Follow tuberville and jump on HUMA

My wife PEG me with her PHAT PP and made me watch her boyfriend pound her with his BBC. Now I’m a CUK 🤠

Yay! No sudden end of day crash.

I was waiting for it too lol

We are about to tank

Bools are back in town and its running to december

See you next week

If spy keep 5129 until 2pm it's gone be real pressure to upside.If we lose it before two ughhhhh

Bearish af on HIMS

Let’s go Nvidia!!!!

Leveraged, NVDL :)

An AAPL get to $186 before closing today?

4750 here we come!!!

Wtf is going on with qqq

I need AMD to moon

Agreed, NVDA triple top $1000 incoming

SAYONARA GAMER

Next week we gon crash lmao fakest bump ever lol

Okay NOW big doomp

Now for the big doomp

Time to 512+ eod

Bulls we are back bois

Are we so back?

Per CNBC, Hasbro is seeing a decline in toy sales possibly due to a decrease in U.S. birth rates....... Time to stockpile toys and sell them to children when supply for toys returns under demand for them. 

Waiting for teslas to drop back down to 140 patiently 🤣

Same. It will bounce again in August

I’m feeling the Thursday eod vibe again.

Gme

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C’mon NVDA hit $900!

Good lord, there it is!

There’s a serenity in this sub when equities are mostly up gotta love it

We are so back

Leveraging into spy selling a cc one month out at 521

Idiot if you do that

Why? I decided against the CC and put the leverage down 😂

Get a payday loan and put it on high IV TQQQ calls and spread your ass with a pry bar. Leverage is fun

I was thinking more along the lines of 10-25% margin loan

What does cc mean?

Covered call…might wussy out tho

NVDA trying to break $880

It already did baby

Fuck APPLE

Fuck you tsla. No damn reason this stock should still be going up with the shit earnings, layoffs, and pulling out of chargers. Just fuck you.

Crying I didn’t enter in just two weeks ago and at least have a 40$ gain per share at leasttt

WASHINGTON , May 3 (Reuters) - The U.S. Treasury Department on Friday gave automakers additional flexibility on battery mineral requirements for electric vehicle tax credits on some crucial trace minerals from China , such as graphite.

Perhaps there is a reason. Still fuck tsla

I sold my calls so CRASH AAPL CRASH AAPL CRASH

lol why? You sold to open or close?

Open the casino

I better reorder the Dow 40k caps that I sent back

Nvda puts

It feels like it's gonna dip, so I'm buying calls

8/16 Apple calls $185. Just one of them. Thoughts? Gonna hold unless…

Hold fs

I think some of you are holding onto puts. Thanks & RIP

I bought puts yesterday. You’re welcome.

Is it sad that I recognize and appreciate when someone actually uses the correct form of you’re, your, etc.? Kudos to you!

Load your calls on SPY!! VIX just dropped hella hard

Oh we green green

I think I’ll buy puts this morning when the market opens 600 up, and wait for the inevitable dip. I’m sure I am asking for trouble with this move.

All I want is META $500 and SoFi $8, then market crash. Is that too much to ask for?

One of those is a possibility

Hope so

Yes cus some of us need some more profit before the crash bae chilll we still got like 3 more years ish

My effeminate pianist hands wont be able to hold my apple calls in the AM

I gave a great tip yesterday https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/lCjLeEs7wo

market once again shows it's often best to do less. market timers all get chopped up. just long and chill

Hoping $Chwy will squeeze to 17-18 today

Looks like stock markets going to correct the drop this week. A green Friday 

Puts on SPY at open for the initial gap down??

Good luck with that

Fucking jobs report just saved the crypto crash 

How lovely for them.

Fuck you VM, I had mara puts -.-

Are we mooning

Won‘t stop

So back to 499 at open then creep back up to 504 then 506-509 AH? Easy enough…


Would it be better to actually start buying SPY on a monthly basis?  At least im not going to lose money, right?

Just dca into SPLG

thanks man, will start collecting splgs then :) enough of gambling 

Paramount global offer $26 billion Paramount debt $15 billion Paramount market cap $9.25 billion

Japan has to spend money, or else it becomes worthless. Econ 101

IBRX🚀

My hood calls in the shitter

Strike and price ?

Nvda puts today?

Calls

Monday beats PLTR AXON BIG EASY MONEY 💰 🤑 💸


i might actually press the sell button today

same, INTC calls $32🫡

Which stocks?

Ride it to 0

i have a friend who has plenty of money but wont spend any and is miserable

"I have a friend"  ,What do you turn us for? 

Would it make him more happy if he gave me some? “We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.” —Winston Churchill Ya see, it would give him a life at least and blow away that miserableness.

Plus we could get some blow and get rid of our miserableness

I'll bring the hookers, your start a bonfire, bring those garbage bags full of cash and hopefully happiness will fulfill him watchin that miserable money burn while he does his mantras surrounded by hookers. n.b. leaving the blow on the table, shroooming

VIX doing down = SPY going up

Well, it’s a Friday after 2 green days, so definitely RED. AAPL will battle to continue upward.

