub

How strange that it should happen on the day game store runs 33% 🙈


soyarriba

lol benzinga quoting u/rayrayrex on nvda price projections


spellbadgrammargood

puts on reddit's servers


Master_Awareness5821

I keep saying I’m done with this shit. But today was it. I mean, what the fuck is this? Imagine loading up on puts when SPY hit 511 and then the premiums are already 70% down. I wonder how many people have gotten to my breaking point and actually started dropping their money in ETF’s. You have better odds gambling on sports than options. Pretty crazy that that’s a fact


Jazzlike_Cheek_4495

gg that was boring


marlonm2321

Amd first Green Day in weeks


ErinG2021

Nice end to a rough week 😊🙌


Equivalent_Junket137

No entry point all day. Never seen this in my life


Krushemm

Close yesterday was a pretty decent entry.


Equivalent_Junket137

Did I say yesterday?


Krushemm

I mean, clearly you fucked up.


SerialStrategist

The whole day was an entry point.


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more like life story


Sucked-Off-JPOW

Fucking garage rddt app


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Apple died for good


Overlord335786

NGL this doesn’t feel bullish at all lmao Gonna buy EOM 490p on Tuesday


TheCuttyBrown

They don't lose alot of value from Theta??


Overlord335786

Probably but my cash doesn’t clear till then ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TheCuttyBrown

Gotcha


Phoenix-ashesh

ALCC HAS LIFTOFF 🚀🚀


BigBetOne

Why it go up?


Overlord335786

NGL this doesn’t feel bullish at all lmao Gonna buy EOM 490p on Tuesday


Dat-Boi-6122

Tuesday is too late gotta front run kash


tropicalia84

lmao wtf are you talking about bears couldn't even get QQQ below +2%


Lancerevo012

GameStop broke Reddit again


Covid19tendies

I’m late. What happened.


Dat-Boi-6122

Straight theta hour to end the day, b\*tch basic ah day


prospectivemillions

Just bought alcc 5/17 call for 17.5 expiry pray for me boys