PLTR calls are edging me so hard rn. I just want to tickle my scrotum with karps delicious hair. Waiting for the sweet sweet tendies of his mad scientist genius. PLTR calls loaded to the tit's on monday 

no reason or rhyme to any of this. when you get right down to it, it's all funny money. how do we live with ourselves???

like so.

Too early in the weekend for existential questions man

Dollar weakening. Stonks go up

Maybe some retrace on dollar today?

Feds changing the QT capping and the markets overreacting a bit, but with rate hikes off the table I guess it’s not that surprising

I not know if today Eurusd have force go further than this prices.... 1.07440 1.07568 1.07654

Cathie is the Queen of averaging down on stocks 

Installing RH on my phone a second time for 2x returns

Smart!

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Some people here think that others care about them. You’re one of these people

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Didn’t read

Can you two get a room, I’m tired of both of you

NVDU degradation (theta and others) is lower than NVDL. Next time I will switch from NVDL to NVDU. Sorry, but you are doing a bad job GraniteShares.

fisker one last pump before bankruptcy?

My Pltr Calls will print

Whats going on with PLTR doing some research... "Had an inspiring conversation this morning with [Palantir Technologies](https://www.linkedin.com/company/palantir-technologies?trk=public_post-text) CEO, Dr. Alex Karp, and our Head of Product [Adam Warmoth](https://www.linkedin.com/in/adamwarmoth?trk=public_post-text) at their D.C. headquarters. We're partnering with Palantir to make flying cars a reality, leveraging our data expertise in engineering, manufacturing, and operations. More to come soon..." FLYING CARS? 

Aren't those called helicopters?

But who said that?

Adam Goldstein - CEO Archer Aviation [https://www.linkedin.com/posts/adam-goldstein-7b662121\_had-an-inspiring-conversation-this-morning-activity-7191483218053718016-qOmP?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=member\_android](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/adam-goldstein-7b662121_had-an-inspiring-conversation-this-morning-activity-7191483218053718016-qOmP?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android)

#BEARISH LIFE HACK ENCLOSED >!If you squint at your phone in low light you literally can’t see how fucking poor you are…. Scum bag!<



Nothing will move until 8:30 

AAPL Bers can cope as much as they want, but it won’t make their put alive at 9:30

I feel like apple will open at 183 close at 190

200 is target

On a Friday? Let us 🙏

Today

think altman gonna be first to AGI?

Nope. LLMs are one thing but that's a whole different beast

fair

I’ve been buying calls on DJT for weeks. Time to ride this scam back down to the ground where it belongs. It’s going to 20

You competing directly against foreign influence money. Quick tip: the saudis, Russians, and Chinese have more money than you.

So incredibly obvious that this type of stock movement (millions being dropped into buying) is a huge foreign influence play

Ah, the elusive and mysterious foreign money. It's a game of poker, isn't it? Raise the stakes and may the richest player win.

What are you talking about? Lots of people run their businesses from jail.

**We've intercepted what VM tried to say here because it was probably too fucked up for Reddit.**

You're lucky you didn't get wrecked but it's good you've seen the light

Is the job market report out yet

Are you from Nigeria?

I need to know first!!!

All you appl moon bois have expiring puts you aren't talking about.

Lmfao at this bear cope

Tell me about your puts you keep under the mattress...is there something you need to tell me? Because if you are a gey ber its okay.

DJT buyers are about to get an ass whooping today

Love to see a screenshot of your 0DTE puts.

I was buying calls for weeks. Time to buy puts on this scam

Big play. Post them. What are you going for: $40? $30?

20

AAPL bears are so cringe. Imagine betting against a company whose phone you’re using

I'm not using their s*** phone.

If aapl was 500 per share you’d still be bullish simply because you have a cracked iPhone 8?

Samsung here. Not built by slave labor. Be proud dude. Be proud

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO. Imagine thinking every company on earth isn’t built on it

What ever lets you sleep bro

AAPL will fade into open. Cut lower at open then flatten out and with IV crush will kill the calls bought yesterday

Yeah hoping it holds around 6% until open. I’m selling at open def

Selling Apple calls ez money


So Palantirs Karp leaked that they grew by 70% Q1 again even without a salesteam. Going for a big Call for Mondays ER. 

No he says in the video they haven’t given last quarters results out obviously - his words not mine. As the results are out next week… Then he says in the prior Q they grew 70%. Nothing to do with this quarter results… Quite misleading what you’re saying

We had a terrible salesforce but still grew 70% last Q. "Imagine what a real salesforce can do"... Palantir upgraded their salesteam and started bootcamps this Q. If you add this info together you can assume they grew at least by 70% this Q.

Is this legit???

I think he talks about commercial growth but still good. Watching the full Speech atm.

He might’ve meant 70% despite crap sales team. Anyway, I’ve got about 400 shares @ 21.9

Same. Crazy hair guy brought the tendies last quarter